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Today is the day!
Katy Perry's hotly-anticipated debuted album, One Of The Boys, is finally released.
This shiz has been YEARS in the making.
If you are one of the first 50 people to buy Katy's new CD at the Virgin Megastore this morning, then you will be given a wristband that will grant you entrance into Perry's ultra exclusive record release party carnival tonight.
Perez is the ringmaster and we have a lot of fun things planned, from fire eaters and clowns to popcorn, candy, games, balloons, music from DJ Skeet Skeet, and a live performance from Katy herself!
Can't wait!
Posted: June 17, 2008 at 9:13 am
FIRST!!
who cares? why haven't u said anything about your girl Robyn opening for Madonna.
is she on the disney channel? that sounds so gay. and by gay i mean juvenile, like a fifth grade party.
yay
FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO MUCH BETTER THAN AVRIL!!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
innerresting
katyperry is teh hotness with the big boobness.
there are NO RINGMASTERS at Carnivals (or, should I say " Karnivals")…only at the CIRCUS! u dingbat!
Perez, Ted Casablanca said really nice things about your honesty in his column today.On Katy Perry, really wish I didn't have this pesky job to keep me from buying the album today!
CAN'T WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!
jealousss
So it is true that, if invited or paid, you'd attend the opening of an envelope. Your music cred has just dropped yet again and I wasn't sure it could sink any lower…
NICE TITS!
too bad she fuckin sucks.
Kan't wait for Krazy Katy Karnival!! It's gonna be the Koolest Katy Karnival ever! All the Katy Karnival Kids are gonna have funzzzz tonight!
Katy is going to sing her new original songs: Like a Virgin, I Will Always Love You, Born to Run, Hey Jude, and Billie Jean.
Wasn't "i kissed a girl" a song by an act oh…about TEN years ago? Pathetic, recycled idea by a pathetic pop loser with limited talent and a pretty impressive [albeit rented] publicity/production team. Why can't you support real talent? Why does it have to be SO in line with the pop culture garbage you profess to work AGAINST with your blog? (Remember the "hollywood hates me" act?….Well, i guess that only applies to film stars, huh?) lol
Ok, so I think you're kind of gross. A few days ago you poop all over Lily Allen and go on and on and on about how Katy Perry is the new "it" girl. And now it turns out you're an employee???? Conflict of interest much?
Dear Perez,
if Liliy Allen paid you, you'd sure be her "ringmaster" too! You selfwhoring media addict! Stay home playing your cockring, that's the kind of ringmaster you are.
Oh Perez she's nothing but one of these artists that wil fade into the background, get over yourself you bullying slimeball.
oh. so this is why you're suddenly on a "i hate lilly rampage"
your an ass.
Boo I wish I could come!
Hey Mario, still avoiding mentioning THE KANYE WEST FIASCO from Sunday. Anything not to piss off the overrated piece of shit in stupid ass glasses, eh?
PEREZ THE BULLY PICKS ON CHILDREN - MADONNAS DAUGHTERS EYEBROWS
PEREZ THE BULLY PICKS ON THE HANDICAPPED- PAUL MCCARTNEYS EX WIFE
PEREZ THE BULLY PICKS ON PEOPLE SUFFERING FROM DIVORCE- JENNIFER ANNISTON
PEREZ THE BULLY PICKS ON PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT BEAUTIFUL_ RUMOR WILLIS
PEREZ THE BULLY PICKS ON THE MENTALLY ILL_ BRITNEY SPEARS
PEREZ THE BULLY PICKS ON HIS OWN KIND - CLAY AKIN
PEREZ THE BULLY
PEREZ THE BULLY
PEREZ THE BULLY HATES EVERYONE
PEREZ WILL LOVE YOU THIS WEEK AND HATE YOU NEXT
PEREZ THE BULLY PICKS ON CHILDREN - MADONNAS DAUGHTERS EYEBROWS
PEREZ THE BULLY PICKS ON THE HANDICAPPED- PAUL MCCARTNEYS EX WIFE
PEREZ THE BULLY PICKS ON PEOPLE SUFFERING FROM DIVORCE- JENNIFER ANNISTON
PEREZ THE BULLY PICKS ON PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT BEAUTIFUL_ RUMOR WILLIS
PEREZ THE BULLY PICKS ON THE MENTALLY ILL_ BRITNEY SPEARS
PEREZ THE BULLY PICKS ON HIS OWN KIND - CLAY AKIN
PEREZ THE BULLY
PEREZ THE BULLY
PEREZ THE BULLY HATES EVERYONE
PEREZ WILL LOVE YOU THIS WEEK AND HATE YOU NEXT
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It is so sad that she has associated herself with you…you are a curse to any up and coming star's career. You wuld think she had someone to pimp her out…..soon, Pgez with take a wad in the mouth from the entire industry, as his laughable, self -proclaimed status as any kind of mogul is deafening (no tin a good way). Lilallen, Wino, Ditto, etc etc etc….Pigez will kill your career, as nobody with any merit wants to associate with him……except for the desperate, even then, only on occassion….
Katy Perry is fucking hot
SHE IS AWSOME!!! AT FIRST I DIDNT LIKE HER CUZ SHE WAS DATING TRAVIS, BUT NOW ITZ LIKE BYE TRAVIS AND HELLO NEW CRUSH KATY AND IM STRAIGHT!!! HER MUSIK IZ BOMB
Katy Perry is a complete douche.
Well that sounds swell. Shame that she's a dick who can't sing, and your a fat bully.!
I wish I could go.. I live in MARYLAND!!! So sad
I love Katy Perry… Well I definitely will be getting her cd today… maybe i'll get 2
WOW! She is frickin HOT! Those titays are luscious. Love a raven haired hottie with blue eyes.
Hey ther bud. I just gheard you on Ryan you and Katy are great.
MAN I WISH I COULD BE THERE FOR THAT!!!!!!!
PEREZ I HAD NO IDEA WHO KATIE PERRY WAS UNTIL YOU PUT UP HER VIDEO FOR I KISSED A GIRL, THAT SONG HAS BECOME MY SUMMER ANTHEM! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!
FOR ONCE I AM BUMMED ABOUT LIVING ON THE EAST COAST
We're RSVP'ing early Perez. Here's who's interested in coming:
CRICKETS, DORKS, A COUPLE OF PEOPLE WEARING YOUR HIDEOUS HOT TOPIC "LINE", SOME TOKEN QUEERS, YOU, KATY PERRY, YOURS AND HERS ASHAMED "FAMILY", AND TWO PEOPLE WHO CAN'T COME UP WITH ORIGINAL SHIT. OH WAIT, I ALREADY MENTIONED YOU AND KATY.
GET OVER YOURSELF, YOUR SITE IS GETTING LAMER BY THE DAY, AND I THINK YOU FORGET THAT'S WHY PEOPLE COME HERE.
i wanna gooooooooo!
i dont live around there though ):
i work for emi and should be going to that. HA! should be fun.
p is that y u were so nasty to lilly allen? oh perez ure becoming too commercial stick to fun gossip not stupid promos of crap
Katy Perry is the shiznit and for all you haters out there kiss her porcelain white ass!!
I don't get the obsession with this girl's music, but…man is she beautiful; looks just like Zooey Deschanel.
Gawd her music sucks! Her winey voice drives me crazy!
so this is why you started all that beef with lily allen…..perez you are a STAR FUCKER, get over yourself
oh great another gay for pay no talent….so boring
that's why you are backing katy! because you're getting work from her! how transparent!
actually first 50 starting last night at midnight….
Good voice, although marginally talented as evidenced by her formulaic songwriting(We all know her producers write the majority).
She's does have amazing body though and by 'body' I clearly mean BOOBIES!
Seriously though, those things are ripe, remind me again why she let's Travis MCcoy play with those things?
Yaaaaaa DJ SKEET SKEET, trevor.. i went to highschool w/ him….. dope crowd is going to be there for sure.
so THATS why you've been licking her arse, they're paying you.
She's HOT HOT HOT! My Wiener shold be in her buns!
Eh. There are a lot of folks I'm a lot more excited about. I think one of the only reasons she's as big as she is right now because her first single is kind of gimmicky - I don't think she'll have much staying power.
Perez go fuck yurself!
Her boobs are so smooshed in this pic… There's only so much you can do with those things, girl- you're trying tooo hard!
HEY PEREZ!! PLEASE DRESS INSANELY FOR THIS!!
And post pics, plz.
Perez I'm so glad you're promoting her! I heard her CD and it's awesome! It was way worth the wait! "I kissed a girl" isn't even close to being the best song on there!
her outfit is betsey johnson
i hope katy's album will be sold in singapore.
In case you haven't heard, ROLLING STONE gave this chick 2 stars for her lame ass cd. It said something about her music being "AVRIL LAVIGNE LIGHT" you've gotta read it for yourself! It's really not a surprise since her song is bland and unoriginal. also, those who thought Scarlet Jo. had a man voice, listen carefully to her and youll hear she has the same thing. Not that there is anything wrong with that, I think it's pretty cool! But Katy sucks!!!
Me and my friend were at the release party and we did NOT see you there! such a disappointment! And we tried to say hi to Kate; her "ginormous" friend would not let us get close to her……what the heck?
Re: Patri – finally someone mentions that. I think she's pretty but find it incredibly annoying that she looks like Zooey Deschanel cuz I like Zooey and every time i see Katy in my Nylon magazine I think it's Z. Zooey Deschanel also has a cd out and from what I've heard, It's the real deal. I imagine that it must be very unique. Hey at least one of these girls has real talent!!
is that shirt by Betsey Johnson???? i swear i know that top!!!!!!!!