Cocaine Vagina

Filed under: Drugs > Wacky, Tacky & True

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During a body cavity search Portage, Wisconsin, police found 27.3 grams of cocaine inside the vagina of the woman pictured above, Shavone Reece.

Kinda looks like she's glowing!!!!

Cocaine facials, coming up at the spa!

Reece was arrested in Portage after selling cocaine, marijuana and the narcotic Diazepam to an undercover officer.

Thoughts from Portage P.D.?

"That's a lot of cocaine," said one of their detectives, Dan Pionke.

Pionke went on to say that 27 grams of coke is about the size of a golf ball.

As long as she wasn't a virgin…that would've been EZ peesy to, um store, in the vagine area, right?

Drug dealers these days, so creative!

    Posted: Jun 19, 2008 at 6:45 pm / Email this  »

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    1. me says – reply to this


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      I bet it hit her g-spot. that's why she's smiling.

    2. first says – reply to this


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      I AM FIRST

    3. FUKNO says – reply to this


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      OLD NEWS…WOMEN SMUGGLE DRUG IN THEIR VAGINAS ALL THE TIME ESP FROM THE CARIBBEAN…DUMB ASSES IN ADDITION THEY WILL STUFF BABIES TOO…..SAD BUT TRUE!

    4. me says – reply to this


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      hahaha, I was first for once! I'm taking it as a good omen. :)

    5. Antho says – reply to this


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      DAMN!!! How could she move with something the size of a golf ball up her cooch?!?!?!. She must have been like a walking orgasm lol!!

    6. Isabe says – reply to this


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      woohoo first. crackhead!!!!!



    7. 7

      Imagine snorting coke knowing it was in someone dirty girls crotch!

    8. Mee says – reply to this


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      LMFAO. Pretty clever.

    9. fgf says – reply to this


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      dfgdfg



    10. 10

      She just has that unwashed downstairs look about her.
      Just saying!

    11. sizz says – reply to this


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      who cares?!
      jamie-lynn popped out a girl this morning!
      Woo slow Perez!

    12. cc says – reply to this


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      First….and gross



    13. 13

      coke laced in snatch snot!

    14. just says – reply to this


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      She looks like she thoroughly enjoyed that search.



    15. 15

      Wow, and I thought Vagina on it's own was good enough…but if you gave her oral you'd get a buzz, too. Yes!!! :) :P

    16. Kimmy says – reply to this


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      yayyyy i am close to first!

    17. sophi says – reply to this


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      thats is disgusting and shameful, don't even bother posting things like this

    18. divin says – reply to this


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      Hey… at least she is smiling about it. Can't say it's a bad mugshot picture…

    19. Aubs says – reply to this


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      What a sick hoe….

    20. Chris says – reply to this


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      good idea i might try it

    21. edith says – reply to this


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      1.
      hhaha wow.

    22. xyz says – reply to this


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      FUCKING DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    23. EATME says – reply to this


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      I CANT WAIT TIL A NEWS HEADLINE READS:
      PEREZ HILTON GETS CAUGHT WITH A LOUISVILLE SLUGGER CONCEALED UP HIS POOPSHOOT,AND ITS STUCK CAUSE HIS GRAND CANYON POOPSHOOT WONT RELEASE THE BAT.



    24. 24

      did the police have a search warrant? How do you get a search warrant for someone's crotch?



    25. 25

      she's got some vaj-jay jay muscles LMFAO!

    26. Melis says – reply to this


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      I MADE IT TO THE FIRST PAGE!!

    27. The J says – reply to this


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      So, this is not a "celebrity" gossip site anymore, I guess? Unless Paris Hilton was her main bitch while she was doing time, I dont really give a shit about this piece of trash.

    28. Liza says – reply to this


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      wholy cannoli!



    29. 29

      With all that coke in her twat it was a cocaine douche.

    30. Ouchy says – reply to this


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      How desperate…

    31. Lauri says – reply to this


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      And all the dudes are saying BONUS!

    32. lil_g says – reply to this


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      easy?
      You shove a golf ball up your anus and see how easy that is!
      Nuva ring users can attest — that space is smaller than it looks in your sex ed books.

    33. EATME says – reply to this


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      I CANT WAIT TIL A NEWS HEADLINE READS:
      PEREZ HILTON GETS CAUGHT WITH A LOUISVILLE SLUGGER CONCEALED UP HIS POOPSHOOT,AND ITS STUCK CAUSE HIS GRAND CANYON POOPSHOOT WONT RELEASE THE BAT.
      LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
      PARIS HERPESHILTON WILL BE CALLED INTO OPERATING ROOM TO SIT ON HIS FACE TO TRY AND MAKE HIM EITHER GO STRAIGHT OR SNEEZE AND FORCE THE BAT OUT OF POOPSHOOT JUNCTION.

    34. Mo says – reply to this


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      bitches and niggas have been hiding drugs in their va jay jay's and assholes since before I was born and I am 27. That being said, I don't want to smoke shit that's been up somebody's cut. Ewww!

    35. Cayla says – reply to this


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      you're the fucking slow one

      Perez posted that earlier today

      …but nice try

    36. NI says – reply to this


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      Yay, a shout out to my hometown!



    37. 37

      EEEWWW, SO THEY DUG IN HER VA-JAYJAY??? I HATE TO SAY THIS, BUT SHE LOOKS LIKE MEL B. AKA SCARY SPICE.

    38. Pervo says – reply to this


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      I wanna snort yo' puss, sista.

    39. yuck says – reply to this


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      You should know you coke addict perez.

    40. SICKO says – reply to this


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      Looking at this skanky bag of disease, whoever had to do the search was hopefully suited up with goggles and head to toe coverage. I hope whoever did the search got hazardous duty pay. She looks like a walking STD.

    41. Julie says – reply to this


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      how did they have the right to look up her vagina?

      thats gross.

    42. Lanel says – reply to this


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      I cant stand drug whores. They all ( i dont give a fuck who you are or what you do $$ wise) make me sick… so many fucken losers taking drugs these days. Nothing makes me more sick. They all think its glamorous, cool, while they are shaking, acting like dumbass, stink, and are real idiots. Its sad how many losers in l.a. or other places think they are so much more cool doing that stupid shit. Even pot makes me ill. BTW adrianne curry makes me ill.

    43. cass says – reply to this


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      Re: sizz – Umm…Perez already posted that about jamie, he posted the babys sex and name! duh..

    44. kate says – reply to this


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      my aunt and uncle used to live in portage….

    45. Sarah says – reply to this


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      Oh psh, users and dealers have been doing this for forever. It happens all the time.

    46. jesus says – reply to this


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      you HAVE to be desperate if you're snorting cocaine that was once stored in a stinky vagina…

    47. sam says – reply to this


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      god, that is disgusting. who would want to smoke something that was in her damn crotch. that s**t is nasty.



    48. 48

      Those big vagina women are getting away with murder.



    49. 49

      so, where was she when she got the cavity search? Jail?

    50. kate says – reply to this


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      Women do this a lot. Drugs get stuffed in all kinds of body orfices. Haven't you ever heard of mules from Columbia? If the coke busted, she would of OD. Too bad it didn't. Drug dealers are filth.

    51. eug says – reply to this


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      she looks pretty pumped about having cocaine in her vagina.

    52. eug says – reply to this


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      Re: kate – "my aunt and uncle used to live in portage."

      that means nothing. wtf. is this your aunt?

    53. Blair says – reply to this


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      why is this post worthy? Druggies do this shit all the time. Have you never heard about people putting drugs in balloons and then swallowing them? Then they crap them out and use them or sell them, it's disgusting.

    54. CS says – reply to this


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      Golf ball size? holy sh*t. Anyways, I'm glad to see such intellectual people representing my home state!! UGH

    55. Chanc says – reply to this


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      Thats a good story, but that 'hiding' spot is OLD NEWS. People have been hiding drugs up their VAGINA and ASS since 1910. Look that up.

    56. Elija says – reply to this


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      Holy shit! She's a natural beauty!

    57. Ike says – reply to this


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      I was waiting for the interesting part of this post to see what it was about this story that made it worth posting. Never found it.

    58. BryGu says – reply to this


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      Looks like Scary Spice. Actually better!

    59. weeee says – reply to this


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      27 grams would be bigger then a golf ball,unless its been fucked with many times and is just complete powder

    60. ks says – reply to this


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      That's why people who use coke sometimes get terrible abcesses from the staph germs from something like this. Could you imagine?

    61. fu says – reply to this


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      Golf ball that's nothing. Babies shoot out of there!

    62. jesse says – reply to this


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      Thats sad i hope she get off crack!!jesse

    63. Rx says – reply to this


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      Diazepam is NOT a narcotic, it's the chemical name for Valium.

    64. Ben says – reply to this


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      Actually it would be more the the size of a baseball. Thats .7 of a gram away from an ounce which is alot of cocaine.

    65. aj says – reply to this


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      27 grams is a fuck of alot bigger than a golf ball unless it's straight from Columbia, goddamn~~~

    66. duh says – reply to this


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      Just for the record…Diazepam is not a narcotic. And there's nothing creative about this….druggies have been doing it forever,

    67. Ian says – reply to this


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      Damn, she does look really happy! What the hell did they do in her vagina?? I wish they'd give me that cavity search….I'll have what she's having.

    68. adria says – reply to this


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      EEEEEEWWWWWW

    69. danil says – reply to this


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      it's called "hooping", and it is nothin new

    70. saywh says – reply to this


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      WTF Is this just another street Ho or some kind of Hollywood HO?

    71. Lila says – reply to this


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      You know, they make little plastic tampon-like capsules that could easily store 27 grams, if not more

      not like I have experience in this area or anything….

    72. ugh says – reply to this


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      I live in Portage, and this girl is always in trouble. From owing the hotel I work at a few hundred bucks (for taking off and not paying her bill) to filling her gas tank and driving off. She's a real winner. When she stayed at the hotel I work at, she would have her children sit in the hallway for hours at a time… So, I can bet she was using that cooch for smuggling something other than coke…

    73. lmfao says – reply to this


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      its only funny bc perez hilton does drugs too (L)

    74. BB says – reply to this


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      Um Perez, it's not exactly crazy - that's how ppl have been smuggling drugs forever, and men put it in their anal cavities - why to you think they have cavity searches in the 1st place?

    75. sad says – reply to this


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      Perez caters to:
      ……………………….
      people with no lives
      mental midgets
      mean people
      dumb people
      bitter people
      degenerates
      paranoids
      morons
      racists
      bigots
      malicious people
      depressed people
      people with no talent
      people with no ambition
      people with to much time on their hands
      This is fun add your own…………………….

    76. britt says – reply to this


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      haha i live near there! WISCONSIN REPRESENT THE COKE HEADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    77. Nicol says – reply to this


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      Soo not surprised. I live 25 minutes from that town and it's the nastiest place, filled with river rat rednecks.

    78. Dumba says – reply to this


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      Stupid ass sows.

    79. doc says – reply to this


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      Diazepam is not a narcotic

    80. Rory says – reply to this


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      Re: doc – That's right. It is the chemical name for the drug Valium. It is a benzodiazepine, or minor tranquiliser, often used by people who take cocaine and other stimulants to come down. If you are going to post this stuff, get it right. But is it really what people come to this site to read? People get busted for hiding drugs in their body cavities all the time. It's not even news.

    81. Andre says – reply to this


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      Re: sad – YOU
      IDIOT WHO ARE U TO CRITICIZE
      DAMB ASS

    82. Holli says – reply to this


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      …the only more disturbing people are the ones who would buy the cocaine that's been in this womans peesch….

    83. Mered says – reply to this


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      Druggies can be some of the worst pieces of trash on this planet. You basically sell your soul to drugs, so after the deal with the devil has been completed, you are basically nothing but a hollow vessel with a pulse and one minute brain cell flickering around like a soon to be extinguished candle. What kind of disgusting human being hides cocaine up their vagina — the kind that has absolutely no soul, like the animal pictured above >_

    84. iuyyo says – reply to this


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      Wow, you really are an idiot. Not every woman's cooch is tight just because she's a virgin. Ever hear of DILDOS? You should be familiar with them; you are one.

    85. WTF says – reply to this


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      dam and it's dry in Albuquerque! I'll take some of the weed and the D's

    86. bitch says – reply to this


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      Thats using your va-jay-jay.

    87. Me says – reply to this


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      dont she look like shavon from the real world?

    88. Tight says – reply to this


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      If I have a tight one..yes I do..I can still shove a cock bigger then a maglite in me..so a golf ball size is nothing



    89. 89

      ummmm, not only are drugs wrong, but thats nasty too! Snorting some vajayjay scented coke!WTF!!???!!!

    90. bob says – reply to this


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      Re: sizz

      I care more about a crack whore drug mule than Jamie Lynn Spears.

    91. omg says – reply to this


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      Drug dealers these days? This isn't anything new. Why do you think the cavity search was invented?

    92. Hija says – reply to this


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      and it was her choice?!?

      please never gossip blog about drug dealing again. unless it gets us readers off drugs.

      thanks.

    93. Melos says – reply to this


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      Cocaine's a Hell of a Drug!
      -Rick James

    94. choco says – reply to this


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      Hey, just wanted to say that i'm proud of all the posts here for not making any racist comments. With Barack Obama running for president, there's racist comments everywhere you look, and i think all of you here are better people for not going that route. Proud of you, kiss, kiss!

    95. nate says – reply to this


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      Notice to cocaine snorters everywhere: Your blow may have been up a hole! Yikes!

    96. wai says – reply to this


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      Diazepam is not a narcotic. It's a benzodiazepam derivative, which is an antianxiolytic. Narcotics would be opioids such as heroin, vicodin, oxycontin, etc. And to "search" a vagina, you don't actually have to manually search it. You can just ask a woman to squat and cough. Most women can't hold stuff in there while doing that manuever.

    97. wai says – reply to this


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      Diazepam is not a narcotic. It's a benzodiazepam derivative, which is an antianxiolytic. Narcotics would be opioids such as heroin, vicodin, oxycontin, etc. And to "search" a vagina, you don't actually have to manually search it. You can just ask a woman to squat and cough. Most women can't hold stuff in there while doing that manuever.

    98. corey says – reply to this


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      Damn you know that bitch is blown out

    99. ***Ni says – reply to this


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      Novacaine COOCH!!!!
      NOW THATS WHAT I CALL "FISHscale"!!!!
      I bet after that the Green Bay Packers could Run a Choo-Choo on her and she wouldnt feel a thing!!!

    100. ameri says – reply to this


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      Stop clutching your pearls queen. A) You know from cocaine. B) You know from stuffing various and sundry up the hooha. I knew an ER doc who removed a small toolbox from a rectal cavity. The body is a wonderland.

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