Doperty Loves Making Videos
Filed under: Anglophilia > Pete Doherty > Drugs > YouTubePete Doherty has just posted a new cracked out vid onto his YouTube page.
Click here to watch the clip.
Can you even understand what he's saying????
Posted: June 17, 2008 at 2:08 pm



FIRST!
why the hell are his hands BLACK?!
WoW what a crackhead!!!! he looks like hes been for a few days lol
Hm crack..
couldn't understand a word! what a bum.
1st
FIRST!!!!
and no, I don't speak CRACKHEAD!!
who cares.
i certainly can't understand him.
he needs to go away.
first !!!!!!!!!!!
WTF IS HE SAYIN?! CRACK TO THE HEADDDDDDD!!!!!!!!
2nd
Am I first?? Am I??
What a dumbass…
woa
eew.
WHAT The Hell?
me me me first !
FIRST FIRST FIRST
HANNA 1
Love You Pete!
What on earth did he just say?
Was he inviting us backstage?
number one?
Hes so creeppy
firsttttttt wohoooo
WTF? So sad!
can't understand a single word!
what a bum
fiiiiiirst
PEREZ YOURE STILL FAT
i can understand it, but im english
HUH?
he's saying he chucked his laptop out of the window and talking about a gig, how hard is it to understand that?
Drug users, the "Army of the Already Dead". He is so whacked out he doesn't even realize it yet.
Boy, aren't drugs GLAMOROUS??????????????
Hmmmm just strained my ears for nothing….didn't understand a thing! for those guys disappointed by this video, im sure u'll better compensate urselves by watching these great porn videos at www.skeetube.com you'll love bbws,arabs,asian etc check them out!!!
AHAHAHAHA OH LORD.
he says something about cracking himself up on fathers day.. ?
cocaine a hell of a drug i'm rick james bitch!
Nice promotion of drug use, perez!
Something about him throwing his laptop out the window and then retrieving it. And that it's still working.
Why would we care, mr. Dope Hands?
i like him.
Theres also a video of cristiano ronaldo in his underwear in the hotel search for ronaldo hotel underwear on youtube he even speaks a bit, post the VIDEO PEREZ.
HE SAID HE WANTS 2 TAKE ME 2 A GIG AND TAKE ME BACKSTAGE!!! YAY PETE I LOVE U!!!!!!!!!! I shoot up meth and listen 2 Delivery when I push the plunger down! Here comes a delivery, straight thru the heart of the misery! Prolly the wrong lyrics but can pay attention when they're slaming Ice? Love ya Pete!
AH!!!!!! Zombie!!!
THIS GUY IS TOTALLY SOBER!!!! HAHAHA
so yeah.
"ok, well, seeing as how all the ~~~~'s I had planned, I thought I'd have a crack at it meself, give it to someone else who knows what they're doing have gone. urrhh, so i dunno really, i did chuck the laptop out the window (LMAO)
i just retrieved it and the internet it's terrible, mate, but it's still working, so i'm gonna take care of me? real good tonight and leave a couple posts in the last couple minutes but i'm off for tonight and uh, yer, so yeah that's it yea,
uhhhh, you can come with me to a gig, we can have a mmmsrrmm by the stage, we can do a gig, and we can leave, and we'll see how things really are, I hope ..-scratch noises- so lets try that.
-click click click-
LMFAO.
how did kate moss let this gem get away??
Re: susan – Cuz the black shit that gets on the bottem of UR cooker or spoon when U cooking a shot of heroin? Maybe IDK, thats how my handz get all black, but hey, thats just me
First thing out of his mouth sounds like he's talking to Kate. He threw his laptop out the window, it's in bad shape but it still works. They can hang out back stage, in there, and you can see what it's really like now.
And no, I'm not English.
lol Part 2 video is even better! Someone save that poor kitty from that man!
This royal putz will never make it to 30 but, then again, Keith Richards is still alive.
waste of oxygen. next topic please
Talking about a gig.. backstage..seeing things how they really are.. threw a laptop out the window… lol. None of it made sense.
I think LOLPE got it spot on. It's almost like he thinks he chatting with someone…maybe he is….he makes drugs look SO GLAM!!!! lol
Its not that hard to understand what he is saying geez
Oh good, he's tote sober.. looking good!
Cocaine is the devil's dandruff.
leave pete alone fatty!
he's talking about brining his laptop to a gig he has tonight, and taping everything such as the things that go on backstage. thats what hes saying
yes, am british, totally understand what he is saying!!!
If only a giant piano would fall from the sky and crush doperty and wino!
Ohh he is so funni. I love the video wit Amy Winehouse in it lol
I gotta hand it to this guy. He MAY just be more messed up than I am. That's quite the challenge.
yeah understood every word, shame a lot of people having a problem. Maybe he needs to say 'like' and 'whatever' and 'OMG' a bit more…
I can understand every word he says, and go figure… I'm from the U.S. not the U.K.
Re: LOLPE – haha he doesnt say about the internet, he says 'its not in terrible nick'
meaning its not too badly damaged. and doesnt say about taking care of him, says hes gonna take you to a gig with him. then says you can go backstage with him, do the gig, then leave.. and he'll show yo how things really are
its really not that difficult to understand?
Something about throwing his laptop out the window and then going out to get it. It wasn't broken. After that I got bored with the whole thing and turned him off.
he
and
crackhouse
should
die.
He might b a loser and a crackhead and what not .. but i still feel bad for his ass … he looks like the life is being taken away from him day by day .. thats just f*ckin sad .. same thing about Amy Winehouse … so young .. i dont think they'll live for too long the way things are goin for them =/
I had no problem understanding him at all. And he is an artist, so while the black on his hands could be from smoking crack all night, it could just as easily be paint or charcoal from drawing.
Why are his hands always so filthy? Is that a crack thing?
Re: uhm – You're fluent in "crack" lol
I understood every word, but i am a brit! None of it made sense though but that's what crack does for u!
I heard him say crack…
Why are people worshiping and and adoring crack head drug addicts that happen to use a piece of charcoal or happends to take paint to canvass!! Im sure his hand are dirty from his artistic side lol, like taking hands to ass and forgetting to wash them after droping some amys in the pool. awwww
how great that people can now document their mispent youth, one day he may be a pillar of the community at 56 years old, and all it will take is one click of the mouse and "remember when"….i am glad no one recored my "mishaps"
You look great Pete….Good to see you!
All I understood was "crack"!
He's such a mess. Poor guy.
ur being silly, he is actually audible. Although I love you Perez, I'm not sure you have much to go on this one. Pete is ridiculous with out any help. OXOXOOXOXOXOOXOXO
uhm..
what the FUCK is he saying?
crackk headd!
Whoa. I just feel sorry for the guy. He's going thru some ish. Haven't been down that dark path before, but you can tell by the clip that he's not in a good place. Of course, all the critics are posting smack about the guy, but I can't help but feeling for the fella.
WTF is he on about?? Talk about a doped up loser.