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Bad news for self-loving Mario Lopez!

Turns out Katie Holmes wears the pants around Broadway.

Mrs. Tom Cruise is set to make her Broadway debut this September in All My Sons.

However, in order to make that happen and offset the cost of having her star in it, they're going to need to use the same theater that currently shows A Chorus Line.

An insider reveals, “Katie wouldn’t sign a long-term agreement with her show, which is why it’s the limited run that it is. They had to figure out how to make more money with the time they had with her.”

So the solution was to move to a musical theater.

The insider adds, “Musical theaters have more seats than a traditional playhouse, so they can sell more tickets each week. That’s how the show ended up at the Schoenfeld Theater (where “Chorus Line” runs). Because of the “All My Sons” rehearsal schedule, they had to cut Mario Lopez’s run in “A Chorus Line.”

As for Lopez, the source says, “He might be People’s hottest bachelor, but he’s pissed. Let’s face it, he doesn’t have much going on right now.”

Burn!

Let's hope Katie's show doesn't suck too hard.

But it probably will!

[Image via WENN.]

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    1. 1

      1st!!!!! oi aspar

    2. Bree says – reply to this


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      Like Katie has much going on for her either other than the fact that shes married to the Scientolo-king.

    3. nora says – reply to this


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      hey!

    4. Jag says – reply to this


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      first!!
      I agree, katie sucks

    5. queen says – reply to this


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      5th?

    6. c says – reply to this


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      This is old news Perez, come on now I need something NEW!!!!!!

    7. katie says – reply to this


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      SAVE KATIE FROM THE DANGEROUS RACKETEERING MIND CONTROL CULT!
      SAVE KATIE FROM THE DANGEROUS RACKETEERING MIND CONTROL CULT!
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      SAVE KATIE FROM THE DANGEROUS RACKETEERING MIND CONTROL CULT!
      SAVE KATIE FROM THE DANGEROUS RACKETEERING MIND CONTROL CULT!

    8. Rache says – reply to this


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      Ok, a hell of a lot more people are going to go see Mario Lopez in A CHORUS LINE than go see Katie Holmes (of Dawson's Creek fame) in some play no one's ever heard of.

      Seriously, he's been doing a lot the past few years, and what the hell has she done to deserve to be paid to a point were the producers have to plot to make enough money.

    9. Maria says – reply to this


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      Who cares?

      Perez,
      This is not a communist country. I am not a racist. However, Charlie
      Sheen said a bad word in private. Why is it ok to call a woman the "C"
      word. But a felony to say the "N" word. That is absurd !!!!

      Also, leave Bruce Willis's daughter alone. If I were Bruce Willis - I would get you back good. Demi Moore is best friends with your idol, Madonna.
      You are going to pay for your meanness, Perez. She's just a kid. Leave
      her the hell alone.

    10. Victo says – reply to this


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      I see those two getting together to talk about it.

    11. tom says – reply to this


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      Tom Cruise is gay. Find a new beard Tom! You freaking psychopath midget freak!

    12. bffji says – reply to this


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      I thought Katie was ok until she got duped into becoming satan's Stepford wife.

    13. savem says – reply to this


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      SAVE KATIE!
      SAVE KATIE!
      SAVE KATIE!
      SAVE KATIE!
      SAVE KATIE!
      SAVE KATIE!
      SAVE KATIE!
      SAVE KATIE!
      SAVE KATIE!

    14. kt says – reply to this


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      Katie had to AUDITION to become Tom's Stepford wife. Google it. He picked Scarlett Johannsen and Jessica Alba first, but they went running. SMART GIRLS!

      Poor Katie! ;_;

    15. Jill says – reply to this


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      I heard Katie was locked in a room by the cult for 6 weeks and forced to confess all her deepest darkest secrets. They brainwashed her into not leaving Tom.

      The girl is scared!

    16. Laury says – reply to this


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      Screw Mario Lopez, that twat needed a reality check. He's always relying on his good looks to get what he wants. But Katie should be careful though, I know Tom Cruise has brainwashed her into believing she's this powerful, A-List actress but if she keeps up the 'tude, she's going to become persona non grata in Hollywood.

    17. roach says – reply to this


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      mario is a selfish little jackass!! I'd rather watch katie than that fucking idiot!!!!

    18. xenu says – reply to this


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      DOES YOUR CHURCH FORCE YOU TO DISCONNECT FROM FAMILY MEMBERS?
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      DOES YOUR CHURCH FORCE YOU TO DISCONNECT FROM FAMILY MEMBERS?
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      DOES YOUR CHURCH FORCE YOU TO DISCONNECT FROM FAMILY MEMBERS?
      DOES YOUR CHURCH FORCE YOU TO DISCONNECT FROM FAMILY MEMBERS?
      DOES YOUR CHURCH FORCE YOU TO DISCONNECT FROM FAMILY MEMBERS?

    19. Reyn says – reply to this


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      Re: Rache – Off-topic: All My Sons may not be Arthur Miller's finest work, but it's an important piece that is well-known throughout the theatre world. It's debut on Broadway garned a Tony for Best Play. Just thought I'd point that out; I'll go back in my corner, now.

    20. lala says – reply to this


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      I love Mario Lopez!

    21. Jane says – reply to this


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      Perez,"Let's hope Katie's show doesn't suck too hard."

      You wish Perez!

    22. DIANE says – reply to this


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      OMG_ He's a HUNK!!

    23. FPrez says – reply to this


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      WHAHAHAHAAA PEREZ.. FOCK OFF MAN.. YOU KNOW WHAT'S THE DIFFERANCE BETWEEN YOU AND KATIE HOLMES, THE GIRL GOT TALENT! UNLIKE YOUR SORRY ASS, COMMENTING ON STARS THAT WONT EVEN TAKE A SHIT ON YOUR UGLY ASS. THAT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE SOOOO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU! EAT A DICK AND DIE SLOW PEREZ!

    24. Kruze says – reply to this


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      I can't stand either of them. Mario is a Tony Danza fruitcake wanna-be celebrity.

    25. Steph says – reply to this


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      A Chorus Line is closing anyway (NOT because of "All My Sons")… on Aug 17. Which is well before previews begin in that theatre. This is suck FAKE drama. Read playbill.com if you want real theatre news.

    26. kit says – reply to this


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      Who is Katie Holmes again?

    27. Lara says – reply to this


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      How the HELL is a chick who's voice sounds like Michael Jackson gonna make it on Broadway? Good Lord, I hope this bombs…
      Hey, here's a suggestion: If you hate Scientology and you can stomach spending the money to see it, go with all of your friends and BOOOOO your ass off during the entire show. ;)
      (Although I mean no offence to the other supposed actors stupid enough to be in a show with the Stepford Wife Herself.)

    28. Cerag says – reply to this


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      Mario Lopez is such a homo!



    29. 29

      oh, pls, everyone knows this is gonna suck hard!

    30. meee says – reply to this


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      ALL MY SONS IS A GREAT SHOW

    31. Lon says – reply to this


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      Since when is Katie Holmes a star, Broadway or Hollywood? (Anyone remember "Mad Money"?) If the producers are counting on her to lure in theatre-goers, who are much more discerning than movie audiences, they're in for a very rude awakening!

    32. Marky says – reply to this


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      Boycott all $cientologists, all their projects, and all those who promote them. Your money will only end up in the hands of a dangerous cult.

    33. dee says – reply to this


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      Re: Reyn – iawtc

    34. Ewwww says – reply to this


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      Hate them both. He's an ass and she sold her soul. You couldn't drag me to see that shit with a limo, premium booze, The Russian Tea Room and a great nightclub afterwards. Okay….I am lying.

    35. Holk says – reply to this


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      Dude - Chorus Line was already set to close! Get the real story you big drama queen! :) Chris

    36. Cleo says – reply to this


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      What this really means is that the entire cast and crew will be out of work so that a no-talent hack can do a vanity project! It isn't really Katie's fault, she is only looking out for herself, but it is a shame that producers would kill one good show to prop up what will most likely be a disaster.

    37. bee j says – reply to this


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      lately mario looks like hes been doin some coka if u follow. hes washed up. no one wants to see that shit

    38. liza says – reply to this


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      it's a brilliant play. even a crap actress like her would have a hard time screwing it up.

    39. Tally says – reply to this


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      Perez, know your facts before you post it. ACL isn't closing because of All My Sons. The show is a limited engagement not just because of Katie, plenty of other stars are in it and they can only do it for a short time to accommodate their schedule.

    40. FUCK says – reply to this


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      It's a classic Arthur Miller play, you fucking asshole. Oh WAit, Perez, you're a dumb uncultured slob. So yeah, never mind.

      Fuck you, Perez.

    41. bunse says – reply to this


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      I've seen her in a few movies. I didn't realize she was really an actress.

    42. Sprin says – reply to this


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      Am I the only women on the planet that thinks Mario is a ugly??

    43. Chino says – reply to this


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      HA HA Greaseball

    44. me says – reply to this


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      I don't understand why they are treating Katie like she is this huge star….HELLO, she went from Dawson's Creek to Tom's stepford wife. WHAT THE HELL??

    45. mel says – reply to this


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      THIS STORY MAKES NO SENSE! THATS NOT HOW BROADWAY WORKS! THERE ARE OTHER MUSICALS THAT WOULD HAVE CLOSED EARLY IN THE SUMMER ANYWAY.

      THEY WOULDNT CANCEL A SHOW THAT WAS MAKING MONEY TO PUT A SHOW WITH KATIE HOMLES THAT MAY OR MAY NOT MAKE MONEY. CLOSING A CHORUS LINE WAS A SEPARATE DECISION IM SURE!

    46. butta says – reply to this


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      I wish everybody would leave Katie alone. She's an adult, no one forces her to do anything. She makes her own choices!!

    47. $CIEN says – reply to this


      47

      Let's hope everyone boycotts this complete garbage.
      Let's hope all the anti'$cientology protesters come out and picket the show
      .
      BOYCOTT ALL $CIENTOLOGISTS, THEIR PROJECTS AND BUSINESSES
      BOYCOTT ALL $CIENTOLOGISTS, THEIR PROJECTS AND BUSINESSES
      BOYCOTT ALL $CIENTOLOGISTS, THEIR PROJECTS AND BUSINESSES
      .
      DON'T SUPPORT THOSE WHO SUPPORT A DANGEROUS CULT

    48. JJ says – reply to this


      48

      $cientology masquerades as a benign self help religious organisation.
      It is not just a kooky church, it is a dangerous CULT.
      Find out what $cientology doesn't want you to know about it.
      lermanet.com
      whyweprotest.net

    49. truth says – reply to this


      49

      "[The court record is] replete with evidence [that Scientology] is nothing in reality but a vast enterprise to extract the maximum amount of money from its adepts by pseudo scientific theories… and to exercise a kind of blackmail against persons who do not wish to continue with their sect.

      Judge Paul G. Breckenridge

    50. truth says – reply to this


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      $$$cientology is NOT just some expensive counselling service.
      It is a highly funded and well connected organisation that wants to effect change.
      Don't support celebrities who support the cult - they donate millions and millions of dollars to this malicious organisation.
      Boycott Katie Holmes
      Boycott this show
      Boycott anyone who refuses to acknowledge the heinous crimes of this cult
      $$$cientology is a big fat global scam

    51. what says – reply to this


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      katie,
      you may have married tom cruise.
      buy you have also lost all your credibility in the eyes of the public.
      you are a second rate actress but i guess tom can buy your way into anything you want now.
      problem is, everyone still thinks you are a foolish girl who has sold out to a cult.

    52. luly says – reply to this


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      I wouldn't give Mario any money. No offense to those who like him but the man might be hot but he is a woman cheater and that doesn't go well in my book. I wouldn't pay a penny to see the guy.

    53. WarOn says – reply to this


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      A Chorus Line is closing because of poor ticket sales, and All My Sons is seizing the opportunity to take the space. A Chorus Line IS NOT being closed down just for All My Sons. Also, there is a fantastic cast for All My Sons and it's a great play. Whether or not Katie will be any good in her (supporting) role has yet to be seen, but this is hardly "Katie's" show to ruin. And both productions are produced by entirely different people so I doubt there was some kind of vast conspiracy to close down one musical and open a play.

    54. mindy says – reply to this


      54

      I equate looking at Lopez to vomitting. My big toe has more talent than than shortass self-involved moron.

    55. amy says – reply to this


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      All My Sons is a classic show, and the cast of this production includes theatre & movie heavyweights like John Lithgow, Dianne Wiest, and Patrick Wilson. So, just because Katie Holmes is married to a creepy scientologist, and some morons on here who know nothing about theatre or this show say it's gonna suck & bomb, doesn't actually mean it will.

    56. grus says – reply to this


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      Tom is probably calling the shots. He was probably the one that made her sign a short contract. Tom is worried that she will have freedom and a mind of her own, and being the mental Nazi that he is I am sure he is in complete control of her. Oh, Tom your mid-life crisis is too much.

    57. ali says – reply to this


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      we're talking about a play written by the arthur miller. lopez and holmes have fame for now, but lets not equate bad with miller. yes, she probably won't be good-but the production will.

    58. peach says – reply to this


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      Maybe the fact that she can't change her expression from robot to living human being - won't show in a theatre as it does on the big screen. But the fact that she can't act will certainly be evident.

      I wonder if Tom will hog the spotlight like he always does.

      I love live theatre but you couldn't pay me to waste my time to see her in any production - movie or theatrical.

      Thank God she's not in The Dark Knight!!!!!!

    59. john says – reply to this


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      Mario is on Extra, Hosts Americas Best Dance Crew, and satrs in a Chorus Line…I think that is ”stuff" going on.

    60. mj says – reply to this


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      Why in the world did they need katiebot? They have John Lithgow and Diane Wiest (SP?) in the cast for goodness sakes!!! Why didn't they just cast Mario as one of the sons (LOL), THAT would be worth seeing. It really bugs me that there are so many, many, MANY talented stage actors out there that could act katiebot off the planet, as well as off the stage, yet she gets a chance because of her sperminator relationship?
      *
      I would love to see JL and DW, but I won't see the play because KH would be too much a distraction for me. All I would be thinking about during the play is if I can see the strings that Tom was pulling from above!! Ehh, so much for the great white way…consider me out on this one.

    61. Patri says – reply to this


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      What's with EVERYONE bending over backwards for this chick??? First she blantantly gets to cheat in the NYC marathon and now this? Mario was there doing his show first and now what? He's not as important as this golddigger..C'mon people, what's right is right!

    62. tiff says – reply to this


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      Who knows maybe he'll bang her and kill 2 birds with 1 stone. No more Tommyboy (who is getting really old looking, and not so cute) and no more scientology (Love yourself because you are your own god religion - whacko's).

    63. meds says – reply to this


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      look at all the crazies constantly posting about Katie Holmes. She's a big girl and she can decide which religion she chooses. No one is putting a gun to her head you wackos. give her a break already and take some more of your medication or less of it for that matter

    64. JJAZZ says – reply to this


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      I DON'T CARE IF MARIO DOES STEROIDS………….I WOULD LICK THAT MAN'S JOCKSTRAP
      .
      .
      .
      .
      I'M SUMMERTIME AND JIMMYJAZZ IS MAN HUNGRY AS EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    65. JJAZZ says – reply to this


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      I WANNA LICK MARIO'S JOCKSTRAP……….WHAT A FUCKING BEAUTIFUL HUNK OF MAN……..I WANNA LICK HIS THIGHS AND TOUNGE WRESTLE HIM

    66. conce says – reply to this


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      Re: katie – AMEN.. Get Katie, Suri and Bella and Connor OUT