Completely Gratuitous

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Crissy wants to lick our lollipop!

Portugal's Cristiano Ronaldo talks to the media during his team's press conference at the Stade de la Maladiere on Tuesday in Neuchatel, Switzerland.

A good girl always knows, props always make a photo more fun!

Lick it!

Suck it!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

Posted: Jun 17, 2008 at 4:13 pm / Email this »

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bleh says – reply to this

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whatever. Perez is an unfunny untalented hack

W.W.W.W.I.N.N.E.R.S.U.S.E.D.R.U.G.S.C.O.M
isa says – reply to this

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firstttttttt
aly says – reply to this

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No Perez!
He's Mine!!!!
may-gun says – reply to this

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he is soooooooooooo NOT cute
chica says – reply to this

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SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SEXY! I not the biggest fan of his, but HOT DAMN! Like Michael Ballack more though!
Jon says – reply to this

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no thats a hunk of man!!!! Thanks for posting this Perez
CR7 says – reply to this

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im so jealous of that lollipop:(
Eeek says – reply to this

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Scariest picture ever.
nina says – reply to this

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SEXY PORKCHOP!

FORCA PORTUGAL!
monke says – reply to this

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looks trashy..if i saw him i'd think he abused drugs, dogs, men, women, and yes, even lollipops

gross just like you perez
lola9 says – reply to this

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He is not good looking at all, he is a nasty man who fouled wayne rooney, and who is going to leave Man U, the team that has nurtured him
tut says – reply to this

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drew0 says – reply to this

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Perez love your stuff but its been a lot of sports stuff lately cmon now stick to what you do best celeb gossip
Jess says – reply to this

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I wanna lick HIS wrapper.
damn sexy beast.
Jessi says – reply to this

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I wanna lick HIS wrapper.
damn sexy beast. ;]
You a says – reply to this

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Fuck all of you worthless losers who waste your lives reading gossip sights (well, most of you probably can't read–you just look at pictures). Get a fucking life! Read a book or do something productive and worthwhile.
PORTU says – reply to this

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PORTUGAL ALLEEEEEEEEZ
20th? says – reply to this

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20th?? maybe
Lyndsei says – reply to this

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SO HOT and look he's human he has BAD skin just like everyone else…ahhh…so hot
lu says – reply to this

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i ADORE him !!!!!
Chica says – reply to this

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SOOOOOOOOOO sexy! I'm not the biggest fan of his, but HOT DAMN!
I like Michael allack more though!
Ronal says – reply to this

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Can he please STOP waxing the eyebrows?! This is why Rugby players are sooo much better!!!

SECOND!
coolb says – reply to this

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What is the point of Euro 2008 without England?
seren says – reply to this

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SO FREAKEN HOT. LOVE HIM.
chica says – reply to this

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You a–u must b high! hypocrite
blah says – reply to this

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he's not that hot close up.. disappointment lol
Janes says – reply to this

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Oh God !! theseeee pictures of Cristiano Teaseeee meee..god i loveeee himm
Filip says – reply to this

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hot body, ugly face.

whatever he's a great football player but when he opens his mouth. RUN!!
lalal says – reply to this

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HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
mojun says – reply to this

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Perez: I love you, but I think you are mistaken about this d-bag. I can't stand this guy. He is such a whore! He plays great soccer. But the man is just so nasty to me. I think he is a walking STD!
WONDER TWIN says – reply to this

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ew! that guy is fucking gross looking!! looks like a rat!
TOMMY says – reply to this

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EVEN IF HE WAS TAKING A BIG STINKY SHIT OUT OF HIS ASSHOLE I WOULD STILL THINK HE IS HOT AS HELL LETS SMELL AWAY!!!!
Hyde says – reply to this

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Perez is horny and we all get to witness it. Joy.
ew? says – reply to this

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oh come onnn.. whats with that hair!?
that much hair gel is neverrr a good thing
personally, im not a footballer lover. but beckham is a bit of alright
Janessa J says – reply to this

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oh myy god these pictures tease meee !!! god i love him
ichabod.cranium says – reply to this

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not a very flattering pic of cristiano [wince]
burri says – reply to this

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uhm, not the best pic of him… and perez you're absolutely disgusting
CR7 F says – reply to this

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pls keep the cristiano posts coming (pun intended)

hottest dude ever!
Enoug says – reply to this

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Enough of this guy already. Great abs. Fugly face. Looks like a pimply 13 yr old.
AgentGiggles. says – reply to this

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I think he looks a bit dirty. And not the good kind of dirty. Like the dirty that makes you have to go to the clinic afterwards.
Vicky says – reply to this

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His skin doesn't look so great, and is he wearing eyebrow pencil???
Jenny says – reply to this

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Ummm how did you get a pic of my husband?? homewrecker…
Alexi says – reply to this

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That guy wouldn't touch Perez with a 10 foot pole! Plus, he looks kinda sleazy.
nae says – reply to this

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just me or does he kinda resemble vintage adam sandler in this pic? i can't exactly say thats a good thing…
Sculp says – reply to this

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Absolutely not my man's type!!! (Wentworth Miller is my type)

The only thing I find pretty on him are…. his teeth!!!
Desi_ says – reply to this

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OMG…. LO AMO DEMASIADOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! HOTTEST GUY ALIVE!! FORCA PORTUGAL!!!
mimi says – reply to this

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HOT!!!!
glimmerandglam says – reply to this

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glimmer and glam . com glimmer and glam . com glimmer and glam . com glimmer and glam . com glimmer and glam . com glimmer and glam . com glimmer and glam . com glimmer and glam . com glimmer and glam . com glimmer and glam . com glimmer and glam . com glimmer and glam . com glimmer and glam . com glimmer and glam . com glimmer and glam . com glimmer and glam . com glimmer and glam . com
Kloch says – reply to this

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This guy is so gross looking. I don't know how he pulls the women. Money and fame I guess
BeJee says – reply to this

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HAHAHHA PEREZ NO ONE WANTS TO SUCK YOUR LOLLYPOP KEEP DREAMING FATSO! ESPECIALLY NOT SOMEONE WHO IS TALENTED AND GORGEOUS WHILE YOURE A TALENTLESS FAT HACK.. GET OVER WISHING THAT HOT GUYS EVER LOOK YOUR WAY, YOU KNOW THEY WOULDNT. HOW AWSOME WAS IT THAT YOU PERSUED THE HOTNESS THAT IS CHACE CRAWFORD AT THE MMVA AND HE COMPLETELY BRUSHED THE DIRT OFF HIS SHOULDERS AND RAN AS FAST AS HE COULD FROM YOUR GAY ASS..

STOP TRYING TO THINK YOU HAVE THE PULL TO GET HOT GUYS. YOU DONT. YOU ARE USELESS, UNTALENTED, DISGUSTING, OBESE AND ON TOP OF THAT NOT A PLEASENT PERSON.
Yep I says – reply to this

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Re: You a – Douchebag you are also on this site reading and commenting about the same crap as the rest of us. Shut up!
Wow says – reply to this

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"Fuck all of you worthless losers who waste your lives reading gossip sights (well, most of you probably can't read–you just look at pictures). Get a fucking life! Read a book or do something productive and worthwhile."

Speak for yourself.
alici says – reply to this

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wow babyyyyy!!!!
nonam says – reply to this

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I love this guy! He's cocky as shit, but he has the goods to back it up. Btw, Italy vs Spain in the quarters, wow!
haha says – reply to this

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LMFAO! omghz Perez you are so crazy!
Cryst says – reply to this

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he looks like a lesbian
k says – reply to this

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I wish I was that sucker, sexiest man alive omg i am drooling right now.. what a tease.
FUKNO says – reply to this

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HES HAWT…JEEZ HE CAN LICK MY LOLLIPOP…..HOLLA
KriSsY says – reply to this

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o.k first GROSS!
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Not feeling the WAXED EYEBROWS
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cros says – reply to this

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OH EW! He looks pretty good from far away but what has he done to his eyebrows. He looks like a fag — but in a bad way.
ppffh says – reply to this

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awwwww come on Perez…..stop it here…..he's such a douchebag….he's arrogant and he's fucking nasty….this guy is not worth to talk about…well yea he plays awesome soccer, but he's not the best at all….I hope he'll decide to go to Real Madrid sitting on the bench…and by the way thursday will be his last appearance cause Germany will fuckin' wiiiiiiiiinnnn!
er says – reply to this

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ROTFLMAO He's totally posing. Should've given him more cover-up though
easts says – reply to this

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He looks like that girl from My So Called Life…Claire Daine's best friend…they could be a separated at birth post
KriSsY says – reply to this

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IS THAT A MINI MULLET? LMAO!!!!!!
Britt says – reply to this

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hmmmm….hot mullet, why do soccer boys rock this look??
fgdg says – reply to this

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If i was this guy i would come to US and beat the crap out of ur fat ass… rest assure if you ever go to Europe they will do that lol and by the way noone would touch you with their remote control
cass says – reply to this

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poor weak defenseless lollipop! lol
u wish that u were that lollipop perez! lmao!
Brianna says – reply to this

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Re: coolb – Um There is more to EUROPE than just England. I would like to see England in there too but they didn't qualify this year!
Lexy says – reply to this

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Re: drew0 –
This IS a celeb. dear.
Brianna says – reply to this

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and yea…nice to look at but he is a true arrogant asshole.
katy says – reply to this

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He looks like a white Nick Cannon
Daphn says – reply to this

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OMG i'm putting that as my screensavor. hes verry hot!
Erica says – reply to this

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I've never wanted to be a lollipop so badly LOL
Kkate says – reply to this

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Ugh

You know what they say:

Body like Baywatch,
Face like Crimwatch
Terri says – reply to this

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Ugly, spotty, diving, cheating fucker!
Terri says – reply to this

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Ugly, spotty, diving, cheating, winking fuckface
rding says – reply to this

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omg he is hot…is that the guy you posted on w/o his shirt a few days ago?? yum, i just had an orgasm

he can lick my clit anytime

post pics of his girlfriend please!!!!!!!!!! i must see my competition
noemiii says – reply to this

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he kinda reminds me of sean faris in a weird way
mari says – reply to this

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hes kind of a butterface, everything is hot "but her (his) face". Hes much better from far away, or as Cher would say (in clueless) "total Monet"
Rache says – reply to this

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there's one more hottie on the Portuguese team. Check out Ricardo Quaresma, number 17.
kgB/M says – reply to this

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You are way off Mario
He looks like a mow'em&blow'em landscape guy. (no pun intended)
Yuck. He looks like he just crawled across the border.
He is gross..
Yvonn says – reply to this

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He is soo damn sexy! I so want to move to Portagul now! thier is alot of sexy men in that country!! must be in the water!!
GabySantore says – reply to this

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i could die just to kiss him he´s HOT HOT
Jen says – reply to this

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shut up perez, you're so gay
Simon says – reply to this

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omg I looooove him!! Soo HOT!!! Lindo!!!
Jes says – reply to this

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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

HE IS FUGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Julie says – reply to this

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Glad to see he supports the Dutch team too! YEAH quarter finals babyyy
Deb says – reply to this

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hes hot, sexy, yummy, dirty, all the above and I LOVE it!
COOLNESS says – reply to this

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oh.
my.
gosh.
PEREZzitO HES FREAKiN SEXXii!!!!!!!!!
esp. that other pic with him in his briefs…
omg i wanna lick him up like that lollipop!!!
MAS says – reply to this

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Such a good looking guy. Too bad he's into picking up hookers and prostitutes. He probably has herpes and stuff. Damaged goods!!!!
AMO says – reply to this

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Crisi never gets old… keep 'em coming!
Rose says – reply to this

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Perez, you should TOTALLY do a SEPERATED AT BIRTH with this guy and Sean Faris. they look soooo much alike in this photo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YUMMY YUMMY SCREWY!!
Rachel says – reply to this

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I don't get the hype…
david-0-selznick says – reply to this

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I want to lick this guy's buttcrack clean.
Siviy says – reply to this

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PEREZZZ STOP IT WITH THE RONALDO NEWS ALREADY…URGHH. I LOVE RONALDO - DONT TRY TO RUIN HIS IMAGE BY MAKING TRASY REMARKS ABOUT HIM. STICK TO YOUR CELEB NEWS. ITS QUITE OBVIOUS YOU HAVE A BIG CRUSH ON RONALDO NOW. I LIKE READING PEREZHILTON BUT I WOULD JUST SUGGEST YOU STICK WITH HOLLYWOOD NEWS MORE.
ashley xx says – reply to this

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so f*ng sexy, uggggggggggggggggggggggggh
i love it
Joel says – reply to this

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Ummm, he looks like a lesbian!
jeffe says – reply to this

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eww all those comments and nobody says anything about those awfull eyebrows..BOOJIE!
luvcr says – reply to this

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Bless you, Perez. Cristiano is the most beautiful human to have ever walked the face of the earth. A daily photo of him would be appreciated.
Jenn says – reply to this

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I heart Him
I hope he stays at Man U =)

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