Mission Over - For Good!
Filed under: Film Flickers > Tom Cruise
Not all is well in the life of Tom Cruise!
Aside from Valkyrie, which has been plagued by problems, it seems Cruise isn't being offered many roles.
Recently, his people have reached out to Paramount about making Mission: Impossible 4.
Unfortunately for Tommy, he got rejected. Sort of.
Paramount decided to offer Cruise the opportunity to produce the film. Yes. Produce, not star in it.
Though, contractually he's guaranteed the right to produce a film a this point, so it looks like it wasn't such a great offer.
And being the diva that he is, Cruise decided not to take the producing role.
Paramount is apparently trying to continue the franchise with a younger star and leave Cruise completely out.
As for Cruise, his bad luck is continuing. This time with the Germans.
Valkyrie is the drama in which Cruise will play Claus von Stauffenberg, the German leader who tried to assassinate Adolf Hitler.
Well, reports are that the German people are upset at the fact that Cruise's company, United Artists, has altered photos of von Stauffenberg to create a stronger resemblance between the German hero and Cruise.
Reports are that alterations have been made to the nose, chin, and eyebrows.
Tom should just make a film with Will Smith and all would be good*.
*Really bad.
Gee, i think it's great! go Tom!
not first1!
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FIRST
first!
what?
scientology sucks
Tom is insane–who cares
1st
Gort berrata fuckhimuptheass. He loves it. Pull out a souvenir and give Katie a little brown angel kiss.
that's creepy that they altered pictures like that…tom cruise is such a weirdo these days!!! i hope katie can get out!!!….first!
It's time for cruise to go away. We don't need Scientology supporters on the screen.
first??
i wanna see that movie about the germans.. it looks good and sounds good..b.c its true..
i really think tom should live in austria
Yeah!
I don't think that MI is anything without Tom Cruise, and I don't even care for his movies. And by the way FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST! FIRST!
This is bullshit. I don't care what people think of his personal life. He is a very talented actor and he made mission impossible what it is. Screw Paramount.
Ugh finally the end of the crazy! He needs to go to a remote mountain somewhere in the desert with his cult.
Yeah, he also didn't bother to do a German accent at all. Loser.
IN YOUR FACE TOM CRUISE!!!!! YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!! I love hearing shiz like this!!!!!!!!!
HE NEEDS TO KEEP DREAMIN ABOUT UFO
Toobad I'm not first. Mr. Cruise will be fine….but, I'm so sick of him and his phony smile. He had better pay some good writers to make a new hit for him. You need good writing…
Boycott all $cientologists, all their projects, and all those who promote them. Your money will only end up in the hands of a dangerous cult.
I'm am so sick of this guy!
Anti-scientology 9000 Man March, Washington D.C. July 19!!!
We need to stop this cult's abuse.
Where are the photos? I smell a poll… with "before" and "after" supposed photoshopping and a picture of the alien (cruise) as a point of reference…
Crazy needs to go to a remote mountain with his cult of scientologists!
I'm German and I think this is really disgusting. It's the kind of propaganda the Nazis would do… it's all for Scientology too. To show that Tom Cruise's look-alike tried to kill Hitler.
By the way, von Stauffenberg was partly responsible for having Hitler grab power, so he's not entirely a good guy. Most people don't know this though.
ohla!
Too much of a CRuise is a shitty thing. The less the merrier!
he's an ass hole.
After he went off on Matt Lauer, it was all downhill from there. How can anyone take him seriously after that?
Tom is crazy.. i saw him jumping on Oprah's couch a few years ago & he dragged out this poor girl who had a herpes outbreak on national tv..& he called Matt Lauer 'glib'
Tom Cruise is Ethan Hunt as is Matt Damon is Jason Bourne. Tom can pull off this role and should. Parmount knew Tom would "bow out gracefully" from producing the film. It's all politics. United Artits altering photos to create a stronger resemblance between Cruise and Stauffenberg–poor marketing decision. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out when photos have been altered.
I find it ironic that Cruise is making a movie about the person that tried to assassinate Hitler while at the same time giving millions to a dangerous cult. There's a reason why Germany doesn't like Naz- Scientologists.
Not a huge fan but did enjoy the MI series. Loads of action, suspense and special effects. Don't think, personally, that anyone else (younger or otherwise) would be the same.
perez, you & him should be butt buddies - you both have hissy snit fits & try to destroy anyone that is not impressed by you!
tom cruise is insane
Why does any one care about Tom Cruise? I think that another misson impossible wouldn't be that bad! lol but yep
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he lost his marbles people
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
you suck tom!
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Big Will what are you doing man? this crazy ass douche is a sinking ship, jump off man. Come back to the light!
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Tom Cruise likes to take small animals like rats and fuck them up the ass. He does this because his pee pee is so small he can't pleasure anything else. He also likes to make shit milkshakes. He collects Suri's used diapers and adds some fruit, and his own oily diarhea and he mixes it up leaving a shit mustache on his lips. Then he kisses Katie while she has a scientologist fist her cunt and anus. Tom has another scientologist double fist his gaping anus. Happy Wednesday! Xoxoxoxxo
Carlie Gurl from North Long Beach
Hey, maybe they can cast Will Smith as the lead for MI:4. And/or Shia "The Hollywood Gays Want To Cast Him In Everything" LeBeouf.
RADICAL QUEEN SAYS……HA HA HA…THE MONUMENTAL SHITHEAD CLOSET CASE TOTALLY DESERVES THIS DISINTEREST AND SCORN. TOM CRUISE IS A MASSIVE, CULT OBSESSED, FUCKWAD AND NOW THAT THE PUBLIC IS COMPLETELY AWARE OF IT, NOT EVEN ULTRA-CUNT OPRAH CAN SAVE HIS DEAD IN THE WATER CAREER.
Re: piazzasbuttplug – GIRL !!!!!! I LOVE IT….I HAVEN'T HEARD LINES FROM "THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL" IN AGES.
Re: RAD Q – It's your DEAR chum MYRIAM C WEBSTER here!
Darling, what an incredible post–as ALWAYS!
The only film the public would be interested in seeing with Tom Cruise OR Will Smith would be the GAY audiences at the Castro Theatre seeing Tommy get his ass reamed out–then plowed–by Will's quite ample dill pickle!
I'm not sure if you were treated badly as a child, but it just doesn't make sense why you feel compelled to devour the hands (yes, lots of them) that feed you!!!!!!!!!!!!
TC admits what he did on Oprah may have been over the top, ok! He also admits, as do most anyone with sense, that people manipulate his beliefs and his support system "SCIENTOLOGY" He's obviously a talented man who has made a couple of mistakes! You make comments about the Globe making up stories - - - check yourself in da mirror queen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously, why hate?
btw - - I LOVE TOM CRUISE
JOHN STALL THE WONDERPOPE sez…
Tommy's next film is actually going to be called "Positions Impossible"
co-starring his fellow dik-loving Sci-intolerant buddies Johnny Revolta and "FiLL Me Up–ALL the Way up" Will. Chi-Chi La Rue will direct. And it's going to be FIERCE!
Thank God Paramount made the best decision not to let Tom star in another movie. Tom is an asshole getting fat every day. We don't want to see him. He thought he could just go on Oprah and fix his image. Not that easy, brother. You are lame and we know it.
Tired #45-46 He also admits, as do most anyone with sense, that people manipulate his beliefs and his support system "SCIENTOLOGY"
Do some research. No one is manipulating TC's beliefs. Co$ is PURE EVIL!! He supports a system that forces abortions, kidnaps, separates families, kills, stalks, has slave labor camps, etc. Tom Cruise is a bold face liar! Just watch his Matt Lauer interview and his recent Oprah interview.
If they decide to use a new face, they should totally hire SEAN FARIS!!! He is the clone of Tom!! He is sooooo gorgeous!!
Re: MCW – MYRIAM SWEETIE….I'D CERTAINLY BUY A FRONT ROW TICKET TO SEE THAT ! BUT EVEN WITH HIS AMPLE PICKLE, I DON'T THINK WILL COULD SATISFY TOMMY-TURD'S STRETCHED OUT BUTT HOLE…SO PERHAPS HE COULD FIST HIM….OR DOUBLE FIST HIM EVEN.
I'am so tired of tom cruise and katie,wish they would just go far away.They have both become to strange for me,katie can't even think for herself and poor suri!!!
Re: tired – HEY YOU SCIENTOLOTURD…FUCK OFF…TOM CRUISE IS A TOTAL ASSWIPE AND I WANT PEREZ TO KEEP ON REPORTING THAT FACT….GO GO PLAY WITH YOURSELF IN THE SCIENTOLO TURD CENTER AND SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Re: RAD Q – WOW! That would REALLY be HOOOTTTT! I'm sure Jada Pinkeye Smith could lend out one of her strap-ons, too–pornos are notoriously low-budget. But then who needs special effects when Tommy's BLACK HOLE of a bunghole is the featured star??? Stay a Treasure, darling!
Re: Carly – Honey, you are TOO wild, girl! What fun you are! I'd love to take you out for a lemonade some afternoon.
AKA: "TOM CRUISES FOR COCKS" :- p
………..I DO BELIEVE THE ONLY "MISSION IMPOSSIBLE" SCENARIO THIS HORRID LITTLE FREAK WILL STAR IN IS THE ATTEMPT TO RESURRECT HIS WRETCHED FILM CAREER. THE TINY TERROR OF TINSELTOWN SELF-DESTRUCTED, JUST LIKE THE "M.I." ORDERS IN THE OPENING OF THE FILMS, TWO YEARS PAST AND HE IS NOT COMING BACK. THE PUBLIC SAW HIS TRUE COLORS AND WERE REVULSED BY HIM AND NOT EVEN BIG QUEEN OPRAH CAN RESURRECT HIM OR HIS ROTTEN FILM CAREER AND/OR PERSONA. GOOD RIDDANCE. LET THE LITTLE CLOSET CASE CONTINUE TO MAKE HIS "COMEBACK" AND LET HIM ENJOY THE REJECTION…..OVER AND OVER AND OVER!
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…..ALWAYS GAY PORN, MS CRUISE! YOU AND WILL CAN DO A COWBOY EPIC: "BAREBACK MOUNTAIN." IT'S PROBABLY THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN ELEVATE YOUR IMAGE. BETTER YET, JUST CRAWL BACK UNDER THAT SLIMY SCIENTOLOGY ROCK AND DIE. YUUUUUUUUUUK!
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WHEN ASKED TO COMMENT ON HIS PLACE IN SCIENTOLOGY, THE MOVIES, AND IN THE GALACTIC FEDERATION, THE QUEEN OF ALL SCIENTOLOGY, MS TOMASINA CRUISE SAID:
" …………Okay, so, like…all my success years ago really put my head, umm, like, p.ut pressures in my head. My mind. No, my head, I mean head. Right? You know, I know……this is so powerful. You know. He, He He! ….But Diarrhetics and purgin' my way to Empty made me more good. It has also, like, really helped with my career decisions lately too.
…….I can now disclose that I have become a TURDLINK: I am a personhoodite who has learned to be comfortable living a life that imposes pain and emotional blackmail on those who really love me, especially Katiebot! You know , I know….this is powerful. Man…..he he he.
……..Reaching a state of Empty taught me a lot of things, things about myself. I realize now that *I* was imposing my own limit on how pretentious I could be. Now I see self-indulgent pretension as a bottomless well where I will never find a bottom…..but I will always be a bottom! This is powerful.
This is so powerful…..you know. I know. Is it me? My…my turn? Is this on? Oh dear, look, my hives have come back! Haaaa-haaaa! A-ha-ha-ha, hoo, ohh, ah, boo-hoo, boo-hoo!
….I'm cukoo for cocoa puffs, I'm cukoo for cocoa puffs!!!!!!"
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YES, YES……SO WISE, SO POWERFUL. JOIN SCIENTOLOGY AND YOU CAN BE JUST AS WISE AND EMPOWERED! WOWZER!!!! AND SHAZAM!!!!
Continue the franchise with a younger star??? GIVE IT TO SHIA!!!
I recently noticed that Comcast ON-Demand is letting cruise's name off the information page for some of his movies, Lions for Lambs in particular. Maybe everyone is finally realizing that cruise sucks.
Dear JSTWP,
Happy Wednesday! Xooxoxox Carlie Gurl from North Long Beach
Lemonade? Come again? Honey, I'd rather a cum milkshake slurped on a big, thick hairy straw and a shit sandwich, heavy on the pubes,
Re: Carly – WHOA! That was an even better post than last time. You're amazing, sugar!
PEReZ DUMBASS!!!! Leave him alone !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE IS A GREAT ACTOR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: TCFC – YOU ARE SO RIGHT ON THE MONEY CONCERNING TOMMY THE TINSEL TOWN TERROR. HE IS AN ABSOLUTE BASTARD, A MONUMENTAL PIECE OF FILTHY SHIT, AND THE WORST ACTOR ON THE PLANET…NOW IF HE'D ADMIT WHAT A QUEER HE IS, AND HOW MUCH HE LOVES GETTING FUCKED IN THE BUTT, PERHAPS I'D GAIN SOME RESPECT FOR HIM, BUT THE CREEP STILL WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO ACT HIS WAY OUT OF A PAPER BAG….WOULDN'T YOU AGREE MYRIAM ???
Re: TCFC – 2 fuckin funny. Now I have to change my depends. lol
He really is batshit crazy.
YAY! Down with Tom Cruise!
I think Wet Willie & Tommy Toon DO have a movie together, the one they made at the Motel 6! "Cocksucker of the Mounties"
some people hate cruise because cruise is smart, uber-rich, good-looking, happy, talented, a media-mogul, owns his own movie studio, production company, is an icon, is heterosexual, has a beautiful wife and family and because he's a good guy who speaks his mind about serious issues in the world. If your issue is with him bringing attention to the dangers of psychiatric drugs then fuck you! they are dangerous and thankfully someone had the balls to say it. next time you have a friend or family member who kills themselves because they took an anti-depressant, remember it was cruise who risked everything to warn you while you laughed at him and ignored him
I seriously doubt that Paramount is calling the shots on Tom's films. If Tom decides not to do it, it was his choice and not Paramounts. Perez just twists the truth to make Tom Cruise look like a failure even though he's anything but.
Re: your – You fucking puke bastard Scientoloturd shill. You should call Xenu to beam you up and take you back to the Galactic Federation…..Better yet, have him drop you by a volcano just before he drops the nuke; you KNOW he did it once, and he can do it again. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
You are a silly plant and an ass-licking sheep. Go follow your midget leaders, Ms Cruise and Ms Miscavige. Your cult is nothing more than a legalistic money-making cult….an aberration, founded on lies, sci-fi delusions, and it is followed by weak egoistic mental cripples who are willing to ante up the cash. Fuck you! YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK!
so he's finally coming to realize what the rest of us already knew after the couch-jumping incident……career=over.
He should start saving up his $$ and not letting the $cientologists suck up what's left before he ends up broke like MJ.
I could totally care less about seeing him in another single thing. I haven't even so much as *rented* any of the last half dozen films he starred in. I heard he's still a huge star in other countries and I can only wonder why but it seems it's the same for a lot of America's cast-offs. Even when we get tired of our over-exposed former stars, foreigners still find them fascinating. Maybe he should move to Japan or something and make bad