Shaq Needs To Work On His Game
Filed under: Celebrity Feuds > Zportz
We've got out hands on the full, unedited footage!
CLICK HERE to check out Shaquille O'Neal rapping (worse than Soulja Boy) at the Village Underground in NYC and taking many jabs at former teammate Kobe Bryant along the way.
Thoughts?????
[Image via Mavrix Online.]
Posted: June 24, 2008 at 12:45 pm
1st bitches..
FIRST BEYOCH!!!!!!! BABA BOOEY Y'ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shaq makes me sick. He is getting a divorce because he cheated on his wife. It's his fault for cheating, not Kobe's fault for telling.
Eh. It's funny
Shaq is dumb. So is Kobe. They'd make a perfect couple
Funny! I thought it was cute! Especially the crowd participation!
GOD you are UGLY PEREZ only a mother could love that face!!!!!!!!
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Team SHAQ.
Kobe is a joke. and a Rapist.
first!
heard this on the radio this morning. the full thing. i thought it was hilarious…..KOBE…HOWS MY ASS TASTE?!?!! LOL
Re: kayde – you dumb shit….shaq didnt cheat his dumb wife did…stupid..
FUNNY,FUNNY,,….But he cannot rap,,but so funny
wooohooooooooooooooooo shaq
TEAM SHAQ!!!
this is nice, all the horsey people on _RIDERLOVE.COM_ are talking about this!! the celebs' topics are always the best pick-up lines!!
GO SHAQ! KOBE IS A B!TCH~
What was that?
yo perze dude are u gay???? :S
IS PERZE GAY???
i like kobe
stupidest thing I've ever heard.
kayde you have no idea what you're talking about! His wife cheated on him with her trainer and then paid the trainer $500k.
Yay Shaq!! Kobe belongs in jail!!
hahaha…hey Kobe, tell me how my ass taste!!
That was HILarious!! I love hearing the audience singing that part…
I got a vesctomy…now I cant breed 'em, hahahahah
YUP just as Wack as Soulja boy!
I love it. He's right. I love it. It makes me laugh so hard.
STICK TO BASKETBALL FUCKER!!!! YOU CANT RAP TO SAVE YOUR LIFE!! YOU SUCK ASS!!!!
nice rap! I dig it! Stern might not….
BOTH Kobe & Shaq are overgrown a$$ babies…
Kobe's a selfish (see recent nonplay in the nba finals]dog [Vanessa] hard to cheer for him even when he plays well…
Shaq's a whore at the 4 seasons BHills…should get a divorce and whore some more cause bball career is finito! but he has a career in comedy/rap!!!!!
He said in an interview that they were still friends. But if one of my friends got up and said this shit I would be fightin that b!tch in the street.
Still, it's funny. Mainly ’cause the whole crowd was chanting it with him. HAHA!
Dayum Shaq…you're still bitter?
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Sad…..sad…..
Sorry where the fuck was Shaq this year not in the finals! Is he bitter cause he is getting a divroce for cheating on his wife that is his problem! GUESS i am the only one on TEAM KOBE!!!
MVP MVP GO KOBE!!!! Lakers are western conference champions!!
I think he was pretty good. Funny. Both Kobe and Shaq are great athletes. Love them for their athletic ability not their home life.
shaq is ok, good dude. kobe is a bitch who cant win it on his own. shaq is right, and its funny
only 24 hours later than tmz.com…lol
This is hilarious!!!!!!! Lov yah Shaq!…. Team Shaq….and he speaks the truth about that rapist Kobe…
bet that big silverback has the most distugusting ass ever. fucking N!GGERS hatin on N!GGERS, askin one another how their ass taste! leave it to the N!GGERS
kobe sucks… absolutely hate him. He looks like a weasel, he is a rapist, a sell-out, and a huge suck. NO MJ- never will be.
SHAQ is pure personality and I love his style… take a rip on that asshole anytime. YEAH SHAQ!
hummm.. yes, quite
Can you say Ghetto as HELL!!! Stick to BBALL quit the rap game cause you dont have any!!!
what an oaf
Used to love Shaq, now I think he's just a jerk. Kobe may have broken "the code," but he certainly didn't break up Shaq's marriage. Absolutely did NOT. For all of the generous things that Shaq does for impoverished kids, he's also a major back-stabber to each and every team he leaves behind.
What he really should have asked is: "Kobe, how my LAZY azz taste?"
Cause he is one lazy mo fo. He doesn't even start the season until February or March. It's always his toe, his this, his that as he sits he lazy azz on the bench. He'll schedule a surgery DURING the season, instead of the summer when any hard-working, dedicated player should. Are you kidding me? The summer is "his" time. Forget working out and trying to better his game!
Sure, Kobe has his faults, no doubt about it. But Buss made the right decision. In Kobe, you have a phenomenal WORK ETHIC. He'll get up to 35 or 36 years old, but he'll be working his tush off to stay in shape, stay relevant and always hungry. He'll be a major contributor until he retires. What do you have in Shaq? Size. That's all, folks.
Re: jethr – DUde its 2008 there is no need to bring up the n word, let that sh!T go…..Slavery ended 150 years ago man….
The trouble with rap isn't jerks like Soulja Boy. It's the fact that everybody seems to think they can do it (cases in point: Shaq and K-Fed).
This is like 2 days old. It was even on sportscentre this morning. I also like how Perez is boasting about having the unedited footage - which includes Shaq walk to the stage and some douchebag beatboxing…the stuff real newscasts cut out, with good reason.
Perez Hilton is totally irrelevant.
2 low class guys…..Im on Shaq's side more though. LOL
Kobe is a rat but he is the best player in the nba
kobe how my ass taste.
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wtf.
Does anyone have a link to a story about Shaq's wife cheating???
I haven't heard about that
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thanks
Re: Stoop – SO WHY YOU HERE????????????
Shaq needs to stick to his day job. He's just pissed cause the Suns didn't make it past the first round. So much for the 'Big Cactus'.
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he. is. really. not. good.
you know this page used to be cool until money became involved. now if you don't pay for gossip on the go, you won't get the original perez. to think he started this page not for $. just another person getting greedy and losing the sensuality of remaining true to the original intention.
LMAO!!!
The guy that came after Shaq is DOPE!!!! Who is that?
HOW SAD WHAT A LOSER COP WANNA BE GO GET A PIZZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can't stand either of the two. However, IF Shaq cheated, it's not Kobe's fault that his wife is divorcing him, it is his own damn fault. IF Shaq didn't cheat, then what's the point of this stupid ass rap. I'm so sick of these athletes being so damn stupid (GROW UP, MAN UP). DONE
i think this thing is hilarious, but the stupid people that post comments here are so ignorant. saying things about shaq and kobe. being rapist or cheater or that they suck. first off kobe is by far the best player of these day and i doubt any of you homos and blonde sluts know this since i dont think you guys watch basketball and if you do you probably watch it because you think the players are hot or whatever bs. you guys dont know shit and shaq had his day he's getting older he plays to get what he has out before he retires. whatever. i bet they can beat any of u in an instant stupid people. dont mess with basketball if u dont know the game all u retards know is what u hear on tmz and perez or whatever. suck it! and i like perez, he's so gay and he does really like boys =]
What Does Perez have against "Soulja Boy"? I never heard of Him until on here lately.
As much as I hate Kobe Bryant, I hate Shaq even more! He's a fat ass…I wonder why he's still in the game. Both of them are such a waste of time
fuck shaq. the guy after him was siiiiiick
Love Shaq!!! He's just a big lovable bear. He donates so much $$ and time. The Lakers haven't been the same without him.
I think Shaq is just like a big kid. Goofy, and says things without thinking sometimes. But, a lot of people are on Shaq's side. Kobe shouldn't have thrown him under the bus. And Kobe is not very likable as a person outside of balling. Shaq should just keep his mouth closed if he wants to keep his supporters…we need Shaq, the good guy!
shaq is awesome
kobe is s#@t
Re: WAWA – I'm writing an academic paper on the culture of celebrity blogs and the irrelevancy and stupidity of perezhilton.com. I also have a morbid facination with the obese.
Re: lalal – mmmmmmmmmm EXCUSE ME.SHAQ AND KOBE ARE NOT DUMB.LIKE YOU LALA.KOBE IS MARRIED AND HAS TWO KIDS YOU MORON.GET A FREAKING LIFE YOU IDIOT
perez you are a thief
team shaq!
That shit was funny!
LOL Kobe is a BITCH! HAHAH he got OWNED last week! little cry baby bitch him and kanye should hook up! two little bitches
FUCK SHAQ
kobe isnt a fukin rapist
he fucked the bitch and the bitch wanted money
shaq is a fat fuck cant play shit
kobe bryant is the best basketball player on this universe
shaq is a HATER
Re: Rape – KOBE IS NOT A JOKE OR A RAPIST.HE DID NOT RAPE HER.YOU IDIOT.I WISH YOU PEOPLE WOULD GET A LIFE.THAT WAS LONG TIME AGO.YOU PEOPLE NEED TO MOVE ON.
Re: JERRY – KOBE IS NOT A B ITCH
Re: perez –
wtf u talking abt
the only reason lakers made it to the finals was cause of kobe
the resta the lakers suck ass
that was fuunnnaayyy!
who cares if he was talking shit.
Love it!! Hilarious!!.. … hey Kobe, how my ass taste?? haha
Your a Fag and could never understand Hip Hop. Everything Shaq did in this clip was fresh. He worked that crowd and said some funny as shit in that freestyle and had the whole crowd sayin it. Your a useless fag thats why u don't understand. -e
Re: James – eat my ass fuckface.
Im on team Kobe all the way
!!! Shaq makes me so freakin sick he is always getting hurt (his poor lil knees) while playin basketball he hardly ever plays cause his old ass cant keep up, he just needs to do us all a favor and retire.. Plus atleast Kobe made it to the finals where the hell was Shaq?? Thats right he was sitting at home cause his candy a$$ didnt make it that far….. Fuck all you Kobe haters
Re: lesly – oooooooooooo kobe is the best i wanna eat his poop and drink his sperm, kobe is a piece of shit u fuckin retarded slimy cunt
That was pretty DAMN GOOD… I'm impressed…
HAHAHHAHAHAH I love Shaq:).
shaq is a large gorilla with the I.Q. of a gorilla. he's one of those overgrown assholes who has always felt awkward about his size but then decided to WAAAYYYYY overcompensate for it by being all rough n' tough. seriously, shaq can say anything he wants because who will mess with him anyway? it's not even fair. shit, people wouldn't even step up to him if he were 5'7" because he's black and black people are intimidating. also, it's not that kobe couldn't do it without shaq. they already failed together a couple years ago when they lost to the spurs in the western conference finals. kobe couldn't do it without bynum. and bynum's injury is kobe's fault for his bad karma. it'll always get you back you non-believers out there! but on amore serious note, that whigga who stepped up on stage after shaq should seriously never hold a mic up to his tone-deaf, pimply face ever ever ever ever again. the crowd was this close to booing him off stage. he made shaq sound like fucking tupac. perez, you're fat. sorry, that's the best i could come up with today. i'm tired. fuck you all.
Where'd the video go?
Shaq's getting divorce cuz his BITCH wife bought her EX a million dollar house with HIS MONEY and anybody tryin to rap about Kobe is funny. He's a BIGGER BITCH than Shanie
Shaq is one of those guys I know is riding on his past glories and whorings right now but, Damn it, he still makes me laugh and I know I shouldn't be laughing at this stuff, it's only pathetic musings. Why did you have to do it Shaq, why do you have to be funny enough to make me laugh????
Love the Lakers. Loved Shaq when he was here. Hated Kobe for awhile but he has since redeemed himself and although he hasn't won one since Shaq, Shaq should keep his trap shut because I didn't see his team going anywhere near the Western Conference Finals, much less to the finals….and Kobe did…without Shaq. Shaq should stick to playing basketball and being unfaithful in his relationships…rapping isn't his forte. Can anyone say bitter, party of one?
Re: old n –
losing the "SENSUALITY"?? …turd
Re: lesly –
"…the stupid people that post comments here are so ignorant. saying things about shaq and kobe. being rapist or cheater or that they suck…."
Meh, most of us are just bored at work/school and don't even really believe or care about what we're typing, it's just a good way to kill time, and when someone gets actually riled up over this trivial tripe like you, it's all the better… posting here means nothing, and we all know it. we just don't care
Re: jethr – What a well thought highly intelligent comment you have there. Bend over b!tch Ill put something up there you probably would enjoy. Keep the hatred up Jethr, you only fuel me to comment back about you adolescence
Shaq Daddy ripped Kobe. He is right Kobe can't win the big one without him. Plus Kobe rapes hotel workers
SHAQ SUCKS BALLS!!!!He cant rap for shit!!!!!Shaq is a lazy fuck!!!Jealous motherfucker!!!
fuck shaq…he's bitter because kobe is in the limelight now and his old fat ass is washed up and getting ready to retire in phoenix. keep doin your thing kobe
that shit is funny!!
Miami can have Shaq back, Phoenix doesnt want him….
lol shaqs hysterical
oh that wasnt that bad. pleease
Kobe you can lick my ass!!!!!!
(suns fans are gonna chant that when lakers come to town) LOL
come on, athletes, you can't rap for shit! ron artest, shaq, tony parker…….stick to ball playing! you are already rich enough, and our ears don't need the pain!
Kobe is one person that I can never get on board with. When he wins I am unhappy and vice versa. He is So flawed in character that even if he gets the MVP I won't believe that he deserves it even though I know he is flat out talented because KOBE IS A BITCH. We have learned how flawed Michael Jordan is, characteristically speaking, but I still celebrate his achievements, still.
Shaq should ask Phil Jackson how Kobe's ass tastes and ALL of LA how Kobe's ass tastes. Just so you know, this is coming from a person that lives in California and I still HATE THE LAKERS but I HATE KOBE MORE - Damn cry baby BITCH.
SHAQ IS JUST OLD AND TIRED. HE GOT TRADED BECAUSE HE IS JUST PLAIN OVER WEIGHT AND LAZY. HE IS JEALOUS, OTHERWISE WHY EVEN BOTHER WITH KOBE YEARS LATER.
yea, Kobe "couldn't get it done" without Shaq but he got a hell of a lot further than Shaq could without Dwayne Wade… so he really shouldn't talk
FUCK KOBE …EAT A DICK