Mommy Wants Her Way

Was he 8 years old when he stopped breast feeding???

According to reports, if you want to be Ryan Seacrest's bride, you'll have to get past his momma, Connie, first.

She says in an interview, "I'll certainly get a vote. I want Ryan to make the right choice. I guess that's a mother's dream."

Momma Seacrest also reveals that, "Ryan likes to date, but he's so busy now. There's not a woman in the world that wants to go out with a guy who gets up at 4:30 in the morning and goes to bed at 8:30 at night. We're going to find him a better life as far as not working every single hour of the day before he makes a commitment."

Hey Ryan, your schedule sounds a lot like ours.

We'd make a perfect couple!

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: Jun 20, 2008 at 2:45 pm / Email this »

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krist says – reply to this

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lameeee
BOOba says – reply to this

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FIRSSSSSSSS DUDESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS BROWN POWERRRRRRRR!!!
Tree says – reply to this

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ugh, mother- in- laws.
noko says – reply to this

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PEREZ YOURE TOO FUCKING ANNOYING FOR ANY HUMAN BEING
erica says – reply to this

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i like him!
Tree says – reply to this

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would hate for her to be mine….
FReal says – reply to this

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Everything about him is gross. He's ugly, he has no sense of humor, he has no wit or personality and he seems to think otherwise. Does he really like girls? Who knows, but whoever would date him would have to be pretty gross herself.
meee says – reply to this

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hes a fag
littlelady45 says – reply to this

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first??

haha great story
1ST O says – reply to this

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hes sooooo GAY!!!!!!!
mrdoo says – reply to this

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OMG FIRST!!!
Chris says – reply to this

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"There's not a woman in the world that wants to go out with a guy who gets up at 4:30 in the morning and goes to bed at 8:30 at night. "… There's also no woman in the wolrd that wants to be with a man who's mommy has a say in his dating world! Oh yeah, also, there's no woman who wants to date a dick sucking, butt reaming homo!
djsla says – reply to this

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does anybody still care about ryan seacrest
littlelady45 says – reply to this

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Re: FReal – Plus he's starting to look really old
lovel says – reply to this

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She gives mother-in-laws a bad name. I bet she'd still breastfeed him if she could.
asda says – reply to this

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12th!
caz says – reply to this

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assmuncher
Zombi says – reply to this

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ow this fucker got beyond being a two-bit, cheesy DJ on the radio is beyond me. He suck donkey balls.
Tasha says – reply to this

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I always wonder if you FIRST people stalk his website by endlessly refreshing to be 'first.'
jenn says – reply to this

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BRODY JENNER HAS A small DICK!!4REAL
pauli says – reply to this

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Ryan doesn't date HOG
mini says – reply to this

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I can tell that whoever his wife is going to be she's not going to get along with his mom. Can you say monster-in-law??
Ida C says – reply to this

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I think you have a typo in your story. Shouldn't it read "if you want to be Ryan's GROOM…"?
long says – reply to this

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i listen to his LA morning show and he calls his mom often. they seem to have a nice normal relationship. so what if they are close! i admire a man that looks up to his mom and respects her.
rose says – reply to this

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thats what happend to boys when they like dick
rober says – reply to this

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Except Ryan is rich, handsome and successful and you MARIO are fat, ugly, have fizzy rock eating teeth and are hated by almost everyone on the planet. You are not dating because no one wants to be with an angry Queen, NOT because you are "too busy".
Ewww says – reply to this

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His mother sounds like one of those f'n morons who'll sabotage every relationship he tries to have. Bitch needs her arse kicked good. Wtf…is she is mommy or his lover? Let the boy go already. And she doesn't know what the eff she's talking about. I have a husband who's up by 5 am and in bed by 9 pm and it hasn't harmed our relationship in anyway. I'm a night person and his early schedule allows me free time to myself, and vice versa. Momma Seacrest is a meddler of the worst kind and needs to learn her place. Back away from the crib lady…you can't fulfill ALL your little boy's needs.
Dylan says – reply to this

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Freal you totally said everything I was thinking. The piece of shit is worthless.
Dawn says – reply to this

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and by 'girl' she means BOY!…come out Ryan…don't be ashamed of who you are! p.s. pnasty will take you under her wings….you should be so lucky!…Team Perez…
DER says – reply to this

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A boy can dream I guess Mario. You can wish you were nearly as busy or successful as him. And even if he was gay, you think he'd pick your sorry ass to date? That is clearly the funniest thing to come around in a long time!!!!
FUKNO says – reply to this

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IF RYAN DIDNT HAVE MONEY…I WONDER IF SHE WOULD HAVE CARE LESS?? SUCH A TOOL
LEENL says – reply to this

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He should get with Perez since he's a total HOMO
steve says – reply to this

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"Hey Ryan..your schedule sounds alot like ours"….um whatever.
You both are douchebags…but your work careers are not comparable…
you're actually a hack……who is evil spirited
Patri says – reply to this

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Who the HELL would want to marry this closeted douche anyway?
LkAtU says – reply to this

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Since you can't get guys like Jesse Metcalfe, now you going after Ryan Seacrest. He doesn't want you either. He likes them buff and butch.
what! says – reply to this

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ISNT HE GAYY!!???
Fidel says – reply to this

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I'm sure he lies awake at night dreaming of Mario el puerco.
Jessi says – reply to this

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LOL….Why is there a random hand in the picture??
Gay says – reply to this

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Oh please! The "My schedule's too busy to have a girlfriend" excuse is so lame! You know what that means - GAY!
HJ says – reply to this

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Mario, you are so hard up now that you are trolling for a marriage proposal from Ryan Seacrest on your blog? Yesterday you were drooling over the ginormous Beck package, this morning your baby daddy was going to be Van Hansis, this afternoon you are ready to head to the altar with Seacrest. Get hold of yourself, I feel like your site is rapidly becoming match.com for Mario.
Topsy says – reply to this

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I wish he and Clay Aiken would find the right girls and settle down already!
Suzie says – reply to this

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If any woman marry this queer then she deserve what she gets. He could'nt be more a fudge packer if he fell into it. Come out now and don't create any more heartache by entering into a gay sham marraige. Are you listening John Travolta?
Jeff says – reply to this

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I agree. "I'm too busy" and "I was so hurt in a previous relationship that I'll never get involved and/or married again" are 2 of the all-time favorites for use by gay boys. Seacrest is using #1, and I've heard Clooney use #2
Crybaby & says – reply to this

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Find this individual absolutley repulsive in every sense of the word! After an interview on Larry King Live…he's such a noodle!
Ratta says – reply to this

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Perez,

You are young and there is no excuse for you to have this schedule. You own your web site. You can start blogging when you please. What's going on at 4:30 am? Don't you even want to get laid? Don't tell me you drink warm milk and sody crackers before bed. Don't miss out on the fun stuff. Time is short and it's not worth it.
CANAD says – reply to this

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IF HE IS UGLY AND GROSS I WANNA BE JUST LIKE HIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

AND MOMMY'S BOYS MAKE WONDERFUL HUSBANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SO THERE
U R JUST JEALOUS OF HIM

RYAN U ROCK

YUPPIEEEEEEEEEEEE FOR MOTHERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
erin says – reply to this

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shit, my husband gets up at 3.30 and goes to bed at 9.30–every day. i can handle it, mama! haha
sad m says – reply to this

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Not a woman, huh? Um..up at 4:30 and to bed at 8:30..I'm already married to that one. And believe me, it's lame. At least my husband doesn't use more hair product or makeup than I do.
jess says – reply to this

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My fiances mother must be her long lost sister!
ceece says – reply to this

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Are you being sarcastic about working as much as ryan or are you delusional?
So, you are either 1) not funny or 2) in need of therapy. Actually, wither way, I think you need therapy
haha says – reply to this

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To quote Tony Soprano…..He's a faaaggg!!! OMG why even bother with the pretense of a fake marriage in this day and age Ryan? You can marry your boyfriend Simon in San Francisco fool!
gayda says – reply to this

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Claiming you're "too busy" for a woman is all the rage among closet cases. Any straight man would find time to get laid. It's all straight guys think about.
cut t says – reply to this

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FREAK!!!!
MICRO says – reply to this

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HEY RYAN'S MOM - SOFIE MONK WOULD BE UP FOR IT - SHE IS VERY DESPERATE FOR FAME !!!! & WOULD DO ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING FOR IT - Example : she went out with that SUPER FUGLY GUY - BENJI MADDEN for 2 years - THAT SPEAKS FOR ITSELF !!! GIVE HER THE JOB - SHE WUOLD MAKE A GOOD FAG - HAG !!! ….
RAD Q says – reply to this

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RADICAL QUEEN SAYS………………………I DON'T THINK RYAN'S MOMMA NEEDS TO WORRY ABOUT HELPING HIM PICK OUT A WIFE, AS IT'S MORE THAN OBVIOUS THAT IF RYAN WERE LOOKING FOR A PARTNER, HE'D BE LOOKING FOR A "HUSBAND"…A BIG BUTCH "TOP" NO DOUBT !
CK says – reply to this

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He goes to bed at 830?
MAIA says – reply to this

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Family is an important element of choosing the right partner. I broke up with the man of my dreams because of his uber-Christian family. I could not tolerate 50 years of statements like "We took Amber out of ballet because they dance to music by Beethoven, and Beethoven was a homosexual." I tried like hell to have him 'divorce' his family, whose views he did not share, but tolerated. Did not want to hear another word, ever, about 'that wonderful Bill O'Reilly and that commie Tim Russert'. Someday I will write a book called: 'What the fuck ever happened to Christian Charity' because most of the so-called 'Christians' I've met are all about being unforgiving and narrow-minded. By the way, I never read the comments once I post, so don't expect me to see a reply. You'll be wasting your time. Just Remember- Jesus accepted whores to his dinner table, so maybe you want to rethink what you do in the name of Christ. I have a feeling he'd had some queers washing his feet too.
Hey! says – reply to this

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O_o
Kewl says – reply to this

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Jesus accepted whores at his dinner table?
danie says – reply to this

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looks like howard stern does just fine with those hours…
Crybaby & says – reply to this

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*YAWN*
ryans says – reply to this

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Re: meee – funny, but i heard that it's you that's the girlieboy.
Spank says – reply to this

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Queer as a $3 bill!
noho says – reply to this

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Re: Kewl – yup, dude, he did, and he didn't invite either one of us. boo hoo
Fabul says – reply to this

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Mommies in for a big surprise when Ryan marries a boy.
@v@ says – reply to this

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Lots of women have that schedule. If a guy treats his mom well, he'll likely treat his wife well, too. Like him or not, Ryan's got it going on.
@v@ says – reply to this

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What!?! Perez is just as close to his mom. He's just stirring the story pot here.
ginaa says – reply to this

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that's a badddd picture.
Dick Gozinya says – reply to this

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Only problem is he was a breast feeder and you, you are a bottom feeder!
Chele says – reply to this

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You can do better with your hotness! Loking so fierce lately!!!!
jul says – reply to this

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shutup fat ass all you do is sit at starbucks all day typing away. dont act like you really do anything besides update your website and get fat. stay ugly mario
kathy says – reply to this

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LMAO!
Fran says – reply to this

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Good Mom!
D says – reply to this

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Three to a bed in the Seacrest Family! Mommy, Ryan and Stepfordwife to be!
Saga says – reply to this

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WOW!….I used to think Ryan was HOT, this pic makes him look old as fuck…and ugly. What is he doing to his face, then he has that skinny fat thing going. What ryans mom doesnt know is that he has men crawling into his bed at 8:30 p.m….but even I dont wanna fuck him anymore.
scars says – reply to this

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Ryan looks really ugly, and he has that gay smile thing going on.
esy says – reply to this

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Maybe they are looking for a "bride" (HA,HA,HA!) because now he CAN get married in California, right?

I mean, yeah….sure….with a woman. sure, right.A woman, not a man, no,no.

PS: he's so busy, but apparently he finds time to eat (look at that head!)
am says – reply to this

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Everyone has time for girls.
gaybo says – reply to this

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ANY celebrity who says he doesn't have time for a girlfriend of wife is GAY! They stay busy on purpose to have an excuse to avoid the whole why aren't you seeing anyone question.
ameri says – reply to this

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he's so annoying.
tome says – reply to this

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did you say momma's boy or queer boy???????????
tome says – reply to this

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momma's boy??? i thought you said queer boy?? butt boy???
Gboi says – reply to this

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HOW OLD IS SEACREST HE LOOKS REAL BAD. BOTOX TIME
Sammy says – reply to this

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Does Ryan know he has a double chin?
David says – reply to this

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plezzeeeeeeeeeeeee….Ryan is so gay it makes my teeth hurt….but then I would love to get between those thighs and get my jaw bone moving…LOL
Perez says – reply to this

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um Perez.. Ryan wakes up at 4:30 in the morning to RUN 4 MILES YOU FATASS!!! Obviously you WOULDN'T make a good couple because first YOUR FAT and second your GAY and Seacrest ISNT, and third HE MAKES LEGIT MONEY WITHOUTH ADVERTISING/PROMOTING HIMSELF TO HIS LISTENERS!!

soo how many people SIGNED UP for your Gossip on the GO?! HAHAHHAHAHA
and how many items of clothing have you sold at Hot Topic? AHHAHAHAHHA

DUMBASS.
old h says – reply to this

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Look how chunky his little cheeks are, mamma must be breast feeding him again and by the look on his face he needs a diaper change.
Nikki says – reply to this

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I LOVE to go bed at 8:30. Ryan & I would be perfect together!!!
LIAR says – reply to this

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Perez you always say how you get up at like 4:00 a.m. & you are on East Coast time but your website is never updated that early. I've checked it at 7:00 a.m. Cali time & your site isn't udated. You so don't work as hard as you want everyone to think.

I love Ryan but wouldn't want to date hin!!
Ryan says – reply to this

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Um, Mom…it's me, Ryan.

Yeah, yeah, um, well, didm't mena to do this in public but, um…

I"M GAY. But, yeah, you know, I still want your approval…

Love ya.
AMO says – reply to this

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I only wish my son would ask my opinion on who he dates, but unfortunately it doesn't work like that. Mommy knows best.
DIANE says – reply to this

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Notice he isn't wearing his colored contacts
UN UM says – reply to this

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Re: Perez – Starting a sentence with 'um' doesn't make you sound smart, it makes you sound like a fucking idiot.
4 says – reply to this

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He looks like he is the one of the guys from that movie, "Stuck On You".,,,with the weird arm attached to his side. Ha!

I think the 'Jesus had whores had his table' remark by the other person is a ref. to Mary Magdelene, but just guessing.
jenbu says – reply to this

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weak.
Sperm says – reply to this

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Doesn't his mama know that Seacrest smokes COCK??
Ryan get's my nomination for TOOL of the Year!

He's a COCK Goblin that needs to exit the closet…..
Ray says – reply to this

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Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay.
IMOO says – reply to this

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This is nothing more but a way to publicize that seacrest is a heterosexual. Bullshit! This guy will never comeut unless he's seen on camera or photos of him making out with guy!
CATH says – reply to this

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Oh Please. I am married to a man who gets up at 4:30 a.m. and goes to bed at 8:30 p.m., so I guess there is someone in this world who wants to go out with a guy like that. We have been married for 25 years and have a solid marriage.

By her comments, it sounds like Ryan's mommy has a controlling hand, and calls the shots. She sounds like a bore.
woof says – reply to this

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Kimberly Caldwell is a BEARD too.

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