It's Getting Nastier!
Looks like someone is slowly losing their mind.
And that someone is Linda Hogan!
According to police reports, Linda called the cops to report that Hulk Hogan was driving toward her house, and when she noticed him, she decided to follow him around town.
WTF?
Linda proceeded to call 911 and when she mentioned she was following her ex, which she supposedly has a retraining order against, the operator says, "Ma'am, ma'am, stop following him!"
According to the report, Linda now owns both house. One on the beach, and the other larger one near Clearwater, FL.
When police arrived at her house to question her, she told them she was at home near Clearwater during the early morning of May 22nd while boat repairmen were working outside to fix her boat.
She then left to meet up with her daughter Brooke for breakfast, but after waiting 45 minutes, Brooke never showed up.
Burn!
Your own daughter stands you up for breakfast, without so much as a call to cancel?
It was during that time that one of the employees called Linda saying Brooke was at the house and kicked out all the workers.
Linda then told cops that she believed Hulk is using Brooke to spy on her. It seems Brooke has been living with dad in a Penthouse nearby.
This shit is like a soap opera!!!
Then, while Linda was returning home after locking up the beach house, she noticed Hulk's yellow Dodge Charger on the street and proceeded to follow him. They drove for a while, with Hulk occasionally stopping.
He then drove and stopped outside Linda's house for about 5 minutes and then drove off.
Linda also proceeded to tell officers, without being asked, that she feared for her life - that Hulk had been very physically abusive with her.
She even mentions one time when Hulk held her down on the bed forcibly by her throat, causing her not to be able to breathe. She did state all of these incidents were in the past.
The case has since been closed and no charges have been filed.
Poor Linda.
Linda La Loca!
[Image via WENN.]
Finally, Something She's Good At!
She Loves Her Ponies
She's gross…
ewww….
wow…
FIRST
First!xD
How did that call go? "Help, help! I'm following the guy I have a restraining order against, I'm scared! He's too close!"
- "Uh, ma'am, stop following him, then…"
FIRST FIRST I HAVE TO BE FIRST.
FIRST HOES.
FIRST?
First! This entire family has gone crazy… they should all be locked up.
Well Coke and old age will do that 2 a person
i want to eat her coochie
old news. more typos. getting sick of it.
She needs to suffer somewhere.
i lovee hulk coochie
they split up?
She's not crazy! She has probably been a victim of abuse for years! Poor Thing!
She comes across as someone who's snatch may contain Ricotta Cheese!
so weird. i was watching their "reality" show and i would have never guessed…
im excited to see Brooke's reality show now lol i wonder if this drama will be on it. Linda needs to stop being annoying.
she crazy. dresses as bad as beyonce and her mama
Hulk is the crazy one from watching that show…with his antics…although done quietly.
She is sleeping with someone who looks like her son and he's sleeping with someone who looks like his daughter. Lovely!!!!!
STALKER TINGS!
Attention high school boys,
my name is Linda Hogan, I have a house
in Clearwater, Florida.
If you are within 100 miles of me,
please CALL ME!
I'm in the book! LINDA
I would gladly shove my cock down her throat and choke her,and btw whats so fucking important about posting first! all the time?really silly asses..for your info I am FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS WHOLE FAMILY SUCKS
These people make Britney and Paris seem normal by comparison
Vieja Fea!
Seems that she has has her brains fucked out of her by her young lad.
This whole family makes me think Chris Benoit had a good idea. Too bad the Hogans didn't try it first.
aside from this being an old story, posted earlier on better blogs than this one. I must say I love the fact that he is stalking her with his bright yellow truck… wow hope no one sees him stalking her, I wonder if he had his red and yellow feather boa on while he sat in his bright yellow truck stalking this cunt.
Perez, what's up with your spelling mistakes????
SHE LOOKS FIERCE, LOVE LINDA PPLE NEED TO GIVE HER A BREAK SHE IS GOING TRU A MESSY DIVORCE
i hate bitches like this that use laws that are there the help women who really NEED protection and use them for revenge. what a bitch. i hope hulk gets everything.
Hulk Hogan needs to pull an OJ Simpson on this bitch and end it for good. if the bright yellow truck don't fit you must acquit. if that does not work then he can join his son in prison and make Nick Hogan his prion bitch… they can then make a reality show from prion "Hogan knows best, father and son prison bitch edition"
Now this is what should be on the tv show? where are the cameras when you need them?
that is one nasty looking skank, she should feel lucky someone is stalking her cunt ass… two skanks don't make a right… I still can't stop laughing… who the fuck stalks someone in a bright yellow truck…
Well she is pretty loopy to start with, but
divorce is rough and can make the sanest person into a wackjob.
I love the crazies!
this is one nasty cunt, following her stalker that she has a restraining order on… WTF can this cunt get any dumber… dumb and dumber in reality, they should put this shit on tv.
WOW! I THOUGHT THAT WAS PARIS HILTON!!!!
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TAKE A GOOD LOOK PARIS. THAT'S YOU IN 10 YEARS…OK, MAYBE 5.
Re: mark – dumb and dumber is right.. don't forget the other dumb ass was stalking her in his bright yellow truck. lol
hey perez - i was on that super talented britney spears impersonators' myspace and there is a gorgeous painting of you his friend nick san pedro did - why don't you feature it on your site? i think it deserves a shout out - hell - you should purchase it!
she looks like a 10 cent hooker… what her son is in jail so she's dating a surrogate??? GROW THE FUCK UP LINDA. She should TUCK SOME OF THAT SHIT IN!! gee, I wonder why Brooke is taking Hulk's side…
I was waiting for you to tell us what she had for breakfast on the day of this alleged psychotic stalking. That was the longest play by play ever and perhaps one of the most boring, if it's a soap opera, it's a crap one at that. Linda Hogan was not worth that much type. Please work toward getting carpel tunnel syndrome on something more intriguing.
Linda has always been crazy..bitch wears spray tan and they live in FLORIDA.. can you say coo-koo-coo-koo!
I just don't get this family. Haven't things been bad enough with what happened with your son? Can't you just pull together like normal parents and just be normal for your kids? Do you have to screw them up too? Famous people have so much material stuff, but that is not what is important. GROW UP and take care of the children that you brought into this world. They are what is important!
maybe she should stop fucking her daughters friends!
nut case for realzzz!
poor brooke!
Excuse me. Hulk is skulking around her house, he was previously physically abusive and the daughter has the right to fire workers at Linda's place and it is Linda that is losing her mind? I think not. It seems to me that she is the only solid one in that family.
I think the Hulksters little limp dick[too many steroids] was not satisfying Linda. Id do the daughter will a full load down her throat while Linda watches!! yaaaaaaa…….. Ovomit sucks goats!!
Perez wouldn't it have been easier to put a link to the audio file you ripped this story from. it's actually funnier listening to it from the hoses mouth. not that you don't look like a horse, just better to listen to it directly from the real cunt of horses mouth…
she needs to GROW UP and stop being over dramatic!!!!!
Couger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
get a life hoe.
Nucking FUTZ I say!
why is there so much hogan drama lately..remember the late 90's early 2000's when nobody gave a crap about the Hogans or even knew they existed
Re: shaki – are you high? drunk? The only "solid" one in the family? My god, the woman has the maturity range of a 14 year old. And I don't don't buy that hulk abused her. One fucking bit. Maybe he choked her during sex but that's all I'd believe. That woman was so obviously emotionally abusive to her husband on their reality show. And if she feared for her fucking life she wouldn't have followed him! Brooke honey, you NEED to do the interview!
This family is erash and nobody should watch or care about these pogs. Watch they will lose everything
This is sad because it's obvious that the two of them belong together. Just get back together, people!! It's gonna happen anyway.
Why couldn't this be on their reality show?
R-E-T-A-R-D-S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I believe her! OJ alert! OJ alert!!!! Watch out Linda…time to get a body gaurd 24/7!!!!
Maybe Linda isn't all that loca. The stragulation story sounds very possible and may be a clue to her behavior
HER DRESS LOOKS LIKE POO-POO BANANA SPLIT
I still think it's all an act, in order to split their assets, so when John Graziano's family sues the fuck out of them in civil court they won't lose as much.
These fucking losers..
No wonder the rest of the world fucking hates us.
I like her, she is pretty and nice. So, it is a shame that she has the rest of them for a family. What a shame. That poor woman! She must feel like she wasted the past 25 years of her life devoting herself to a family that doesn't remember where they all came from, and who took care of them! GO HAVE FUN!!!!!!! IT IS YOUR TURN NOW!!!!!!!
I am sorry but am I the only one 'on" to the Hogans game. They are only getting a divorce to hold up money in the courts. Don't you think that it is interesting how both are trying hard at both ends to freeze the accounts, and assets…this is going to last forever people. The other GF and BF is all part of the horse and pony show. Do not buy into it….period!
Perez, You are writing things in something other than English and I'm not understanding!
It sounds like now adays divorce problems! Leave Her alone!!
She probably told him to pin her down on the bed and choke her; cochina. They're white trash.
For the first time ever, I feel bad for Brooke Hogan.
What is she wearing? It looks like an oil slick.
Hey Hulk, ain't KARMA a bitch BROTHER!
Hmmm. Why does that sound so familiar?
I think I've heard that somewhere before.
U must have been a real a$$hole earlier in ur life to now deserve this.
Like my dear old deceased pappy always said:
The fuckin u get AINT WORTH THE FUCKIN U GET!! LMAO
Guess u should have picked one with brains instead of boobs BROTHER!
LINDA~U have got to be the stupidest cunt on the planet!
"Oh officer, Hulk scares me, I'm afraid for my life"
BUT u follow him around in ur car stupid biatch!!
And to think Brooke is the NORMAL one!!!
Re: Tre – #68 VERY interesting theory.
I have to agree it does make all kinds of sense.
Wonder if they got some pointers/tips from OJ?
Re: meg – #67 We know it's u Linda, ur not fooling anybody.
i used to love hulk back in the day..but lately that whole family is jus a complete embaressment especially since the daughter and mother look like men and the boy looks like a fag
No one gives a shit.
i wish they would all fall off a cliff so i never have to hear about this kind of crap again.
why cant they get a life and move on?
That horrible car crash has completely destroyed that family. Nick is in prison, mom is in the first stages of dementia and Brooke is soliciting for work on the Internet. It will take a long, long time for the Hogans to get beyond this mess.
she is a old lady for that her behavior is like a kid ….look at the mirror…….please leave hulk alone ……..is enought for the poor man.
This is the stuff they need to show on VH1
She is a crackhead. I am still a Hulk fan and things like this make me even more so. Let the wife and the boy do all the crazy stuff Hulk.. just lay low and let them be the circus.
me love u long time perez!!!..lets have babies:)
It is really sad what has happened to the Hogans
Re: Hater – you're dead on! If that's not Linda Bollea than God help this country with all the stupid fucking people running around (with the power to vote!).
and people still watch their show because??????????????????
I, honestly, Just feel bad for Brooke.. My heart goes out to her.
the fact that she followed him proves she's nuts.
she should of called 911 from HER HOUSE instead of from her car when she was FOLLOWING hogan who she has a restraining order on.
what a dumbass.
And who really cares???
Re: Gigi – that's funny!!!
ude strangle that phat hog too if u had to live with her dumb ass.
This lady is acting like a person who is addicted to drugs…I hope she is never harmed but at the same time she should'nt waste the police time on bull hockey.This is one family that would be best to get the heck out of the public eye!!jesselee
She is a money burning furnace. If Hulk doesn't do anything he will have nothing to pass on to his children.
Get off the antidepressants Lynda….trust me on this. .
Check your grammar, moron. A "retraining order" and she now owns "both house". You're retarted.
Granted this is a bizarre situation, laughing at and talking down on someone who claims being abused by there husband is not a joke. You need to grow up and watch which battles you choose to pick.
IT'S THE CURSE OF THE REALITY SHOWS!!!…WAH! …WAH!…WAH!
That woman is nuts, if you saw the reality show you could tell how messed up and full of herself she was. I think Nick takes after her and Brook seems to take after Hulk. Hulk was only way over protective of his kids, but they were in hollywood and we see how young kids have become without a parent around when there trying to become famous.
I think the divorce is a scam so that kid that Nick put in the hospital will only get a 1/4 of Hulk's money instead of half of it.
This bitch is fucking stupid
poor brooke. her mom wants to be 19 again and is clearly jealous of the attention the rest of the family gets. this mother is nothing with out her husband.