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Separated At Birth

Filed under: Personally Perez > Separated At Birth

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Left: The Gayrinch. Right: The Grinch.

163 comments to “Separated At Birth”

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  1. Patri says – reply to this


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    HAHAHAHA

  2. s says – reply to this


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    you should totally do your hair green

  3. d says – reply to this


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    Grinch=hot
    Mario=BLACK SOUL HATE MONGER UGLY FUCKER

  4. b says – reply to this


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    haha

  5. jbird says – reply to this


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    ZEXY!

  6. Lise says – reply to this


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    Hahaha, you have a good sense of humor, boy ;-) nothing like self irony!



  7. 7

    Both have a tendency to be a little on the mean side, but both have hearts of gold =P

    I love the fact that there are new posts in the five minutes since I logged on.

  8. funny says – reply to this


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    Perezzers…you are such a funny guy

  9. miche says – reply to this


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    I think you need to shave a few inches off your chin first, get your fat ass to a plastic surgeon STAT!

  10. Manda says – reply to this


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    I must say…I do see a similarity.

  11. caged says – reply to this


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    Perez buddy - beautiful eyes!

  12. STEIN says – reply to this


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    YOUR LOSING YOUR HAIR!
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  13. 13

    way to make fun of yourself Perez, lol!

  14. SAM says – reply to this


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    LOL funnayyy

  15. blah says – reply to this


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    LOL so funny!!!!!!!

  16. Stacy says – reply to this


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    It's nice to see that you can laugh at yourself too :P but i can see the resemblance….hehehe YOU ROCK MY SOCKS OFF!

  17. blah says – reply to this


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    lol gayrinch!!!

  18. DLR says – reply to this


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    ROFL. I think you're the Grinch's secret child. :P

  19. nope says – reply to this


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    nice try. the grinch is cuter

  20. steff says – reply to this


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    QUE CHULO PEREZ, u dont look like that!!!

  21. LolA says – reply to this


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    THE GRINCH IS WAY HOTTER!

  22. rosa says – reply to this


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    hahahah sexy!

  23. Grinc says – reply to this


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    Grinch is way cuter!

  24. Vi says – reply to this


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    First bitches!

  25. Johnn says – reply to this


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    Perez…that is the best picture of you that I have ever seen. The trainer/workouts/diet seem to be paying off. Congratulations.

  26. Sarah says – reply to this


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    I'm impressed, Perez — It's not everyone who can laugh at themselves.

  27. PETE says – reply to this


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    WOW. YOU MUST NOT REALLY LIKE YOURSELF THAT MUCH TO BE MAKING FUN OF YOURSELF CONSTANTLY. THERE'S ALWAYS THERAPY, PEREZ. SADNESS.



  28. 28

    haha good one

  29. booth says – reply to this


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    $5 dollars a month for a fuckin tape recorded call from you! You are a fucking jerkoff! Hey Mr Skinny, take your shirt off so we can see all that loose skin hanging off your disgusting body. Your such a wannabe!

  30. kelly says – reply to this


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    hahaha

  31. happy says – reply to this


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    …perez you remind me of the fat gay guy in mean girls



  32. 32

    hahahahahaha love it perezzz.

  33. tay says – reply to this


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    perfect. best one ever.

  34. Eli says – reply to this


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    LOL Iove it… but you look hot with your new look.

  35. KB says – reply to this


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    Wow Perez…. you have a really big chin too!!!!

    GAYSPUD!!!!!!

  36. jerze says – reply to this


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    YOU ARE MUCH CUTER PEREZ!

  37. yuk says – reply to this


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    That HIV is tearing your ass up, go get meds!

  38. Laure says – reply to this


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    Heyyyyy Mr. Hilton is lookin' GOOD!! I wish I could kick my summer slimdown plans into action….

  39. kel:) says – reply to this


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    You are a funny fucker!

  40. annel says – reply to this


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    perez….. your so cute

  41. dksjf says – reply to this


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    You need lipo, a nose job and a bath.

  42. dssdf says – reply to this


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    perez you're sexy-
    FUCK THE HATERS

  43. poohb says – reply to this


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    Ya know, you're a bit of a potato head yourself!!

  44. lea says – reply to this


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    i love that some people can still make fun of themselves. ;)

  45. bobby says – reply to this


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    HOLY RECEEDING HAIRLINE!!!!!!!!!!!!

  46. Ripkl says – reply to this


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    Yea right Perez…you WISH you looked as good as The Grinch

  47. agboo says – reply to this


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    omg perez…lovin it…a bit scary but is ok..haha

  48. final says – reply to this


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    yes! perfect!

  49. what? says – reply to this


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    i'd rather get fucked by the grinch's little green cock than by you perez, grinchy is way hotter than fatso

  50. Dr.PS says – reply to this


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    Nice shout-out to all those on your case about Rumer. Clever. Love you, Perez. Keep up the good - and smart - work. xoxox.

  51. jennn says – reply to this


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    lookin good gayrinch!

  52. heygi says – reply to this


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    you just wanted to put your face up so we can tell you that you look thinner.. well, you know what? i'd still rather fuck the grinch over you . anyday!

  53. V says – reply to this


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    OMG!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

  54. X4V13 says – reply to this


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    I heart you Perezito, greeting from Ecuador…

  55. drea says – reply to this


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    Poop. I'm still mad at you for the phone service thing.
    And there HAS to be something else besides yourself you can report on.
    You are losing your charm. Along with your weight.

  56. randa says – reply to this


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    Perez, The ONLY think remotely goodlooking about you is the color of your eyes. Everything else (head shape, jaw line, teeth, nose, body) is not handsome at all. I feel sorry for you Perez because you will be alone forever since you have nothing to offer any sane man. You don't even have looks to tempt them.

  57. butt says – reply to this


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    'Separated'? Are you sure?

  58. ahmed says – reply to this


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    oh dayum perez! lookin' fine :)

  59. Cvety says – reply to this


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    hahaa perez you joke even with yourself

  60. Pammi says – reply to this


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    your crazy, you dont discriminate, you still look better than the grinch. lol

  61. rick says – reply to this


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    Re: randa

    I agree Randa. Perez looks like a cave man. A Neanderthal cave man. You know the ugly ones. The Cro-Magnons were the better looking people and they are the ones that survived. The Neanderthals went extinct probably due to their lesser genes. Perez is separated at birth from a Neanderthal cave man. I bet Perez doesn't have the balls to put up a picture of himself and one of the GEICO cave men. That would be an excellent "separated at birth"!! But Perez won't do it because it hits too close to home. Perez knows it's true. he knows he looks like a cave man and I bet EVERYTHING that he was called Cave Man when he was growing up. It really fuc ked him up.

  62. char says – reply to this


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    you look older perez

  63. Grneg says – reply to this


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    P- why are you NOT rocking the Kelly Green Coif?!?!
    Zexy…you can jingle my bells anytime!

  64. samso says – reply to this


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    Man dude you're losing your hair. I guess after your weight loss, liposuction, chin reduction and teeth fixing, you're going to need hair plugs. Or just leave it all alone and start calling yourself PotatoHeadHilton.com.

  65. Junki says – reply to this


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    Look at your chin and then look at potatoheads chin. See any difference?

  66. Laura says – reply to this


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    You crack me up, it's good you can make fun of yourself!!

  67. Alice says – reply to this


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    hahahahahahah funny

  68. Frank says – reply to this


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    So refreshing to know that the queen of poking fun at others can also make fun of himself!! Way to go Master P.rez!!!!

  69. eb says – reply to this


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    so, the grinch is the one on the left, rigth?



  70. 70

    Wondrful, Perez. You should show your endearing, self-depricating, humorous side more often. Makes people identify with you more. And will increase your posts.
    Love you,
    Liz

  71. Cindy says – reply to this


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    He HAS to laugh at himself. Cuz….He is a FOOL!!! And…remember? It's ALL about HIM!! Don't be fooled by how he's pretending he can make fun of himself.

  72. Katie says – reply to this


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    Awwww - you're so cute Perez :)
    You just totally made my day! Muah!

  73. eug says – reply to this


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    its really great that you can make fun of yourself, too. you have a good sense of humor perez :)

    &&&you look soo good with all your workouts! :D

  74. WHOA says – reply to this


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    Wow I never,ever thought I would be sayin this to u Perez but your lookin good thanx to ur weight loss,and thats a funny title Gayrinch hahahaahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  75. meme says – reply to this


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    Oh Perez Honey, that was a worthy giggle !
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    Proud of you for having enought self-worth to be able to tease about yourself !

  76. P! says – reply to this


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    Pretty eyes Perez!!!!



  77. 77

    And yet, The Grinch is still nicer.

  78. ro says – reply to this


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    How dare you insult the grinch.

    Replace the grinch's picture with a pile of steaming shit and there you go. Separated by a bowel movement.

  79. pensi says – reply to this


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    wow, Perez is really going bald…………Time to call the Hair CLub for men!…….
    P.S. You can only keep your eye brows raised like that for so long in a lame attempt to disguise that you dont have a majorly receding hairline.

  80. ANNA says – reply to this


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    ahaha!that was nice P Nasty,but you should dye your hair green again.it would look perfect on u.and of course Grinch is the shit!it's my favorite Christmas movie.i never miss it the last yrs.i don't know why but, although Christmas is the most depressing period of the year for me,the Grinch makes me feel a lot better.

  81. Lili says – reply to this


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    Hola Perez, solo queria comentarte que te vez muy guapo en esa foto, el cabello y tus cejas obscuras, resaltan el tono de tu piel y de tus ojos.
    Loving it!!
    xoxox

  82. allyb says – reply to this


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    perez ure looking really good with the weight loss if u were straight i would be all over that and more looking real sexy!!

  83. mish says – reply to this


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    LMAO perez you're amazing I love this!!!! hahaha, lookin good! ;)

  84. linds says – reply to this


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    hahahaha. i love your sense of humor. its always good to poke fun at yourself sometimes. hilarious.



  85. 85

    Perez, you look like John C Reilly from Boogie Nights in this pic! Sweeeet!

  86. Rosie says – reply to this


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    HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

  87. Geri says – reply to this


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    Ha! No way - you have to put that pic of the Grinch up and a pic of that sick father from Austria - Josef Fritzl - he is totally the grinch!

  88. T says – reply to this


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    Perez I visited the mall yesterday and went into Hot Topic. Your line of clothes were right at the front. I must say that your clothes looked HIDEOUS and even more cheap and ugly in person than they looked online. No one was looking at your section except for me. I asked a fellow employee how your line was doing and she said "It's terrible, it's not selling hardly anything at all!" HAHAHAHA. Admit it Perez, you failed with your clothing launch. Suck it up!

  89. AnA_M says – reply to this


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    way to go perez ! LoL i love u and i love the grinch because i am a grinch !!

    *MexicO*
    *AnA*

  90. KB says – reply to this


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    Did you know…. what you hate in other people is usually something you see in yourself?

    I get it now with your dislike of Rumers Chin!!!! Your a GAYSPUD!!!!!! Your chin is the same as Rumers!!!!

  91. Mel says – reply to this


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    Nah I dont see the resemblance … you're uglier.

  92. Fidel says – reply to this


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    Hey numbnuts …… Why the long face?
    You should do one with you and Mr. Ed.

  93. Liz says – reply to this


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    OMG you are so twins. too funny.

  94. Liz says – reply to this


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    OMG you are so twins. too funny.

  95. Jessi says – reply to this


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    Re: Stacy
    I TOTALLY AGREE!!! I'm glad I read throught the comments

  96. chik says – reply to this


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    wow
    ^ -
    0.o

  97. Steve says – reply to this


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    Perez, even if you lose the weight… You'll still have a USED TO BE FAT FACE!!!

  98. alex says – reply to this


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    yesss. you r the same, ugly nd stupid!

  99. VS says – reply to this


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    TSAB! Twins seperated at birth! LMAO!



  100. 100

    Really!

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