Aliana Lohan Is A Troll!
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She's slowly crawling herself from the Z list to the D!
It's being reported that little Ali Lohan is currently the top choice for director John Carl Buechler's lead role in the remake of his 1986 classic, Troll.
LaLohan Jr. auditioned for the role of Eunice St. Clair.
That must be a mistake. She's PERFECT for the role of the troll!!!!!
Eunice is the one who helps Harry Potter, Jr. fight the evil Torok the Troll.
And no, there's no relation to the Harry Potter books by J.K. Rowling. That is, unless she borrowed the name from the movie.
We wonder….
Buechler says of Ali, "She was great. The camera loves her. She's a really good actress…I am personally going to fight for her."
Riiiiight.
We have a feeling Dina Lohan is jealous she's not in the movie!
[Image via WENN.]
i would cum in her ass anytime.
:)
i agree with the heading
ew, 42 yr old troll
FIRST woot woot
she's so gross
ewewwww
so gross.
first!
She is such a little twat, I hope her 'career' in the entertainment biz is VERY short lived.
first bitches1!!
EWWW! That is just wrong on so many levels! As cheezy as the original Troll was, it was still great! As cheezy as Ali Lohan is, she is NOT great!
MAYBE SHE WON'T BE SUCH A BOMB LIKE HER SISTER …LOL.. NEVERMIND
eeew
hi
WHAT?? Is this the same little cunt from living lohans because if it is, she is god awful on screen. That guy just wants to try to pull in the preteen loser audience
Tranny
lol..her hair color is fugly
Re: G –
nope…just retarded doo doo
perez i have said this before and i wil say it again…YOU REALLY SHOULD FOCUS ON YOUR DIET MORE!
Did she have her lips done? I think 14 is a little young for that.
Ewwww, please no, anyone but her. I saw the original and it was pretty lame, but she would make it 1000 times worse. At least Noah Hathaway is going to be in it again. I love him!!
gross. she looks old
She is a troll. I am a big fan of the original and she'll never measure up to either of the Lockharts (Anne or June). She has 0 talent. She'll ruin the movie and I won't go to see it…BOO ALL OF THE LOHANS OUT OF TOWN!!!
Why not Meg RyaN! now that could work…she's washed up and passed her prime but has talent and eccentricity!
I surf your site every day - but I think there is an ethical consideration in question when you're writing in a nasty manner about a child. Plus, putting stuff like this on your site encourages creeps like "josh"
"Troll" was not a classic by any stretch of the imagination. Hollywood is getting crazy with all these remakes of second rate horror films.
She's like 14…cant you wait til she's hits puberty to write such hateful things about her?
I have pics of Mario (Perez) sucking my dick
Whats Wrong with her FACE
did she get lip injections?!! omfg!!
She doesn't look like a grown woman, but she already looks more like a woman than Lindsay, and she's only 14.
Downward turned mouth, bad hairstyle for her face, cranky, lil' old lady personality on her show. Noooo, she needs to go back to school and be an
average teen because that's what she is. Sooo not cute.
Ali & Dina Lohan ARE SO UGLY! It amazes me how they got into TV on the coat tails of Lindsay because they are FUGLY. Atleast Lindsay USED TO BE pretty before she turned trashy and peroxided her beautiful red hair to turn it orange. This family is beyond gross.
WHHHHYYYYYYY DOES SHE LOOK 40!!!!?????? SERIOUSLY CREEPY!!!
If it wasn't for the fact that LiLo is her sister, this little twit and her mom never would have made it to fame.
she is really ugly
i know she is just a kid, but she is ugly. i dont want to see movies with ugly people in them. i would save the cash & watch home movies if i wanted to see ugly people with no talent act a fool in front of a camera
Good for her! Shes so desperate for attention on "Living Lohan"…she definatly needs to place her attention and desire for attention elsewhere.If she can act, go get em!!
whoa i fuckin love that movie
Perez, you are a hater….she is only a child and you should not be so jealous. Wish her good luck as us humans with a soul should do for our fellow mankind.
That is the reason this world is so fucked up…people hating on other people.
Ok, First… people used to become stars because they loved to perform for others, to reveal everything, their very essence and being, to anyone and everyone, no questions asked. This kid here she seems completely mortified at the idea of answering a simple question from David Letterman (like any NORMAL person would). Now, Second… she is going to achieve some degree of success in the biz because she's Lindsay's little sister and the masses will be drooling at the thought of savaging her for her total lack of talent or charisma and her nepotistic entree into stardom and because there's just so much room for so many no talents on all the channels and markets and foreign neanderthals who will watch anything at all. And Finally, Third… she can't even really smile for real cause she's so badly and permanently tweaked already over all her sister's and her parents' traumas. OMG
This creapy person makes me VOMIT.
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She'd be cute if it wuzn't for that slope face she's got going on thur, U know what I'm talking about…..
I want to shoot my creamy white load all down the back of her throat and up her cunt and in her tight little asshole. Mmmmmmmm
even though its weird that a THIRTY year old gay man is bullying a FOURTEEN year old girl on a BLOG… she is kid of a brat on living lohan
She's cockeyed
boycott all Lohans so they will return to under the rock where they came from. each of them would sell the others for 5 min of fame-whoring
Perez you are talking about a 14 year old girl here…who's the troll?
Can you say collagen?
scary! who would wanna watch that on TV?
Re: josh – she's 14 you pervert..
Tell her to give it up.
Does she have a wonky Paris Hilton-like eye?
what the hell did this little b@tch do to her lips now??? and where is her wh@rish azz mother!
I might put it in her butt when they try to convince the world she is of legal age… but in reality, she will be 50.
what is up with white women and girls getting black girl lips…. damn whats wrong with your lips… your nose is long that goes with no lips… and why would her wh@rish mother let her run around looking like a littli s@ut!
Re: anony – She's 14. And?
jk rowling got the name harry potter from one of her childhood friends and neighbors.
Good! Ali can star in straight-to-DVD shit movies like her big sister. What a bunch of cunts.
SHE's 14!!!! Leave the poor girl alone!
she wears too much makeup for her age. then again, her hair and clothes are not age appropriate either!
after watching Living Lohan, i hate to say this but i like Dina more than this little obnoxious, ungrateful, spoiled brat. She has the personality of a rock. She's a know it all and believes she's a "star" already. There is no humbleness, or sweetness in this girl. At least Lindsey at her age, had a personality. If this child becomes "famous", it'll be because of the efforts of her mother shoving her down everyones throat. Not because of her talent or personality
Ummmm, she does not fit the age of any character in the film. I'd say she's even too old for Wendy and Eunice St. Clair was an old woman…..even the younger version of Eunice would be too old. And seriously…..look at Ali's lips. I think she's a pretty girl but….has she ALREADY gotten collagen injections at her young age?
eww i fucking hate her she lives in my town and her moms a super bichj hu thinks she can do anything i used to be on the soccer team w/allie she was a bitch and her mom fucking parkedon the feild when she couldent find a close enough spot allie also went to my camp where she got the best fucking treatment and could do anything she wants eww and she went to my school last year "gag" she really is a troll
It really doesn't matter if you think Ali Lohan is ugly or not. I applaud her for being so ambitious at such a young age. Think about it, she's more successful than say, Perez Hilton.
At any rate, she is a 14 year old CHILD.
What the hell is wrong with you people? Would you say this stuff to a 14 year old's face? HELL NO you wouldn't. Get you behind a computer and you have no problem talking shit about CHILDREN. Just when I thought Perez couldn't sink any lower.
And Josh #1…I hope you are under 18 because if not you are a pedophile.
Dude FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK J.K rowling
You know how many people she sued because they tried to prosper off the movie. She acknowledges that she watched the movie TROLL that came out in 86 and said it inspired her to write the movie. name of lead character who has magic powers and fights evil magic creatures in the movie troll….HARRY POTTER. But ofcourse she has no problem prospering from the movie already made… hypocrite
she's ugly!
THE WHOLE LOHAN FAMILY IS A BUNCH OF NO TALLENT LOSERS
Seriously. Someone had to get her a makeup artist. For her age WAY TOO MUCH MAKEUP. And some etiquette in walking. She walks funny!
Dear DINA LOHAN (Mother of the Year), I saw your young daughter Ali smoking cigarettes over the weekend in Soho (Mercer and Houston to be exact) during what appeared to be a shopping trip with her young friend. How does a 14 year old buy cigarettes in New York City? Smoking is bad for children, especially children with asthma.
Someone needs to teach this kid to apply lipstick properly.
Well……whats better than the whole "Im going to be me,Im gonna be original and not like my sister" gag!
Her contacts make her look cock-eyed. And yes, they're contacts.
OMG… she looks like an ALIEN…
OMG the poor kid looks like the love child of Rumer Willis and Juliette Lewis!