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Shaq Needs To Work On His Game

Filed under: Celebrity Feuds > Zportz

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We've got out hands on the full, unedited footage!

CLICK HERE to check out Shaquille O'Neal rapping (worse than Soulja Boy) at the Village Underground in NYC and taking many jabs at former teammate Kobe Bryant along the way.

Thoughts?????

[Image via Mavrix Online.]



156 comments to “Shaq Needs To Work On His Game”

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  1. bktx4 says – reply to this
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    1st bitches..

  2. Biggi says – reply to this
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    FIRST BEYOCH!!!!!!! BABA BOOEY Y'ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. kayde says – reply to this
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    Shaq makes me sick. He is getting a divorce because he cheated on his wife. It's his fault for cheating, not Kobe's fault for telling.

  4. Moi says – reply to this
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    Eh. It's funny

  5. lalal says – reply to this
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    Shaq is dumb. So is Kobe. They'd make a perfect couple

  6. jet W says – reply to this
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    Funny! I thought it was cute! Especially the crowd participation!

  7. Josef says – reply to this
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    GOD you are UGLY PEREZ only a mother could love that face!!!!!!!!

  8. joe e says – reply to this
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    arsed

  9. Rape says – reply to this
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    Team SHAQ.

    Kobe is a joke. and a Rapist.

  10. T says – reply to this
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    first!

  11. katie says – reply to this
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    heard this on the radio this morning. the full thing. i thought it was hilarious…..KOBE…HOWS MY ASS TASTE?!?!! LOL

  12. katie says – reply to this
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    Re: kayde – you dumb shit….shaq didnt cheat his dumb wife did…stupid..

  13. lizzi says – reply to this
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    FUNNY,FUNNY,,….But he cannot rap,,but so funny

  14. 14

    wooohooooooooooooooooo shaq

  15. MilaP says – reply to this
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    TEAM SHAQ!!!

  16. stacy says – reply to this
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    this is nice, all the horsey people on _RIDERLOVE.COM_ are talking about this!! the celebs' topics are always the best pick-up lines!!

  17. JERRY says – reply to this
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    GO SHAQ! KOBE IS A B!TCH~

  18. Josh says – reply to this
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    What was that?

  19. maaaa says – reply to this
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    yo perze dude are u gay???? :S
    IS PERZE GAY???

  20. varun says – reply to this
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    i like kobe

  21. ????? says – reply to this
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    stupidest thing I've ever heard.

  22. Rose says – reply to this
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    kayde you have no idea what you're talking about! His wife cheated on him with her trainer and then paid the trainer $500k.

    Yay Shaq!! Kobe belongs in jail!!

  23. Tamar says – reply to this
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    hahaha…hey Kobe, tell me how my ass taste!!

    That was HILarious!! I love hearing the audience singing that part…

    I got a vesctomy…now I cant breed 'em, hahahahah

  24. Cathy says – reply to this
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    YUP just as Wack as Soulja boy!

  25. Dee says – reply to this
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    I love it. He's right. I love it. It makes me laugh so hard.

  26. xyz says – reply to this
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    STICK TO BASKETBALL FUCKER!!!! YOU CANT RAP TO SAVE YOUR LIFE!! YOU SUCK ASS!!!!

  27. vnssa says – reply to this
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    nice rap! I dig it! Stern might not….
    BOTH Kobe & Shaq are overgrown a$$ babies…
    Kobe's a selfish (see recent nonplay in the nba finals]dog [Vanessa] hard to cheer for him even when he plays well…
    Shaq's a whore at the 4 seasons BHills…should get a divorce and whore some more cause bball career is finito! but he has a career in comedy/rap!!!!!

  28. tallg says – reply to this
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    He said in an interview that they were still friends. But if one of my friends got up and said this shit I would be fightin that b!tch in the street.

    Still, it's funny. Mainly ’cause the whole crowd was chanting it with him. HAHA!

  29. Starl says – reply to this
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    Dayum Shaq…you're still bitter?
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    -
    Sad…..sad…..

  30. Lupe says – reply to this
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    Sorry where the fuck was Shaq this year not in the finals! Is he bitter cause he is getting a divroce for cheating on his wife that is his problem! GUESS i am the only one on TEAM KOBE!!!
    MVP MVP GO KOBE!!!! Lakers are western conference champions!!

  31. HB says – reply to this
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    I think he was pretty good. Funny. Both Kobe and Shaq are great athletes. Love them for their athletic ability not their home life.

  32. perez says – reply to this
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    shaq is ok, good dude. kobe is a bitch who cant win it on his own. shaq is right, and its funny

  33. jose says – reply to this
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    only 24 hours later than tmz.com…lol

  34. Dawn says – reply to this
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    This is hilarious!!!!!!! Lov yah Shaq!…. Team Shaq….and he speaks the truth about that rapist Kobe…

  35. jethr says – reply to this
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    bet that big silverback has the most distugusting ass ever. fucking N!GGERS hatin on N!GGERS, askin one another how their ass taste! leave it to the N!GGERS

  36. White says – reply to this
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    kobe sucks… absolutely hate him. He looks like a weasel, he is a rapist, a sell-out, and a huge suck. NO MJ- never will be.
    SHAQ is pure personality and I love his style… take a rip on that asshole anytime. YEAH SHAQ!

  37. MATT says – reply to this
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    hummm.. yes, quite

  38. James says – reply to this
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    Can you say Ghetto as HELL!!! Stick to BBALL quit the rap game cause you dont have any!!!

  39. cole says – reply to this
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    what an oaf

  40. LeeLe says – reply to this
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    Used to love Shaq, now I think he's just a jerk. Kobe may have broken "the code," but he certainly didn't break up Shaq's marriage. Absolutely did NOT. For all of the generous things that Shaq does for impoverished kids, he's also a major back-stabber to each and every team he leaves behind.

    What he really should have asked is: "Kobe, how my LAZY azz taste?"

    Cause he is one lazy mo fo. He doesn't even start the season until February or March. It's always his toe, his this, his that as he sits he lazy azz on the bench. He'll schedule a surgery DURING the season, instead of the summer when any hard-working, dedicated player should. Are you kidding me? The summer is "his" time. Forget working out and trying to better his game!

    Sure, Kobe has his faults, no doubt about it. But Buss made the right decision. In Kobe, you have a phenomenal WORK ETHIC. He'll get up to 35 or 36 years old, but he'll be working his tush off to stay in shape, stay relevant and always hungry. He'll be a major contributor until he retires. What do you have in Shaq? Size. That's all, folks.

  41. James says – reply to this
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    Re: jethr – DUde its 2008 there is no need to bring up the n word, let that sh!T go…..Slavery ended 150 years ago man….

  42. bunse says – reply to this
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    The trouble with rap isn't jerks like Soulja Boy. It's the fact that everybody seems to think they can do it (cases in point: Shaq and K-Fed).

  43. Stoop says – reply to this
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    This is like 2 days old. It was even on sportscentre this morning. I also like how Perez is boasting about having the unedited footage - which includes Shaq walk to the stage and some douchebag beatboxing…the stuff real newscasts cut out, with good reason.

    Perez Hilton is totally irrelevant.

  44. Poisa says – reply to this
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    2 low class guys…..Im on Shaq's side more though. LOL

  45. Austi says – reply to this
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    Kobe is a rat but he is the best player in the nba

  46. wot says – reply to this
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    kobe how my ass taste.

    wtf.

  47. ShaWa says – reply to this
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    Does anyone have a link to a story about Shaq's wife cheating???
    I haven't heard about that
    !!
    !!
    thanks

  48. WAWA says – reply to this
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    Re: Stoop – SO WHY YOU HERE????????????

  49. EV says – reply to this
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    Shaq needs to stick to his day job. He's just pissed cause the Suns didn't make it past the first round. So much for the 'Big Cactus'.

  50. b0Mb_ says – reply to this
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  51. lamb4 says – reply to this
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    he. is. really. not. good.

  52. old n says – reply to this
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    you know this page used to be cool until money became involved. now if you don't pay for gossip on the go, you won't get the original perez. to think he started this page not for $. just another person getting greedy and losing the sensuality of remaining true to the original intention.

    LMAO!!!

  53. BadTe says – reply to this
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    The guy that came after Shaq is DOPE!!!! Who is that?

  54. BIGGU says – reply to this
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    HOW SAD WHAT A LOSER COP WANNA BE GO GET A PIZZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  55. DALLA says – reply to this
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    Can't stand either of the two. However, IF Shaq cheated, it's not Kobe's fault that his wife is divorcing him, it is his own damn fault. IF Shaq didn't cheat, then what's the point of this stupid ass rap. I'm so sick of these athletes being so damn stupid (GROW UP, MAN UP). DONE

  56. lesly says – reply to this
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    i think this thing is hilarious, but the stupid people that post comments here are so ignorant. saying things about shaq and kobe. being rapist or cheater or that they suck. first off kobe is by far the best player of these day and i doubt any of you homos and blonde sluts know this since i dont think you guys watch basketball and if you do you probably watch it because you think the players are hot or whatever bs. you guys dont know shit and shaq had his day he's getting older he plays to get what he has out before he retires. whatever. i bet they can beat any of u in an instant stupid people. dont mess with basketball if u dont know the game all u retards know is what u hear on tmz and perez or whatever. suck it! and i like perez, he's so gay and he does really like boys =]

  57. Lala says – reply to this
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    What Does Perez have against "Soulja Boy"? I never heard of Him until on here lately.

  58. Suck says – reply to this
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    As much as I hate Kobe Bryant, I hate Shaq even more! He's a fat ass…I wonder why he's still in the game. Both of them are such a waste of time

  59. g says – reply to this
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    fuck shaq. the guy after him was siiiiiick

  60. josie says – reply to this
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    Love Shaq!!! He's just a big lovable bear. He donates so much $$ and time. The Lakers haven't been the same without him.

    I think Shaq is just like a big kid. Goofy, and says things without thinking sometimes. But, a lot of people are on Shaq's side. Kobe shouldn't have thrown him under the bus. And Kobe is not very likable as a person outside of balling. Shaq should just keep his mouth closed if he wants to keep his supporters…we need Shaq, the good guy!

  61. bigal says – reply to this
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    shaq is awesome
    kobe is s#@t

  62. Stoop says – reply to this
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    Re: WAWA – I'm writing an academic paper on the culture of celebrity blogs and the irrelevancy and stupidity of perezhilton.com. I also have a morbid facination with the obese.

  63. HARMO says – reply to this
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    Re: lalal – mmmmmmmmmm EXCUSE ME.SHAQ AND KOBE ARE NOT DUMB.LIKE YOU LALA.KOBE IS MARRIED AND HAS TWO KIDS YOU MORON.GET A FREAKING LIFE YOU IDIOT

  64. joe m says – reply to this
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    perez you are a thief

  65. 65

    team shaq!
    That shit was funny!

  66. mnk says – reply to this
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    LOL Kobe is a BITCH! HAHAH he got OWNED last week! little cry baby bitch him and kanye should hook up! two little bitches

  67. riz says – reply to this
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    FUCK SHAQ
    kobe isnt a fukin rapist
    he fucked the bitch and the bitch wanted money
    shaq is a fat fuck cant play shit
    kobe bryant is the best basketball player on this universe
    shaq is a HATER

  68. HARMO says – reply to this
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    Re: Rape – KOBE IS NOT A JOKE OR A RAPIST.HE DID NOT RAPE HER.YOU IDIOT.I WISH YOU PEOPLE WOULD GET A LIFE.THAT WAS LONG TIME AGO.YOU PEOPLE NEED TO MOVE ON.

  69. HARMO says – reply to this
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    Re: JERRY – KOBE IS NOT A B ITCH

  70. riz says – reply to this
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    Re: perez

    wtf u talking abt
    the only reason lakers made it to the finals was cause of kobe
    the resta the lakers suck ass

  71. Cathy says – reply to this
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    that was fuunnnaayyy!

    who cares if he was talking shit.

  72. *S* says – reply to this
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    Love it!! Hilarious!!.. … hey Kobe, how my ass taste?? haha

  73. Big E says – reply to this
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    Your a Fag and could never understand Hip Hop. Everything Shaq did in this clip was fresh. He worked that crowd and said some funny as shit in that freestyle and had the whole crowd sayin it. Your a useless fag thats why u don't understand. -e

  74. jethr says – reply to this
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    Re: James – eat my ass fuckface.

  75. shell says – reply to this
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    Im on team Kobe all the way :) !!! Shaq makes me so freakin sick he is always getting hurt (his poor lil knees) while playin basketball he hardly ever plays cause his old ass cant keep up, he just needs to do us all a favor and retire.. Plus atleast Kobe made it to the finals where the hell was Shaq?? Thats right he was sitting at home cause his candy a$$ didnt make it that far….. Fuck all you Kobe haters

  76. rik says – reply to this
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    Re: lesly – oooooooooooo kobe is the best i wanna eat his poop and drink his sperm, kobe is a piece of shit u fuckin retarded slimy cunt

  77. m5 says – reply to this
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    That was pretty DAMN GOOD… I'm impressed…

  78. Mick says – reply to this
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    HAHAHHAHAHAH I love Shaq:).

  79. Jasmi says – reply to this
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    shaq is a large gorilla with the I.Q. of a gorilla. he's one of those overgrown assholes who has always felt awkward about his size but then decided to WAAAYYYYY overcompensate for it by being all rough n' tough. seriously, shaq can say anything he wants because who will mess with him anyway? it's not even fair. shit, people wouldn't even step up to him if he were 5'7" because he's black and black people are intimidating. also, it's not that kobe couldn't do it without shaq. they already failed together a couple years ago when they lost to the spurs in the western conference finals. kobe couldn't do it without bynum. and bynum's injury is kobe's fault for his bad karma. it'll always get you back you non-believers out there! but on amore serious note, that whigga who stepped up on stage after shaq should seriously never hold a mic up to his tone-deaf, pimply face ever ever ever ever again. the crowd was this close to booing him off stage. he made shaq sound like fucking tupac. perez, you're fat. sorry, that's the best i could come up with today. i'm tired. fuck you all.