Will Work For Food
Filed under: Brooke Hogan > When Celebrities Blog
Brooke Hogan is DESPERATE.
The reality TV star and failed singer is fishing for work.
She's taken to her official blog, begging someone to hire her!
Says Brooke:
BROOKE NOW ACCEPTING PERFORMANCE AND APPEARANCE DATES!!!
Category: MusicBrooke is now accepting offers for Live Tour Dates, Live Performances, and Appearances.
Call now to book a date. Brooke's schedule fills up quickly and she doesn't wanna let anyone down!
Paradise Artists
Charlie Davis- 805-6468433
http://www.paradiseartists.com/artists/brooke_hogan/index.html***************************
RockStar Promote
Greg- 323-782-8056
RockStarPromote.com
Any takers?????
We're sure Brooke's fee is very very affordable.
She'll probably even blow you….and your dog too!
Posted: June 20, 2008 at 12:30 pm
1st
2nd
haha
3rd!
1st baby!
I wouldn't subject my dog to her! BROOKE HOGAN IS FAT!!!
4th
Haha…I don't like her
I love ya, P, but sometimes you make me cringe. That last line is one of those times.
5th?
LOL
I think she'll the blowing to her mother lol…
Poor Brooke….Her Mom could probably book something more easily than her.
i bet she'll *leave* the blowing to her mother.
How sad… I bet that family wishes they'd never signed up for their reality show… Everything has gone downhill for them since… Did you guys see Nancy Grace the other night? They showed recent footage of John G. the kid that was almost killed by Nicks stupid drag racing… Its heart breaking to see how the rest of that kids life is going to be… Makes me even sicker to hear Linda Hogan talking about how HER life is over on those horrific voicemails that were leaked… That family goes to show that MONEY doesn't mean a thing when it comes to being happy!
Blow your dog? I pray for the day your ugly fleabag dog gets hit by a car Mario.
Re: camo – Is a retarded piece
sad
That "blowing" comment was cruel.
when is she gunna learn she CANNOT fill her fathers footsteps!!! teehee
Why are you such a disgusting horrible person perez?
FUCK U PEREZ YOU SHOULD TALK YOUR THE ONE WHO SUCKS DICK
Uh no you blow dogs perez. You're stupid.
maybe we should rename her Broke Hogan
ill take her…HAHA
ouch ^_^she should consider another field of work…or something else…
Perez….she is about to have a reality show on VH1 called Brooke Knows Best. I don't remember when it will air but that is consider a job tho!!!
this remind's me of the time it was raining like the dickin's and my rain gutter's were plugged up so I went out on the roof to stick a broom handle or what not down to clear them and to my surprise i stumbled upon a squirell nest full of egg's. not wanting to harm them,I took them inside and called my neighbor so he could loan me his pet anaconda to incubate them and in about six week's we had the cutest clutch of baby squirell's runnning around the house and the snake was a great mother to those squirell's. she let them nurse all the time, she would just lay there and let them suckle and she would groom them and lick them. It was the cutest thing you would ever see. well, gotta go. I have a rally to attend at the intersection of florence and normandie in los angeles because I think rodney king is about to get into some kind of trouble and I want to be there when it start's and then we will go over to my friend's house to feed his roller pidgeon's
Ah I'm sure she's not as affordable as you, P fat and nasty.
I usually agree with you but cut Brooke a break. Poor girl doesnt have a chance with that family!
Poor Brooke… she should have followed up on her Hooters application… maybe then she'd have money, and not settle for playing at Frat parties…
hi
perez, show the footage of john graziano in the hospital!!
ONLY LOW CLASS WOMEN WEAR RED FINGERNAIL POLISH
you are a perverted asshole. that comment at the end was totally unclalled for. but i am sure you know a lot about blowing dogs you ugly fucker.
Is she drinking? In a CAR????
Once again Perez, who are you to talk?? First you rip on the fat Aussies now Brooke Hogan wanting work. You are constantly fishing for hosting gigs on here! I'm guessing you're bitter after your miserable turnouts for your "fashion line" and your lack of good hosting gigs.. I mean you do realize the places you've hosted at are ghetto and you're only hired because the "bigger" hosting names won't do it, right?
dude, your sucha fucking scumbag.
I looked on that website and they have SOOOO much more people that are a lot more talented than Brooke Hogan (Hell, my 3 year old is more talented than that twatwaffle). They have freaking Foghat, Jerry Stiller, Joan Jett and Weird Al…although Brooke is probably the cheapest.
You know, the people who cleaned up after our gradution party did not do a good job.
If she's available, maybe I should give her a call and have her finish the cleaning.
How about a REAL job like the rest of us: secretary - waitress - child care provider (Oh no, never mind…..)
SOME sort of real job might do her good. Going to work every day 9 to 5 and struggling with bills like the rest of the world.
more like BROKE HOGAN
Poor Brooke Preze Lose Some Weight Then U Can Call Sum 1 Fat u ugly look fat cunt
For all of you criticizing Brooke, someone you dont even know, you guys are in dire need of a life! I mean this fat fuck sits at his laptop all day making fun of people more successful than he is. He obviously has very low self-esteem. At least Brooke doesn't make appearances at Hot Topic and no one shows up even after getting offered free gift cards. And saying that she would blow a dog? You make me sick. And I'm not even a fan of this girl.
WHEN DID HOGAN MORPH INTO GWEN STEFANI?
AS IF!!!….. Brooke's schedule fills up quickly
Ya know, this would be funny if it was not so sad. Maybe she should consider going back to school and getting a high school diploma..then she could actually work at a McDonald's or something of that nature.
Wake up Brooke, you never had a career to begin with …you suck as a singer and basically you just suck in general. You are not attractive, you wear way too much make up to the point you look like a tranny…
Grow up and get a life.
She is such a pretty girl, but someone needs to break it to her that she can't sing worth a damn, and don't even get me going on her dance skills! Maybe she could pursue acting or modeling, or … dunno… become a local weather girl or something. She's wasting her time with her "singing" unless it's in a karaoke bar where no one really cares if you suck.
so she still can't do those free shows @ the mall and carnivals? they won't take her anymore??!! LMAO!!! god, what is she still doing in music, wasn't she dropped by her label? she must owe a lot of money to the IRS or something…but i agree with perez on her, she's a failed singer and too much an ego-maniac. to think she actually thought she was gonna be 10x bigger than britney and christina!! ROTFLMAO!!! well, maybe her chin is…
Re: you g – hello??? is this your first time on Perez's page??? This is what he does and this is what we do….rip on people…
it gets us away from our day to day normalcy…can some of the cracks be cruel - yes, but life is cruel. If you do not life perez or the posts on his web site, find another one.
Brooke Hogan SUCKS and she's a coward! I tried to send her a message on her MySpace and you can't unless you're her "friend" … what a loser! Man Up - Bi*ch
give the girl some credit, at least she is trying to work and support the family now that they will be broke. I'd do her in a heartbeat.
Re: My As – LMAO 'twatwaffle' I swear I've never heard that one ^_^funny
Fuck you Perez.. Brooke has done nothing wrong. I bet she gets more gigs than you.. So SHADDUP about Brooke and concentrate on selling your shitty rags on HotTopic.
Bitch
Re: Jen – wait, so, she is a coward because your couldn't send her a message because myspace policy says that you have to be a friend to do that? WOW, I bet you suck dicks on a heartbeat
There's nothing bad about promoting her perormances in myspace. Stop attacking her
Brooke's schedule fills up quickly and she doesn't wanna let anyone down! OH PLEASE! What schedule does she have? Visiting her brother in jail and testifying in court for her parent's fake divorce to protect their assets?
Oh jeez are these people ever gonna learn? Instead of fishing for money, she needs to spend some time working through the heart and volunteer herself as an aid to local hospitals. I am most certain that those children, men and women, and elderly injured for LIFE will be happy to have the company. In fact, I know a family who couid use some compassion from the Hogans as we speak ~ not that the Higans could give a Sh*t about the pain and suffering other people go through due to their OWN selfsih & drunken mistakes. Afterall, lifelong coma and paralyzation is gods karma the Hogans say, and people like John Graziano had it coming. thanks for the vent Perez. Dumb is going to last an eternity for this family.
By the way, who would even HAVE her? Maybe she could make an appearance so the audience can throw mud and tomatoes at her sorry self. She's got no talent, and she's sure as hell not respected by the communtiy to make the world a better place. So what's her gig? What is she promoting or selling that would make people even bother showing up? Birdbrain this fool gal is.
When does her schedule start filling up quickly? (I don't think I can write anything as funny as Perez did on this…) When Pigs Fly??? (Nope… see?)
i thought she had a reality show coming out on VH-1?
She could defenitly model, maybe acting would be a good idea as well. Her single was cute, but no cigar. She should consider whoring it up for playboy, dancing with the stars ( oh wait, think she auditioned, wasn't d-listy enough for that one), more reality shows…boat shows?porn? hot dog on a stick?
SHe is a skank ass whore who needs to die in a awful and painful way with the rest of her trashy ass family.
She ain't blowing my dogs. My dogs have standards. That whole family is fucked. Good!
I would not let anyone in that family watch my dog much less hire them for anything else. She can pick up on her street walking jobs…….
Re: v –
Plus sized models are pretty have good figures too, that nasty bleached ass cow couldn't do shit cept suck off her daddies wang…like always.
Once a C—T always a C—t. Just goes to show you don't have to be poor to be white trash. In the can she goes along with her idiot brother. Mr Wha Wha I wanng go home and have my mommy breast feed me.
GO LOOK AT THE VIDEO OF JOHN GRAZANOS WITH A FOURTH OF HIS HEAD GONE ON WWW.SUPERFICIAL.COM—– you will truely hate all the Hogans.
Maybe someone should send poor Book one of these: afterthoughtsecards.com They're pretty hilarious.
I just saw the video of John Graziano and his extreme life-changing injuries. This whole family should be ashamed of themselves and to be fair, their lives should be as horrible to live as John's will continue to be. Ged rid of them; with enough bad press and ostracism, maybe they will leave the country. All of them, except the little whining Nick. Keep him in jail forever.
Your a twisted sick MF Perez ..!! How old are you?
Re: F v – ewwwww thats a horrid visual O.o it's creepy enough that her bitchbag momma is dating a guy that looks like her brother's idiot fetus twin…WTF is wrong with these people?
YOU ARE SO STUPID PEREZ. She's a hard working woman! Something you'll never know about and never be! A woman! EVERY celeb has times where they take time to dedicate and help give their fans the best time ever so shut the fuck up and get a fuckin grip.. You're always fucking late on your pictures and who is spotted where.. Dumbass.
"She'll probably even blow you….and your dog too! "
YOU ARE DISGUSTING PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!
McDonalds here in San Antonio is always looking for help.
Do You feel like a real MAN when You pick on a Young lady Perez?
If her schedule fills up so quickly, then how come they even have to make this advertisement??????
I hope You aren't reading this gossip Brooke- Stay strong if You are! And ignore this FOOL!
yea shes got her own show coming up on VH1 so….out of all the hogans drama why are you trying to make her out to seem like the bad guy makin fun of her…you dont see her in the tabloids do you…..
Perez, I think you should leave people alone. Stick to the Wack, Tacky and True stuff and leave people who are already suffering in their personal lives alone! You are relentless and Just plain mean and it's probably because you, yourself are unhappy. May God have mercy on you.
why oh why is she trying to look hot in this picture. she looks like a fat cracked out version of gwen stefani. girl, give it up.
the target store in redmond is hiring. She can get work there. I saw an ad for it.
NO SEATBELTS! Not on her or her mom.
I was with you until the last line.
Perezzerz!!!!!!! That's not playing nice.
(Aside - She looks pretty in that pic)
Oh well, now the "Hulkster" is gonna have to sit on you.
Who the hell would actually hire her to sing and dance? She sucks! She would be good as the She-Hulk in the sequel to The Incredible Hulk.
She's talentless and fat but I'd still take a dump on them titties and perhaps fist her butthole. I bet I could easily get up to my elbow if I got her to relax a little. Maybe she could do a talent show at the jail her shit face brother is in? I bet she lets her moms boy toy piss in her mouth. There's probably a Wal Mart in Boise that is trying to decide whether to bring her in or just rent a sno cone machine and a clown that makes balloon animals. If all else fails there are people that like fat dumpy chick porno.
I knew Your Homosexualality would lead You to beastiality! Sick Pup! "blow you….and your dog too!"
Re: Pooti –
Why does everything depend on whether a person is fat?
And what is fat, exactly? I think we concentrate so much on cellulite, real or imaginary, than on what really matters.
Too bad she doesn't have a brain, otherwise she could actually go out and get a real job. Her parents must be so proud!
Seriously… That is so fucking rude. Your blogs are good 75% of the time, then you have something like this that just makes you look like an indecent human being. Pull it together. I'm sure you haven't been through half the shit this poor girl has.
So, can we start calling her "Broke Hogan" now??!
Next stop………porn.
How much just to BLOW my DOG?
Perez, that last comment is just sickening. You have no morals.
As for Brooke, maybe she needs to get a real job. Nurses are in demand.
shes isnt 21 yet, how is she drinking wine??
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PEREZ, beastiality is a crime, you fool.
I'd let her blow me
Maybeeee….we could all scrape up enough money to make her go away.
ugh! …enough.
I've been checking Brooke's website every day to see when I can finally book her for an event. I realize her schedule fills up pretty fast so I want to be at the head of the line to book. Imagine my joy when I just found out that I now have the green light to call and hire her. Wow, what a great day!!
Perez…aren't you doing the same thing??? Aren't YOU desperate that you are charging $4.99 for your gossip phone calls?? You can be very hypocriticals sometimes. Stop making fun of other people just to make yourself feel better. I like it when you report possitively about celebs and when you find these crazy stories. But when you start bashing people…that's just wrong. You BLOG too Perez. Just like Brooke. News flash Perez….celebrities are humans too and have feelings. You humuliate so many of them. Yes..some deserve it. But others like Jennifer Anniston, Tyra and many others are good and talented celebs. They do more than just sit on their ass and copy and paste stories from TMZ and people.com/ Come on Perez….lighten up a bit and stop being such a hypocrit…….