Get Well Soon
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Newly minted US Open champ and gazillionaire Tiger Woods is bowing out for the rest of the golf season cuz of that bum left knee.
An insider, speaking on the condition of anonymity to the Chicago Tribune, reports that Woods' left knee will require more surgery. He had surgery to clean out cartilage April 15, but later suffered a stress fracture while preparing for his return to golf. That's what caused his pain during the U.S. Open, which he won in a 19-hole playoff Monday over Rocco Mediate.
The report goes on to say that the upcoming surgery makes his Monday victory mind boggling — despite the stress fracture, he managed to win the U.S. Open that required 91 holes over five days.
The thought of one day of competitive golf with a bum knee sounds like hell!
Woods will miss a major championship for the first time in his career and will not be available for the Ryder Cup in September during this recovery period.
Get well, Tiger.
[Image by Carrie Devorah via WENN.]
Here's hoping Mario doesn't ruin the result of his next playoff for those taping the shit at home… dumbass!
oh shit, I hope he's ok
3rd??? poor tiges
Oh no! I Luv Tiger! Get well soon!!
aww tigg tigg
Awh! Get well soon, Tiger. You're GRRREAT!
Tiger rules.
Maybe now someone else can take home some of the prize money. I am sure he will not miss the money since he is sitting on 110 million dollar mountain.
Beat him with a hockey stick.
Perez take down the dollar sign it is not all about money with Tiger. With you, say we know, that is all you care about.
whatever… eldrick will always have the stink of SCAB around him for crossing the picket line and continuing to do his money-grabbing commercials during the actors' commercial strike. he and shaq could have brought the strike to an end earlier had they not been SCABS. so, take the year off… hell, take the rest of your life off, eldrick, you SCAB.
Never really liked Tiger. He looks like an arrogant prick. Mad golf skills… but sometimes the shots are so fantastic, it seems like he sold his soul to the devil to get a big dose of luck and talent…
Go Ernie Els!
Yes, get well, but then consider retiring. Raise your daughter, enjoy your family life, become a commentator or write a book. But put down the clubs, already.
He's barely 30 and requires knee surgery. Fade away, move to Scandinavia, whatever.
tiger you are the best…i love watching you play.
Just a few things, tiger made over 100 mill last year alone, stop hatin on the guy, and that's about it.
Mind boggling? - what a joke. he plays golf. someone else carries his bags. guys play football or hockey with fractured bones all the time. i guess golf ratings are about to flatline. good riddance.
Why can't this shithead leave the golfing to old, fat, rich white guys.
Wah, a hurt knee in a sport that involves walking around, being driven along in a cart, and swinging a club a few times. Try playing a real sport, like hockey.
Waah, he's got a hurt knee. He plays a sport that requires him to have someone else carry his gear, he gets shuttled around the course on a cart, and he walks to a tee and swings a club a few times. Try playing a real sport, like hockey, Mr. Woods. Oh but wait, no one watches hockey anymore do they, according to you. Check out the ratings before you open your mouth next time.
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Great Golfer. Even with a bum knee, he wins the us open. I would hate to have to compete against him. Smooth recovering to you Tiger. Enjoy that time with your beautiful family.
All of you non-golfers have no fucking idea what it takes to play golf at his level. He just beat the best in the world with a broken leg. A cracked tibia. He walked 91 holes, he didn't ride in a cart. This man is the greatest golfer that ever lived and as they say, he's a gladiator who gets in the arena with 5 lions and the lions die. For those of you who think this is a silly little sport, go to the range and see how well you hit em. He can put 20 ball inside a hula hoop laying on the ground from 200 yards. All you haters need to have another split, eat a couple of ding dongs and go watch the Gilligan's Island reruns. For those who truly get what Tiger just accomplished wish him well and a speedy recovery. Tiger played 6 events and won $5,775,000.00 Rocco played 18 so far and has won $1,200,000. Tiger is unreal…his wife and baby girl will provide him all the love he will ever need.
WOW! Perez had something nice to say… I'm truely suprised. Good luck Tiger, take some well needed rest. And can we see your wifes boobs?
Re: Gazze – Extremely well said #23 - I couldn't have said it better myself. Tiger Woods is only the greatest golfer, if not greatest athlete that ever lived. The only reason I started watching golf was because of him. I always say, "If a golfer wins a game of golf without Tiger playing, did the golfer really win?" I don't think so.
Re: K – start living in 2008, prick.
Re: Bonit – Thanks for getting it! Most people don;t realize that when Tiger turned pro in 1996 the total money on tour was about $60 Million..because of Tiger it is now $470 Million. He has done more for the game of golf than Arnie, Gary, Lee and Jack put together. He is the finest athlete on the planet. Maybe the second coming is already here…he just shaved that's all.
Re: Gazze –
well said. I love this guy and his passion. He is the only reason I watch golf. Now that he out for the season I won't be watching, it is just super boring without him. Get well Tiger, we'll miss you and can't wait to see back kicking ass!!!
Re: Gazze –
You sicken me. I am sure you would pay to get in line to lick Tiger's ass after he takes a shit because you think he is that much of a demi-god. Tiger is nothing but a prick who was blessed with a freakish talent.
I hope the surgery goes well but he never golfs again. He's an irritating, self-absorbed ass.
Re: Gazze – Wah wah. Golf aint a real sport it's a hobby for old white men on weekends in silence. Boooring. Grandpa wants his plaid cloths back too. Rich snobby prep country club aholes. Walk hit walk hit walk hit snooore. John daly is the perefect example of a golfer fat white drunk. If he can play, anyone can. We know all you bandwagon fans want to suck his tricolored cock and have him stick you in the ass with his 9 iron. He's a douche and golf blows and compared to any REAL sport golfers are sooooft. He wins becuase he works hard unlike the other slobs on tour. FU ball gobbler!
Hi, my name is reginold fornsworth the third. I love playing a relaxing round of golf while having a few drinks and cigars at my racist club where there are no blacks except in the bag room and as caddies. Tiger would be welcome of course. We would allow him under the 1 % minority clause to keep the civil rights wackos away. Excuse me, is there any grey pupon? Where is my Izod and queer pants? Oh Chesterfield, fetch my cloths boy!
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fyi… tiger cheats on his wife i know for a fact. he cheated when she was 6 months pregnant. everyone who thinks he is a peoples champ or such a great guy should rethink that cus he is a cheater and scum bag.