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We've gotta hand it to her — at least she's persistent!

Heidi Montag is DETERMINED to make it as a singer.

The Hills star has leaked released a new single, simply called Fashion.

The production - by RedOne - is pretty good. The vocals are completely computer-enhanced, which is VERY good.

But, the lyrics are totally weak!

The best part of the song is when Heidi starts singing in French - no joke. Maybe we liked that the best cuz we couldn't understand what she's saying!

Check out Heidi's Fashion below.

Do you like the song???

  • So-so (13%)
  • No (80%)
  • Yes (6%)

Total Votes: 135,816

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926 comments to “New Music From Heidi Montag!”

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  1. GGggg says – reply to this


    401

    damn i thought sneakernight was bad hahaha
    this sucks

  2. laura says – reply to this


    402

    She should go play on the freeway

  3. irrit says – reply to this


    403

    Heidi and her DOUCHE boy Spencer need to realize nobody likes them and if they werent so fucking pathetic they wouldnt be on the media being made fun of every day
    what idiot actually thought they would gain something from working with her?

  4. Kryst says – reply to this


    404

    What a terrible song. The singing is terrible too the computer enhancing on the on the voice was awful.

    Also I am French Canadian and I am offended by how she butchered the French language.

  5. blues says – reply to this


    405

    she could do it i bet….BUT SHE HAS GOT TO HIRE SOMEONE TO GIVE HER DECENT LYRICS!!!!!! HEIDI PLEASE IF YOU READ THIS— LYRICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. jU says – reply to this


    406

    omg her french…wth…

    shes a turd

  7. Nicky says – reply to this


    407

    Geez Heidi…..

    I like Spencer and Heidi…..I feel sorry for them for the shit they cop from everyone…if they are in love - let them be!

    But nooooo - I don't like Heidi's music…i've tried - not happening though. Maybe younger kids will like it….I hate it - sorry. Too computerised and flitty kinda music.

    SPENCER IF YOU ARE READING THIS….STOP HEIDI SINGING….SHE'S GORGEOUS - TELL HER TO STICK TO CLOTHES! SHE'S ONE HOT MUMMA AND WILL GO FAR ENOUGH WITH THAT!

  8. dsogs says – reply to this


    408

    I feel like saying "Shame it's not the 80s anymore" but really, this tune sucks… Still "This song would have make it BIG in the 80s". Maybe not…

  9. meeee says – reply to this


    409

    Seriously….I HAVE to give Heidi and Spencer some credit because these kids just don't get embarrassed…..ever. You have to respect that a little haha.

  10. KIDST says – reply to this


    410

    I feel feelings of sympathy and guilt, anger for wasting my time, and regret. My son made up a song about cars and trucks when he was 2 years old and sang it in public — I should have tried to capitalize on that if this is what passes for "music" these days, that's the feelings of regret. Guilt b/c I actually enjoyed this for comedic purposes, I had to listen twice. And sympathy for everyone out there who had their feelings hurt by this song too.

  11. I'm says – reply to this


    411

    MOG - what the hell was that? Is the song really called FASHION? Come on now - WTF. Calling Brooke Hogan.

  12. Jen says – reply to this


    412

    OMG. this is HORRIBLE! when she's singing in French it sounds like she's speaking Chinese or something! Heidi isn't good at ANYTHING she does! she definitely needs to just stop. NOW.

  13. katie says – reply to this


    413

    what a freaking loser this is the worst song ive ever heard

  14. GG says – reply to this


    414

    Sounds like some dumb song that would top the charts in Europe.



  15. 415

    Re: xtina – OMG! I KNOW!!! PEREZ, SHES NOT FUCKING SPEAKING FRENCH! SHE IS FUCKING NAMING A BUNCH OF DESIGNERS IS A STUPID ASS ACCENT. Geez…

  16. Ashle says – reply to this


    416

    Shes not singing in french idiot…shes saying desginer names…which most of them are italian

  17. hmmm says – reply to this


    417

    oh gawd, i'm ashamed that we have even one thing in common … we're both a part of the human race … what an F'n airhead

  18. say98 says – reply to this


    418

    OMG barf!!!



  19. 419

    The "HEIDI!" part in the beginning was my fav. It's soooo cheesy. I can picture this song in a Barbie commercial….

  20. megan says – reply to this


    420

    owwwwwwwwww my ears!

  21. Garyy says – reply to this


    421

    Is She Serious? :|
    This Is The Shittest Song Everrrrr
    Shes A Looser Can She Not Except That She Cant Sing And Has No Talent.
    Shes Only Famous Coz Of Her Fight With Lauren Conrad.

  22. Nicol says – reply to this


    422

    WOW!

    ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

    THATS WORSE THEN VANNESAS NEW SONG!

  23. CMT says – reply to this


    423

    Lets see..she has a line of clothing, a spot on a TV show, a CD….

    All she needs is a SEX tape now! Thats how Paris got famous…

  24. Taylo says – reply to this


    424

    I have never been so embarrassed for another human being.

    She is absolutely…. no, there are NO words for what she is.

    She effing SUCKS.

    –Team LC (more so now, then ever)

  25. c-diz says – reply to this


    425

    hahahahahahahahahaha….is she realy gonna keep trying??two words heidi…..YOU SUCK!(: go back to colorado or whever the hell you're from better yet go hide under a rock!!!!thank you!

  26. Chris says – reply to this


    426

    i HATE her.. this might be the fucking worst song ever..

  27. m says – reply to this


    427

    this is music for retards.

  28. jess says – reply to this


    428

    It's so so. It's really not that bad. I like the techo beat. I guess Lauren has so many fans that no matter what Heidi does, people will critisize her. Im not team Heidi or team Lauren. The show is fake and most of the fans need to get lives. That is why I can judge this song not based on "who's team i'm on" but based on what I truly think when I listen to it.

  29. jay says – reply to this


    429

    anyone coaght buying into this needs to be culled from society, we just do not need you taking up other peoples air

  30. amie says – reply to this


    430

    that was equally as painful as her previous attempts. ugh. can't we stop giving these talentless losers the limelight?

  31. nia says – reply to this


    431

    hahahahahahahah she sucks

  32. ticia says – reply to this


    432

    HAHAHAHA what the hell was that!??? She's trying WAY TOO hard. It's horrible! Heidi…go back to what you do best…being a bleached out bimbo with fake tits!

  33. emily says – reply to this


    433

    That song is SHITEOUS… and I even like crappy pop music! I just couldn't listen to more than a minute. The best part IS when she sings in French. I didn't even think the music was hot.

  34. amiee says – reply to this


    434

    The song sucks. She and her tool should do the world a favor and kill themselves.

  35. poupc says – reply to this


    435

    I AM FRENCH AND I CAN TELL YOU THAT IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR FRENCH PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND THE SONG. I CANT EVEN RECOGNIZE MY OWN LANGUAGE!!!!!!



  36. 436

    actually its a catchy song but really, how much did heidi montag have to do with it? even her voice was processed and pitchshifted to within an inch of its life.

  37. LILFA says – reply to this


    437

    LIKE SOOOOO MARTIKA, LIKE!!!!

  38. HEIDI says – reply to this


    438

    I'm french and I DO NOT UNDERSTAND what she saying in french. That is the worst song I have ever heard.

  39. CHASE says – reply to this


    439

    PEREZ HILTON U WILL BE HEARING FROM MY ATTORNY .. IMMA SUE U FOR EVERYTHING U GOT DOWN TO THE HAIR DYE. LMFAO
    HOW DARE U POST SUCH CRAP WITH OUT AT LEAST A WARNING LABEL…JEEEZ THAT BIG PILE A SHIT HEIDI CALLS A SONG RUPTURED MY EAR DROPS.
    I HOPE A FUCKIN TRANNY IN 6 INCHE BLANIKS DRIVING A PINK CONVERTABLE RUNS HER OVER ON RODEO DRIVE..THAT FUCKIN CUNT!
    TEAM HATE HEIDI OUT!

  40. CHASE says – reply to this


    440

    PEREZ HILTON U WILL BE HEARING FROM MY ATTORNY .. IMMA SUE U FOR EVERYTHING U GOT DOWN TO THE HAIR DYE. LMFAO
    HOW DARE U POST SUCH CRAP WITH OUT AT LEAST A WARNING LABEL…JEEEZ THAT BIG PILE A SHIT HEIDI CALLS A SONG RUPTURED MY EAR DRUMS.
    I HOPE A FUCKIN TRANNY IN 6 INCHE BLANIKS DRIVING A PINK CONVERTABLE RUNS HER OVER ON RODEO DRIVE..THAT FUCKIN CUNT!
    TEAM HATE HEIDI OUT!

  41. Just says – reply to this


    441

    wow.really. even the lyrics are bad. i'm not even gonna start on the rest of it.

  42. Marry says – reply to this


    442

    Lmao; she really needs to work on her french, i'm french and i only understood one word. elle avait de la patate chaude pendant l'enregistrement ou quoi ?

  43. Bahah says – reply to this


    443

    Re: Mike – Yeah I second that. I never knew anything could sound WORSE than nails on a chalk board! Hey Heidi, stick to what you're good at… and go back to flaunting your plastic tits on men's mags. Better yet, try your luck doing porn movies? Talentless skank

  44. ash says – reply to this


    444

    This song is shit! I will she would give up and fuck off

  45. JenNa says – reply to this


    445

    honestly i think im going to start a fan club for heidi… for some reason i know its fucked up but i like it.. i still think she is the hottest or second hottest after audrina girl from the HILLs…. THE ONLY THING LAME about her is spencer… but come oon guys… that girl is sooooooo fucking hot… she can do anything she wants and i will like her…

  46. Ebaby says – reply to this


    446

    Ohmigod! This is no lie, the WORST SONG EVER! Seriously, it sounds like something a self-absorbed 13 year old with a 10 word vocabulary (that includes 5 French words) would write. My ears are bleeding now …

  47. zandy says – reply to this


    447

    oh my god, that was horrible… i'm going to go punch out my eardrums now… she should never be allowed to speak french, ever ever ever again.

  48. Dawn says – reply to this


    448

    wow…that's insanely awful

  49. Cassy says – reply to this


    449

    sounds like ashley tisdale.

  50. losh says – reply to this


    450

    It's better than the other songs she's released. She still can't sing.

  51. racha says – reply to this


    451

    go heidi! you totally suck ass and you just keep coming back… ignorance is bliss and seems to be your stongest trait. good on you sweetie. as long as people hate you - you'll keep making money. go get em!

  52. How a says – reply to this


    452

    Someone please. please. Make her stop.

  53. JB says – reply to this


    453

    HAHAHA, yaaaa, the only thing she ACTUALLY says in french is j'adore.
    then it's all designer names.

  54. bee says – reply to this


    454

    WOW. Fashion. Exactly what you would expect from a mindless fuck.

  55. CS says – reply to this


    455

    This is such OLD material and sounds! As soon as I heard it, it reminded me of the Spice Girls tunes circa 1997. They were good though …

  56. Miche says – reply to this


    456

    Eh, it's okay.
    I like the concept of the song, but Heidi is a terrible singer.

  57. Sarah says – reply to this


    457

    It sounds like something Jem and the Holograms would sing, and yes, that would be an 80's cartoon show!

  58. fossy says – reply to this


    458

    I would rather eat cat poop than listen to that shit again

  59. acadi says – reply to this


    459

    i fucking speak french and don't know what the fuck she is saying

  60. even says – reply to this


    460

    even if it is computer inhanced…it still BITES!
    Perez- I think your ears are on backwards…very good?
    How much did those media whores pay you to say that?
    Hummmmmmmm?

  61. Dude says – reply to this


    461

    THIS IS GROSS!!! Completely INSULTING to music everywhere.. stop making BAD DECISIONS… and why yell out 'Heid' where did that come from, who thought of that… horrible…. - dudette

    go back to dating fag spencer, pathetic.. - dude

  62. Caite says – reply to this


    462

    Well at least it sounds like Heidi might have written the lyrics herself!

  63. terre says – reply to this


    463

    not that bad.

  64. emily says – reply to this


    464

    uuuuuuughh…

  65. Ryan says – reply to this


    465

    Horseface Cunt! Horseface Cunt! Horseface Cunt! Horseface Cunt! Horseface Cunt! Horseface Cunt! Horseface Cunt! Horseface Cunt! Horseface Cunt! Horseface Cunt!

  66. FUCK says – reply to this


    466

    Even though i cant stand her and Hate Spencer more than words can describe, i can admit when a song is good. But this is by far and away the worst fucking piece of shit i have ever heard in my life and im serious! COMPLETE AND UDDER SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!! DUMP SPENCER AND GET A LITTLE DIGNITY BACK BITCH!

  67. sabs says – reply to this


    467

    heidi montag, plz go die.
    nobdy likes yew.

  68. AMO says – reply to this


    468

    Is she serious? Is anyone buying her shit? Just b/c Spencer likes it; doesn't make it a hit.

  69. Canad says – reply to this


    469

    Dear Perez,
    I listened to the "french" part of the song. She's just pronouncing labels with a french accent; and its hard to take it seriously because sa prononciation et sa chanson sont nulles à chier (SUCK!)! So she's not really speaking french :)

    Aurevoir!



  70. 470

    I wont even bother to hear it

  71. whoa. says – reply to this


    471

    this isnt even a song for one & second of all that isnt even french (as much as she tries it to be)!! i mean seriously shes doing bad enough singing english she doesnt need to sing french too. my eardrums are aching!



  72. 472

    WOWWWW THIS SONG IS FUCKING WEAK. What a loser. You are not going to make it with that fucked up shit hunny!

  73. Monic says – reply to this


    473

    aweful - worst song of hers yet!

  74. IHYWP says – reply to this


    474

    that song is as pathetic as her , I fucking despise this douche bag skank , only fucking retarded assholes watch that useless fucking show she's in ,I hope she choke to death while she is sucking on a dick or when she is trying to sing like a complete dumbass ,I hope she gets electrocuted with the microphone next time and finally drop dead ,too many fucking overpaid skanks in this world .

  75. YES says – reply to this


    475

    Re: Spike – I HOPE SHE FUCKING DIES .

  76. Jenni says – reply to this


    476

    There are no words to describe the pain I feel when listening to this song.



  77. 477

    i didn't even finish the song! i couldn't take it anymore!!!

  78. FUCK says – reply to this


    478

    Re: AMO – mindless assholes keep watching her fucking show ,that's why this piece of shit is still around making money.

  79. lexa says – reply to this


    479

    hahahhahahah that is so funny.



  80. 480

    I listened again, I know, that was stupid, and I had a scary thought. Did Heidi think by mentioning the designers (I thought she was trying to do a French accent when she named them, but, who the hell knows) that it was like Madonna name checking movie stars in Vogue? I know, that's insane, but I can see her thinking that, she is delusional.

  81. Missy says – reply to this


    481

    hahaa. that isn't really french, she's saying brand names…

  82. GFY says – reply to this


    482

    Can you believe that this cunt really believes she can act and will be able to get an Oscar ,hey douche bag they don't just give it to skanks like you asshole and this piece of shit has no talent whatsoever , if I ever see her on the street I will personally throw acid on her cunt face , fuck it's worth going to jail after I completely ruin this piece of fucking waste of a human being.
    FUCK YOU HEIDI ,FUCK YOU I HATE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART , YOU FUCKING WHORE

  83. M says – reply to this


    483

    Don't worry it cannot be understood by a french either

  84. BryGu says – reply to this


    484

    I likey likey.

  85. tammy says – reply to this


    485

    that's pretty bad :-/

  86. Blair says – reply to this


    486

    hey Heidi this are my favorite words to use to call you
    CUNT
    SKANK
    TALENTLESS SLUT
    BITCH
    ATTENTION WHORE
    USELESS
    GARBAGE
    TRAMP
    :)

    I believe the world hates you too

  87. shann says – reply to this


    487

    is this a joke?????
    i don't get it!!!!!!

  88. FU says – reply to this


    488

    Re: BryGu – you see this asshole is Heidi's fan , mindless worthlesss piece of shit likes douche bags like this piece of shit

  89. lana says – reply to this


    489

    wow.. i think this is the absolute worst thing i have ever heard. Why on earth would you publicly humilliate yourself in such a way?

  90. Marie says – reply to this


    490

    uhmmm….! SO BAD!! ahahah I'm french and it sounds like she's singing in japanese or sumtiing…poor Heidi…everyday less and less credibility!

  91. SATAN says – reply to this


    491

    Re: PEREZ – YOU NEED TO BE KILLED TOGETHER WITH THIS SKANK ,YOU FUCKING PIECE OF JUNK , HEY HEIDI IS THAT YOU ? GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING WHORE ,AND TRY NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN ,THEY WILL END UP SKANKS AND RETARDS JUST LIKE YOU

  92. Elisa says – reply to this


    492

    You know, I kind of hope this is all a game to her. Maybe she's just messing with us, seeing how much money she can make? She's already made a killing so far and I think most people can agree that she is a godawful singer, a worthless actress and a whitebread, boring piece of upper-class trash. So maybe she's just fucking with us? Dear God, I hope so.

  93. JR says – reply to this


    493

    Re: moon_the_pimp – I want to kill this fucking cunt so bad !!!!



  94. 494

    French? I didn't hear her sing in french. It was a bit difficult to understand her though.

  95. jm* says – reply to this


    495

    Re: amiee – Amen to that . :)

  96. kames says – reply to this


    496

    Re: Jorge – i'd still tap that ass, i guess i like saying that =]

    this is actually not too bad
    this is nothing like paris hilton peeps ..
    this reminds me of young madonna
    and fashion has almost everything to be a hit and unravel her "career", there, i said it

  97. Gary says – reply to this


    497

    I hate this whore and all the people that watch and support this worthless talentless piece of shit .

  98. thom says – reply to this


    498

    wow… she is totally trying to be like yelle's 'A CAUSE DES GARCONS' - singing in french… about fashion… (google it). wow.

  99. Isabl says – reply to this


    499

    Honestly? Lyrics were absolutely awful, but the song is rather catchy!

  100. ashle says – reply to this


    500

    are you kidding me? just stop.
    this girl has to have one of the most edited songs ever and yet she still sounds like crap. if your gonna sound atleast 95% fake, try making it worth someones time to listen to.

    you sucked on the hills and you suck at this.
    just leave america alone and stop insulting the french, you fake wannabe.

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