The Circus Always Follows
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Moving to a remote French village hasn't given Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie the privacy they were surely seeking.
The media en masse have descended on to the tiny town of Correns.
The locals supposedly haven engaged in a new game…making up stories about Brangelina for the paparazzi!
Reuters reports that you will be treated to a free glass of pastis if you can get a particularly silly story published, mischievous residents said, declining to be named.
Cheeky!
Was the reported birth of the Wonder Twins one of those 'silly' stories???????
[Image via Getty Images.]
Posted: June 19, 2008 at 3:45 pm
1st.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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FIRST?
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Jen is having John Mayers baby. Angie kicked Brad to the curb b/c compared to Mayer he looks like a loser. And Brad cant get over Jen.
FIRST
1st!
A high court in South Africa ruled on Wednesday that Chinese-South Africans will be reclassified as “black,” a term that includes black Africans, Indians and others who were subject to discrimination under apartheid.
well, hello hello. how delish.
Brad is such a ball-less wimp. I have no respect for him. I will never see one of his or Angelina's movies ever again!
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BRITNEY SPEARS FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!!!!!
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the media should really allow these folks more privacy…geez
I would rather hear about Jen and John Mayer. They are much nicer. Nice and normal. They don't lie and cheat and try to manipulate the public by bragging about all the charity they do. Brad just spent $300,000 on a night stand (yes, its true - google it) but acts like the little he gives to charity is a huge deal so much that he must let everyone know about it, and Angelina too. It's a tax write off. I hate these two scumbag.
They've cultivated this madness themselves.
All the chairty work done by celebrities…does anyone actually see the results? Just because it is printed on the internet or in a rag mag, does it acutally exsist?? I don't see it. Rich celebrities should be donating to our schools and help our kids with proven results. I think its all bullshit.
the wonder twins were born and they are black. Morgan freeman is the baby daddy.
Angelina is living with morgan freeman in france and suicidal brad is shopping and listening to radiohead .
Brad is standing like Angelina stuck a dildo up his butt…. she probably did! God he looks gay. Look at his limp wrist….
I think that she had the babies already. She was really big, although it's twins..? Anyway, I can't wait for the pictures
WHY ARE YOU USING THE SAME OLD PICTURES….YOU SEEM TO REPEAT PICTURES ALL THE TIME..GET OFF YOU FAT ASS AND GET NEW STUFF…..LIKE ITS OK FOR ICE T TO USE THE N*****R WORD BUT OH NO CHARLIE SHEEN 3YRS AGO….. 3YRS AGO IS BEING RIPPED A NEW BUTT HOLE..GO FIGURE..ITS OK FOR BLACKS TO SAY IT..BUT GOD HELP U IF A WHITE AND I MEAN WHITE PERSON SAYS IT….YOUR BLOGGS ARE GETTING REAL OLD AND TO LONG….
Just how old is the news you steal from other sites, anyway? I read this yesterday on Reuters and several other outlets.
I just say "NO" to lying, cheating Hollywood psychopaths. These are not 'stars' in my book.
Brad is with Marriane Pearl and Edward Norton in the RAdio head concert, there are pics at italian site.
There is rumor, they are getting married anytime soon, all the families and close friends are already in France, for the small wedding and the birth of the twins. So lets wait for the news.
STAY IN FRANCE YOU IMMORAL FORNICATORS… AMERICA DOESN'T WANT YOU!
I ALSO NOTICE THAT YOUR COMMENTS ARE GETTING SHORTER BY THE NUMBERS..PEOPLE ARE GETTING SICK OF THOSE IDIOTS THAT WRITE 1ST 1ST 1ST 1ST……THERE MUST BE SOME WAY TO BLOCK THEM..BUT THEN YOU REALLY DO NOT READ THESE..DO YOU…………
I am glad that Perez reuses pictures because it means that there is one less pap who is trying to snap a picture of some poor people who want to just live their lives and trying to sell it to perez.
hmm says – reply to this 5Jen is having John Mayers baby
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YOU ARE SUCH AN IDIOT! ANISTON IS BARREN!!!!! CANT HAVE A BABY AT ALL! AND SHE AND MAYER ARE JUST FUC&K BUDDIES, OK!
These two are a joke.
I bet the twins have been born but only because they were ruining Angelina's figure. She had a planned ceasarean in order not to stretch all that gorgeous skin of hers, and putting her children in danger. That's my 2 cents.
another thing about Angie - she's all into guns and stuff, showing how tough she is, but then she talks about refugees. Who do you think creates refugees Angie? Men with guns, stupid.
Jen is pregnant with John Mayers baby. They've been friends for 10 years, and dating seriously for 6 months. She just came out with the relationship publicly because of the pregnancy. It is going to be one talented baby crooner with aqua-marine eyes!
If they really had any actual interest in privacy they would take a year off and keep their asses home. They have a massive estate there, they could have all of the fun they and the kids wanted without being photographed for as long as they want. It would be good for the kids.
ANGELINA IS A HOMEWRECKER WHORE
ANGELINA IS A HOMEWRECKER WHORE
ANGELINA IS A HOMEWRECKER WHORE
ANGELINA IS A HOMEWRECKER WHORE
ANGELINA IS A HOMEWRECKER WHORE
ANGELINA IS A HOMEWRECKER WHORE
ANGELINA IS A HOMEWRECKER WHORE
ANGELINA IS A HOMEWRECKER WHORE
ANGELINA IS A HOMEWRECKER WHORE
ANGELINA IS A HOMEWRECKER WHORE
ANGELINA IS A HOMEWRECKER WHORE
ANGELINA IS A HOMEWRECKER WHORE
ANGELINA IS A HOMEWRECKER WHORE
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ANGELINA IS A HOMEWRECKER WHORE
ANGELINA IS A HOMEWRECKER WHORE
These two egomaniacs have mini orgasms from all the attention they have created. Its a wet dream come true for them. Especially since Brad is an aging has-been. Fish-lips has never been sexy. She can only play mentally ill roles because then she doesn't have to act ~ she just plays herself. And she can also play assassins since she likes to play with guns and knives in real life anyway– no far stretch. she ruined the movie Alexander and Beowulf with those horrible over-acting accents. So to keep in the public eye they love all this attention. Doing charity. Acting like saints. Adopting orphans. It's all for the public persona they've created. Inside they are the most shallow, unhappy, miserable and saddest people. They would die if they no longer got attention.
Why does Brad morph into his women?? Now he's getting all those tattoos? Man this guy is a no-brain moron! When asked if he would jump off a cliff just because Angie jumped off again, he paused, and said, 'not again!' LOL I think he's smoked too much pot killing off the good braincells.
Poor Shiloh Pitt. She can never be around dyslexics .. or she will forever hear "Piloh Shitt"
This family really is 'The Pitts'.
WTF is up with those ugly maternity sheets she is always wearing? Can't she find something nicer and more flattering for her pregnant figure?
I'd rather read about Jen and her pregnancy.
Has-beens
Legends…… in their own minds.
This whore ruined her career.
When you blab to the world details about your sex life and what you buy your whipping boy, you're not "seeking" privacy. You're seeking negative attention, like many other maladjusted little girls whose Daddy left their Mommy. If Brangelina want privacy, they should stop calling press conferences every 5 minutes and parading around Cannes like they're the king and queen of England.
why is she wearing a moo moo? i've seen preggo's of twins wear very stylish cute clothes, that designer could have done way better.
I'm moving to France. I've a few stories to share about the psychologically messed up Angelina and idiot Brad.
Duh..she's waiting to show the babies for when her movie comes out. Just like she always has a baby/adoptee when a movie comes out. That's why you haven't seen them AT ALL when we're usually getting overload of them.
i don't care about them two and that's an ugly moo moo
I don't see why everyone makes such a big deal over babies born to celebrities WHO CARES! Instead there should be more focus on the millions of babies and children that died every day due to whatever reasons ie: health, poverty, abortions, murders etc. In 20 years (or even less) these celebrities offsprings will just be rich fuck ups of society making headlines such as: drug/alcohol abuse, DUIs, going to jail, sex tapes, not wearing underwear, crashing their car and leaving someone like a vegetable, getting pregnant at 14 and more.
This couple has all the money in the world…why can't she get a decent maternity dress made? And why is she wearing one so long that she's in danger of tripping with every step????
In the olden days when a child was born with a defect such as grossly huge lips, they would've been deemed a freak of nature and drowned — as to keep the gene pool healthy. oh eh, they probably work small miracles will giving a BJ. It would be a waste if she didnt ever go down. It would really suck.
These two make me puke in my mouth every time I see them. just a little.
That is ONE HELLA SHIT PICTURE OF JOLIE!!!! I don't see how Brad can stand that!! I bet outside of paps and media she is one major BEEEOOOOTTTTCCCHHH!! Brad was one Fucking Idiot for dumping Jen for Angie!! Angelina is the typical ( MY LIFE WILL GET BETTER THE MORE KIDS I HAVE, OH YEAH AND THE KIDS WILL MAKE BRAD STAY!!!! ) Give me a Break!!
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I THINK ANGIE ALREADY HAD THE TWINS AND IT IS JUST BEING KEPT A SECRET. HAS ANYONE SEEN HER SINCE THE INITIAL REPORT? NOOO…BECAUSE SHE ISN'T PREGNANT ANYMORE!!!!!
So, can anyone tell me if they bought that villa or are they just renting it?
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Strip Away the glamorous gowns & the Jewelry & Angie is just an immature bitch! 7 Brad???? he tries to clean up in suit but he's just as immature as she is! - I hat them!
Rot in hell you fake ass losers!
Oh yeah - we all saw Brad's needle dick in Playgirl - he's a wuss!
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this is such a lovely couple, i love brad, he should be really mad at jennifer for lying about wanting a family for 4 1/2 years, leading him on the whole time they were married, as he was getting older and force him to leave and find someone else to Carrie his children, thank god for angie, god put this family together for a reason, thank you angie for giving brad what he wanted all alone, a wonderful family, jennifer will pay.
So many kids is not doing either of them any good–god are they starting to look old!! Especially Brad!!!
Hey Son:
Brad & Angie & Kids are NO family - each kid has their own nanny & Brangelina spend all their time trying to make themselves look good to the public and find ways to have MORE kids. Do you ever see photos of them playing with any of the kids or going to the zoo or other things PARENTS do? NO. You only see pictures of her preggers & trying to look glamorous.
They are pathetic!
Hey Brad - be careful what you wish for!
GO CLUB JEN!
These two assholes have no problem when the paparazzi capture their every "humanitarian" move when in Africa or New Orleans, but when it comes to their privatel ives they get all touchy. What a bunch of shit, those two.
France: Keep Brangelooney. We don't need more shit here in America.
Re: steph –
Yeah, bet her twins were born joined at the head or something. Hmm, I'm also gonna bet that if that is the case (my money is on it being so) that they won't be taking the poor twins out so they can be photographed with their more trendy Rainbow Coalition siblings…. They are both such turds.
Re: Sean – ahahahahahahaaaaahahahahaa! chocking from laughing
They bring this on themselves. What do these attention-seeking hypocrites think will happen when they buy a $60 million villa & travel with secuity guards, nannies, obstetricians, etc.? If they really wanted to be treated like regular people, they would get off their high horse and act like normal people!!!
Re: EDI – I completely agree!!!
I think she thinks she's the queen. d-e-l-u-s-i-o-n-a-l
Re: Robin – You are completely right. This woman does nothing without the media knowing about it, from travelling around the world supposedly supporting refugees, to collecting kids on the way, to having her own kids. Who the hell goes to Africa to give birth when they live in a developed western country? While in France, "for privacy reasons", she doesn't miss a chance to have her photo taken at events, at the same time giving interviews to heaps of mags even to the point of sharing details about her sex life. It somehow doesn't gel with a person who values her and her family's privacy. She appears in movies which glorify violence, has admitted to practising shooting with guns herself, including sniper rifles, and then appears in a clip promoting World Refugee Day!!!!!!!!! As for Mr Pitt, he should have kept his trousers well and truly zipped up. He's dug himself a hole so deep, he'll never get out of it…6 kids aged 6 and under and living with a complusive/obsessive. She brings a whole new meaning to the word "hypocrisy".
Ew. that dress needs to be burnt!
and your the big fat circus elephant
Wow!! They sure have aged, aged, aged. They used to look young and vibrant. Now they look like they are in their 50's. Are you sure they aren't going to be GRANDPARENTS? Tht's what they look like.
they are the most beautiful couple in the world
Formally known as TEAM AMERICA
Angelina is a WHORE!!!
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How about: " Angie walks around town with the rest of the children hidden under her mu-mu dresses"
WHY THE FUCK DO WE CARE ABOUT THIS WHORE? WE NEVER HEARD SHYT ABOUT HER UNTIL SHE SCREWED A MARRIED MAN. I WANT MORE JENNIFER ANISTON NEWS. SHE IS BETTER THAN THIS NASTY SKANK. PLUS SHE IS PREGNANT TOO WITH JOHN MAYERS - WHO HAS MORE TALLENT THAN ANY OF THEM COMBINED.
It seems good to me because to famous they must right to enjoy its privacy and but with you drink on board that it is so important
Jesus christ—If I have to watch another water buffalo drop its squirming
wet bag on the savanna I'm going to hurl.
I get it bitch you're a fecund goddess….miracle…miracle…
ovaries…sperm….la la la la la….
jesus fuck, i cannot believe how much he looks like Barney Rubble from the Flintstones, aack! i mean seriously, it's disturbing.
Does Brad have a corn cob stuck up his butt in that picture?