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The Silverchair lead singer at the 2008 APRA Music Awards at the Hilton Hotel in Sydney on Monday.

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Daniel Johns' eye got like that ______________.

[Photo via Getty Images.]

Posted: June 16, 2008 at 12:34 pm


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  1. dasda says – reply to this
    1

    piggy perez!

  2. erin says – reply to this
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    first

  3. alex says – reply to this
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    when he hit his head while humping a chair

  4. Yanke says – reply to this
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    COCK IN THE EYE!

  5. molly says – reply to this
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    because he fired his makeup artist half way through painting his face.

  6. Lara says – reply to this
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    When his boyfriend's knee slipped. ;)

  7. Ashle says – reply to this
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    because… it doesnt even matter.. he's the hottest guy on the planet.

  8. edsrf says – reply to this
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    who cares? he's hot.

  9. isy says – reply to this
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    ok who is he and
    are you kiddin me.. is that makeup? if not he should hide his face whats he so proud of.. looks like he lost the fight =/

  10. Steph says – reply to this
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    he pissed off natalie…

  11. Lila says – reply to this
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    FIRST!!!! Fuckin Perez

  12. dsfds says – reply to this
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    because it's make up.

  13. Rach says – reply to this
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    because he is so hot!!!!

  14. 14

    Daniel Johns' eye got like that… cause he forgot to wipe off all his makeup after he was finished his part-time DRAG QUEEN job. =D

    -Cassy

  15. Mimi says – reply to this
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    Only had time to do his eye shadow on one eye?

  16. charl says – reply to this
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    from a crisp, clean left???????????????

  17. Brons says – reply to this
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    DURING SEX SEVENTH!

  18. rufus says – reply to this
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    cause perex missed his mouth

  19. aunti says – reply to this
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    WHY?

  20. kris says – reply to this
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    ?

  21. jessi says – reply to this
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    first… shit

  22. 22

    From hitting his face with the mic and or guitar headstock?

  23. LOVE says – reply to this
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    …. because he got into a fight with his make-up artist, haha

  24. Noria says – reply to this
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    Natalie Imbruglia got her gangster Miami night club tycoon boyfriend to kick his ass

  25. 25

    BECAUSE I PUNCHED HIM IN THE EYE!

  26. lola says – reply to this
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    He missed his mouth!

  27. Pwned says – reply to this
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    Someone overheard him say "Perez Hilton tells the truth" and got the shit beat out of him by the entire audience because they know it was the biggest lie since the Hot Topic turnout in Los Angeles was a BIG success.

  28. Danim says – reply to this
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    When Natalie Imbruglia decked him slightly left of the middle

  29. kicky says – reply to this
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    what's going on here? is that makeup?
    either way.. the boy looks smoking hot with a black eye or lopsided eye makeup or whathaveyou… johnsy can get away with just about anything in my book. le sigh.

  30. arara says – reply to this
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    skullfucking?

  31. swarm says – reply to this
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    He took the dick in the eye instead of the mouth.

  32. hthrh says – reply to this
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    makeup

  33. grace says – reply to this
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    He was beaked by a swan….Gilmore Girls fans will get it…

  34. lalal says – reply to this
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    FIRST!!!!

  35. Britt says – reply to this
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    The Angry Pirate!

    - A male is recieving oral sex from a female (or male), when he pulls out and ejaculates in her/ his eye, causing the female/ male to cover her/ his eye with one hand which simulates an eye patch. The male then kicks the female/ male in the eye, causing her/ him to jump around on one foot, simulating a peg late. Thus The Angry Pirate is born.

  36. Taylo says – reply to this
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    Because he put makeup on it! - It's not the first time he's worn it like that.

  37. dave says – reply to this
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    from his boyfriend's beltbuckle.

  38. kay says – reply to this
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    Because his boyfriend missed and poked his eye out with his peepee

  39. sooki says – reply to this
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    you forgot to mention he WON SONGWRITER OF THE YEAR Perez. He's my hero and he looks smokin hot here

  40. Johns says – reply to this
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    because his makeup artist went blind.

  41. 41

    cum shots to the eye can be dangerous…

  42. ASH says – reply to this
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    BECAUSE HE WAS CAUGHT WALKING AROUND IN A PEREZ HILTON TSHIRT

  43. jasmi says – reply to this
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    couldn't afford ur makeup artist.

  44. COSMO says – reply to this
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  45. lilly says – reply to this
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    with makeup

  46. 46

    Dayumn, he's fine.

  47. Anna says – reply to this
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    Hey Perez!
    Where's Agyness "the Diva" Deyn being carried out of a pub?

  48. peter says – reply to this
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    too close, dark, hairy and smell fishy

  49. anny says – reply to this
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    because….He's HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  50. Erica says – reply to this
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    Daniel Johns does this thing (much like Hendrix did) where he sings into his guitar (watch a video of him performing If You Keep Losing Sleep live) and he's gone on record to say that in the moment he usually ends up smacking himself in the eye with his guitar, often resulting in a black eye. He has one in most of the promo photos for Young Modern.

  51. Lucy says – reply to this
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    …cus he was soooo off his face on drugs he forgot to do his eyeshadow on the other eye before he went out, silly boi!

  52. yoda says – reply to this
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    Because he ran into Naomi Campbell on a good day.

  53. 53

    He looks like a post op female to male transsexual you'd see on a daytime talk show. Something does not look right, regardless of the black eye.

  54. molly says – reply to this
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    when he missed the cock!

  55. klaxo says – reply to this
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    brown hole we got in the back :P .

  56. kyle says – reply to this
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    cuz he is old

  57. Mirvy says – reply to this
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    Someone came in it. Or possible donkey-punch . . .

  58. Mel says – reply to this
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    From sucking cock in the dark

  59. ESTEE says – reply to this
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    …when his eyeshadow ran out before he could do the other eye.

  60. 60

    Wow, he looks like Johnny Depp in that Pirates movie. :D :D :D God, I got a boner now. I need to go masturbate. ;-) BBIAB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  61. autum says – reply to this
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    Who fuckin cares how is eye got like that. I'd still do him.

  62. Atika says – reply to this
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    to broadcast his photo on Perez and elsewhere - IT'S ALL MAKE-UP!!!!!!!!!!!!

  63. linds says – reply to this
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    He just got TORN a new one by Natalie.

  64. chase says – reply to this
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    I'd still fuck him

  65. 65

    His ex wife bitch slapped him for hooking up with a younger chick.

  66. rubes says – reply to this
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    because of that ugly hair style!!

  67. barry says – reply to this
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    Daniel Johns' eye got like that when he got too curious at a glory hole…

  68. amy says – reply to this
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    Hasn't anyone ever seen there viseo for If You Keep Losing Sleep?!?!? He always has the one eye thing…it's his new look. At least I am pretty sure that's what's going on here.

  69. *NG* says – reply to this
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    Re: ASH –
    NUBIAN GODDESS IN A YSL SAFARI SUIT WITH A SALVATORE FERRAGAMO SILK SCARF AND DIAMOND EARCLIPS FROM VAN CLEEF AND ARPELS says…
    THAT WAS A GOOD ONE, SWEETIE!

  70. chiny says – reply to this
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    wow his pupils are huge

  71. Lala says – reply to this
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    Give this Man(?) A mirror!

  72. bobit says – reply to this
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    Because the BUKAKE made his eye shadow RUN!!!

  73. cosmo says – reply to this
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    with a little liner and shadow… there should be redness and broken capillaries in the eye with a shiner like that

  74. court says – reply to this
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    He's been painting on the black eye for a while now. It's his "thing".

    Love Silverchair!

  75. ERIN says – reply to this
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    CUZ HE ONLY TOOK HIS GUY-LINER OFF HALF WAY BEFORE PASSING OUT HIGH

    HAHA

  76. Who? says – reply to this
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    He appeared to be so spaced out on something when he was interviewed for a news segment…

    like… 'SOOOO spaced out'.

    He's lost quite a bit of weight again too! Hope he's not anorexic… again.

  77. Sarah says – reply to this
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    He's still hot

  78. punkc says – reply to this
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    When you pissed off the queen at the MAC make up counter

  79. *NG* says – reply to this
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    Re: *NG* –
    NUBIAN NEGRESS IN "AN" YSL WATER BUFFALO HALLOWEEN SUIT WITH A BALENCIAGA SET OF HORNS AND PLASTIC EARTAG FROM KENYA NATIONAL WILDLIFE RESERVE says…
    THAT WAS A GOOD ONE, SWEETIE! But I can't talk now, I'm on a safari, being paid the big bucks for impersonating a Water Buffalo with my four foot wide ass and four inch wide nose. (I can lick my nostrils, too.) Gotta run. ;)

  80. ashle says – reply to this
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    Re: Ashle –
    Amen sista… he is the hottest guy on the planet… yummmmmmmmy

  81. Alann says – reply to this
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    Cause he is a cheap cunt and didnt pay his make-up artist all the money. so he got ONE eye done!

  82. ad says – reply to this
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    from blowing a guy with 2 cocks….

  83. chick says – reply to this
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    Who?