Poor, poor Kourt.
Now, reports are coming out that Disick knows what he's doing, and how to make it better. What remains though, is whether he can actually do that.
The source says of Disick:
He wipes his butt when he poops!
Barack Obama and his wife, Michelle, are just like us, y'all.
The political couple and hopeful future first lady and President of the United States grace the cover of the new issue of Us Weekly.
The National Enquirer is next!