Incest Is Best

A shocking new book about Hugh Hefner is about to come out - dropping bombshells about the media mogul - and it's all true!
"This is the most authoritative book ever written about me . . . It's all essentially true," says Hugh, who cooperated with Steven Watts and gave him access to his personal papers for the soon-to-be released book Mr. Playboy: Hugh Hefner and the American Dream.
So, what are the most shocking allegations????
1) Hugh's had gay sex. Not so shocking!
and
2) Hef once had a foursome with his brother, his wife and his sister-in law. And, yes, Hugh banged his sister-in-law while his brother watched.
Ewwwwww!!!!!















































FIRST.
sicko!
awesome
BLAHBLAH
what happened to your eye piggy?
What's with the black eye?
third
oh my … that shit is gross
why is your eye black?
Hey Perez, it's me. Thank you so much for showing me in this photo. I miss you! I still can't believe you got me because some twink dick slapped you in your huge head. Wow, good times.
See you soon!
love
Shiner
Whoa what happened to your eye?
Oy vey!!!
beurkkkk
"Nice eye "
im about it
What the fuck happened to your eye!?
1st
First! Paerez got knocked the fuck out
Was the gay sex with you or John Mayer?
eyeS?
hah! awesome
whats up with perez's eye?
yeah thats really not surprising and grosssss..
PEREZ WATS WITH THE BLACK EYE??????????
what happend to your eye PEREZ?
Eeeeeww!
Hi, its really me, please stop coming to my website, you are all only enabling me. If you want up to the minute gossip, go to the more reputable tmz.com. You won't be dissapointed:)
LOL.
someone needs concealer, and lots of it!!!
Who gave P the shiner?
What happened to your eye?
what happened? how did you get that shinner?
What's with the black eye?
do you have a black eye?
perez, u would hit it, wouldn't you ?
what happened to your eye
thats disturbing..
WTF! Hef will fuck anything with a pulse
Whats happend 2 ur eye?
Third!
second what happened to your eye perez
whats up with the black eye perez????
What the hell happened to your eye.Lmao
Who punched you, Perez?
…whoever it was, I'm sure you deserved it
why is youre eye blue perez`??
What happened to your eye.Lmfao
THATS HOT
what happened to perez's eye?
Perez! What happened to your EYE? It looks like you have a black eye!!!
did perez get beat up?
So, you're not going to tell us what's up with your eye? Did someone finally kick your ass?
Perez what happened to your eye?!?!?
what happened to your face? :O
Hahahaha that is fantastic! I might have to read that
Hugh is such a sexuall freakk!
Thatss hot
Who ate all the pies Perez, you were doing so well. Keep it up!
I'm not sure but isn't this an old picture of Perez? He's much thinner now!
omg gross
whaats up wit ur eye perez??!?
whats with perez's face…?
Well perez everyone wants to know…. whats with the eye?? C'mon, you cant show a picture to the public unless you are ready to explain….. =)
Remember, Perez had eye surgery a few weeks ago. Probably the reason for the redness around his eye.
DUHHH people…
this is a WAY old photo!!
P got punched, but a LONG ass time ago (just look at his hair and body!!)
what's with the black eye ??
P.S.
Get well soon
What happened to your eye PEREZ? And why are you looking so fat?
THIS IS AN OLD PIC OBVI! he is way skinnier now and doesnt have pink hair
The black eyes is makeup done for a photoshoot.
This pic is old.
Damn you non perez followers!
the black eye is makeup-perez posted a you tube video explaining it.
Is this an old pic? Whta happened to your eye?
What's with the shiner? More rough sex?
The black eye is make-up for Rolling Stone many moons ago.
P-nasty, if you erase this again I will quit sending you celeb spottings.
HE NEEDS TO GET CANCER…….HE IS SO LOOSE………..
ahahahahaaaahaahaa…looks like someone else got BANGED in the eye!!
Dude, this is the man behind Playboy. How is that shocking?
I knew something was wrong with Hugh, I didn't know he was a freak!!!his brother watched him have sex with his wife WTF?
whats up with ur eye?!?!
You people crack me up. Don't you remember when Perez posted a video about his black eye? It was makeup. I think it was for a photoshoot or something. He only wanted to have people talking, and apparently it's still working.
WHY ARE Y'ALL ASKING ABOUT THE BLACK EYE? IT'S AN OLD PIC PEOPLE…GET WITH IT!!
Foursome with his brother? That's fucking gross! I shouldn't be surprised though - this is the same guy that dates girls young enough to be his great grand-daughters.
Gosh! That man is going to hell, for sure.
wow, interesting………! let me think about it for a few seconds………EWWWWWWWWWWWWW FREAK!
why is your eye black?
did jesse metcalfe finally bump into u and give u the ass kickin he promised pigezz?
WTF HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE?!
and ewwwwww his borther watched him do it! THATS GAY!
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED PEREZ?????????? DAMN HE LOOKS HIT. LITTERALLY. OUCH PEREZ….HAD TO SEE THAT COMMING THOUGH….
That's not a secret or a surprise. Hugh was an open bisexual back in the day.
ÅÅH JAG ÄLSKAR KENDRA !
Hef is one sick mutha fucker!! Can't say I'm suprised though.
WOW…if forgot how fat you were! But heads up…most people go right back (i know i have, mucho times!), so don't throw away any of your fat clothes, fattyman (in Jamaica they'd call you battyman!)…but feel free to toss that wig!
Ewww…
wow im not shocked… but perez WTF happened to your eye??????
Re: glenn – this is an old picture…moron
who slapped you in the eye? ouch !!!
And people admire that old fucking perv???
He has probably singlehandedly done more to
damage the quality of life for wome in the world
than anyone, by promoting a fucked up and
totally fake image of women and their worth in society.
Oh, and FUCK YOU in advance to the stupid ass comments
in response to this post by losers who jerk off to playboy.
Yeah, I know, I must be a fat ugly lez, whatever, shit for brains.
Did "Mushy Fartone" finally kick your ass fatboy?
er hello…………how did the darling Perez get that shocking black eye in the picture?????????????????? Nikki the Brit
Totally disgusting.
Hei Perez? Who punch you in the eye? Clay Aiken maybe Tom Cruise? I think was Beyonce
Hef needs to bang the whigger right out of Kendra.
hey perez, got another shot to the eye did ya?