The Gold Digger Found A Man!

Filed under: Anglophilia > Heather Mills

Heather Mills has gotten herself a super hot new boyfriend!

Click here to check out pics of him.

Unfortunately for Mucca, this dude's not a multi-millionaire!

    Posted: Jun 22, 2008 at 4:23 pm / Email this  »

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    1. Tori says – reply to this


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      first

    2. sdfsd says – reply to this


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      second

    3. ZackB says – reply to this


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      fuck her

    4. shesh says – reply to this


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      1st

    5. laura says – reply to this


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      first

    6. amaly says – reply to this


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      cant even see him

    7. ;{ says – reply to this


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      Some men just don't listen.

    8. Steve says – reply to this


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      11th bitches!

    9. Paul says – reply to this


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      She's about to learn what it's like to be on the receiving end of a gold-diggers scheme. Splendid! :)



    10. 10

      Eh, I've seen better.

    11. dista says – reply to this


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      Hi, my name is Phillymonster. I pose at Madonnatribe. I just want people to know that I am an ex Madonna fan now and I also think gay guys deserve to die of aids.

    12. andre says – reply to this


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      Too bad Mucca didn't watch Ugly Betty or she'd guess that Jaime is possibly a plant by Paul. Get the popcorn!

    13. kate says – reply to this


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      Heather Mills is an ugly shit-eating prostitute..

      i LOVE her!

    14. I says – reply to this


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      well obviously he wants attention and money. maybe he's trying to become something and wants the publicity from here to spark his career. shes a bitch in every way of the word, so why else would he want her? its nice to see that she's gonna get used by a gold digger instead of being the gold digger… awesome. i hope a 'defensless' seal bites here on her ingorant ass…:O

    15. oldfa says – reply to this


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      He'd better be the f*** of the century, because some random dude who is 36 years old and making about $1600 bucks a month, is hardly a "catch…" More like a self-involved loser, hoping to hit on some needy bitch to take care of him — oooh, now who does that sound like?

    16. lulu4 says – reply to this


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      Instant karma gonna get you

    17. sTAR says – reply to this


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      HAHA watch this guy will totally Fedderline her !!!!! hahahahaha



    18. 18

      Now it's her turn to feel the other side of the gold-digging coin! lol Stupid, horny whore!

    19. LH says – reply to this


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      Good for her.

    20. I says – reply to this


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      Her turn to used for $

    21. fuck says – reply to this


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      that shit is not a hunk, u fat pig.
      but maybe to you he is since you cant probably get any dick yourself.
      fuck you with heather's plastic let

    22. drpin says – reply to this


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      Howard Stern thank you for the wedding invitation. Were very excited for you can't wait. Dr Rand Pink Gynecologist

    23. 666 says – reply to this


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      Re: dista
      why so bitter? did your boyfriend like to get it up the ass on your bed?
      hope YOU DIE OF AIDS AND FUCK YOU AND THE GODDAMNED LIZARD YOU CRAWLED OUT OF BITCH AS CUNT

    24. grus says – reply to this


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      This could be a case of reverse gold digging. Heather might see how it feels…to be ripped off by a gold digger, as we all know that she is one herself. Enjoy Heather.

    25. Sophi says – reply to this


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      Why does he not have any hair on his body?!?!?

    26. Mandy says – reply to this


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      So…Heather Mills is banging some random pool boy, while Sir Paul is scoring with women half his age and twice his height! That "Cute Beatle" thing has got one hell of a shelf life, but good for him! And good luck to the pool boy, too– hope he robs the greedy bitch blind!

    27. m says – reply to this


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      he's a lil chunky, and the face does nothing for me.

    28. m says – reply to this


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      Re: fuck

      "fuck you with heather's plastic leg"

      lmao

    29. Ammie says – reply to this


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      Good for Heather. Why shouldn't rich women have gorgeous younger men? You go girl!!!!

    30. kelli says – reply to this


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      yummy

    31. haha says – reply to this


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      you go girl! She has her own money and now she can date for looks.

    32. kalia says – reply to this


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      Hey, good for her. Just because she got a divorce, she can't date a good looking guy? Maybe she is set for life, maybe this dude is just using her…who knows. Who really cares. She's hitting the sheets with a hunk, what else matters?

    33. NOFUK says – reply to this


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      I DONT CARE HES HOTTTT

    34. Jewel says – reply to this


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      Hope he cleans out her bank account

    35. will says – reply to this


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      ohh … you mean Gold Digger found herself a Gold Digger!

    36. yobmi says – reply to this


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      I smell a goldigger…and it aint just Heather.

    37. Regan says – reply to this


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      Now I ain't sayin he a gold digger….
      Seriously…if you're this guy there is not other reason to "date" Heather Mills other than for her (sir Paul's) money. the article bored me a lot so I didn't read all of it but I don't think it mentions if he is an aspiring actor. My guess is that he desires some sort of fame and fortune. why else date that COW?



    38. 38

      I don't worry about hating her, she's got a great fake leg, so fuck her.



    39. 39

      HOPEFULLY THIS DUDE IS A KEVIN FEDERLINE SO SHE CAN GET A TASTE OF HER OWN MEDICINE..

    40. d.f. says – reply to this


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      bye, bye. paul mcartney's money. the whore will get hers someday.

    41. PayUp says – reply to this


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      She should be able to afford him!

    42. Smile says – reply to this


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      Re: dista – Hi your name is dumbcunt. You used to be a human being.You deserve to get fucked with a broken beer bottle & bleed to death in pain & agony! Have a nice day!



    43. 43

      The boy is probably an amputee fetishist. The money doesn't hurt either. Poetic justice would be for him to take her for all she's worth. She wouldn't have a leg to stand on. That would hurt.

    44. Sprin says – reply to this


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      Come on Perez give Heather a break, at least she does a lot for charities and you know what? it serves that old goat Paul McCarthy right for going with a much younger women…

    45. Beth says – reply to this


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      Sorry, but he's a million times hotter than PM. PM has always looked like an ugly woman to me. ALWAYS.

    46. Xtina says – reply to this


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      Heather Mills shamelessly advertises her contributions to charity so often it's disgusting to me. In every public statement she has ever made, she tosses in a comment about saving something or somebody. It's not charity when you use it for PR. YOU'LL NEVER BE A FRACTION OF THE WOMAN LINDA WAS!!!

    47. PEREZ says – reply to this


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      Davy is right. Give it 2 Me is a great song. However, I will be surprised if it gets little,
      if any, airplay on American radio. Madonna does get shafted on all her solo stuff, even if they are good songs and radio friendly. They are always talking about how old she is.
      Who cares? What does that have to do with anything? If a song is good, it is good and all
      her songs are. They played 4 Minutes because of Justin Timberlake and partly because
      Timbaland was involved as well. I have a feeling any single she puts out from here on
      to American radio airwaves will struggle. That is a sad fact when you see what trash
      is at the top of the charts nowadays. I doubt everyone has to vote and call and beg
      radio stations to play those songs. Unfortunately, fans have to do that with Madonna
      songs and they STILL don’t play them. The rest of the world got it right. America got it
      wrong

    48. melan says – reply to this


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      Wow! He is Hott! What the hell does he want with that one legged piece of trash?! Maybe it for the money? Did she get that much? I don't pay attention to stories with her in it! If thats the reason, with his looks he could have found someone way hotter with even more money!

    49. Kylie says – reply to this


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      I am so glad, maybe she'll learn to find her own money, she was nowhere near good enough for Paul.

    50. Mod says – reply to this


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      He's nothing to look at. Alessandro Cortini is better looking.
      Alessandro Cortini is the SEXIEST Italian alive. Modwheelmood rocks!

    51. %#@! says – reply to this


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      karma is a bitch whore!!! i hope this stupid whore marries this golddigger and he takes her for everything she's worth

    52. Mable says – reply to this


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      Ha! When all is said and done, she'll only have half of what she wrung out of Paul. I'm gonna sit back with a bottle of Purple and watch the fireworks. Anybody gonna join me? I make a mean Purple Mojo, lol. This is gonna be good.

    53. Jill says – reply to this


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      Obama is going to get his asshole kicked in the coming election if he doesn't find a "drill now" solution to these great depression creating gas prices. His solution to tax the oil companies is just going to make gas more expensive. Those taxes will just get passed on to consumers. What a douche! He should have taken an economics course so he understood supply and demand. Is this guy the biggest fuckface you ever saw or what?

    54. Texan says – reply to this


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      why is this dancing with the stars reject still news?

    55. Jaye says – reply to this


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      maybe he can relieve her of some of that money she got in the divorce settlement. He looks the type.

    56. OUCH! says – reply to this


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      ……..MAN, HEATHER GONNA GET SUM DRILLING FROM THAT PORTLY HUNK.
      ….BET SHE WILL 'HIGH KICK' IN BED WHILE BEING DRILLED SO HARD THAT HER LEG WILL COME OFF AND GET STUCK IN THE CEILING!!!! OMFG!
      ……..I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JEALOUS. HE HE HE

    57. Usuk? says – reply to this


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      Re: Jill – I support McCain, and yet that was the silliest and most juvenile and unexpected and near-unintelligible piece of shit post I have ever read. Congrats u lunatic.

    58. sui says – reply to this


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      Pink donates another $30million to The Rand Pink Cancer Foundation.

    59. c. says – reply to this


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      oh plz. he had to say it was for the kid so he has a legitimate reason to spend the kid's money.

    60. BEER? says – reply to this


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      Re: Jill – #54. "Jill," you are a prime example of why most drinking establishments are closed on election day. Have another beer, then sleep it off cunt.

    61. $$$$$ says – reply to this


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      Hmmm, he has a handsome face and nice bod but it's obvious he's going to look better than Paul - my god - he's 28-years-younger. I'm sure he KNOWS Mucca received 24 million. No wonder he dumped his girlfriend. The tables have turned and it's Heather's turn to get her heart broken.

    62. Uptow says – reply to this


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      I heard the guy was a ped-freak. That's wot I heard.

    63. Beth says – reply to this


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      It is obvious why this guy is with her…free publicity. Once he is a household name, he's gonna dump her ass.

    64. Judy says – reply to this


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      "Bravest man in Britain" LOL Run Forrest, run!

      Since he's broke, I don't suppose he likes her for her money……….



    65. 65

      ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!

      p.s he's fug

    66. flowe says – reply to this


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      Man - watch your sorry ass! This woman is from the Planet What? If you can mess with Paul McCartney imagine what she can do to you!

    67. Karma says – reply to this


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      That man is F-I-N-E. He needs to sperminate & marry her STAT so he can take half of her alimony after divorce. (It would be great if he was hired by Stella so SHE gets the money!)

      USA & UK do not want you, Heather! Move to Dubai!!!!

    68. Ugh!! says – reply to this


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      Everytime Perez posts something about Heather I ask this question & no one ever answers. PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME!!! What does Mucca mean? I know that everyone calls her that, but why?

    69. Mills says – reply to this


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      Jamie…I have one word of advice. RUN!

    70. jill says – reply to this


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      Re: Usuk? – Yeah, right, sure you support McCain. It may be "unintelligable" to you because your are a dumbass and dont understand the principles of supply and demand, either.

      BTW, I don't support McCain because he is a RINO, but he's better than the Communist Obama. I'll likely support a write-in candidate.

    71. Jill says – reply to this


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      Re: BEER? – If I had another beer I'd run the risk of waking up with a ugly douche like you next to me. No Thanks!



    72. 72

      He's hot.
      Poor dumbass.

    73. Poiso says – reply to this


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      Re: Ammie – TOTALLY. I'm tired of all the shit that she's been given. SHe married him for his money and he married her for her look and youth. Fair trade! Get over yourselves people. That's life in a rich man's world.

    74. sunki says – reply to this


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      Re: Beth – yea you would know your most likely an ugly woman



    75. 75

      Re: Paul
      Um, Sir Paul, is that you? I love Wings! LOL
      OK back to reality, you're right, he sounds as dodgy as a three dollar bill and what kind of a guy is a kids rep anyway? I think that's more sinister than funny.



    76. 76

      Maybe he will hit her over the head with a plastic leg and take all her money and spend it all on BEATLES memrobilia!

    77. ed says – reply to this


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      LOL! Good, I hope he dates her then takes her for every penny. Karma is a bitch Honey.

    78. Cat says – reply to this


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      Wouldn't surprise me if he's actually been in the background for a while.

      Be ironic if she gets taken in by a gold digger herself though.

    79. Evita says – reply to this


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      She brags that he is so much fitter than Paul? Uh, yeah, and 30+ years YOUNGER! What do you expect, you douche? Paul is also not a hotel employee.

    80. crong says – reply to this


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      sucked in ugly cunt, your turn now hopefully

    81. Erin says – reply to this


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      He's hot!!!!

    82. onefr says – reply to this


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      Yes, now hopefully she will get milked for all the money she took from Paul.

      That would be fantastic, Karma is a bitch

    83. Zoe says – reply to this


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      I hope he's a gold digger. Other than that who cares.

    84. karri says – reply to this


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      Good for her.

      I can't imagine Sir Paul was all that pleasant to live with.

    85. Cloy says – reply to this


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      haha Showing an interest in her knowing what we know, the dude GETS what he deserves!! ;) lol

    86. Brand says – reply to this


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      It's more like the gold digger found a gold digger! GOOD! She deserves to have some pretty young man take all that damn money!



    87. 87

      How does 5 yr age difference make Him a "toyboy"?

      You go Girl!!!

    88. Lucie says – reply to this


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      1) Okay….so the new guy is HOT!
      2) Paul was way HOTTER in his early days & is STILL Freakin HOT!
      3) Paul is a musical genius & has left his mark in history……HISTORY!
      4) I'm gonna laugh my ass off when he uses her like the 'sugar mama' that she's good for.
      5) Then I will feel sad because poor Bea is caught up in all this S@!t.

      Karma my friend….Karma!

    89. seria says – reply to this


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      "Bravest man in Britain", this is soooo good!!! He must be in it for the money, at least that's what I hope!

    90. bob says – reply to this


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      THIS WOMAN IS THE WORST OF THE WORST…..SHE IS NOTHING MORE THAN A MONEY CRUBBING CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY ONLY WISH TODAY IS TO SAY IT TO HER UGLY FUCKING FACE "YOUR A FUCKING CUNT AND THE WORLD HATES YOU, YOU ONE LEGGED WHORE!!!”

    91. trin says – reply to this


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      Let's hope he takes her for every penny of Sir Paul's money!! THAT would be sweet justice!!!

    92. raven says – reply to this


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      He may not have money, but she does. They say paybacks a bitch. Mucca gonna find out!

    93. fagfa says – reply to this


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      Wait - isn't this the same bitch who has only one leg? what a fuckin gimp. The guy must be a total pervert, maybe he wants to make love to the fuckin stump. what a fuckin sicko.

    94. leave says – reply to this


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      She's heavily involved in many important non-profits. Leave her alone.

    95. bette says – reply to this


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      "Bravest Man in Britain" is right! Cute, but no Sir Paul.

    96. Sue says – reply to this


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      Good for her! He looks like he can go a round or two…unlike Paul who looks like he needs a nap!

      You go girl! Have some fun! WooHoo!



    97. 97

      holy shit.

      looks like HE is the golddigger in this situation. i bet he was paid.
      to let that weird evil bitch have a taste of her own medicine.
      LMAO! I BET HE IS! you just wait.



    98. 98

      Re: Ugh!! – Mucca
      find it out yourself on
      www.urbandictionary.com
      p.s i dont know what it means either btw.

    99. BEANS says – reply to this


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      LOKS LIKE THE GOLD DIGGER HAS JUST BEEN DUG!!!!! DUD ONLY MAKES LIKE 500 BUCKS A MONTH!!!!!!!!!

    100. R Sta says – reply to this


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      "….his body is so much fitter than Paul's".
      No crap. He's 36 you no good rotten c–t.

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