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The Silverchair lead singer at the 2008 APRA Music Awards at the Hilton Hotel in Sydney on Monday.
Daniel Johns' eye got like that ______________.
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Thank Goodness! 'Very Psychotic' Madonna Stalker Has Been Captured!!!
What a relief!
To recap - early this morning, we heard the terrifying news that 54-year-old Robert Dewey Hoskins, a man who was convicted of stalking and threatening Madonna, had escaped from a mental hospital in Norwalk, CA.
The LAPD were describing the man as follows:
"…A very psychotic man when not taking his medication and has very violent tendencies."
Now, we're VERY happy to report that the Los Angeles Police Department have captured Madonna's very dangerous stalker!
The LAPD announced that Hoskins was found around 9 a.m. this morning "not far from the mental facility from which he escaped."
He's currently in police custody and he's being escorted back to the hospital.
We're just glad that nobody was hurt while this man was on the loose. We're ESPECIALLY glad that he wasn't able to get close to Madonna.
Great job, LAPD! We're very pleased and impressed!
piggy perez!
first
when he hit his head while humping a chair
COCK IN THE EYE!
because he fired his makeup artist half way through painting his face.
When his boyfriend's knee slipped.
because… it doesnt even matter.. he's the hottest guy on the planet.
who cares? he's hot.
ok who is he and
are you kiddin me.. is that makeup? if not he should hide his face whats he so proud of.. looks like he lost the fight =/
he pissed off natalie…
FIRST!!!! Fuckin Perez
because it's make up.
because he is so hot!!!!
Daniel Johns' eye got like that… cause he forgot to wipe off all his makeup after he was finished his part-time DRAG QUEEN job. =D
-Cassy
Only had time to do his eye shadow on one eye?
from a crisp, clean left???????????????
DURING SEX SEVENTH!
cause perex missed his mouth
WHY?
?
first… shit
From hitting his face with the mic and or guitar headstock?
…. because he got into a fight with his make-up artist, haha
Natalie Imbruglia got her gangster Miami night club tycoon boyfriend to kick his ass
BECAUSE I PUNCHED HIM IN THE EYE!
He missed his mouth!
Someone overheard him say "Perez Hilton tells the truth" and got the shit beat out of him by the entire audience because they know it was the biggest lie since the Hot Topic turnout in Los Angeles was a BIG success.
When Natalie Imbruglia decked him slightly left of the middle
what's going on here? is that makeup?
either way.. the boy looks smoking hot with a black eye or lopsided eye makeup or whathaveyou… johnsy can get away with just about anything in my book. le sigh.
skullfucking?
He took the dick in the eye instead of the mouth.
makeup
He was beaked by a swan….Gilmore Girls fans will get it…
FIRST!!!!
The Angry Pirate!
- A male is recieving oral sex from a female (or male), when he pulls out and ejaculates in her/ his eye, causing the female/ male to cover her/ his eye with one hand which simulates an eye patch. The male then kicks the female/ male in the eye, causing her/ him to jump around on one foot, simulating a peg late. Thus The Angry Pirate is born.
Because he put makeup on it! - It's not the first time he's worn it like that.
from his boyfriend's beltbuckle.
Because his boyfriend missed and poked his eye out with his peepee
you forgot to mention he WON SONGWRITER OF THE YEAR Perez. He's my hero and he looks smokin hot here
because his makeup artist went blind.
cum shots to the eye can be dangerous…
BECAUSE HE WAS CAUGHT WALKING AROUND IN A PEREZ HILTON TSHIRT
couldn't afford ur makeup artist.
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with makeup
Dayumn, he's fine.
Hey Perez!
Where's Agyness "the Diva" Deyn being carried out of a pub?
too close, dark, hairy and smell fishy
because….He's HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Daniel Johns does this thing (much like Hendrix did) where he sings into his guitar (watch a video of him performing If You Keep Losing Sleep live) and he's gone on record to say that in the moment he usually ends up smacking himself in the eye with his guitar, often resulting in a black eye. He has one in most of the promo photos for Young Modern.
…cus he was soooo off his face on drugs he forgot to do his eyeshadow on the other eye before he went out, silly boi!
Because he ran into Naomi Campbell on a good day.
He looks like a post op female to male transsexual you'd see on a daytime talk show. Something does not look right, regardless of the black eye.
when he missed the cock!
brown hole we got in the back
.
cuz he is old
Someone came in it. Or possible donkey-punch . . .
From sucking cock in the dark
…when his eyeshadow ran out before he could do the other eye.
Who fuckin cares how is eye got like that. I'd still do him.
to broadcast his photo on Perez and elsewhere - IT'S ALL MAKE-UP!!!!!!!!!!!!
He just got TORN a new one by Natalie.
I'd still fuck him
His ex wife bitch slapped him for hooking up with a younger chick.
because of that ugly hair style!!
Daniel Johns' eye got like that when he got too curious at a glory hole…
Hasn't anyone ever seen there viseo for If You Keep Losing Sleep?!?!? He always has the one eye thing…it's his new look. At least I am pretty sure that's what's going on here.
Re: ASH –
NUBIAN GODDESS IN A YSL SAFARI SUIT WITH A SALVATORE FERRAGAMO SILK SCARF AND DIAMOND EARCLIPS FROM VAN CLEEF AND ARPELS says…
THAT WAS A GOOD ONE, SWEETIE!
wow his pupils are huge
Give this Man(?) A mirror!
Because the BUKAKE made his eye shadow RUN!!!
with a little liner and shadow… there should be redness and broken capillaries in the eye with a shiner like that
He's been painting on the black eye for a while now. It's his "thing".
Love Silverchair!
CUZ HE ONLY TOOK HIS GUY-LINER OFF HALF WAY BEFORE PASSING OUT HIGH
HAHA
He appeared to be so spaced out on something when he was interviewed for a news segment…
like… 'SOOOO spaced out'.
He's lost quite a bit of weight again too! Hope he's not anorexic… again.
He's still hot
When you pissed off the queen at the MAC make up counter
Re: *NG* –
NUBIAN NEGRESS IN "AN" YSL WATER BUFFALO HALLOWEEN SUIT WITH A BALENCIAGA SET OF HORNS AND PLASTIC EARTAG FROM KENYA NATIONAL WILDLIFE RESERVE says…
THAT WAS A GOOD ONE, SWEETIE! But I can't talk now, I'm on a safari, being paid the big bucks for impersonating a Water Buffalo with my four foot wide ass and four inch wide nose. (I can lick my nostrils, too.) Gotta run.
Re: Ashle –
Amen sista… he is the hottest guy on the planet… yummmmmmmmy
Cause he is a cheap cunt and didnt pay his make-up artist all the money. so he got ONE eye done!
from blowing a guy with 2 cocks….
Who?
Daniel John's eye got like that -b/c he went too crazy w/ the guy liner-.
Re: *NG* –
NUBIAN NEGRESS IN "AN" YSL WATER BUFFALO HALLOWEEN SUIT WITH A MATCHING BALENCIAGA SET OF HORNS AND PLASTIC EARTAG FROM KENYA NATIONAL WILDLIFE RESERVE says…
THAT WAS A GOOD ONE, SWEETIE! But I can't talk now, I'm on a safari, being paid the big bucks for impersonating a Water Buffalo with my four foot wide ass and four inch wide nose. (I can lick my nostrils, too.) Gotta run. I've got ground to cover.
when my dog bit him when as he was trying to rape it.
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Re: autum – Re: autum –
dido…..
Re: THE PHONY *NG* a/k/a GODDESS STALKER a/k/a PATHETIC LOSER –
Sincerely (but never yours), THE ONE, THE ONLY, Nubian GODDESS! (Luxuriating by the roof-top pool of her mid-town Manhattan apartment building.)
NUBIAN GODDESS ROCKING A GOTTEX ONE-PIECE SPORTING A BAUME & MERCIER DIAMOND RIVIERA WATCH (WATER RESISTANT TO 30 METERS!) says…
You can't correct the GODDESS! If one says Yves, which sounds like EVES, well, yes, it would be AN Yves St. Laurent. However, YSL, sounding like WHY would have an A before it. Oh, but of course your intelligence is sorely lacking, which is demonstrated every time you use my name since you're not bright enough to come up with one of your own!
Yes, it is makeup. Saw him in 2 concerts last year and both times he had a "black eye". He also had one in every interview I watched. Perez, your fat and Daniel is sexy.
um, have you heard diorama? this man is a genius who can put black eyeshadow wherever he likes.
Re: rufus – ROFLMAO…I'm not a perez-hater, but that fuckin HIGHlarious!!!!
Well his eye got like that with make-up… i bet. like he is wearing in the music video for "if you keep loosing sleep" :-p it's his thing haha
because he's fucking sexy as hell…who cares about his eye???
a fly away champagne cork, uh no, hit with a cock.
that's makeup, it would be purple around the bone and his eye would be red if his bitch clocked him….AGAIN lol
it's makeup
Wow, didn't see all the dick/cum in the eye comments coming at all. :rolleyes:
Dude….I think it's Make-up 0.o
Because he's brilliant and gorgeous and he can do whatever he wants!
..because he's a twat?
I just looked up pictures of him on google and it seems every other one he has a "black eye". I'm guessing it's an image enhancing thing and he doesn't actually get in fights.