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Living on Prayers

Filed under: TV News > Wilmer Valderrama > Z List

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There might be some hope for TV hasbeens Matthew Perry and Wilmer Valderrama.

Both have landed leading roles in pilots.

Unfortunately, a pilot don't mean much sometimes cuz there's a chance it won't hit the airwaves.

Former Friend Perry is set to do a dark comedy pilot with Showtime called The End of Steve. A Showtime suit says, "This role will show fans that he can be not only funny but also reach to some dark places. It will be a departure from the way America thinks of Matthew. This is the beginning of a really exciting journey."

Sounds THRILLING.

Lohan's ex-BF, Wilmer, is going back to Fox — the former home of his only TV That 70's Show — for his pilot, The Emancipation of Ernesto. Valderrama will play a "guileless innocent embarking on an epic quest to find his father amid a Los Angeles landscape polluted with excess.' The story is said to be in the spirit of the classic Steve Martin comedy The Jerk.

Good luck, boys!

If your shows do make it on air, let's hope for your careers' sake they're on for more than just a season.

[Images via WENN.]



63 comments to “Living on Prayers”

  1. asdf says – reply to this
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    wow

  2. ?? says – reply to this
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    first

  3. tre says – reply to this
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    i kinda feel sorry for them

  4. mandy says – reply to this
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    first

  5. mandy says – reply to this
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    woohooo

  6. jazz says – reply to this
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    Leave Matthew Perry alone!!!!! He is an awesome actor - watch him in friends - he has excellent range. Least he doesn't make a living dissing on people. What the hell of u done, u made a job out of putting people down!!!!!!!

    MATTHEW PERRY ROCKS!!!!!

  7. NotDu says – reply to this
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    Fox Force Five here we come!!!

  8. amand says – reply to this
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    not first!

  9. SB says – reply to this
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    Matthew Perry is awesome! leave him alone.

    Your just an insecure idiot who feels better by putting other people down. Do u ever say anything nice about anyone???

  10. Whate says – reply to this
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    :) If it lasts a year it will OUTLAST PEREZs HAIR YOU BALD SNAGGLE TOOTHED DOUCHE :)

  11. xoxo says – reply to this
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    Seriously…. Matthew Perry and Wilmer Valderama have ZERO in common and are in totally different leagues. Matthew Perry doesn't need to work another day in his life, while Wilmer is probably barely scraping by these days. Apples and Oranges, definitely not in the same situation here.

  12. vanit says – reply to this
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    um, matthew perry cannot be a has been. No "Friends" can be has beens, like the M*A*S*H and Cosby Show casts: their all part of classic american television. Friends is on like 6 times a day in this country alone and Matthew's stinkin' rich so you betta recongize mista hilton!

  13. kjggk says – reply to this
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    Perry is not a has been! So he hasn't been on a hit TV show since Friends.. he made MILLIONS off that show. That's enough to retire or take a break for a while.

  14. Jules says – reply to this
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    Valderrama does the voice for Handy Manny on Disney Channel. He's not exactly a hasbenn with kids. HAHA.

  15. Taylo says – reply to this
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    (((AND))) (((THE))) (((FRIENDS))) (((CURSE))) (((CONTINUES)))!!!!!!!!! :D

  16. LoveM says – reply to this
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    awe, Matthew Perry is good and funny…Wilmer is a TOOL

  17. derel says – reply to this
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    You are so FUCKING STUPID! Did it ever occur to you that these guys, or Jennifer Anniston, or so many other actors aren't working because they don't need to, NOT because they can't get a job? If I made upwards of $120M off of original salaries and residuals (like the friends cast, for instance) I'd take some time off too. And I would also have the financial freedom to take more chances the way Matthew Perry has.

    Seriously, Perez, for someone who is a Hollywood player, you sure have no clue how the business works. Maybe you should take an adult education class down at the Y and learn the ropes. You might not sound so ignorant when you are blogging about the people you wish you could star-fuck.

  18. 18

    The Jonas Brothers are too "Jewish-looking" to NOT have SOME Isreal bloodline in them. Just looooooooooooooooooook at their tanned Middle Eastern skin, curly black hair. It's very apparent those boys are circumcised.
    ***
    edit: Whoops! Wrong blog. Jonas Bros. = SECRETLY Jewish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  19. SMEXY says – reply to this
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    you wanna tap me? ;)

  20. yup says – reply to this
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    Re: Jules – thanks for letting everyone know that Jules… i have a 4 yr old who LOVES the show handy manny. Its very popular too… he plays the main charectors voice in the show…

  21. Danny says – reply to this
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    These two are still big stars. Isn't a little early to use the term "has-been"? You want to talk has-beens, talk to me.

  22. katie says – reply to this
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    perez you are an idiot. the risiduals that these 2 are making off of their past success is more than you'll ever see in your fat miserable life. get a clue.

  23. k says – reply to this
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    Actually, valderama has done other t.v. he was host of a show called " Yo' Mama". A competition style show in which competitors tried to one up each other with the best "Yo' Mama" joke I think it was for MTV, but I could be wrong. I'm not sying it was any good, but let's be accurate.

  24. WAM says – reply to this
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    Poor Wilmer has lowered himself to doing OP (Ocean Pacific) ads for Wal Mart, saw the flyer today! So sad…he must really need money!

  25. DEERR says – reply to this
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    Um Handy Mandy anyone? HELLO PEREZ!! Wilmer is not a has been and can you really call ANYONE from Friends a hasbeen?

    What will happen to Perez in 5 years? HASBEEN

  26. Mocha says – reply to this
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    Get a clue, Perez. Matt Perry is a talented guy who made a fortune doing "Friends." His talent means he doesn't have to work if doesn't choose to. We'll know he's scraping the bottom of the barrel when he offers to call us with the "latest" gossip for a mere $4.99 per month. No, wait … that's YOU, right?

  27. kaele says – reply to this
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    Matthew Perry is the shit. And I really havent seen a showtime show thats been bad. Californication, WEEDS, and Dexter are all amazing!!! I'm excited to see this one.

  28. rayra says – reply to this
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    H A N D Y M A N N Y F'N ROCKS GO wilmer

  29. casey says – reply to this
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    come on Wilmer you should stop partying with all your boys and get serious.. your lucky that you were on the 70's show… but your like a one hit wonder but in the acting world… just live off your residuals and call it a day

  30. yo yo says – reply to this
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    come on let's not forget Wilmer's amazing work as HANDY MANNY on playhouse disney. hellooooooooo

  31. kc says – reply to this
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    mathew Perry was great in the show sunset strip. It was the best writing on tv unfortunately it did not get an audience because too many people want craptastic tv like "The Hills"….

  32. chris says – reply to this
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    WV sounds like he wants to be the next f*n JOE DIRT…………why turn that movie into a tv series….why not just start killin squirrels execution style …..id rather watch that

  33. Girl says – reply to this
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    You know who I feel sorry for Perez? You, both of these guys have reached a pretty high level of sucess and you my friend will probably come to a horrible end because you are a nasty hateful person. I hope you turn YOUR life around and stop making your living tearing people down.

  34. el da says – reply to this
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    I WANT TO SEE WILMER'S PENI$

  35. silvi says – reply to this
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    I actually saw wilmer at the Sharkeez in Newport Beach on Saturday. He is sooo lame. No one really cared if he was there and he had this huge body guard to protect him in case we all cared if he was there. 2nd I never knew he was short.

  36. miche says – reply to this
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    yeah his big bodygard is tadao…. is so nice. but its like he wont brake away. dont know why.

  37. hohan says – reply to this
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    How do you like me now, Fez! I mean it! Please! I'm begging you for another chance! I'll guest star with you! For free! Just like old times!

  38. 38

    Somebody hire Matthew Perry. He was the funniest person on both of the recent crappy shows he's been in. He aimlessly mopes around West Hollywood like a man without a mission, hanging out at new stands hoping not to be recognized.

  39. yo says – reply to this
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    Wilmer is working - he's the voice of Handy Manny on Disney and the hero of preschoolers everywhere.

  40. Edna* says – reply to this
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    i know my son loves HANDY MANNY is the most popular show in Disney right now! get your facts right perez

  41. DamNY says – reply to this
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    If you could make in a lifetime what Perry made on Friends, if you had the talent to develop Chandler Bing into the character he became, perhaps you wouldn't have to write about others. Alas, Perez, you show people pics of your new haircut in the misguided belief that anyone cares.

    Gossip is one thing. Lots of people enjoy good juice. But putting people down for folly isn't funny. It's a lame attempt to elevate yourself, Perez. Too bad it aint working for you, despite the fact that you had to post a snippet of Anne Hathaway saying she drops by. Wow. Look at the success you've achieved. Agent 99 drops by. You da' man!

  42. Krist says – reply to this
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    I have to agree with some of these posters, Ill defend Perry for his talent, even though there have been quite a few post-Friends failures, Perry has still exhibited good taste and talent. Studio 60 was a great show and had an amazing cast, just becuase it couoldnt find its audicence doesnt mean its star doesnt deserve the praise.
    Heres hoping Perry takes of on somthing equally well-written, equally dark, funny and satirical.

  43. Missy says – reply to this
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    Matthew Perry isn't a has-been. He made so much money off of "Friends" that he can be picky with roles…or not work at all.

  44. lee says – reply to this
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    Oooh you really hurt them in the worst way…not….God you're a talentless hack nevergonnabe.

  45. roy says – reply to this
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    I'm wondering…..does Perez read any of the responses to his endless insipid remarks that he makes? Or does he really think that any people care about his pointless and uneducated rantings?I would think that if he got laid once in awhile other then paying some rent boy that is maybe he would not be so cynical of others sucess

  46. jordy says – reply to this
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    Wilmer is also Handy Manny…that counts as a hit show right? lol

  47. fku says – reply to this
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    FAAKK u perez, i agree wilder is a hasbeen..but matthew perry is and always will be on the a-list!!! hes chander!! my hero so shut the fuck up!

  48. kandi says – reply to this
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    Well I was going to set Perez straight about Wilmar being Handy Manny. But I was beat too it! My two year old loves Manny. It's a cute show. So he isn't a has been. He's just found a new audience.

    And Mathew Perry doesn't need this pilot to make it to TV. He has more money than you will ever make Perez.

  49. joaqu says – reply to this
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    great, good luck for them

  50. BryGu says – reply to this
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    yeah…has-beens with big residuals

  51. 51

    good for wilmer! i met him a few weeks ago and he was so sweet..he deserves it

  52. diego says – reply to this
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    I just want to say that Perry's latest work Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, was one of the best shows ever written.
    The fact that the show was cancelled after 1 season just tells me that smart shows are not welcome anymore, which is why shows like Boston Legal are struggling.

  53. Binxl says – reply to this
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    Just an FYI- Wilmer Valderrama actually has an animated show on Disney. Those that have kids should be aware of this…. so, he's probably not as 'broke' as some seem to think.

  54. john says – reply to this
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    Big difference between Perry and that nobody, don't you think? Perry was on a hit show and made $1 million an episode for years, so he never has to work again if he doesn't want to. As for the nothing, he was on a middling show and probably never made more than $25k an episode and is probably in worse financial shape than Ed McMahon at this point.

  55. AmyDJ says – reply to this
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    I would just like to point out that Zac Efron's movie coming out later this year is called "Seventeen Again." It's about a man who wishes to become young again… Efron's the young version and, why, Matthew Perry's the old guy…

    So, see, Perez. He is working. Not that he has to, like others have said. :)

    Wilder on the other hand isn't very funny so I don't care about him, but I have seen his Disney show…

  56. 56

    Wilmer already has a gig! he's the voice of Handy Manny! I think he's to busy for more work

  57. Kunty says – reply to this
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    All of these has-been's from "Friends" need to go away. I was in the grocery store the other day and as I walked past the DVD machine thingie I saw a Matthew Perry movie on the front: straight to DVD. Courtney Cox-Sucker's shitty show just got cancelled just like "Joey" and Kudrow's show years ago. Their time is over and they are all has-beens. Now I wish Jennifer Mansiton would do the same and go away like the rest of her loser "Friends".

  58. Humz says – reply to this
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    How about Matthew Perry turns down roles left and right every week in Hollywood. Asides from making millions from his films and FRIENDS, he also was pretty much begged (in a colleague healthy way) by Aaron Sorkin (creator of West Wing, Studio 60) and Bradley Whitford (West Wing) to do Studio 60 on the sunset strip. Matthew is one talented actor and a class act amongst actors in the industry. His career is right where he wants it, on the A list. Maybe he just likes playing tennis or spending time with his family and friends–who knows? But his career is not in the toilet and he is the cream of the crop when it comes to talented entertainers.

    How about I can almost guarantee Perez would be psyched to post a picture of him with Perry regardless? Also, I'd like to take this opportunity to remind everyone that Perez guaranteed to have a beach body by this summer. I'm still waiting on those pictures buddy….Doesn't feel so good to be put down in front of so many readers, is it?

  59. Mrs. says – reply to this
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    Matthew Perry is likeable, I'll watch his show. Wilmer is a slimy looking sleazeball. I thought he was good in That 70's Show, but as a man he's a real douche- so much so that I wouldn't ever watch anything else he's in.

  60. jules says – reply to this
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    Very unfair to insinuate Matt's career has been in the toilet. He was fabulous in Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip. FABU!! I think Aaron Sorkin's writing while genious, may have been a bit heavy, dark and politically charged for some folks, but it was no fault of Matt's the show was not renewed. He was amazing in the show (as was the entire ensemble cast) and one of the primary reasons I watched. The fact that he can do the comedy and heavy duty drama equally well is very impressive and something many may not have known had they only seen him in Friends and a few goofball movies that fell sort of the mark. If the right material comes his way. He will shine :)

  61. Amap says – reply to this
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    Do your homework Perez. Matthew Perry recently received Emmy, Golden Globe and SAG nominations and has a new movie as well as the Showtime series coming out. Hardly a "Has Been".

  62. Amap says – reply to this
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    Geeeshhh

  63. neepu says – reply to this
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    I totes saw the fat guy digging around in some coked-out chicks cooter
    at the airport. I'm was all shit….he's totes trying to suck the slimy pills out of the
    escalator. whatev's ….