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Quote of the Day

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"I've spent all my fun chips and now I've parked my drinking boots in the closet. I haven't had a drink in four years. There wasn't any real specific bottom to it. I was just ready to graduate from adolescence and try my hand at being an adult. And, quite honestly, the woman I was in love with was not really that tolerant of it, so I turned it off."

- Jason Bateman tells The Independent

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79 comments to “Quote of the Day”

  1. koray says – reply to this
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    FIRST BITCHESSSSSS

  2. s says – reply to this
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    im jealous of her!!

  3. sigh says – reply to this
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    I wish my X could've manned up like this. We'd still be together if he hadn't chosen the booze over me.

  4. 4

    Not even on New Years Eve?? WHAT A BORING PERSON. DUH.

  5. GOB says – reply to this
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    oh, jason.

  6. Mr. T says – reply to this
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    i heart him!!!

  7. Allie says – reply to this
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    Yeah, Jason!!
    He could teach some other Hollywood forever-boys a thing or two about finding real happiness!
    Love him!!!

  8. kidin says – reply to this
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    I love him! (more of an echo than a post in and of itself, now that I peruse previous comments)

  9. Sasho says – reply to this
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    he still so hot after all these years! Yum Yum

  10. kRAZI says – reply to this
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    {{{{ I luv thiz guy ..hezzzzzzzzz funny }}}}}}}}}

    [[ glad 2/hear hez not boozin it up..smoke pot..itz good 4/ya ]]]

  11. lipst says – reply to this
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    Now, thats a REAL man!!

  12. Farm says – reply to this
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    Its a bold move lets hope it works out for him.

  13. gwenf says – reply to this
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    Perez really likes him, huh? Spent all his fun chips? That's depressing.

  14. JANE says – reply to this
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    Anything for a vagina .. i love the lengths men go through for women.

  15. DALLA says – reply to this
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    MAN, he is HOT. Love Jason Batman. Is he single? LOL

  16. halle says – reply to this
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    so he's a dry drunk?? narcotics anonymous and alcoholics anonymous —the only things that work

  17. The B says – reply to this
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    fuck you jason bateman. go bore someone else.

  18. pocah says – reply to this
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    I took him
    in the woods
    and I didn't have
    any clothes on and
    I sat on his face. He
    is a wonderful tongue.

  19. Lala says – reply to this
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    He's all grown up! Good for Him!!

  20. anita says – reply to this
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    Re: Atika the Know-It-All Biatch
    Are you a gypsy bitch that tells fortunes? You look scarey.

  21. todd says – reply to this
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    this is such bull shit. i've seen jason bateman drinking etc at the nightclub cain in nyc within the last 2-3 years.

  22. cap says – reply to this
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    I love him even more now.

  23. Angie says – reply to this
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    is there anything NOT to like about this guy? he's amazing. thanks perez, i'll take all the jason bateman news i can!!! :)

  24. JF says – reply to this
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    Re: sigh – Same with me and thousands of others.

  25. Q says – reply to this
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    Good for him!

  26. Tissy says – reply to this
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    I wish my husband would stop drinking so he would stop beating my ass for not having his supper on the table when he walks in our trailer.

  27. Bush says – reply to this
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    Let it go Jason. Don't sweat the small stuff.
    "It's the little things that kill." ~ Gavin Rossdale

  28. HJ says – reply to this
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    I was just reading in last week's People magazine about the big blowout party he's going to have for his 40th, so there's not going to be any alcohol there, and he isn't going to drink any? He really made it sound like in the article that his partying days of binging on drugs and alcohol were over, not that he doesn't still do those things in moderation. Eh, either way, still like the guy. He seems rational enough.

  29. ernef says – reply to this
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    weichei.

  30. Go Ob says – reply to this
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    Nothing sexier than a sober guy. Drunks guys, not so much!!!!

  31. gina says – reply to this
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    Jason is sooo yummy!! I wish most of my loser ex boyfriends had half the consideration this man did for the woman he loved.

  32. emmaj says – reply to this
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    i love him

  33. Shaun says – reply to this
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    its so refreshing to see a hollywood star who is sober. Being in recovery myself for three years, it feels good to know there are others who are in the limelight who recognize that there is more to life than just partying and getting wasted, and that a life without alcohol can be very fullfilling and FUN. And not boring.

  34. FReal says – reply to this
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    I remember Justin Bratman gave an interview to TV Guide once where he complained about fans bothering him and said that a lot of his fans were fat girls who would come up to him in McDonald's and places like that and because they were not cute it was embarrassing to him. He also got mad because people called him Justin instead of Jason…he had to point that out because it upset him so much. He likes himself more than anyone else ever could. He's a cunt.

  35. Kate says – reply to this
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    Well, nothing says alcoholic more than a remark like that! If all of his "fun chips" were connected to alcohol, then it's a good thing he quit before he got into the same boat with Hasselhof, Nolte, Mushy, Lohan, Olson twin 1, Bussey, and the greatest one of all- liz taylor. He will be a lot better off with out.

  36. FReal says – reply to this
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    He has aged much much better than Chris O'Donnell however, who is also a douchebag.

  37. Brand says – reply to this
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    He sounds like a lot of fun…I would hate to think that I "cashed in all my fun chips" at 38! Why not try moderation. His wife must be a royal pain in the ass.

  38. Chris says – reply to this
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    I love him and that interview just made me love him more. Why can't I marry him?

  39. Tinna says – reply to this
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    Jason Bateman is my secret love…
    When he was in Arrested Development I had a crush on both him and Michael Cera.. Is that kinky ??

  40. 40

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    SNIP!
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  41. Toops says – reply to this
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    He's aged so well. His sister on the other hand…FUG!

  42. Suri says – reply to this
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    Has Jason Bateman drunk from the fountain of youth? Seriously, this dude looks the same now as when he was 16. Pay attention kids. Booze ages you. Don't drink and you will look as good as this guy! Get plastered and you'll be as ugly as a Lohan!!

  43. Alexi says – reply to this
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    I'd get sober for him! LOL! He's sooooo hot and seems so genuine.

  44. Jaye says – reply to this
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    what does he mean? He can't have FUN without drinking??

  45. Blunt says – reply to this
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    Hey, um, Jason, who gives a flying fuck if the woman you were in love was intolerant of drinking? It's your decision to stop, and I admire you for having done so, and noone else's. Letting a woman dictate lifestyle changes for a man is pathetic as witnessed by pussies such as Mathew Broderick and George Stephanapoulos. Grow a set.

  46. Lynne says – reply to this
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    I wish him luck, but if he stopped drinking for someone other than himself, chances are he will drink again. I hope not.

  47. beach says – reply to this
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    that is Eric Close of "Without a Trace", not Jason Bateman.

  48. Lynne says – reply to this
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    Re: Brand – Listen up. If one is an alcoholic, there is no such thing as moderation. Once you start drinking, you give up the ability of stopping. It's a fact. I'm glad you don't know that, but please understand that's what makes someone an alcoholic.

  49. emm c says – reply to this
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    He's so cute and funny….I would take him drunk or sober

  50. kitty says – reply to this
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    funny, talented, good looking & smart. robert downy needs to call jason asap.

  51. Liza says – reply to this
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    He's still hot! Love him.

  52. Robin says – reply to this
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    Love him!

  53. jen says – reply to this
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    damn, after all these years he's still hot. whew… makes me sweat.

  54. fz5 says – reply to this
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    who cares…he may be cute to look at but a real asshole in person…

  55. Susan says – reply to this
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    OMG! He looks so gorgeous now! I bet quitting the booze really improved his looks.

  56. DeeRo says – reply to this
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    I Love Him!

  57. Joyou says – reply to this
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    what a cutie. good for him.

  58. lisa says – reply to this
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    this man has become so much more handsome over the year's…what's with his wacky sister's eye brow's though? she look's weird…

  59. racha says – reply to this
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    he is so hot.
    i still wish him and juno hooked up. they had great chemistry. althoguh, no one else seems to agree.

  60. L says – reply to this
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    20 yrs later and this guy is still a hunk and can be on the cover of TEEN BEAT!!!!!!!!!! and hilarious!! one of my favorites!!!

  61. mmm says – reply to this
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    that is one handsome man. and funny…seems like he'd keep you laughing!

  62. lucie says – reply to this
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    Humor - Sensitive - Smart - F#@CKING HOT!!! = This guy is PERFECT!!!

    I'd taken you just the way you are Jason!

  63. Kelly says – reply to this
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    You mean a Hollywood actor acting like an adult? Like a man? That's hot. Love him.

  64. E says – reply to this
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    What a hottie!!!! And a REAL man at that! Good for him!!!

  65. Fay says – reply to this
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    O, how I love thee, even more……

  66. Kim says – reply to this
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    (singing) And Iiiiiiiiiii will always love youuuuuuu!!!!!

  67. SoWha says – reply to this
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    Good for him! I'm assuming by fun chips he means the mythological free passes you think alcohol gives you to act like a douche and not take responsibility for your actions. Being an adult is fun in it's own way, way more fun that escaping though drunken foolery

  68. Mertr says – reply to this
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    Jason, you are a pathetic loser. You gave up the love of your life (drinking) for a woman who will slowy but surely knock down every pin of happiness in your so called life. She's now going to start complaining about crap that she knew about going into the deal: 1) some of your friends - will want you not to see them 2) hanging out too much w/friends 3) demanding a baby NOW - she's not getting any younger and remember this is all about HER, you idiot. 4.) you still have a slight bit of testosterone in your balls.

    Anyway, if you are a full blow alcoholic, then you obviously need to stop, but not because someone is demanding it of you. You are the one with the career and cash, she is not your equal and you should no put up with any demands from any woman. She'll just go find someone else who doesn't put up with her crap. Seems counterintuitive, but that's the way it works.

  69. blond says – reply to this
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    Arrested Development is the best show ever. Go see it at hulu.com

  70. toyia says – reply to this
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    I LOVE THAT MAN!!!

  71. KS says – reply to this
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    I wouldn't mind getting drunk with him one time. He's probably really funny.

  72. The D says – reply to this
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    I am in love with him.

  73. Lou_L says – reply to this
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    I love him

  74. AMO says – reply to this
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    He's really cute.

  75. sasha says – reply to this
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    I flove Jason Bateman!! I missed him when he wasn't acting all those years. He's a true talent.

  76. alvar says – reply to this
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    WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!!!!!
    HE LOOKS SO FREAKIN HOT IN THIS PIC
    LOOOOOOOVE HIM
    HOT HOT HOT STUFF

  77. 77

    I miss Arrested Development.

  78. Skyla says – reply to this
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    Good for him, but you gotta drink now and then!

  79. Skyla says – reply to this
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    Re: JANE – I'm sorry BUT most people I know who NEVER drink (even if they can afford to and have the opportunity to) are kinda boring and uptight. Not that I want someone the complete opposite, I just can't see myself with a non-drinker.

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