Mommy Wants Her Way
Filed under: Ryan Seacrest
Was he 8 years old when he stopped breast feeding???
According to reports, if you want to be Ryan Seacrest's bride, you'll have to get past his momma, Connie, first.
She says in an interview, "I'll certainly get a vote. I want Ryan to make the right choice. I guess that's a mother's dream."
Momma Seacrest also reveals that, "Ryan likes to date, but he's so busy now. There's not a woman in the world that wants to go out with a guy who gets up at 4:30 in the morning and goes to bed at 8:30 at night. We're going to find him a better life as far as not working every single hour of the day before he makes a commitment."
Hey Ryan, your schedule sounds a lot like ours.
We'd make a perfect couple!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: June 20, 2008 at 2:45 pm
lameeee
FIRSSSSSSSS DUDESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS BROWN POWERRRRRRRR!!!
ugh, mother- in- laws.
PEREZ YOURE TOO FUCKING ANNOYING FOR ANY HUMAN BEING
i like him!
would hate for her to be mine….
Everything about him is gross. He's ugly, he has no sense of humor, he has no wit or personality and he seems to think otherwise. Does he really like girls? Who knows, but whoever would date him would have to be pretty gross herself.
hes a fag
first??
haha great story
hes sooooo GAY!!!!!!!
OMG FIRST!!!
"There's not a woman in the world that wants to go out with a guy who gets up at 4:30 in the morning and goes to bed at 8:30 at night. "… There's also no woman in the wolrd that wants to be with a man who's mommy has a say in his dating world! Oh yeah, also, there's no woman who wants to date a dick sucking, butt reaming homo!
does anybody still care about ryan seacrest
Re: FReal – Plus he's starting to look really old
She gives mother-in-laws a bad name. I bet she'd still breastfeed him if she could.
12th!
assmuncher
haha, his bride? You mean his male bride?
Malario, you and Ryan would make a great couple! You definitely would be the man in the relationship.
ow this fucker got beyond being a two-bit, cheesy DJ on the radio is beyond me. He suck donkey balls.
I always wonder if you FIRST people stalk his website by endlessly refreshing to be 'first.'
BRODY JENNER HAS A small DICK!!4REAL
Ryan doesn't date HOG
I can tell that whoever his wife is going to be she's not going to get along with his mom. Can you say monster-in-law??
I think you have a typo in your story. Shouldn't it read "if you want to be Ryan's GROOM…"?
i listen to his LA morning show and he calls his mom often. they seem to have a nice normal relationship. so what if they are close! i admire a man that looks up to his mom and respects her.
thats what happend to boys when they like dick
Except Ryan is rich, handsome and successful and you MARIO are fat, ugly, have fizzy rock eating teeth and are hated by almost everyone on the planet. You are not dating because no one wants to be with an angry Queen, NOT because you are "too busy".
His mother sounds like one of those f'n morons who'll sabotage every relationship he tries to have. Bitch needs her arse kicked good. Wtf…is she is mommy or his lover? Let the boy go already. And she doesn't know what the eff she's talking about. I have a husband who's up by 5 am and in bed by 9 pm and it hasn't harmed our relationship in anyway. I'm a night person and his early schedule allows me free time to myself, and vice versa. Momma Seacrest is a meddler of the worst kind and needs to learn her place. Back away from the crib lady…you can't fulfill ALL your little boy's needs.
Freal you totally said everything I was thinking. The piece of shit is worthless.
and by 'girl' she means BOY!…come out Ryan…don't be ashamed of who you are! p.s. pnasty will take you under her wings….you should be so lucky!…Team Perez…
A boy can dream I guess Mario. You can wish you were nearly as busy or successful as him. And even if he was gay, you think he'd pick your sorry ass to date? That is clearly the funniest thing to come around in a long time!!!!
IF RYAN DIDNT HAVE MONEY…I WONDER IF SHE WOULD HAVE CARE LESS?? SUCH A TOOL
He should get with Perez since he's a total HOMO
"Hey Ryan..your schedule sounds alot like ours"….um whatever.
You both are douchebags…but your work careers are not comparable…
you're actually a hack……who is evil spirited
Who the HELL would want to marry this closeted douche anyway?
Since you can't get guys like Jesse Metcalfe, now you going after Ryan Seacrest. He doesn't want you either. He likes them buff and butch.
ISNT HE GAYY!!???
I'm sure he lies awake at night dreaming of Mario el puerco.
LOL….Why is there a random hand in the picture??
Oh please! The "My schedule's too busy to have a girlfriend" excuse is so lame! You know what that means - GAY!
Mario, you are so hard up now that you are trolling for a marriage proposal from Ryan Seacrest on your blog? Yesterday you were drooling over the ginormous Beck package, this morning your baby daddy was going to be Van Hansis, this afternoon you are ready to head to the altar with Seacrest. Get hold of yourself, I feel like your site is rapidly becoming match.com for Mario.
I wish he and Clay Aiken would find the right girls and settle down already!
If any woman marry this queer then she deserve what she gets. He could'nt be more a fudge packer if he fell into it. Come out now and don't create any more heartache by entering into a gay sham marraige. Are you listening John Travolta?
I agree. "I'm too busy" and "I was so hurt in a previous relationship that I'll never get involved and/or married again" are 2 of the all-time favorites for use by gay boys. Seacrest is using #1, and I've heard Clooney use #2
Find this individual absolutley repulsive in every sense of the word! After an interview on Larry King Live…he's such a noodle!
Perez,
You are young and there is no excuse for you to have this schedule. You own your web site. You can start blogging when you please. What's going on at 4:30 am? Don't you even want to get laid? Don't tell me you drink warm milk and sody crackers before bed. Don't miss out on the fun stuff. Time is short and it's not worth it.
IF HE IS UGLY AND GROSS I WANNA BE JUST LIKE HIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
AND MOMMY'S BOYS MAKE WONDERFUL HUSBANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SO THERE
U R JUST JEALOUS OF HIM
RYAN U ROCK
YUPPIEEEEEEEEEEEE FOR MOTHERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shit, my husband gets up at 3.30 and goes to bed at 9.30–every day. i can handle it, mama! haha
Not a woman, huh? Um..up at 4:30 and to bed at 8:30..I'm already married to that one. And believe me, it's lame. At least my husband doesn't use more hair product or makeup than I do.
My fiances mother must be her long lost sister!
Are you being sarcastic about working as much as ryan or are you delusional?
So, you are either 1) not funny or 2) in need of therapy. Actually, wither way, I think you need therapy
To quote Tony Soprano…..He's a faaaggg!!! OMG why even bother with the pretense of a fake marriage in this day and age Ryan? You can marry your boyfriend Simon in San Francisco fool!
Claiming you're "too busy" for a woman is all the rage among closet cases. Any straight man would find time to get laid. It's all straight guys think about.
FREAK!!!!
HEY RYAN'S MOM - SOFIE MONK WOULD BE UP FOR IT - SHE IS VERY DESPERATE FOR FAME !!!! & WOULD DO ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING FOR IT - Example : she went out with that SUPER FUGLY GUY - BENJI MADDEN for 2 years - THAT SPEAKS FOR ITSELF !!! GIVE HER THE JOB - SHE WUOLD MAKE A GOOD FAG - HAG !!! ….
RADICAL QUEEN SAYS………………………I DON'T THINK RYAN'S MOMMA NEEDS TO WORRY ABOUT HELPING HIM PICK OUT A WIFE, AS IT'S MORE THAN OBVIOUS THAT IF RYAN WERE LOOKING FOR A PARTNER, HE'D BE LOOKING FOR A "HUSBAND"…A BIG BUTCH "TOP" NO DOUBT !
He goes to bed at 830?
Family is an important element of choosing the right partner. I broke up with the man of my dreams because of his uber-Christian family. I could not tolerate 50 years of statements like "We took Amber out of ballet because they dance to music by Beethoven, and Beethoven was a homosexual." I tried like hell to have him 'divorce' his family, whose views he did not share, but tolerated. Did not want to hear another word, ever, about 'that wonderful Bill O'Reilly and that commie Tim Russert'. Someday I will write a book called: 'What the fuck ever happened to Christian Charity' because most of the so-called 'Christians' I've met are all about being unforgiving and narrow-minded. By the way, I never read the comments once I post, so don't expect me to see a reply. You'll be wasting your time. Just Remember- Jesus accepted whores to his dinner table, so maybe you want to rethink what you do in the name of Christ. I have a feeling he'd had some queers washing his feet too.
O_o
Jesus accepted whores at his dinner table?
looks like howard stern does just fine with those hours…
*YAWN*
Re: meee – funny, but i heard that it's you that's the girlieboy.
Queer as a $3 bill!
Re: Kewl – yup, dude, he did, and he didn't invite either one of us. boo hoo
Mommies in for a big surprise when Ryan marries a boy.
Lots of women have that schedule. If a guy treats his mom well, he'll likely treat his wife well, too. Like him or not, Ryan's got it going on.
What!?! Perez is just as close to his mom. He's just stirring the story pot here.
that's a badddd picture.
Only problem is he was a breast feeder and you, you are a bottom feeder!
You can do better with your hotness! Loking so fierce lately!!!!
shutup fat ass all you do is sit at starbucks all day typing away. dont act like you really do anything besides update your website and get fat. stay ugly mario
LMAO!
Good Mom!
Three to a bed in the Seacrest Family! Mommy, Ryan and Stepfordwife to be!
WOW!….I used to think Ryan was HOT, this pic makes him look old as fuck…and ugly. What is he doing to his face, then he has that skinny fat thing going. What ryans mom doesnt know is that he has men crawling into his bed at 8:30 p.m….but even I dont wanna fuck him anymore.