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6/18/2008 4:24 PM ET | Filed under: Bill Clinton

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The Globe is reporting that Bill Clinton has one year to live.

Making up stories is bad enough, but….

Making up stories about someone's health???

Disgusting!

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  1. r says – reply to this


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    first

  2. yeah says – reply to this


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    woot woot!!!second

  3. :D says – reply to this


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    FIRST..

    who cares about bill clinto?

  4. genni says – reply to this


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    RIP

    You won't be missed.

    p.s. can you take Hillary w/ you? Chelsey too?

  5. t says – reply to this


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    SEXY



  6. 6

    thats stupid

  7. aby says – reply to this


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    Just looking it the less I care about is Doris Day… People dyin', heartbreaking news, a pregnant woman missing her ex… At least they try hard to find so much garbage for every week…

  8. erin! says – reply to this


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    FIRST!

  9. Gwen says – reply to this


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    You make up stories al the time Perez, what's the difference?



  10. 10

    Weird that they're doing a story about Doris Day. Btch was popular in the 50's.

  11. bbbbb says – reply to this


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    firstttt

  12. crong says – reply to this


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    you do it all the time perez ya cunt!

  13. eag says – reply to this


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    FIRST! woo woo :)

  14. Serio says – reply to this


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    Kind of like when you claimed Castro was dead? Weird…

  15. hhh says – reply to this


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    !!!!!

  16. emily says – reply to this


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    This magazine always lies! Sometimes it is entertaining but this..
    there should be a law against FALSE ADVERTISING!

  17. char says – reply to this


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    seriously, the globe is so ridiculous, it cracks me up

  18. a f r says – reply to this


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    interesting comment given that Perez posted multiple times that Fidel Castro was dead . . . .

  19. mimi says – reply to this


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    Re: Gwen – perez does not make up stories hun!



  20. 20

    like you make up stories? what?

  21. clair says – reply to this


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    wernt theglobe right about Patrick Swaze?

  22. what says – reply to this


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    LMAO Plus! new mistress dumps him. haha the globe is hilarious

  23. DIANE says – reply to this


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    Doris Day is still alive?



  24. 24

    ALL of the stories the Globe has are disgusting.

  25. bei says – reply to this


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    WHERE'S THE BLAKE&PENN POST??

  26. moi says – reply to this


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    Do you mean like making up rumours that some one is dead huh? say oh I don't know when some gossip website kept going on and on about Castro being dead? oh wait that was you!!!!

  27. Pillo says – reply to this


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    I'm more curious about the evil plot against lovely, perky and talented DORIS DAY!

  28. pito says – reply to this


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    Perez Hilton you are just as bad for reporting it on your blog… you are just adding to their sales, promote their latest issue…

  29. FUKNO says – reply to this


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    PPL LEAKS A LOT OF PERSONAL INFO IN HOSPITALS…DUNNO…NO COMMENT

  30. joe says – reply to this


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    "Making up stories is bad enough, but….

    Making up stories about someone's health???

    Disgusting! "

    Hey dickhead…what about "Castro is dead!"?

  31. DICK says – reply to this


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    YOU HAVE BECOME ALL YOU DISDAIN YOU PATHETIC LITTLE MAN. YOU PLASTER YOUR "CELEBRITY" ALL OVER THIS BLOG NOW. YOU *ARE* AMONG THE HATED NOW ASSHOLE. IT'S OVER.

  32. socal says – reply to this


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    Kinda like the stories you make up. "cept I wish this one were true.

  33. cg says – reply to this


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    what's even more disgusting???… writing that Ange is still in love with Billy Bob… EWWWW

  34. Alexi says – reply to this


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    Depends on which Clinton you're talking about. Oh, wait a minute…I'm hoping it applies to either one.

  35. Gwen says – reply to this


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    Re: mimi – Wow, you really are gullible. Perez fabricates stories all the time. It's a daily thing for him when he can't find other stories to keep people coming to his site.

  36. mss says – reply to this


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    Every damn headline on it looks like complete bullshit to me. I wouldn't read that garbage if you paid me ;)

  37. Gwen says – reply to this


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    BTW, how in the hell do you know that Bill doesn't have one year to live? Are you his primary care physian????

  38. JB says – reply to this


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    OHHH COME ON!! IVE SEEN MUCH WORSE WRITTEN ON THIS SITE!!!!!!!!!!

  39. Bob says – reply to this


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    I could definitely believe Martha would betray a cancer patient. The bitch is cold.

  40. Amand says – reply to this


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    almost as disgusting as reporting that Fidel Castro died…

  41. Cock says – reply to this


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    Did you really just take umbrage with someone making a story up about someone's health? You make shit up all the time, fat head! Like when you said Castro was dead? Or when you reported on Paul Newman's cancer without a single goddamn source? Or when you said you didn't have AIDS? GFY.

  42. Hypoc says – reply to this


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    that is exactly what you did with fidel castro!

    except illness doesn't really compare to claiming someone is DEAD

  43. bill says – reply to this


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    they already pulled this article because I cant find it anywhere

  44. j says – reply to this


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    Didnt they break the Swazy story turning out to be right ?

  45. canad says – reply to this


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    You do it all the time Perez… infact you report people are dead! Castro come to mind???



  46. 46

    That is messed up that they did that!!

  47. akw says – reply to this


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    You're no different from the Globe, pal. You do the SAME things.

  48. Raul says – reply to this


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    He probably has AIDS from all the women he was banging on the campaign trail for Hillary!

  49. Pris says – reply to this


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    Perez your memory must be very short … this is what you said Making up stories is bad enough, but….

    Making up stories about someone's health???

    Disgusting!
    but as far as i remenber you were reporting Fidel Castro was dead and even today he appeared on Television , you are such a stupid person you like just to speak bad about others and all and yet you cant look inside you to see the awful human being you are you are ugly inside and outside thats sad very sad

  50. D says – reply to this


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    He will live forever in American History!!!!!

  51. Joe B says – reply to this


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    That'd be kickass. Straight to HELL too…..

  52. Sofie says – reply to this


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    Can't wait to hear Bill's reaction to this!! This is bound to be funny!!

    Unless it's actually true of course (which I doubt). That would really suck.

  53. Sofie says – reply to this


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    Also, why is Bill's not the main story? Doris Day? Seriously?

  54. Nessa says – reply to this


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    Eh stfu. It's not like you're so reliable. You need to stop being such a hypocrite.

  55. PDork says – reply to this


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    Then why the fuck perpetuate their garbage by giving it more press? Fucking asshole, Perez. Show this fine man some respect and take down this entire post.

  56. MATTH says – reply to this


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    LOL LAMP LAMP LAMP LAMP THST SOOOO FUNNY LAMP LAMP LAMP yes Miles I'm "Laughing at my Pens" =oP LAMP

  57. T bon says – reply to this


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    Pot call the kettle black much? You make up stories and comment on things you know nothing about all the time!!!! Like Kirsten Dunst? Commenting on someone's mental illness who you don't even know! That is someone's health, you idiot!

  58. kate says – reply to this


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    oh please. they make up crap like that all the time. this is not the first story like this that they've "reported".

    Why is this anymore "disgusting" than anyone else?

  59. perve says – reply to this


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    Sounds just like your reporting except yours is not even as close to truth as theirs and your site is so boring I just like to laugh at how obsessed and lame you are with your obsession with young attractive hollywood females you try to destroyand how some day it is going to come back and bite you in the ass. they should get restraining orders for stalking on you everybody should .

  60. Art V says – reply to this


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    If only it were true! Clinton is a goddamn disgrace. And so are you, Mario!

  61. BryGu says – reply to this


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    Well…I guess we will see who's right in a year's time, Mario

  62. perv says – reply to this


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    Re: Pris – Paul Newman too he had him almost dead too he is desperate for stories and makes shit up.

  63. perez says – reply to this


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    yea…like posting over and over that castro was dead.

  64. suzie says – reply to this


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    Give me a break! If the mag said George W Bush only had a year to live, Perez would be cheering…

  65. naima says – reply to this


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    NOT bill, hilary is going to commit suicide soon, maybe a year….

  66. sara says – reply to this


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    HUmmmmmmm dude is Castro dead yet? Numb nuts….re ur comment

  67. jan says – reply to this


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    Suzie is right! If it was a Republican of any sort Perez would have joked about it

  68. JET says – reply to this


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    Well when they leaked Slick Willie's medical reports years ago, it documented that he has had every STD known to science since way back when he was Gov of Arkansas, so these diseases must have been destroying his organs from the inside out, all these years. It's a wonder he hasn't rotted away by now. He better be buried in a glass coffin so as not to contaminate the ground water.

  69. Jesss says – reply to this


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    Re: mimi – You're high, Mimi - Perez makes up sh*t all the time. And if making up lies about people's health is disgusting, what does that mean for making up lies about people's DEATHS, like he did with Fidel Castro??? And let's not forget that, despite Paul Newman's request for privacy, Perez was happily perpetuating the story about his poor health. It's fun to cruise this site and see how many gullible people by into his BS.

  70. mer-d says – reply to this


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    Oh oh oh heres the latest from Globe as well - All the sluts/whores/skanks/bitches/ from OC/Hills/Gossip Girls/HSH and what nots teens tv series, dies in a mysterious illness - all got over-fucked!

  71. oldfa says – reply to this


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    Love You Doris Day! Would rather hear about you and your wonderful love for animals than one more word about filthy, nasty, Clintoon — dying or not — someone make that family go away pleeze!!!

  72. katie says – reply to this


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    We can only hope…their headlines to God's ears!



  73. 73

    OMG.. a magazine making up things?! Kind of like your website Perez.. and you've never made up something?

  74. Kissy says – reply to this


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    Regardless of what anyone says, Clinton was an amazing president. That incident with that woman was his personal business and not for the nation to pick apart….. FUNNY how not such a big deal was made when that old man, the Republican senator was caught soliciting an undercover cop in Minneapolis….

  75. Roche says – reply to this


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    Re: katie –

    Why is that?

  76. Roche says – reply to this


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    Re: suzie –
    It would be harsh to "cheer", but, frankly I think the nation wouldn't be in such deep mourning over Mr. Bush. What good has he done? At least Clinton was a damn good president who helped the less fortunate in this country.

  77. heath says – reply to this


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    thats so disgusting! im never gonna read that magazine!

  78. ashle says – reply to this


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    the more interesting piece of this is the picture of doris day that shows just how much she and perez look like twins!!!

  79. Jan says – reply to this


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    THE GLOBE SUCKS!! All of the front page stories are LIES.

  80. Jack says – reply to this


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    What is more disgusting is how you criticize celebrities for their flaws.



  81. 81

    thinking a story about bill clinton's health will sell magazines is disgusting…hopefully the kept the diagnosis believable…a really bad case of herpes or chlamydia?

  82. BeJee says – reply to this


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    HEY DICKHEAD!! I SEEM TO FAINTLY REMEMBER A DUMB FUCK SPREADING THE RUMOR THAT FIDEL CASTRO DIED LIKE A YEAR AGO?

    DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  83. 83

    Um you did the same thing Perez.

    And maybe they were just speaking of his career? ;)

  84. Paty says – reply to this


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    Who reads that crap????
    For what I can see, ALL the stories are bull.

  85. lies says – reply to this


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    this is crap like saying someone is dead when they are very much alive;; at least the globe has a disclaimer saying its all bullshit perez!!!!

  86. E says – reply to this


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    Fidel Castro is still alive.

  87. @v@ says – reply to this


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    Yes, because when Hillary finds out everything he's really been up to while she's been campaigning, she's gonna kill him, hehe.

  88. Tawn says – reply to this


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    I believe this is the pot calling the kettle black.

  89. Kim says – reply to this


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    PEREZ is commenting on someone else's lack of journalistic integrity??!!

  90. sosbo says – reply to this


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    And you just gave them more advertisement…you of all people should know that you can't feed papers like the globe by putting their front page on your website. Now it has reached 3 times as many people as it would have, just sitting at the checkout stands in grocery stores.

  91. fukm says – reply to this


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    ya u would never do that huh u fat, egotistical, sperm swilling, hairy cock loving, pimple eating peice of donkey caca



  92. 92

    I certainly hope that's not true!

  93. kiera says – reply to this


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    thats fuckin dumb, that entire page is fucking hurtful to someone…pfft why is it so bad that clinton get the axe ….anyway fuck u

  94. TP says – reply to this


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    And the world will be a better place if it happens. Maybe he can take Hillary with him.