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"Woman Sues Victoria's Secret, Claims Injury From Defective Thong"

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Woman Sues Victoria's Secret, Claims Injury From Defective Thong

A Los Angeles woman claims she was injured by her Victoria's Secret thong, prompting her to sue the underwear manufacturer.

The plaintiff in the case, Macrida Patterson, 52, attributed the May 2007 injury to a Victoria's Secret "low-rise v-string," according to a court document posted on The Smoking Gun.

Patterson's lawyer told The Smoking Gun that a "design problem" caused a decorative metallic piece on the underwear to fly up and hit Patterson in the eye while she was putting the underwear on.

Patterson's product liability lawsuit was filed in Los Angeles Superior Court last week.

The Smoking Gun reported that, prior to the lawsuit, officials from Victoria's Secret had asked to see the offending underwear but were refused by Patterson's lawyer.

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  1. tara says – reply to this


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    HAHAHA thats really funny

  2. rammy says – reply to this


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    HAHAHAHA i always knew floss up your ass was lethal

  3. alex says – reply to this


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    i saw her on the today show– she clearly needed an extra large thong.

  4. Sabs says – reply to this


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    First!

    This woman is an f'n loser!

  5. Kiki says – reply to this


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    Can I be the first to say… GO COMMANDO if you can't handle a thong.

  6. shrim says – reply to this


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    It really would not surprise me, the quality of VS sucks!!! Quit getting the 5 yr olds in china to make your products!!!!

  7. Ross says – reply to this


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    this reminds me of the finger in the chili!

  8. Me says – reply to this


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    wow…52 and wearing a thong. I think it's a sign from the VS Gods not to wear one.

  9. hahaa says – reply to this


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    beware of underwear!

    (2nd?)

  10. emmz says – reply to this


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    nooiiiice

  11. efron says – reply to this


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    stupid

  12. Lola says – reply to this


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    Wow, first for two posts in a row? Ha ha Perez, I'm the only person in the world on your site right now. Turkey!

  13. Canel says – reply to this


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    I'm sorry, but a 52 should not be wearing thongs, not matter how good you look. That's could be someone's grandma, disgusting. This lawsuit is bullshit, people just trying to make a quick buck.

  14. Atika says – reply to this


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    First I thought that thong has cut her cornhole ;-)
    But it allegedly injured her EYE (??)
    Sooo stupid!!!

  15. britt says – reply to this


    15

    first!

  16. lool says – reply to this


    16

    wow

  17. mg says – reply to this


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    haha!! bitches!

  18. diana says – reply to this


    18

    why is someone that age wearing a thong?

  19. lm says – reply to this


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    thats cause there is no offending undies and she is lying!!!!!!!!!!

  20. kayyy says – reply to this


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    First.
    What an idiot.

  21. ynot says – reply to this


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    you're supposed to wear this over your cootch, not on your head. unless you're at a party. what a moron.

  22. layal says – reply to this


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    looooooool idiot

  23. Kris says – reply to this


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    I work at VS. I know which ones shes probably talking about because most do not have little metal pieces. For that little piece to fly with that much force that lady must be an XL trying to fit into an XS. dumbass.

  24. Nadin says – reply to this


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    UNBELIEVABLE! God protect America!

  25. dude says – reply to this


    25

    Since when 52 year olds aren't allowed to wear thongs anymore? jeez.

  26. alisa says – reply to this


    26

    wow I am first!!!



  27. 27

    i HEARD EDDiE, JOBO & ERiCA TELL YOU THiS TiD-BiT ON THE RADiO iN CHiCAGO YESTERDAY MORNiNG. YOU SHOULD TELL JOBO THAT YOU POSTED SOMETHiNG ABOUT THiS STORY. HE WOULD BE SO PROUD OF HiMSELF.



  28. 28

    WTF!!! bitch, those draws were not made for your wrinkely ass!!!!

  29. Tabby says – reply to this


    29

    Hilar!!

  30. Erica says – reply to this


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    This woman was injured by a product that an inspector did not thoroughly check. It is a viable case. I feel bad for her that it was a pair of underwear. Its embarrassing and obviously all of these idiots that post comments are going to point that out.

  31. karen says – reply to this


    31

    that is so dumb!…the things people do these days to try to get some money!!

  32. amand says – reply to this


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    what the hell.. seriously thats a risk you're willing to take when wearing a garment with decals… it'd be like someone wearing a button-up shirt suing the company cuz a button flew up and hit them… you obviously know the buttons are there, and that they could detach …. seriously if i was the judge id just give her a fucking fine or some shit for being so ignorant

  33. Schmo says – reply to this


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    52 and wearing a thong from Victoria Secret…ewwww

  34. Stevi says – reply to this


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    And they found a lawyer that actually was willing to take the case HAHAHAHAHAHA! Just shows what bottom dwelling scum suckers they are…

  35. ashle says – reply to this


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    hahaha!!! what did a 52 year old woman want with a thong anyway? and just the fact that it injured her eye of all unlikely places is hilarious

  36. wtf says – reply to this


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    Who the fuck are you to tell people what they should or shouldn't wear? maybe the woman wanted to be sexy for her husband or something? if she's 52 then cannot be sexy anymore and just roll over and die? fucking idiots

  37. FrAnK says – reply to this


    37

    What the hell was she doin' buyin' thongs? She's 52…..she should be gettin' Granny Panties! LOL!

  38. MamaL says – reply to this


    38

    WHEN PANTIES ATTACK!

  39. Amar says – reply to this


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    Ok I saw this woman on the TODAY show this morning and my guess is this "healthy" lady maybe didn't fit correctly in a VS thong and therefore it busted open. Reminds me when my friend in high school wore a tight shirt and a button flew off from it being too tight. It sounds like her fault, not VS.

  40. vanes says – reply to this


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    Re: Canel
    Canel any woman has a right to wear thongs. WTF is wrong with you? Life isn't over at 52 you know geez.
    Anyway in this country you can sue anyone for anything so i'm not surprised this is happening.

  41. vain says – reply to this


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    YEA WHEN A FAT ASS TRIES TO PUT ON A SMALL THONG AND STRETCHES THE HELL OUT OF IT, OF COURSE EVERYTHING IS GOING TO POP OFF!!!!! COMMON FREAKIN SENSE. DUMBASS I HOPE SHE LOSES AND FEELS EMBARASSED

  42. daisy says – reply to this


    42

    Women of all ages wear thongs to prevent those ugly 'panty lines'. I don't think your age has anything to do with it. She obviously wants $$.



  43. 43

    We have a new stunt for Jackass III The Movie. We can have Johnny Knoxville try on thongs!

  44. melis says – reply to this


    44

    Haha! What a loser. Of all the places underwear can make you uncomfortable, it's this bitch's eye. HAHA.

  45. ya ri says – reply to this


    45

    Whatever- this women is money hungry.

  46. f'er says – reply to this


    46

    I saw this watermelon eater on CNN with her gook lawyer. how he could sit next to her and say she deserves $$$ for this without laughing was beyond me. there is NO way a thong should be on that fried chicken eatin ass. funny, when VS asked to see the offending drawers, her and her lawyer refused to allow them to examine them. hummmmm…..I wonder why?? was she trying to cram that XXL black booty into XS undies…….anyone remember the old hag that had to be told McD's coffee was HOT??? she got paid, and I am sure this sista will too……

  47. WTF A says – reply to this


    47

    wait just ONE freakin minute!!!!!!!!!! what is a 52 year old woman doing wearing a low rise V string anyway????

  48. Britt says – reply to this


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    I work for a Victoria's Secret and unless the woman ripped the thong in the back it's basically impossible for it to do that! I know exactly which ones she was probably wearing and that's just insane, they were a very popular style. She's just crazy!

  49. nasty says – reply to this


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    Can you picture the judges face when he reads this in court……I couldnt do it I would laugh so damn hard. Why is this grandma buying thongs in the first place, maybe she thought she was going to get some and she wanted to be sexy. !LOL! !LOL! !LOL!



  50. 50

    Only in america…

  51. mrs H says – reply to this


    51

    1. Americans sue over the most ridiculous things. Have you no common sense, shame or decency?
    2. Thongs are not attractive on anyone
    3. She must have been stretching that thong quite a lot for the metal thingy to fly off at a speed enough to cause injury
    4. VS should sue her for wasting their time and money

  52. Fred says – reply to this


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    Ah you sue happy americans - always hoping to make a quick buck off of someone else.

  53. ughhh says – reply to this


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    Ewww. F'ing pig. Maybe you shouldn't be wearing a "v string" when you're 52. Uh. I hate people. She was obviously LOOKING for a reason to sue someone….anyone. A little late on this month's bills, perhaps? Pig.

  54. Alli says – reply to this


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    i saw her on today too. i have seen way to many itty bitty thongs sticking out of the top of pants by larger woman who need bigger ones….girlfriend probably bought one that was too small.

  55. meeee says – reply to this


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    Re: Fred

    Believe me….I am NOT proud to call these people fellow Americans. And thankfully, we are not all like this. I promise

  56. Nicol says – reply to this


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    I saw this on CNN and it said she was trying them on in the fitting room.

    I work for VS and the fact that she was trying them on is the first thing she should have known not to do…unless she was trying them on over her other underwear. Not only is it stupid, but it's disgusting. Is anyone else going to want to wear those things?

    It was probably the SLT's.

  57. f u f says – reply to this


    57

    In response to you, f'er (post # 46), you are a racist, ignorant ass. Really, "gook"? "fried chicken eatin ass" i hope you get banned from commenting. it's people like you who make the rest of us look bad.

    and as for this woman… seriously? why would you sue VS? stupid.

  58. GNR says – reply to this


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    SO SAD!!!!!!!

  59. Ailee says – reply to this


    59

    The lady was on the "Today's" show with her lawyer and there is a video- check it out.

  60. meme says – reply to this


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    I saw that werido LOSER on the Today Show this a.m.
    -
    -
    Spare me — she's a LOSER and she's trying to make money. Simply put — Judges NEED to throw these types of retarded law suits out.
    -
    -
    Anyone has the "right" to sue — But the Courts are here to uphold the standards, and ridiculous law suits like this should never, ever see the light of day

  61. KARIN says – reply to this


    61

    I DONT THINK U GUYS REALIZE THAT YOU ARE DISCRIMINATING SOMEONE BECAUSE OF HER AGE… THATS JUST AS BAD AS RACISM… "WHY IS THAT WOMAN BUYING AFRICAN HAIR PRODUCTS, SHES WHITE" SAME JUDGEMENTAL SHIT! AGEISM IS JUST AS BAD AS ANY OTHER -ISM… SO STOP BEING IGNORANT AND REALIZE THAT JUDGING SOMEONE BECAUSE OF THEIR AGE WONT GET U ANYWHERE… SO GIVE IT UP! U AGEIST FUCKS!

    NOT ONLY THAT U GUYS MUST BE LIKE 12 YEARS OLD TO THINK THAT 52 IS OLD… GROW THE HELL UP!!! MY MOM IS 52 AS WELL AND HAS A 6 PACK AND IS A PERSONAL TRAINER… I DARE SOMEONE TO SAY SHE CANT WEAR A THONG… MADONNA IS 50 SOMETHING AND IF SHE WORE A THONG ITD BE OK RIGHT??? WHEN UR 52 UR NOT AN OLD WRINKLY LADY! WHAT PEOPLE WEAR UNDER THEIR CLOTHES IN NONE OF UR BUSINESS AND DOES NOT NEED UR APPROVAL, PEOPLE!

  62. jessi says – reply to this


    62

    what a f'in loser. she needs to get a life. what is with everyone these days? they find a large co and then find a way to sue.

    don't people work for a living anymore?
    get a life loser.

  63. eilee says – reply to this


    63

    what the hell is a 52 year old doing wearing a v-string? FOUL

  64. juuju says – reply to this


    64

    haha nice advertisement right below.

  65. yaya says – reply to this


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    thats the dumbest shit i ever heard. that women needs to find a real job if she want money. she probably spend more money on a lawyer than wat she earns n what shes going to get from the ridiculous lawsuit

  66. chloe says – reply to this


    66

    hahah I buy stuff at vicky's secret all the time..I love that store. that lady just wants money, don't discriminate against a great store.

  67. ha says – reply to this


    67

    Re: Erica – YOU FEEL SORRY FOR SOMEONE WHO IS SCAMMING VS! plz!!

  68. MSH says – reply to this


    68

    why would there even be a metallic piece material in a thong? The truth is that she had trouble with her little sex toy and doesn't want to admit it. Ha what a loser.

  69. Bree says – reply to this


    69

    Well if they cant see it then how can they know for sure?

  70. KaTaL says – reply to this


    70

    Hey! I'm 53 and I still wear thong underwear! Altho I must say- I know how to put them on without putting out my eye! lol

  71. JENN says – reply to this


    71

    LADY….. GET A LIFE (AND A JOB)

  72. kris says – reply to this


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    Re: KARIN – Ageist? what the hell hahahahaha. oooh that's dumb.

  73. Owmye says – reply to this


    73

    There is not a 52 year old on this earth who looks good in a thong! Her eye injury was just Gods way of blinding her so she can continue to decieve herself into thinking she looks good in the mirror.
    Thanks God!!

  74. Tikko says – reply to this


    74

    I think this story is messed up? I'd heard it was PEREZ who was suing because the thong pinched his teeny tiny little sausage when he drove?

  75. x says – reply to this


    75

    ew 50 year olds shouldn't even wear thongs

  76. Macri says – reply to this


    76

    I swear I wear a small. If VS lied to me then they need to pay me. I am not an extra large or queen size, baby. I am a small, so when I stretched that itty-bitty thong over my calf and the metal bracket broke, you can imagne my surprise! I had to move my head all the way down near my belly to get that piece of metal to hit me in the eye, in fact it took one or two tries…oh, and I don't want to work to hard no more…Look out, McDonalds, your coffee may still be too hot for me!!!
    -Macreda

  77. wtf says – reply to this


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    Yes, that is called ageism. you dumb fuck.

  78. sd says – reply to this


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    Hahaha what was she doing putting thong in her age - 52? lol … funny. She probably didnt even know how to put it on hahahah , she was trying to figure it out when it popped and hit her in her eye… lol i love Victoria Sec. and all but enough with the thongs, especially with bodysuits.

  79. Gwen says – reply to this


    79

    Typical Democrat.



  80. 80

    STUPID BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Did anyone else see this fucktard on the TODAY show?

    Her lawyer is a dumb fuck who kept looking around for the answsers to tuff questions and she looks like a dumb money grubbing bitch…very attitudie! She is why people stereotype black woman as "angry women with attitudes" watch the clip and you'll see exactly what I'm talking about. I know that's not a fair stereotype and it's unfortunate that stupid bitches like her help to perpetuate the stereotype.

  81. umm says – reply to this


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    Re: Owmye
    Grow up you ignorant moron. There are plenty of women over 50 who look great and have a hot body. Take Madonna for example, who is almost 50 and has a body to die for. In her last video shes dancing around in her underwear and she looks fuck awesome. And yes i definately WOULD.

  82. Lance says – reply to this


    82

    I saw this "woman" on the news she looks older than 52 and I am pretty sure that if this metal piece "flew" off and hit her in the eye was due to the stress on the material. She won't even turn over the thong so that they can be examined. I bet that she was wearing an xtra small instead of the xtra large she clearly should have been wearing.

  83. Suzan says – reply to this


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    Wow, where is the humanity in people these days, from people saying she is to old to be wearing a thong, to having a wrinkly old ass, to be too fat, when it said nothing about her size. While I think it is crazy to sue over something so trivial I have issue with people attacking her for age and size. Get a life people, you too (God willing) will be in your 50's.

  84. cachi says – reply to this


    84

    Wow this bitch is so stupid…..this is whats wrong with the world today people making stupid lawsuits just to get rich quick….first off what the hell is a 52 year old women doing wearing a thong can we say a bit nasty…..and second how in the world was she putting it on streched it out or what they is no way anything has ever flew of my chonies while putting them on??? Who knows i dont think this case is going to get very far……

  85. Rose says – reply to this


    85

    This is OLD Perez!!! Keep up!!

  86. I$4B3 says – reply to this


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    Re: tara – AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  87. reem says – reply to this


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    Whats wrong with a 52yr old wearing a thong? The issue here is a money grubber. Plus VS stuff sucks big time. this is just purely entertaining

  88. chip says – reply to this


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    maby if she would buy underwear that fit and not try to wear it 3 sizes too small that would not have happened?

  89. Vet says – reply to this


    89

    Ok, just watched this and I have to say, get a bigger thong. It broke cause your ass is too big! And even if it wasn't, how did the piece on the back of the thong hit her in the eye? was she pulling it apart in her face? seems fishy. and to sue over this? lawyer says that VS didn't care about her emails at first, and then suddenly says that they asked to see the thong? damn lawyers and their lying skills. she's gonna get nothing but laughed at in this case.

  90. truth says – reply to this


    90

    why is a 52 year old wearing a thong in the first place?

  91. Sara says – reply to this


    91

    this is why 52 year old women shouldn't wear "low-rise v-string" panties in the first place.

  92. NO NA says – reply to this


    92

    IM NOT 52 IM 40 AND NICE FIT AT 125LBS. AND STILL DONT OR WOULDNT WEAR THOSE SHITTIY THONG UNDIES ID RATHER FEEL COMFORTABLE WITH HANES NOT VS JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE VS BIG DEAL FOR THONGS OK!!!!!!!

  93. spike says – reply to this


    93

    THIS IS SO AMERICAN hahahaha losers

  94. kris says – reply to this


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    Re: wtf – yes, you are ridiculous. If you add "-ism" onto any word then you have a judgemental person. I guess that means I have "stupidasspeopleism."
    Jesus Christ, it's not a big deal. Everybody thinks everyone else is out to get them but the world doesn't revolve around you.

  95. Jamie says – reply to this


    95

    Obviously she needed a bigger size! Money diggin loser

  96. THONG says – reply to this


    96

    I'm 47, weigh 120 and work out every day. I wear thongs and I love them and will continue to wear thongs until i'm 101. Maybe this woman had a fat ass and the pull and friction caused an inertia which catapulted the metal right into her eye.



  97. 97

    wow

  98. kelle says – reply to this


    98

    the thought of a 52 year old woman wearing o thong hurts my head…ugh…lol



  99. 99

    i'm laughing my gawd damn ass off!
    and her getting hit in the eye makes it even funnier!



  100. 100

    Re: Kris – ROFLMAO
    this story is hilarious!

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