New Music From Heidi Montag!
Filed under: Fashion Smashion > Heidi Montag > Francophilia
We've gotta hand it to her — at least she's persistent!
Heidi Montag is DETERMINED to make it as a singer.
The Hills star has leaked released a new single, simply called Fashion.
The production - by RedOne - is pretty good. The vocals are completely computer-enhanced, which is VERY good.
But, the lyrics are totally weak!
The best part of the song is when Heidi starts singing in French - no joke. Maybe we liked that the best cuz we couldn't understand what she's saying!
Check out Heidi's Fashion below.
Do you like the song???
- So-so (13%)
- No (80%)
- Yes (6%)
Total Votes: 135,816
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Posted: June 23, 2008 at 4:16 pm
first
someone give her a real job so she will stop
Yiha!
I just played this at my desk - I wouldn't blame my boss for firing me because of it.
WHAT?? Is she joking? That's really a song? Wow! Pathetic!
I'M FIRST, I'M FIRST I FEEL AS IMPORTANT AS FUCKIN SHIT BECAUSE I THINK I'M FIRST!!! BUT I'M NOT!!!
hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha
that sucks
Yites.
wow its actually not as bad as the other stuff.
like i could see this on a runway playing.
Perez! youre the best! probably cause youre cuban. and cubans are the best no doubt, cause i'm one too
Terrible.
Heidi nooo!
This is just terrible.
Wow, that is the WORST song I have ever heard in my ENTIRE life.
OMG THAT IS THE WORST SONG I HAVE EVER HEARD!!!!!!!!!!!
Ya, dumbest song I've heard in my life.
Heidi if you're reading this.
Stop trying to be a Paris wannabe.
Hmmm…I like it
(ish)
i hate her!
lol oiiccc lol
french!
This whore used to be cute. Now she has fake tits, fake hair, horse teeth, nose job and looks like an old woman. Would not tap it.
oh man. this song is bad. oh man.
umm..no
This is a total rip off of Gwen Stefani's "Harajuku Girls." It's so obvious. Also, I like how they tried to rhyme fabulous and nuts. Um…… hm?!?!
THIRD!
1st!!
garbage
What a fucking joke…just like Jayne Mansfield, right People mag?
Can't even be bothered to comment, that's how lame
its like a wanna-be version of barbie girl by aqua! hahaha she sucks
this song is horrible… of course perez likes it. cause he has such awful music taste… to think he wants to be head a record company!
ewwww..
hahaha, wow. I can't believe that is a real song.
that's some weird shit…
wow.. really.. i totally regret listening to this
disgusting
Even though I can't stand her…I like the song. Whatever, I listen to music for the material not the person singing it.
omg.. that is some shitty ass music!!
BRUTAL.
is she trying to embaress herself?
absolutely awful. she sucks. big time.
posh spice comes to mind. cant sing its totally shiteous!!
she so sucks!!!
PLEASE STOP THIS FUCKING WHORE! Team audrina! I'm so sick of heidi she's worthless
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Me dio diarea i hate this girl,
someone really need to tell her to stop singing
This is brutal!!
I liked Higher MUCH better than this crap…and that's not saying much…
HOLY FUCK I NEED TO BECOME A HEIDI MONTAG BLOGGER CUZ THIS SHIT IS SOOOOOOOOO BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is she kidding?!
That is just horrible.
Heidi shouldn't be allowed to sing past the shower. Her voice isn't that strong, and her lyrics have no meaning. She should leave it to singers like Byonce.
I think I just went deaf. That was the most horrendous thing I have ever heard in my life.
Heidi!
stay on the hills!
and wow, in french shes just saying all the names of designers and asking them to dress her
wow
thats pretty lame :s
OMG how bad is this!!
SUX SUX SUX SUX SUX SUX!!!!! why does she bother? it's worse then High School Musical and Jonas Brothers bullshit!
did she really scream "HEIDI!!!!" in the beginning?!?! LMFAOOO i almost shit myself when ih eard that! lmfaooo
HAHAHAHHAHAHA is she fucking serious
Jaw-droppingly heinous.
my 2 year old just heard it and he began to cry
now that's bad
Terrible. I think my ears are bleeding from enduring that.
What the fuckty fuck was that???
OMG its official that all one needs is a reality show to make it ANYWHERE involving hollywood (no pun intended)…Thats is embarrassingly horrible…i wish i could say i listened to it with a straight face, but..oh wait..i couldnt even finish listening to it..ouch~
she is a Joke the song is HORRIBLE… Anyone is better then her even william Hung at least he has personality…
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" I 'm so fierce that it's so nuts" that has to be the greatest shit I have ever heard. Oh and you can only yell out your name at the begining of a song if it's a cool name. Don't just yell out your whack ass name..who yells out
"HEIDI" at the begining of their shit?? WHACK
I don't care what other people think. This must be her dream because she hasn't stopped recording songs. If Madonna had her name tagged on this you would be all over it. I love this song and can't wait for her album!
what was she saying in french? all i heard was j'adore. the rest sounded like giberish
s-
LOL!! I agree!!
This.Is.Shite!!!!!!! omg just DIE!
why is everyone being so dramatic? its a typical catchy pop song! admit it! she might not have the greatest talent but this just proves that you can put out a good song with the right people working for you.
fucking crap. fuck, lindsay lohan has better tunes than this.
Ugh.. bad.. Very very bad.
OMG..THIS BITCH IS WAAAACK!! WTF ARE THESE BITCHES DOIN??
DOES SHE REALLY THINK SHE'S A Z-LIST CELEB BYTCHES UGGGGGGGG
FUCKIN AWFULL MUSIC, UGLY BITCH, ALL THESE HILLS BITCHES ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 2 YEARS AGO!
It sucks a big one.
I think this is the DUMBEST song i've ever heard. I feel the need to write a hate blog&bulletin on myspace about it.
Some one needs to let this poor girl now she has no talent and she should tuck spensor's dick back between her legs and run away before she humiliates herself even more!
THIS SONG IS F'N RETARDED!!!!
Re: djvm – That's exactly what I thought when I first heard it….babie girl and lucky by BS
the worst song ever…
Sounds like 80's Barbie and the Rockers all over again, only even they knew enough to sing in English!
ewwwww i hate her chin. its huge. shes like the female jay leno.
She is not a singer… She should stick to bad acting
hahahahaha is she for real??????????????????///
what kind of "SONG" is that??? OMFG
THAT IS A FUCKING JOKE
AS SOMEONE SAID PLEASE GIVE THIS FUCKING HOE A JOB SO SHE CAN STOP WITH THIS CRAP
What a dumb-ass song. She needs to just go away!
It will work in japan!! hahaha
Re: s – lol! i agree!
This reminds me of Barbie Girl only I HATE IT! Poor Heidi, she needs to give it up and stop living for cameras and photo ops. Be a real person and maybe people will like you.
DIVE ON A SPIKE AND DIE BITCH!!!!!
DIVE ON A SPIKE AND DIE BITCH!!!!!
DIVE ON A SPIKE AND DIE BITCH!!!!!
DIVE ON A SPIKE AND DIE BITCH!!!!!
DIVE ON A SPIKE AND DIE BITCH!!!!!
DIVE ON A SPIKE AND DIE BITCH!!!!!
DIVE ON A SPIKE AND DIE BITCH!!!!!
DIVE ON A SPIKE AND DIE BITCH!!!!!
DIVE ON A SPIKE AND DIE BITCH!!!!!
Fucking terrible. She makes Brooke Hogan sound like Celine DIon.
Can everyone please ignore them, maybe they will finally go away…why do we care about spencer and heidi? They make me sick, they are famous for nothing. Please perez just ignore them, help with this problem.
Did she just wake up the other day and decide to become a "singer"?
Awful- I'd rather listen to horrible "cheese-y" porn music from the 70's than listen to this crap. She can't act- she can't sing. I predict a layout in Penthouse for her near future.
she needs toget over herslf…..n get a real job
OK..PEREZ U FAG, I WOULD KILL YOU IF I SEEN YOU IN LA.
U GAY FUCK..ALWAYS HATIN ON PPL..UR THE LAMEST BLOGGER.
REALLY THOUGH. HOW CAN YOU TALK ABOUT PPL WHEN UR THE UGLIEST GAY ON EARTH..LIKE REALLY..HAHAHAHAHA U DUMB BITCH GET A LIFE.
PEREZ CAREFULL THOUGH. REAL TALK!
hate it… and her. I agree with #2 someone give her a real job so she'll stop all this nonsense…. immediately!!
this song is an absolute joke…sounds like a 5 year old recorded it
I love Heidi and I like the song.
so terrible that i literally don't have the words to describe it…
what a DUMB BITCH. She sucks donkey dick.
She has all this stuff going on in her life, like her stepbrother dying, and she sings this song that sounds like a kindergartner wrote it?
Please go away. hahahaha. i'm half french and wtf? This ain't french ma cherie, de la daube, de la merde pourriture, fuck off, someone clit this bitch's tongue once for all, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
The song is ok.. but obviously we all know she can't really sing. You're right- the lyrics are horrendous. It has a good computery beat anyway..
FUCK ! I WANNA KILL SOMEONE AFTER HEARING THIS SHIT ! FUCK THIS CUNT FACE
Why can't the entertainment business be like it used to be. Marilyn Monroe was an actress. Period. She wasn't an actress/model/oil tycoon/prostitute/bank teller/whatever. She stuck to what she was good at. This isn't about only Marilyn Monroe, this was most people in Hollywood. These days, everybody tries to be everything and it gets SOOOOOO tiring.
Heidi, if you are reading this (which I'm sure you're not knowing that you probably dropped out of school too early on), please quit. You are talented at nothing. Go away. Stop.
The end.