Shaq Needs To Work On His Game

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CLICK HERE to check out Shaquille O'Neal rapping (worse than Soulja Boy) at the Village Underground in NYC and taking many jabs at former teammate Kobe Bryant along the way.

Thoughts?????

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

Posted: Jun 24, 2008 at 12:45 pm / Email this »

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2335 says – reply to this

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So now what do I do? I can't get the tag line out of my head - Kobe how my ass taste? - It's actually funny.
Do you think Kobe has already run to Phil Jackson with a set fine for anyone rapping this in the locker room or anywhere in his vicinity? How are they going to stop the opposing team from chanting this???????????????
J.T. says – reply to this

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SHAQ cheated. He (sorta) got caught. Wife stashed money away knowing divorce was coming. SHAQ will pay MUCHO DINERO in alimony and child support (and his career only has a couple years left before he retires permanently in Florida).
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Can you say…BINGO!
Dangi says – reply to this

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It does have a certain ring to it. You can't stop people from taking up the tag line and using it to get in Kobe's head come game time. I would almost feel sorry for the King of Cry Baby Town, but NAWWWWWWWWWWWW, that will never happen.
stfu says – reply to this

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Re: kayde – Sweety read more before you comment… Especially when it something u have no idea about. SHE cheated on him as well. She moved her trainer into a crib she brought. SHE is hiding money. Enuff said….
what says – reply to this

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Re: J.T. – Can u say they both cheated. BINGO…
zipp says – reply to this

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Man oh Man, he is one dark negro!
RenB says – reply to this

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Re: Rape – You have proof of that? Seems like a lot of you ppl like to talk about others when you don't know them at all….You ppl make me sick
Duke says – reply to this

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Re: stfu – I just love the way negroes talk it is really funny but Please Include A Dictionary to define their words> For people with a high school diploma or above it's hard to understand their colorful jive talkin, such as crib (baby bed).
jethr says – reply to this

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Re: James – what u gonna put your tiny lil thumb dick in my pooper. y dont u show me that new trick u learned where u eat your own shit, u r so nasty james
T says – reply to this

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Thats right Shaq, i agree Kobe sware hes Michael Jordan, (not) hes not the man, he needs Shaq bottom line it was on full blast at the NBA finals, and when he got caught raping the white girl he tryed to pull shaq down with him, Kobe walks around with his nose in the air, hes thinks hes all that but he still needs to work on his NBA game. so basically "KOBE TELL ME HOW MY A** TASTE" (WEAK)
kunt says – reply to this

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Re: RenB – ur nasty yeast infected cunt makes me sick as well u fuckin retarted assclown
Shane says – reply to this

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Shaq has something Kobe will never have (besides an extra championship ring). It's called a personality!

Shaq is over the hill obviously but that was a funny vid.

Hey Kobe, "tell me how my ass taste"! Funny shit.
w boy says – reply to this

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Re: Pretty Black Girl – do you like white dick?I'd love to blow a load all over that sweet black ass.ya I would
TMZ says – reply to this

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Gee - only 36 hours after TMZ posted it. And when sports blogs like deadspin have already moved on and you're just posting it and claiming like you've got some sort of exclusive, you might want to consider killing your fat fake self.
Jessi says – reply to this

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LMAO @ "worse than Soulja Boy"
laur says – reply to this

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shaq & kobe should go enjoy their pathetic cheating lives TOGETHER.
lakers suckkkkkk GO CELTICS!
kobe says – reply to this

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people shouldn't tell when they know someone is cheating, It's none of their business.
Resha says – reply to this

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Damn, he crispy
teamK says – reply to this

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I'm on Kobe's side with this. Shaq, while I admire him as a player, he looked like a complete douchebag up there. He said after that that they were still friends and that was nothing.
shmok says – reply to this

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Fuck shaq!! Kobe is HOTT shit, i'd hit that in a second!
kyla says – reply to this

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Shaq needs to retire from the NBA. He is NOT a RAPPER! This looks like a child yelling at his playmate because he fell. It's stupid and Kobe should not respond to this foolishness.
DUDE says – reply to this

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My buddy cheats on his girlfriend all the time but I would never tell because it's not my place to tell, besides what the girl doesn't know can't hurt her.
yes says – reply to this

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Re: Never - Kobe is one person that I can never get on board with. When he wins I am unhappy and vice versa. –
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So when you're unhappy he wins??? You sure you know how to throw that "and vice versa" around there pal?
Micke says – reply to this

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That shit was soooooooooo corny it made my azz hurt!!!!!!
lizga says – reply to this

125

oh i smell a kazaam 2
snark says – reply to this

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HAHA! That was hilarious!
Girl says – reply to this

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Shaq was only tight on the Lakers.. He sucks now!
His wife obviously wasn't satisfied and had to go cheat on him so thats his bad.
Kobe is tight!!!!!! Go Lakers!
Monie says – reply to this

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He should of paid Kobe to be quite 2…its Shaqs fault and its ridiculous to blame somebody else for his infidelity
sock says – reply to this

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fux kobe!!!!
marsh says – reply to this

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hilarious! seriously funny. why's everyone so upset?
steve says – reply to this

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Shaq needs to keep his mouth closed. That way he cant embarass himself with his rap or feed his face.
SANDR says – reply to this

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SHAQ CAN'T RAP HE SOUNDS LIKE SHIT, DIDN'T HE TRY TO MAKE AN ALBUM………LOL SHAQ IS MAD CUZ HIS ASS IS NOT PLAYING IN THE OLYMPICS, SO HE NEEDS ATTENTION BY ACTING AN ASS!!!!
KOBE DIDN'T RAPE NO ONE, YOU CAN'T RAPE THE WILLING!!!

KOBE IS THE SHIT, AND NO MATTER WHAT ANYONE SAY'S HE IS THE BEST BASKETBALL PLAYER HE DID MAKE IT TO THE FINALS SHAQ'S ASS DIDN'T!!!!
pofjk says – reply to this

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how about taking responsibility for your own actions, shaq….the ballsy black giant got told on?…..
wahh wahh waaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!
*you get what you deserve, you fuckin' low-life
pofjk says – reply to this

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how about taking responsibility for your own actions, shaq….the ballsy black giant got told on?…..
wahh wahh waaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!
*you get what you deserve, you fuckin' low-life

..
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and kobe-go suck on your mother's cunt-dead or alive:)
cass says – reply to this

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KOBE HOWS MY ASS TASTE????!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
oh come on perez that was so funny!!!
have yourself a lil giggle!!!
AND THE CROWD even went with it! LOL!
Shann says – reply to this

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I thought it was kinda cute. Kobe is gross.
ALW says – reply to this

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I forgot, how did Shaq do in the playoffs? Oh wait he got eliminated the first round because he sucks.
brian says – reply to this

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Well shaq can't come back to LA..we love Kobe!
Chane says – reply to this

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Love Kobe, he has matured and is a fantastic player. Shaq is an utter desperation. I presume he is the one who can't do without Kobe and plays a psychology game with his low-blowing untalented rapping. Kobe love you so much, you ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
henna says – reply to this

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common kobe obviously didnt rape that girl be serious. and anyway he cant be that bad he told on nasty shaq for being an unfaithful bastard. dont get married if you cant keep your dick in your pants buddy.
Shaq says – reply to this

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Shaq is such a bitch. Why won't he grow the f#@k up? Plus, the fact he raps worst than a 1st grader. Lame. Stick with basketball, you over the hill catus. Peace.
NICOL says – reply to this

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IT'S JUST RAPPING~THEY ARE GETTING A DIVORCE CUZ SHE CHEATED!! AND ITS NOT SHAQ'S FAULT KOBE'S A B!TCH!!!!
JERRY says – reply to this

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Re: LeeLe – HE DID BREAK THIS MARRIAGE…YES HE DID, YOU DON'T MESS WITH SOMEONE THAT WAS YOUR FRIEND OR SOMEONE WHO TOLD YOU SOMETHING IN CONFIDENCE.

WHAT SHAQ RAPPED ABOUT WAS ALL TRUE..

SHAQ WITHOUT KOBE WON 1 CHAMPIONSHIO
KOBE WITHOUT SHAQ WON SHIT
many says – reply to this

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shaq, find you a new life please
Sarah says – reply to this

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Shaq—–

GROW UP!!!
Olivi says – reply to this

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He blames Kobe that his wife wants a divorce cause she found out about his adultery. In other words he wanted to keep on paying the sluts to keep quite about his infidelity. What an asshole.
Rhoby says – reply to this

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omg
shaq..i know your career is basically over in basketball
but please, dont consider rapping to be your next thing..
lol
i must say, hearing the crowd chanting "kobe how my ass taste?" was fucking HILARIOUS!!
Jessi says – reply to this

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Shaq is a joke… kazaam anyone? And Kobe Bryant is amazing. Shaq after the length of his career can still not hit a 3.. pathetic? also he is the sole reason the Suns started to lose, he is old and fat and should no longer play basketball… OR rap!
jess says – reply to this

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Re: vnssa – Is recent nonplay in the nba finals, one they covered him everytime he stepped on the court, and two did he not have 36points in game 3 against the celtics? Someone obviously wasnt watching to carefully now…
Sints says – reply to this

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too long sleeves and too small hat
NIGLE says – reply to this

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HE IS THE BIGGEST NIGGUR EVER. HE HAS LIKE 10 KIDS BY 5 WOMEN, WHAT A LOW CLASS TYPICAL BLACK. SERIOUSLY NO MATTER HOW MUCH MONEY BLAKCS GET THEY STILL CAN STOP ACTING LIKE NIGGURS
Chris says – reply to this

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Shaq has become a joke… left L.A. and became worse and not relevant with his no basket free throwin a**.
caroa says – reply to this

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Shaq needs a better tailor. Didn't the guy take any measurements, or are haberdasheries now into baggy clothes, too?
Parke says – reply to this

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Fuck Shaq
kobe's for real
MVP MVP
CoCo says – reply to this

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Kobe is a sociopathic rapist! When are you people going to get that through your heads? Do you honestly believe that district attorney in Colorado would bring charges against this asshole if they did not beleive that they had enough evidence to convict this assclown???? Use your heads and think people. And stop looking up to criminals like Kobe and holding them up as "role models".

Both Kobe and his wife are the worst excuses in the world as parents. Poor little girls. Daddy is a sociopathic rapist and Mommy is a screaming, foul mouthed psycho bitch with no class what so ever. These people may have nice clothes, useless bling, pimped out cars and nice houses but they are morally and spiritually bankrupt. What kind of a man rapes a woman and makes her ass bleed? What kind of a woman stayes married to such a man in exchange for gaudy, crap jewerly and th ability to live a lifestle that allows her to sit on her fat ass and do nothing but shop all day? Two pieces of shit that is who. Those poor little girls!
yiueh says – reply to this

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hey shaq..
howd the 2nd round taste?
oh..thats right
you werent there BITCH

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