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We've gotta hand it to her — at least she's persistent!

Heidi Montag is DETERMINED to make it as a singer.

The Hills star has leaked released a new single, simply called Fashion.

The production - by RedOne - is pretty good. The vocals are completely computer-enhanced, which is VERY good.

But, the lyrics are totally weak!

The best part of the song is when Heidi starts singing in French - no joke. Maybe we liked that the best cuz we couldn't understand what she's saying!

Check out Heidi's Fashion below.

Do you like the song???

  • So-so (13%)
  • No (80%)
  • Yes (6%)

Total Votes: 135,816

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926 comments to “New Music From Heidi Montag!”

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  1. Amyin says – reply to this


    201

    Crap! That's 2 minutes and 49 seconds I will never get back! What a waste!

  2. Laure says – reply to this


    202

    My first language actually is French and I don't understand a single word of what she's ”singing”.

  3. SOS says – reply to this


    203

    Can somebody please call an ambulance for me? My ears exploded and I can't hear the operator anymore!!!

  4. cass says – reply to this


    204

    the music is cool,
    the singing…needs some work…

  5. Pnast says – reply to this


    205

    Sounds like all that other European shit you like. Why not her? Because it's fun to make fun of her and Spencer, I suppose. The internet is ruining peoples careers and lives because people just like to blog mean shit with no basis. This has no basis to be hated by you, Perez, cuz it sounds like tht Norwegian shit or all that Euro trash that you shove down our throats.

  6. xtina says – reply to this


    206

    SHES NOT SINGING FRENCH SHES NAMING DESIGNERS

  7. Marie says – reply to this


    207

    French? What french? I heard no french there (and I'm French-Canadian)…



  8. 208

    The song will probably become a reality show theme song that Tyra will come up with.

  9. Mags says – reply to this


    209

    Does anyone remember "I'm a Barbie Girl" sounds totally like that and just as pointless. I think Heidi should stick to scripted "reality" shows and staged paparazzi shots with her Ken doll…er…Spencer



  10. 210

    its crap, its a sad pathetic attempt to recreate madonna's 'vogue'. her voice is not impressive at all even after all the voice enhancing.

  11. Julia says – reply to this


    211

    just to post a comment, but

    when you think she is singing french, she actually isnt.
    she is just saying the different designers in some type of "french" sounding voice!

  12. for r says – reply to this


    212

    Re: ~B~ – i agree!!

  13. sexy says – reply to this


    213

    Sounds way tooo much like a spice girl song…. are you sure they didn't dub it with Scary Spice or something? sounds too much like a spice girl is singing!



  14. 214

    MY EARS ARE BLEEDING! :shock:

  15. Lizzy says – reply to this


    215

    that was pretty awful. i think my ears started to bleed it was so bad.
    heidi..that girl is ridiculous plain and simple shes has issues.

  16. Aliss says – reply to this


    216

    Oh good lord… that is bad. Wow, ok, I think my ears are bleeding now.

    PLEASE!

    STOP!

    HEIDI!!!!

  17. Sarah says – reply to this


    217

    Wow, I think this is her worst yet. :x

  18. super says – reply to this


    218

    This is why we need to pass a law to stop all these stupid reality shows, these morons actually think they have talent…and just because they suck the dick of a producer or something they actually get to record a song..

  19. halp says – reply to this


    219

    that's just horrible!!

  20. Karli says – reply to this


    220

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  21. Hanna says – reply to this


    221

    OH MY GOD

    THAT'S SOOOOOOOO BADDD!!!

    EVEN WHEN SHE SHOUTED HEIDI AT THE BEGINNING I CRINGED!!

  22. kay says – reply to this


    222

    she's not even speeking french thats the saddest part it like a failed attemped!

  23. VOX says – reply to this


    223

    Is it by mere accident that the cursors in the add below the post bounce in sync with the rythm???
    The vocals are horrible!!!!

  24. amy says – reply to this


    224

    did gem and the holograms write that?

  25. BodyL says – reply to this


    225

    Where did this whore learn French: Rosetta Stone?

    Give the music business up skank. Even with all the voice enhancing you still sound like a fucking wounded animal. You might be able to get one of your singles in the top 1000 in Hungary (it's a country, Heidi).

    Keep the comic relief coming. With all the shit going on the world at present you manage to make me laugh and piss my pants on a weekly basis.

    Thanks for the laughter, Heidi!

  26. Mia says – reply to this


    226

    i listened to the first 5 seconds of it and i wanted to throw up. doesn't she know that being a music artist requires talent? atleast shes good at acting on that "reality" show…never mind she's not really good at that either.

  27. nicol says – reply to this


    227

    shes a talentless cunt



  28. 228

    How are you trying to tell me that this horsefaced-no good- cheap hooker can sing??? And more so, how are you trying to tell me that this piece of garbage song can pass as music!? She is whore-ific (emphasis on the 'whore') and she is doing a HUGE disservice to music by being associated to it in any way

  29. e says – reply to this


    229

    why don't they just let the computers do ALL the singing? it would sound the same and we wouldn't have to look at her potatohead2.

  30. she says – reply to this


    230

    What she says in French is- I love Alexander McQueen and Manolos.

  31. Mcchu says – reply to this


    231

    Um, I'd rather listen to My Heart Goes Boom by French Affair and that's not a very good song either.

  32. B says – reply to this


    232

    Did anyone have Barbie cassettes when they were young? This sounds just like a song on one of those pink cassette tapes with the awful writing and electro pop synthisized voice that is oh so much fun for an 8 year old to listen to. And the French lyrics I doubt are sang by her at all… So if all these releases are 'leaks' when are they finally going to get the courage to 'purposely' release a CD?

  33. Shayn says – reply to this


    233

    What the fuck.
    She is a disgrace to anyone in the music industry who has any legitimate talent whatsoever.
    Horrible.

  34. stace says – reply to this


    234

    sounds as though she is making fun of lauren, which makes it all the more great!

  35. Wow. says – reply to this


    235

    This is shit. Seriously. Conceited hoe.

  36. GirlW says – reply to this


    236

    Sounds So Old Pop. Like 2get+her. Omg Remember Them O_O

  37. Jilli says – reply to this


    237

    sounds like something that should be in a Disney made for tv movie

  38. megan says – reply to this


    238

    oh my god. that is the most horrible thing i have ever heard.

  39. L.J says – reply to this


    239

    WHATS HER PROBLEM ??????
    that song is just awful

  40. joduc says – reply to this


    240

    All around bad. She's trying way to hard to be something she's not.

  41. i< says – reply to this


    241

    Ashley tisdale wanna be

  42. p-rez says – reply to this


    242

    This song is ridiculous just like heidi and her whole "career" but I can totally see it playing during and 80's movie style shopping or makeover montage.

  43. saman says – reply to this


    243

    wow….. she just needs to die

  44. heidi says – reply to this


    244

    Je pense que elle est bete. Je deteste Heidi.
    Translate that you ass!!!

  45. Gigi says – reply to this


    245

    AHAHA OH WOW. The lyrics…
    Is this really what this girl wants to be remembered for?

  46. simon says – reply to this


    246

    amazing, I love this one
    XDD

  47. go aw says – reply to this


    247

    It's not good, winey voice.

    So not good.

  48. steph says – reply to this


    248

    what. the. fuck.

  49. andre says – reply to this


    249

    holy shit. my ears are bleeding. this is the worst thing i've ever heard.

  50. wtff says – reply to this


    250

    shes not singing french…..shes just saying designers names in weird accents

    SOO fucking weird

  51. steph says – reply to this


    251

    as soon as she screamed "HEIDI!!!" i was done with it.



  52. 252

    Maybe it will be a hit in some South Korean disco! It's got Hello Kitty all over it!

  53. Monni says – reply to this


    253

    Sounds like a failed Ace of Base audition.

  54. Erin says – reply to this


    254

    That is positivley the worst song I have ever heard. She needs to move on and find something else to do with herself.

  55. Alex says – reply to this


    255

    It seems like a chinese song…weird!

  56. TaMmY says – reply to this


    256

    Wow and I bet shes thinks its the shit!!! lol…well at least it will give LC something to laugh about! Heidi seriously girl stop trying to be something your not…stick to Heidiwood your clothing is actually decent.

  57. BeJee says – reply to this


    257

    Re: moon_the_pimp

    HAHAHAHA ILOVE YOU! THAT IS EXACTLY MY SENTIMENT ABOUT THIS HORSE FACED CUNT AND HER "SINGING"…

    PEREZ HOW MUCH ARE THESE BITCHES PAYING YOU TO PROMOTE THEIR SHIT.. YOU AS A SUPPOSED MUSIC CONNEUSIER SHOULD NOT SUPPORT THIS SHIT… I HOPE YOURE EMBARASSED OF KNOWING THEM..

  58. k says – reply to this


    258

    how embarrassing! please stop posting crap about her and spencer….you're not helping make them GO AWAY any sooner.

  59. TEAM says – reply to this


    259

    IS THIS A JOKE?!?!

    HER SONGS SOUND LIKE THEY ARE TARGETING 5 YEAR OLD GIRLS.

    GET A LIFE — AND WITH ALL THIS TIME SHE HAS MAKING HORRIBLE MUSIC AND FASHION LINES — WHATEVER HAPPENED TO HER BIG IMPORTANT JOB THAT THE HILLS SHOWED HER ON??? GUESS THAT WAS ANOTHER ONE OF THE "REAL" MOMENTS FROM THAT SHOW.

  60. mando says – reply to this


    260

    Really bad Ace of Base rip off.

  61. ashle says – reply to this


    261

    Ew.

  62. ic0n says – reply to this


    262

    Terrible

  63. uh... says – reply to this


    263

    For what reason is she speaking in French.

  64. Aurel says – reply to this


    264

    heidi singing in french ?!! WTF !!! Don't sing in french stupid bitch !! Go home with your super "future-ex" boyfriend and leave us alooooone !!!!!

  65. Lucyq says – reply to this


    265

    Re: xavi – you are insane if you think this shit is good. you need to move in with Brad and skank. MORON~

  66. Wimi says – reply to this


    266

    "HEIDI"!!! omg, think i lost 1000 braincelles just listing too this "song"

  67. Vader says – reply to this


    267

    fuck the haters ! Heidi is hot and the song it's not bad

  68. over says – reply to this


    268

    she needs to give up already her 15 minutes (now about 20 minutes) of fames is so over and that song is hidious

  69. Melis says – reply to this


    269

    its not going to happen for her — why doesn't she quit while shes ahead!

  70. katie says – reply to this


    270

    ROFLLLL HAHAHAHAHAH what a fucking joke this bitch is!

  71. Allen says – reply to this


    271

    I love RedOne especially what they did for Robyn. Heidi can't sing and as much as this is enhanced it still is awful.

    Dante's Cove is finally on Itunes.

    Allen

  72. Mmkay says – reply to this


    272

    Sounds like some shite Gwen Stefani would like to shove down our throats. But somehow you let Gwen get away with it since she's "a nice person." Harajuku Girls, anyone? I think these girls are listening to Gwen's new crop of crap and figure they can record songs as mediocre, shallow, and annoyingly sung as hers! I blame Gwen.

    George Carlin and Tim Russert are dead, but these no-talent ass-clowns are still alive? Humbug.

  73. Nouve says – reply to this


    273

    This is Putrid……….

  74. kate says – reply to this


    274

    this is the most AWFUL thing i have ever heard. shes not singing in french though is she? isn't she just saying designer names with a weird accent?

  75. ? says – reply to this


    275

    What is wrong with her voice? She sounds like a german man trying to sing in english

  76. 123 says – reply to this


    276

    bahaha, in french she's just says 'i love -insert designer's name-' and lists the designers names with a french accent bahaha she learned two words of french then just said all of the designers names with a french accent. begging for them to put clothes on her? is she that desperate? of course

  77. Bitch says – reply to this


    277

    this song is really not bad i actually like it hope she release a video for this so she can launch her career got to hand it to her 4/5 stars

  78. caro says – reply to this


    278

    I'm French and I can't even figure out what she's saying in French….

  79. Jill says – reply to this


    279

    What the HEFF was that?!

    P.S. PEREZ IT'S NOT FRENCH … IT'S THE NAME OF DESIGNERS.

    Duh. Research before you run your mouth.

  80. Val says – reply to this


    280

    Honestly… just because you're famous, does NOT mean you can sing! When will they get it???

    And not to mention her French sucks. If you wanna sing in another language, make sure you can speak it first… Cause you're gonna sound like a retard to the people who CAN speak it.



  81. 281

    The French lyrics are even weaker, if that's posible.
    God almighty, someone stop this rubbish…now I'm sorry I broke my boycott of anything "Hills" related by listening to that mess.

  82. Megan says – reply to this


    282

    Give me an F*** break - someone needs to put this girl out of her misery

  83. Danie says – reply to this


    283

    Gayest song I have ever heard.

  84. NAVY says – reply to this


    284

    Its horrible!! It sounds NOTHING like her and its just a terrible song overall. My 5 year old kept telling me " mommy thats a bad song, turn it off." If a 5 year old doesnt like it, then who in their right mind would?

  85. KT says – reply to this


    285

    Uhhhh…For Reals???

  86. Chels says – reply to this


    286

    haha OMG…what's is with the French…oh how funny this is…

  87. Ashle says – reply to this


    287

    This is so hideous I couldn't even finish listening to it!!

  88. suz says – reply to this


    288

    She's just annoying and her voice is annoying even for the club or wherever you'd play this crap!
    team audrina

  89. TRILL says – reply to this


    289

    KILL THIS BISH!
    SHE SOUNDS A FOOLERYfoo, HONESTLY.

  90. Eirin says – reply to this


    290

    I like the chorus, but the rest is crap.

  91. say w says – reply to this


    291

    IS THIS A JOKE??! she doesn't even sing it just sounds like she is talking loudly….and who is giving her these songs?? fashion, dress me im a mannequin?? whaaaat

  92. ~~WTF says – reply to this


    292

    WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!! Q RIDICULA LA TIPA ESTA HAHAHAHAHAHA DIOS MIO AHORA TODO EL MUNDO SABE CANTAR NO JODA!!! HAHAHAH Q MAL LE VA…

  93. omgz says – reply to this


    293

    she needs to go away…forever!

  94. Sar says – reply to this


    294

    Holy crap this is horrific

  95. Jj says – reply to this


    295

    all she says in french is J'adore….(I love…..) and then she lists off a bunch of designers

  96. B says – reply to this


    296

    The 6% are lying and VOMIT! BARF.

  97. Rosa says – reply to this


    297

    ….please make it go away….my stomach hurts.

    I just can't believe this woman garners any attention whatsoever. Plastic!

  98. Laure says – reply to this


    298

    NO! Make it stop.

  99. gg says – reply to this


    299

    OMG… I will NEVER get that minute and a half back. Someone please STOP her.

  100. alice says – reply to this


    300

    i'm french and even when she's sining in frech we can't understand what she's saying !!! that's so horrible !!!

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