This Is A Little Nauseating

Benji Madden was on Ryan Seacrest's radio show Tuesday morning and he talked about Paris, of course, and how they've already discussed having babies and how she's, like, the most supportive girlfriend ever!!!!
Yeah, we're bitter.
Gag us with their happiness!!!
"I'm so beyond happy," says Benji. "When you're that happy, you think about everything. She's my best friend. I've never been so happy. Nothing worries me in life anymore. When you find that best friend, that love, all your worries kind of go away. Your work gets better and everything you do, you have someone supporting you, and she's that for me. I've never been supported so much. I'm a lucky guy. Her family is so nice to me. And now the four of us, we all … it's great, you know."
You're so happy.
We get it.
Now shut up!
























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Perez, I know that you are mates with Paris, but she is a fake ho!, who has made homophobic comments
Ew. Beauty and the beast. Maybe he appeals to her because she knows she'll always look better than him in photos?!?!?
umm hes kinda fugs.. but w/e hope he changes that slut paris for the better
Good for them….but i wonder what he thinks about her sex tape
why do you sound so bitter perez? i'm not a big paris hilton fan, but benji has made her less annoying to me somehow.
paris makes me want to puke, but not as much as when i look at benji or joel's faces.
puke. these 2 make me ill.
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Perz what exactly ever makes you happy, you are pathetic!
HOT LOVE SOON GO COLD…..
Poor guy. HE seems so naive and trusting.
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He and his brother are two very naive guys who got stuck with two trashy birches and they can't even see them for who they really are.
aww they make a cute couple
Whatever, he's just sucking up. I wonder how long it'll take for him to start saying the opposite about her. What a waste of space.
Jealous, much? Sheesh… how dare them be happy.
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Don't be such a hater Perez! It is very unattractive!
Hey! Shes wishes
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noooooooooooooo please,dont let here having kids!!!!!poor kids!!
FIRST AGAIN BEEYOTCHES!!
wtf? she`s so irresponsable for a child
I love you Perez, but you should put down the Hateraid!
…I think this is all some kind of plot that Paris and Nicole came up with a long time ago…I mean, isn't it every best friends' dream to marry brothers and become related?? hahaha- they're cute though.
Jealous much?
the bitch is only doing it because Nicole did it and has since calmed down and is getting good press!
All these people are so fake.
Nicole's stalker will fake or manipulate any situation that will make her closer, or complete with Nicole. If Nicole turned gay, Im sure Paris would kidnap Nicole and keep her for herself. Paris is obsessed with Nicole and is trying to play this fake role for attention and tryin to copy Nicole at the same time. Run Nicole! This dude is a fool. Paris is so fake and using him in her scheme.
oh pulease… that racist beyotch is so jealous of nicole she had to go with her mans twin and look at that skank holding a baby… i guess the jealous troll wants a baby now b/c nicole has one…. always saw the jealousy there… nicole is way better looking than that long nose paris big foot looking bird face paris!
don't worry perez, they'll be unhappy soon enough. the majority of americans fail when it comes to long term relationships and marriage. also, i'm sure her parents act nicely towards him, but i don't doubt for a second that behind his back they are totally freaked out by how low rent he is.
Whose baby is that she's holding in the pic? That thing is tiny…..
Can you pass herpes onto your children when the mother has it?
Re: J – You hit that on the nose!!!!1
DUDE!…DONT FORGET SHE HAS HERPIES 10…EEEEEWWWW!
Don't you think it's funny he'd carry on like that to someone that is supposedly seeing (or was) his ex fiance….you don't think it was trying to rub salt into any potential wounds she may be carrying????
Sorry, a baby isn't like a dog. They don't just go away like a dog. Plus they grow up, you can't get a toy kid that will stay the size of a baby for the rest of their life. If she does get knocked up, that baby will have serious brain damage from being dropped on its head… that is a guarantee
I JUST THREW UP IN MY MOUTH!!!!! Paris is is so desperate to be like Nicole it is beyond gagging………..
L O S E R luv is so beeutiful…he looks ready for prison once he gets that DUI
Wow. Some dumbass babies….
Hmmm. Do I smell a tad of jealously here. PEREZ!!!
Perez, no one cares about these dumb assholes. No one likes them or cares if they're happy or in Rehab.
Let it go.
Um, who's baby is that? It doesn't look like Harlow….
they are so fckn annoying damn!!!!
i don't thunk she'll be a good mother
she looks like the type to lock her baby in a car
wha… aren't you looking forward to giving birth someday to your baby daddy's baby, Perez? haha… you r the grrl, aren't you? hahaha… just get married first!
So what? Let him / them be happy.
Why is it that it is SO MUCH EASIER TO TEAR PEOPLE DOWN than it is to just let them be?
You baffle me sometimes, Perez. I feel sorry for you if you're "bitter" — especially with all the OBVIOUS blessings YOU HAVE.
HE'S FUCKEN NASTY AND SHE IS STUPID WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO DATE YOUR BEST FRIENDS BOYFRIENDS TWIN AND THEY ARE BOTH NASTY LOOKING-THEY ARE SOOO STUPID-HILLARY DUFF LUCKED OUT ON THAT ONE
AND HE WONT BE SO HAPPY WHEN SHE GETS BORED AND DUMPS HIS ASS FOR SOMEONE HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CUZ HE'S NOT
It would be nice to see her settle down - lord knows she needs to. The only difference between her and a limo is that not everyone has been in a limo.
What the HELL is wrong with you, Perez? You need SO MUCH HELP. You resent people for being happy. How unbelievably myopic and hateful can you possibly be? Do you truly not recognize how sad you are? You have sold your soul to the devil for real. It isn't funny. You're on the road to hell. I don't even like Paris and although I DO like the Madden brothers, I am repulsed by all of those tattoos but damn! I still think it's great that they are actually happy. I would much rather read stories about happiness (so long as the stories are true and not manufactured by Hollywood PR machines) than train wrecks any day. For those of us who still have a soul, happiness is a good thing.
In all seriousness, you would benefit greatly from a good, solid butt kicking.
He sounds like he's in love.
i'm so happy for them that they have found love….this is the first time she's been serious in a longgg time…good for her! she gives good blow jobs too
Does anyone still believe in marriage before children?
arrrrrghhhhhhh!!!!!!
why do you have to be so negative!!
they're happy
its great
paris hasnt been seen out gettin drunk
or doing drugs or anything like that
shes a great role model
so why the hell would you say such negative stuff when people look up to her
seriously perez
i used to like love you
now i dont know what to think
your a bully
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you see Perez there is a duchebag for everyone, maybe one day you'll find your douchebag and you can be someones douchebag, for now you can be a single douchebag… best of luck to you Mr Douchebag
He could do so much better than that Skank!!! You should have stayed with the Aussie chick
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Re: kim – now that is more true than anything.
jealous much perez?
Re: obser – your thoughts ,like mine, are just another opinion.
can harlow catch herpes by sucking on her chest like she is doing?
I guess they must have herpes together now,is that why they are staying together???? Benji must like going out with no talent trash and to think she's almost 28 what a skank!!! She should of stayed in school what an idiot to bad money can't buy you class!!!!!! And please do not reproduce that's just scary to think about!!
Take that baby away from that dumb as slut…..if Paris get's pregnant..the chhild abuse hotline should be called right away..we know that God has a sense of humor but even he would not give that slut a fettus
i luv this couple they. she´s herself
i don't know why, but this seems like such a farce. Like, there is an agent in the background saying "the ultimate Simple Life is for Paris and Nicole to be married to twin rockstars, and have babies n stuff." I'm still waiting for Paris to let us know what her favorite Bible passage is, and for her to open up the half-way house for inmates. Guess I'd better not hold my breath. She's under pressure to walk down the aisle to make her life even slightly relevant.
He has no worries? I guess he already has the same STD's as she does.
I just threw up in my mouth. thanks a lot.
Re: Elise – Hey Elise- Dogs grow up too. Unfortunately a lot of people have the same attitude as you, and think they are throw away items once they aren't puppies anymore. I'm representing for every person who works in a shelter, an SPCA, a humane society, etc: FUCK YOU, ELISE. I watch dogs and cats that were once loved DUMPED because they made the mistake of being too big, or too rowdy, or they knocked the toddler over. Dumb ass reasons from dumb ass people. Or the litter of puppies or kittens people have so that their kids can 'see the miracle of birth'. It's called YOU TUBE you assholes, and your kids can watch a kitten or puppy born right there. SO, ONCE AGAIN, ELISE—-FUCK YOU.
well maybe this is her lucky man its just kinda creepy that her and her best friend have the exact same looking boyfriend. I wonder if they ever get them confused. I wonder how close harlow and paris baby are gonna look?
Benji is in Seventh Heaven cause Pariee can suck a mean dick. Wait till that stops and Benji gets back to PULLIN his WANG again.
Do you think Nicole is peeved at Paris for not only dating her boyfriend's brother but her boyfriend's TWIN brother? I mean, how copy cat can you get?
Paris is a better person after meeting Benji. I hung out with Benji once before and he is the sweetest rocker I've ever met, no wonder Paris image is changing for the better. Benji is like an angle sent from above and did an exorcist on paris and now she's all better…lol…
YEAH YEAH OOOOOOOOK….SHE'LL BE ON TO THE NEXT DICK SOON, ITS WHAT SHE DOES BEST.
This guy is a real cocksucker. He was on a local DC talk show (he grew up here) and was a total piece of asshole shit, not cool at all. I hope he dies of hep c from his tatoos or the whore he is fucking.
I give them 2 months. Maximum 3.
And if Paris ever ever decides to have a baby.. I can just say: poor,poor little thing I feel for you :'(
did anyone else see how she's posing with that baby like it's a fucking hadbag…its a child you dumbshit, not an accessorie. gaw….
Ok, until she moves onto the next guy…
what benji doesn't know is that even though Paris and nicole are not friends anymore she will do anything to be with her.
Not only s she really supportive but I've seen her on video giving head to a few guys and she's pretty good. And the videos must have been 100 guys ago she's probably sucked more cock than pam anderson
I almost peed myself laughing at how those tattoos will look when he's 60.. well before then if he turns into a blob of fat
This guy sounds like he is really truly in love. If they are that deeply in love, I hope Paris is mature enough to manage the relationship once the "glow" wears off. Best of luck to them both
BARF!
ummmmmm do either of the "madden" brothers ever take off that rediculous hat? Ughhhhhhh they make me wanna vomit
um, are you seriously buying this perez?
Paris with a baby is a frightening thought. I'm hoping no one fell asleep at the Ortho Novum factory switch when her batch went by.
why is it so hard to believe that they might actually be happy? give them the benefit of the doubt. I mean, people can change. celebrities are humans too. why can't some people just be supportive of others..unless y'all are jealous. does it really bother you guys that much that Paris hasn't done anything stupid lately? why can't people just support her happiness rather than just wait for her next downfall and then trash her again. jeez.
Dont you think it's funny that Benji and his brother always sang about girls like Paris, and how all they wanted was money, and looks!!!! Now he is with the biggest skank of all, Good going Bengi YOU SOLD OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMFG….. GEEZUS H. ENOUGH about this skank ball! It's clear she's pulling a Single White Female on Nicole. And what's up with someone calling her a role model????????? R u serious? I REALLY want my kids to look up to Tweety Bird on Coke! Oh Yeah!!! She needs to get a job, and stop being praised for her lack of talent.
I am all for people being happy, but that kind of made me throw up.
They are like the new Tom & Katie. Remember when all Katie said was "I'm so happy!" all the time. That is what this is. Psychotic!!!!
Isnt Secrest dating Benji's ex, Sophie Monk now?
WHOSE KID WILL LOOK BETTER?
JOEL + NICOLE'S? OR BENJI + PARIS?
I bet Ms Hilton's money and the access she gives him to a lifestyle of excess makes him really happy too.
Re: kimmy – lolllllllllll,,exactly!!!
and so when you are sad Benji you think about nothing????????? OK these two were meant for each other. THEY COMPETE EACH OTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Does anyone know if this guy is HUNG ? I think Paris needs a really huge one as it is the only way she can feel anything in her cavernous love tunnel.
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN HER WARTS AND HIS WARTS GET TOGETHER?
he can do sooooooooooo much better!
LOL..LOL..THAT WHOLE SPEECH OF BENJI'S IS SO FAKE….LOL…LOL..ARE YOU SURE IT WAS HIM ON THE RADIO AND NOT SOME ONE POSING AS HIM??????….BENJI IS PETTY, PERHAPS HE IS TRYING A BIT TOO HARD TO GET BACK AT SOPHIE, WHOM I AM SURE HIT THE FLOOR RUNNING….NO WORRIES MATE…SHE IS THE ONE WHO "WON"……PARIS WANTS A BABY???. YES LET'S CREATE A LIFE THAT WILL BE DAMMED TO AN IDIOT FATHER AND A WHORE MOTHER, JUST GOOGLE YOUR MOM AND SEE HER SUCK SOME GUYS OFF…RIGHT BENJI PERFECT MOTHER MATERIAL….BENJI IS HAVING YOU ALL ON…AND LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF…..GET A CLUE FOLKS…NEW TOUR…NEW STORE SELLING CHEAP UGLY CRAP CLOTHING…URMM PARIS NEW SHOW??????…RING A BELL???? MEDIA…MEDIA …MEDIA…PLAY….AND URMM..RIGHT EVERYONE KNOWS BENJI HAS A A VERY SMALL DICK……..WON'T BE LONG BEFORE THE HUGE VALLEY KNOWN AS PARIS'S -UNT WILL SWALLOW HIM UP AND BANG THERE YOU HAVE IT IDIOT GONE….LOL..LOL….
I dislike Paris as much as the next person, but what a bunch of wankers. He sounds like he is in love, I wish them the best.
Someone should tell Paris A baby is an accessory like her fuckin dog, it’s a human being