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Another new David Beckham for Emporio Armani Underwear ad was unveiled Wednesday in San Francisco.

Too hot!!!!!!!!!!!

They need to sell life-size cutouts of this.

It would be a BIG seller - like Beck's pacakge!

Yum to infinity!

[Thanks Elbert.]

190 comments to “We Can't Handle It!!!!!”

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  1. I♥J says – reply to this


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    K First

  2. Zack says – reply to this


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    First? yum

  3. Bulls says – reply to this


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    Once again, Perez is a hypocrite. I hope everybody who says they're not coming here any more holds to it. It's okay for him to be gay, but not Lindsey Lohan, and she might be doing it for publicity. Mario has failed. He's using teens and kids to poison their minds. He's a horrible person. He's not a journalist. You can get your news anywhere - tmz, people, e! online, and on and on, and it's correct news. This is it for me. Adios.

  4. JJ says – reply to this


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    I WOULD RIP THAT SHIT A NEW ONE!



  5. 5

    Glorious!

  6. MsFor says – reply to this


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    I luv men… but to this day he does nothing for me…..any man who looks more waxed then me totally kills it. Just my two cents worth.

  7. sam says – reply to this


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    WOOO!!!! I was there!! Special guest pass!

  8. Krist says – reply to this


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    if you bought $200 @ Armani you could have him sign a pair of underwear.

  9. abbie says – reply to this


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    Oh, so yeah, he can love Beckham, but Lohan can't love a girl? What the hell. This confused Queen almost ruined a generation of people, but he's been exposed - he's a huge hypocrite! People, he's using you. He doesn't like ANYBODY! You think he would like you if he met you? You think he wouldn't draw on your photo? Hell yes he would. Everybody is fair game. He just riles you up to make you comment, and to get advertisers to see how many people come here. That's how he makes his money. Then he calls people fame whores and that's what he is. So let's kill this site, shall we? All together now. Shut it down. Bye bye.

  10. Suzie says – reply to this


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    I WAS THERE!!! He is beyond gorgeous in person and that mural is beyond hot!

  11. megha says – reply to this


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    dayum

  12. Wow says – reply to this


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    Wow

  13. laney says – reply to this


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    i love the large group of people taking photos…priceless

  14. yum says – reply to this


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    im def gunna go see this

  15. Javi says – reply to this


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    Wooooooooooooootttttttttttttttt…. Drool.. xD



  16. 16

    fucking hot! ::: pant pant ::: :P

  17. Madis says – reply to this


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    OMFG that is so hot

  18. Cerag says – reply to this


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    Beckham's dick IS NOT BIG!

    Go look up the naked hot tub photo.

  19. isabe says – reply to this


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    I'm speechless………..he's perfect

  20. Scott says – reply to this


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    IVE BEEN THERE!! cept not with becks all over it.

    FUCK ME NOWW DAVID!!!! :drool:

  21. oolal says – reply to this


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    he's gorgeous!



  22. 22

    IVE BEEN THERE!!!
    fuck me now becks!!

  23. Hyde says – reply to this


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    I LOVE men, but this guy does nothing for me.

  24. hooly says – reply to this


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    I think he stuffs his package for these pics. how do i find that naked pic?

  25. Dee says – reply to this


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    I hope Victoria Beckham thanks god each and every night lol

  26. DudeI says – reply to this


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    There IS A God!!!!!!!!!

  27. Patty says – reply to this


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    He looks yummy.
    and look at that package its enormous!
    god damn.

    Perez Hilton you're an awesome queen.
    ;]].

    People are just being mad haters!

    I love you!

    I'm going to buy your line at Hot Topic, I really don't care what you come out with, I will buy.

    hahahaha.

  28. sofia says – reply to this


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    when I saw this I immediately thought of you, Perez.

  29. Anonymous says – reply to this


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    too hot! he is amazing



  30. 30

    mmm he looks yummy!

  31. Mitch says – reply to this


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    is tempted to rape that building

  32. woopo says – reply to this


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    CAN THIS MAN BE ANY SEXIER!!!????

  33. trew says – reply to this


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    jen and john mayer are having a little baby!

  34. bonni says – reply to this


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    YUM! lovz him.

  35. Jon says – reply to this


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    You said it Perez, he is delicious from head to toe… MAN CANDY, Sexiest man alive aside from Chace Crawford

  36. mrsjo says – reply to this


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    that's a serious driving hazard



  37. 37

    :)

  38. DURRR says – reply to this


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    DUMB ASS,LEARN HOW TO SPELL.
    PACAKGE? QUIT MASTURBATING WHILE YR POSTING THESE THINGS.
    ITS PACKAGE ASSPLUNDERER!!!

  39. vicky says – reply to this


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    i was there! it was AMAZING!

  40. Bull says – reply to this


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    That is a bunch of B.S. His package is not that big..They stuff that crap.. Because I have a 9inch package and if i wore briefs it wouldn't be big looking like that..Unless he is packing like 12in this is fake.
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  41. Nat says – reply to this


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    OMG!!!! That's gotta be the sexiest pic of a man I've ever seen. He is the sexiest ever. Victoria is not worthy ;)

  42. Britt says – reply to this


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    Omg if you dont like Perez… Dont come to his site… simple as that. And for the record…. the reason Perez rocks is because his news is unique and hilarious… i love reading what he has to say about people… he's honost and blunt about it.. He never said Lindsay cant love a woman… But she's denying it, when its as plain as day! We just want her to admit it already! Anywayyyyy Love you perez!

  43. raven says – reply to this


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    Hmm. Timing is interesting consider San Francisco Pride is next week. LOL!



  44. 44

    I am a lesbian, but a Sappho…Um, yet, I would take his, and only his dick in me..That is a male perfecto..

  45. queen says – reply to this


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    hoooooooooooooottttt!

  46. Mike says – reply to this


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    good thing he isnt modeling your hot topic line. he actually sticks to good fashion.

  47. yer m says – reply to this


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    It's about time…certainly an upgrade from Seal last week.

  48. melli says – reply to this


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    great
    right exactly where the Christmas wreath will go in December



  49. 49

    Yet another reason why San Francisco rocks. Told ya Perezito. You'd love SF. You need to come up here and visit us fruits more often! Love ya Pezzie
    Oh - and I wear your Hot Topic shirts w/ PRIDE and everybody loves them.
    You go girl!



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    Re: Britt – Well said.

  51. MIA says – reply to this


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    I READ HE'S PARTIAL TO ANGEL TATTOOS. VICTORIA - YOU ARE ONE LUCKY LADY.

  52. keira says – reply to this


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    SOOOOOOOOOOO OVERATTED PEREZ, AND I ALSO DONT GET HOW YOU THINK HIS DICK IS BIG,.. THAT BULGE IS HIS BALLS, WHICH DONT LOOK THAT BIG ANYWAYS…

  53. keira says – reply to this


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    SOOOOOOOOOOO OVERATTED PEREZ, AND I ALSO DONT GET HOW YOU THINK HIS DICK IS BIG,.. THAT BULGE IS HIS BALLS, WHICH DONT LOOK THAT BIG ANYWAYS..

  54. perth says – reply to this


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    WHY WOULD A GUY LIKE BECKS BE MARRIED TO A LOSER LIKE POSH??????
    WHY WOULD A GUY LIKE BECKS BE MARRIED TO A LOSER LIKE POSH??????
    WHY WOULD A GUY LIKE BECKS BE MARRIED TO A LOSER LIKE POSH??????
    WHY WOULD A GUY LIKE BECKS BE MARRIED TO A LOSER LIKE POSH??????
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    WHY WOULD A GUY LIKE BECKS BE MARRIED TO A LOSER LIKE POSH??????
    WHY WOULD A GUY LIKE BECKS BE MARRIED TO A LOSER LIKE POSH??????

  55. keira says – reply to this


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    SOOOOOOOOOOO OVERATTED PEREZ, AND I ALSO DONT GET HOW YOU THINK HIS DICK IS BIG,.. THAT BULGE IS HIS BALLS, WHICH DONT LOOK THAT BIG ANYWAYS.

  56. Rocky says – reply to this


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    OKAY… I cant take it… Freakin HOTT….

  57. Laura says – reply to this


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    Ugh that is gross. I don't want to see some guys package, even if it is Becks. Are they advertising for EA socks too? I don't know what is wors Posh's Marc Jacobs ads or this.

  58. beaut says – reply to this


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    hahaha..and right before Pride weekend too!!

    I love it..and the boys will too!

  59. Tuna says – reply to this


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    Perez please!! I don't want to know what is your jerk off material, honey…… save me from your chunky jizz !!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

  60. Blush says – reply to this


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    Looking at the picture, it looks to me like people are almost like worshipping him.. Wish I could have participated :P

  61. lizan says – reply to this


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    MMmMM.. Beckham and cheesecake factory in one building.

    blisssssss

  62. Hey q says – reply to this


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    We get it you like dicks in your mouth, give it up already.

  63. tanya says – reply to this


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    thank you mr armani!



  64. 64

    Posh has the good life .. :[

  65. Ruben says – reply to this


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    I just don't see it. He's average to me.

  66. kj says – reply to this


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    omg i eat on the roof there at the cheesecake factory all the time. that's actually kinda gross!!!

  67. tingl says – reply to this


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    That package looks uncomfortable. You'd think it would get in the way as he walked, with it hanging that low. Not saying it isn't hot though :P

  68. natal says – reply to this


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    holy shit.

  69. kornd says – reply to this


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    Id use that as a bedspread…

    Butts…when i went to SF there was a dragon…

  70. Saruh says – reply to this


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    All I can say is DAYUM!! David Beckham is way too fine to be with Posh.. she is a fugly skelator.
    And Perez, you are a lowlife hater.. it's okay for YOU to be gay, but not LiLo? What a sorry excuse for a human being. You are nothing but a waste of space on this earth and a dirty scumbag hypocrite.
    You need to get a REAL job and stop wishing you were one of these celebs that you trash all day.

  71. Saruh says – reply to this


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    All I can say is DAYUM!! David Beckham is way too fine to be with Posh.. she is a fugly skelator.
    And Perez, you are a lowlife hater.. it's okay for YOU to be gay, but not LiLo? What a sorry excuse for a human being. You are nothing but a waste of space on this earth and a dirty scumbag hypocrite.
    You need to get a REAL job and stop wishing you were one of these celebs that you trash all day.

  72. Saruh says – reply to this


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    All I can say is DAYUM!! David Beckham is way too fine to be with Posh.. she is a fugly skelator.
    And Perez, you are a lowlife hater.. it's okay for YOU to be gay, but not LiLo? What a sorry excuse for a human being. You are nothing but a waste of space on this earth and a dirty scumbag hypocrite.
    You need to get a REAL job and stop wishing you were one of these celebs that you trash all day.

  73. Saruh says – reply to this


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    All I can say is DAYUM!! David Beckham is way too fine to be with Posh.. she is a fugly skelator.
    And Perez, you are a lowlife hater.. it's okay for YOU to be gay, but not LiLo? What a sorry excuse for a human being. You are nothing but a waste of space on this earth and a dirty scumbag hypocrite.
    You need to get a REAL job and stop wishing you were one of these celebs that you trash all day.

  74. Saruh says – reply to this


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    All I can say is DAYUM!! David Beckham is way too fine to be with Posh.. she is a fugly skelator.
    And Perez, you are a lowlife hater.. it's okay for YOU to be gay, but not LiLo? What a sorry excuse for a human being. You are nothing but a waste of space on this earth and a dirty scumbag hypocrite.
    You need to get a REAL job and stop wishing you were one of these celebs that you trash all day.

  75. Saruh says – reply to this


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    All I can say is DAYUM!! David Beckham is way too fine to be with Posh.. she is a fugly skelator.
    And Perez, you are a lowlife hater.. it's okay for YOU to be gay, but not LiLo? What a sorry excuse for a human being. You are nothing but a waste of space on this earth and a dirty scumbag hypocrite.
    You need to get a REAL job and stop wishing you were one of these celebs that you trash all day.

  76. Simon says – reply to this


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    LIfe-size cutout you say…how about a life size painting? I specialize in those. If anyone wants one of Beckham or anyone else check out my YouTube page and get in touch :-) -

    www dot youtube dot com/onedollarportraits

    Cheers!

  77. John says – reply to this


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    Hot body, but the face is not passable. In fact, I am so not feeling his face. I don't think he is attractive. Way overrated!

  78. joe says – reply to this


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    it's "package" dumb ass!

  79. AFRIC says – reply to this


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    WHY WOULD A GUY LIKE BECKS BE MARRIED TO A LOSER LIKE POSH??????
    WHY WOULD A GUY LIKE BECKS BE MARRIED TO A LOSER LIKE POSH??????
    WHY WOULD A GUY LIKE BECKS BE MARRIED TO A LOSER LIKE POSH??????
    WHY WOULD A GUY LIKE BECKS BE MARRIED TO A LOSER LIKE POSH??????
    WHY WOULD A GUY LIKE BECKS BE MARRIED TO A LOSER LIKE POSH??????
    WHY WOULD A GUY LIKE BECKS BE MARRIED TO A LOSER LIKE POSH??????
    WHY WOULD A GUY LIKE BECKS BE MARRIED TO A LOSER LIKE POSH??????
    WHY WOULD A GUY LIKE BECKS BE MARRIED TO A LOSER LIKE POSH??????
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    WHY WOULD A GUY LIKE BECKS BE MARRIED TO A LOSER LIKE POSH??????
    WHY WOULD A GUY LIKE BECKS BE MARRIED TO A LOSER LIKE POSH??????
    WHY WOULD A GUY LIKE BECKS BE MARRIED TO A LOSER LIKE POSH??????
    WHY WOULD A GUY LIKE BECKS BE MARRIED TO A LOSER LIKE POSH??????
    WHY WOULD A GUY LIKE BECKS BE MARRIED TO A LOSER LIKE POSH??????
    WHY WOULD A GUY LIKE BECKS BE MARRIED TO A LOSER LIKE POSH??????
    WHY WOULD A GUY LIKE BECKS BE MARRIED TO A LOSER LIKE POSH??????
    WHY WOULD A GUY LIKE BECKS BE MARRIED TO A LOSER LIKE POSH??????
    WHY WOULD A GUY LIKE BECKS BE MARRIED TO A LOSER LIKE POSH??????
    WHY WOULD A GUY LIKE BECKS BE MARRIED TO A LOSER LIKE POSH??????
    WHY WOULD A GUY LIKE BECKS BE MARRIED TO A LOSER LIKE POSH??????



  80. 80

    Dear Santa,
    this year i have been a really good girl. I know it's just june, but i need you to bring me something.: I absolutely need this beck's ad.
    always yours,
    Martita

  81. lisa says – reply to this


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    yummy, yes please

  82. shind says – reply to this


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    His package being bigger than life-size is so much fun. I could not stop looking at that ad for days. Delish!



  83. 83

    Wow and wow!

  84. Loren says – reply to this


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    Aww crap!!! I live like 15 minutes away from San Francisco and I didn't know this was going on in The City. If I would of known about it, I would of totally gone!!! My friend was in The City shopping today so I'm going to ask her if she maybe saw him. He's sooo yummy!!! That poster is totally going to increase traffic around that Macy's!!!



  85. 85

    im all for hot men but he also does fuck all for me

  86. chane says – reply to this


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    They've had david beckhams sexy ass plastered on the side of that macy's for MONTHS!!! I go to school in downtown and see it all the time. He looks sooo good. If I woulda known he was in sf i woulda been there.

  87. super says – reply to this


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    nothing to say about the Briatore and Cinderella's wedding????

  88. Porsc says – reply to this


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    OH MY GOD! I want to silkscreen that ad onto my duvet cover. Victoria is one lucky stick figure!

  89. Uuuuu says – reply to this


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    Ohh manny guys must be jealous now

  90. bee says – reply to this


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    why would he find a chubby queen like you hot - they need a lifesize cutout so you can get some action.

  91. Mizzt says – reply to this


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    HOLY FUCKING YUM!!!!!!

  92. Leah says – reply to this


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    jesus………. YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

  93. jones says – reply to this


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    georgious!

  94. Splos says – reply to this


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    SWEET JESUS! He is so delicious. Sadly, once he opens his mouth all masculinity drains.

    KEEP YOUR PANTS OFF AND YOUR MOUTH SHUT, BECKS!

  95. ALEX says – reply to this


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    MY PACKAGE LOOKS BETTER THAN THAT!!!

  96. ugh.. says – reply to this


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    if I was a guy…I would shudder to the thought of Perez getting off on me. poor david…and poor any other cute guy on this page that he's posted shit like this too. kind of makes me nauseated thinking of perez mating with anything.

  97. blah says – reply to this


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    HOOOOTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  98. babym says – reply to this


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    why are you married to a ugly bitbh like posh???
    he is hot!!!!!!!!!!!

  99. eb says – reply to this


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    "pacakge" - what the fuck does it mean? Shouldn't it be spelled PACKAGE?

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