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Not all is well in the life of Tom Cruise!

Aside from Valkyrie, which has been plagued by problems, it seems Cruise isn't being offered many roles.

Recently, his people have reached out to Paramount about making Mission: Impossible 4.

Unfortunately for Tommy, he got rejected. Sort of.

Paramount decided to offer Cruise the opportunity to produce the film. Yes. Produce, not star in it.

Though, contractually he's guaranteed the right to produce a film a this point, so it looks like it wasn't such a great offer.

And being the diva that he is, Cruise decided not to take the producing role.

Paramount is apparently trying to continue the franchise with a younger star and leave Cruise completely out.

As for Cruise, his bad luck is continuing. This time with the Germans.

Valkyrie is the drama in which Cruise will play Claus von Stauffenberg, the German leader who tried to assassinate Adolf Hitler.

Well, reports are that the German people are upset at the fact that Cruise's company, United Artists, has altered photos of von Stauffenberg to create a stronger resemblance between the German hero and Cruise.

Reports are that alterations have been made to the nose, chin, and eyebrows.

Tom should just make a film with Will Smith and all would be good*.

*Really bad.

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116 comments to “Mission Over - For Good!”

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  1. Criss says – reply to this


    101

    Re: lB – Being rich is the criteria for "being left alone"?
    HMMMMMMM……well, to make your point, Sadam Hussein was, as you say, "richer than god, any god" (*stupid comment by the way)…..and though the world would have been a better place had we "left him alone"……he, like Cruise, was an egomaniac and monomaniacal control freak, and not a nice man…..hmmmmmmm. go figure.

  2. TCsux says – reply to this


    102

    I THINK CRUISE SHOULD PLAY HITLER. IT SUITS HIS CHARACTER MORE AND THEY LOOK MORE ALIKE. VERY LITTLE RETOUCHING OR ALTERING OF PHOTOS WOULD BE NECESSARY. …..AND BY MANY ACCOUNTS, HITLER WAS A CLOSET HOMO TOO. …….. TYPE CASTING!!!!
    KATIEBOT COULD PLAY EVA BRAUN. JUST NEEDS A BLONDE WIG. AND LITTLE SURI THE CLONE COULD BE A BUDDING LITTLE HITLER YOUTH.
    IT COULD BE A FAMILY AFFAIR.
    ………………………………………………………….
    "VALKYRIE" SOUNDS LIKE POTENTIALLY THE BIGGEST BOMB TO BE DROPPED SINCE THE NUKES 'FAT MAN' AND 'LITTLE BOY' WERE DROPPED ON JAPAN.
    OR THE BIGGEST TURD TO HIT SINCE ROSIE O'DONNELL HAD DIARRHEA. A REAL STINKER!

  3. sam says – reply to this


    103

    Re: TCsux – hitler was taller. :-)

  4. @v@ says – reply to this


    104

    WTF? If it ain't broke, don't fix it. Cruise is a lot younger and fitter than Roger Moore was in the last few Bonds. Tom will have to find, produce, direct and act in a new sequel series. Pffft on them. Off to Kokomo…

  5. lol says – reply to this


    105

    Re: TCsux – hahhaahahahhahahahhah, u made me shit myself and i like it. hahahahhahah :-)

  6. GailK says – reply to this


    106

    Re: TCsux – VALKYRIE IS THE EGOMANIACAL BASTARD'S "GIGLI," THERE'S NO DOUBT ABOUT IT! :) KATIE DUMPED HER OWN FAMILY FOR TOMMYGIRL AND HIS MONEY. SHE'S AN EVIL VAPID ASSHOLE JUST LIKE HER HUSBAND–AND THAT DAMN KID IS THE WICKEDEST MOTHERFUCKA SINCE DAMIEN! I WISH MY BROWN SUGAR WOULD STAY AWAY FROM HIM–ANYBODY WHO ASSOCIATES WITH HIM IS DOOMED.

  7. Mrs. says – reply to this


    107

    I heard he's still a huge movie star on Neptune, so it's all good. XENU.

  8. Shian says – reply to this


    108

    I honestly think that Tom and Katie should just move out of the country and never be heard of again. They are basically an embarassment to our country and i DEFFFFF. don't want them here. I'm tired of hearing about them, those two and there other scientology freaks should just leave, because they are of no use here.

    Mos Deffffff.

  9. Nancy says – reply to this


    109

    Tom kinda looks like he's drooling in that picture up there.
    The brainwashed culties who shill for their insidious cult are so pathetic!
    "Oh no, not the evil shrinks!!! They helped Xenu round up and blow up all the alien thetans! Me such a sad little scilon."
    Do you really expect people to take the word of a poorly educated, psychotic, sci-fi writer over highly educated PHDs and medical studies?!?

  10. Fan says – reply to this


    110

    would love to see another Mission: Impossible movie with him!!

  11. Johnn says – reply to this


    111

    Tommy boy is destroying $cientology and $cientology is destroying Tommy boy…Love it. Anonymous and the Internet are making ppl aware of $cientology's "crimes." And because $cientologists are so easily baited they get sucked into committing one foot bullet maneuver after another so that they appear to be nothing but one giant clusterfuck of fuckwits. Dangerous fuckwits but fuckwits all the same. And they are going to save the planet? They can't even save Tommy boy's career. I feel all warm inside.



  12. 112

    The Germans are just being whiny. I think its good they did it so that the picture doesn't look totally different from the actor. How lame would that be?

  13. anonz says – reply to this


    113

    BAAAAWWWWWW LEAVE TOM CRUISE ALONE !!!! HATE CRIMEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

    Oh my various gods it's like listening to a broken record, all of you Scilons sound alike.

    Don't you people get it? Hubbard was a fucking fraud who continues to defraud people from beyond the grave. You want to believe you're inhabited by dead aliens and want to blow all of your money on a sci-fi cult? Go right ahead, but stop pretending like disconnection procedures and abuses don't happen when there is a fuckton of evidence right under your noses. Stop fucking dodging the issues with you "what are your crimes" nonsense.

    PEOPLE HAVE DIED BECAUSE OF SCIENTOLOGY.
    FUCK SCIENTOLOGY.
    FUCK DISCONNECTION.
    FUCK TOM CRUISE HE WAS A SHITTY ACTOR ANYWAY.

  14. Snick says – reply to this


    114

    LOL! Good, it's about time these studios start standing up to this arrogant cultist. Tom Cruise still thinks his shit doesn't stink. I will never see one of his movies in the theater again - just knowing some the profits (which in turn come from box office receipts) he makes on his movies go straight to Scientology makes me ill.

  15. tard says – reply to this


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    Re: kids

    "these drugs kill and have killed many. Tom Cruise brought attention to this issue in a big way and we finally have some dialogue about it."

    Name one. Give me one name of someone who has died while on these horrible drugs you talk about. Or are you just going on the rhetoric other people have told you? While you're googling, I'll give you some of my own:

    Heribert Pfaff - He died during a heavy epileptic attack. Who dies from epilepsy in this day and age? No one. Oh wait! He was a Scientologist, that means he wasn't allowed to take his medicine. His was instead prescribed vitamins by his Scientologist "doctor".

    Gabriella Bramucci - She died of cancer because she didn't follow her treatments. Scientologists believe every disease is psychosamatic and can be treated with a "touch assist". WHAT?!

    Elli Perkins - Stabbed by her Scientologist son 77 times. He was schizophrenic, but stable on drugs. Can you see where this is leading?

  16. fukto says – reply to this


    116

    EVERYONE FUCKING HATES YOU TOM CRUISE! GET THE FUCK OFF OUR PLANET!!!!

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