This Is Not A Joke
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Heidi Montag has some good PR people working with her.
Producer RedOne, who worked on The Hills star's new single Fashion, recently did an interview where every word out of his mouth was kissing her ass.
If we were to run into RedOne on the street (and we knew what he looks like), the shit would still be staining his teeth!
Of Heidi's new single, he says, "It sounds amazing. The song is all about fashion and all about her - shopping, clothes, her whole aura. She's really taken it to the next level…. We are working on more [songs], and it's crazy, shocking stuff that will surprise everybody."
When asked if he thinks Heidi can sing, he responded, "Definitely. She's really good, and I love her personality and the way it comes through in a song. She makes you believe it. She's great in the studio."
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!!!!!!!!
As for former music video producer, Spencer Pratt, RedOne says of him at the studio, "He just chills - he loves listening to her."
RedOne then goes on to add, "I definitely think she's a star. She has a star quality — a powerful personality with no limits. She can do anything and make it sound credible. She's a born star."
Speidi's PR people must have done a great job training RedOne.
We almost believe he means what he says!
[Image via WENN.]
first?
How does ReadOne go from a HIT with lady GaGa's "Just Dance"
To a shitty ass song like hers?
tell me that?
not sure whether to download her 'song or run to get ear plugs. quandry.
Love her hermes kelly bag
redone's not an ass kisser, he's a felcher!
FIRST!!!! U R A BITCH PEREZ!
stop posting on these morons. and right, you'd be on his shit. you love these dumb fake boobs
BAAAAAAAAAAAAARF!
i just threw up in my mouth a little
she's so fake! her next song should be a cover of the theme from mr. ed!
BWAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!
i just threw up in my mouth. that song is a joke.
He's full of shit…They definately paid him to say this! When he says 'star quality' he means fake boobs that she let him squeeze…
fASShion
I absolutely love Heidi- love her music, love her fashion line, love her pics with spencer (whom I love too), love her on the hills, just love everything Heidi. Seriously? No!
How the fuck can a song all about "fashion" and "her whole aura" be WORTH A SHIT??? "OMG, Spencer is such a prick but I just LOVE HIM so I'm ready to get married and make a ton of money off our stupid ass wedding photos so that he can divorce me after six months when he finds out I'm pregnant and he's screwing Whitney or Lauren or some other whore!" That's going to be the extent of the whole FUCKING song, and I don't even watch "The Hills". This is such bullshit.
HEIDI IS A FUCKING CUNT. HER MUSIC SUCKS.
perez, who do you think you're fooling? you're pals with heidi and spence and www.laragmag.com has a picture of the 3 of you coming out of church together. gimme a break.
Whenever anybody in hollywood uses the word "Amazing" you know that whatever they are saying is bullshit. Publicists tell their new clients from day one to use "Amazing" when they don't really have anything good to say because it sounds like you are excited about something but you don't have to provide any details when you use that word. So the fact that he says this song is "Amazing" would lead me to believe he thinks he has just produced a big pile of dog crap.
WTF? SHe is AWFUL!!!! SHE SUCKS SO BAD I JUST WANNA TEAR OUT MY WEAVE AND SHOVE IT IN MAH FUCKIN' EARS SO I DON'T HAVE TO HEAR THAT "VOICE" WHICH CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS A DYING CAT STUCK IN A LEAF BLOWER!
HEIDI AND SPENCER ARE A TALENTLESS LAUGHING STOCK. I HOPE SHE CRAWLS INTO HIS STRETCHED OUT SHITPIPE AND NEVER RETURNS.
Mario did you get this when you were going to church with the two of them Sunday. Check it out guys, eonline.com from yesterday. Pics. Just scroll down on the main page til you find it. It might be on pg. 2 today. Anyway, obviously when you go to church with someone that's pretty close, that's not a professional gig. Methinks Mario is in cahoots and part of the very people he wants you to think he hates so you'll come here. SELL OUT.
Aren't you part of the PR team? You were hangin with them recently and your Speidi posts seem to be UP since then. Hmmm…
Who is Spiedi's pr people? any one know, for real!
her "fashion" song had really good music in it (my opinion) but her singing was really medicore?!
well it is good, and shes got a decent voice, all her song have a catchy beat, and thats what will make her. I'm now a fan, her videos are what needs to be tweaked next but thats 10 percent of what is required to be a star.
He probably would have corn and asshair stuck in between his teeth too.
First a song about sneakers and now a song about shopping… Just shoot me now.
"I have to question the character of a man who attacks others on such deeply personal levels, without provocation and for self-benefit, monetary or otherwise….If he's emotionally incapable of exhibiting even the tiniest bit of compassion for closeted people, if he can't be sensitive to the fact that coming out is a very personal decision and that the process can be difficult for some — especially celebrities — I feel sorry for him. If his juvenile behavior is his shtick, I think it makes him a much more pathetic figure, and one the gay and lesbian community should not support…If we support behavior like Hilton's, we applaud shallowness, arrogance, rage and invasion of privacy, and risk becoming what we despise."
RedOne can kiss his producing career goodbye. Pretty obvious the mutherfucker is deaf. The song is stupid, the electronic voice enhancements are beyond cheesy. The only promising career Heidi has is one that involves her lying on her back with her feet in the air. First, it was working PR for Brent Bolthouse that was her dream job. Second, she wanted to put out an album because music is her life (blah blah blah). Third, now she wants to be actress and win an Oscar. She cannot focus on one thing long enough to make anything she does even remotely decent. Bitch, please make up your small vacant mind. I personally think they should use your CD, Heidi, to torture prisoners at Guantanamo Bay. If that don't make them speak nothing will.
RedOne obviously has no musical integrity if he's willing to work with this no talent idiot. STOP ENCOURAGING HER! and stop supporting RedOne; if he seriously thinks this, he's an idiot and if he's bullshitting, he's a fraud.
Re: sam –
Dude, go see a fucking psychiatrist and get off this website you douche.
Perez, why are you so far up Heidi's ass?? It is so obvious something is going on here…is Speidi paying you? You are the only schmuck to give her any good press. Granted, horse face gets press by friggin' showing up everywhere but you are ridiculous!
holy "no talent" whore!
YOU ARE a part of their PR team Twat
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eonline.com/uberblog/index.3.html …….scroll down to find Perez and his cohorts pictured laughing at all of us
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…proof that your blog is now 100% dead… truth and independance disappeared
OMG! She is soooo coool! I wish I could be her, but since I can't I guess I'll find a homeless guy to impregnate me.
STOP blogging on NON CELEBS like this douche bag Heidi who is a NOBODY and everyone hates her. No one cares about her shit. Go get hit by a car, bitch.
what a joke… what's wrong with those people.. they're making idiots out of them selves.
that song sucks ass.
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I think she sounds great. But she can't dance to her dance music. So, how does she expect to perform? RedOne said it, "She's great IN the studio."
Heidi as a singer reminds me of Anna Faris in "Just Friends"…
"Feel my looooooove……"
Perez, I love you and this website, but you need to stop writing about "speidi". These 2 are basically nobodys and are only really getting any type of publicity from you… who hangs out with them on a regular basis. Stop trying to make your friends famous and focus on the people who actually worked to get where they are
SAW PEREZ WHORING IT OUT AND HAVING A BALL WITH HIEDI AND SPENCER ON THE DIRTY.COM
YOU FOOL. YOUR JUST AS FAKE AS THEY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Does perez often go to church with Heidi and Spencer? Dude you've TOTALLY become a sellout!
PEREZ. STOP POSTING STORIES ON HEIDI AND SPENCER. IF YOU STOP REPORTING ON THEM, THEY WILL GO AWAY!!!!!!
SAW PEREZ WHORING IT OUT AND HAVING A BALL WITH HIEDI AND SPENCER ON THE DIRTY.COM
YOU FOOL. YOUR JUST AS FAKE AS THEY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SAW PEREZ WHORING IT OUT AND HAVING A BALL WITH HIEDI AND SPENCER ON THE DIRTY.COM
YOU FOOL. YOUR JUST AS FAKE AS THEY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOLLYWOOD! Take my picture!!!!
give me a t.v. show!!!! and big ol' titties!!!! and make me a star!!!!
Anybody can have talent if you pay the right people to say you do.
she sucks. and her man is super lame!
Just listened to the song - what a load of crap - could only listen to one minute
your fake perez. Saw a grand ol picture of you all smiles hangin out with hiedi and spencer. Good job douche.
PEREZ GOES TO CHURCH WITH SPEIDI!!!!!!
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www.laragmag.com
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good 4 u P-rez!!!!!!!!
I cannot stand that stupid, fake bitch, so quit posting stories about her dumb ass on your website. Maybe she'll go away.
I am unsure how to put this nicely but, “are they both crazy?” The girl has no talent. I would say she is ballsy for thinking she does, but yeah there is no talent oozing from the pores of the fauxlebrity! Her boyfriend/pimp really needs to be dunked in a the toilet of reality and given a swirly.
Perez honey can since you are in the swarm of this storm of shameless self promoters can you please have the authorities go to the location of this so called “Next Level” that RedOne was talking about and have it SHUT DOWN before we are forced to endure another single! Save us Perez. SAVE US ALL!!!!!!
MORE COLIN HANKS PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ball sack!!
i wanna stab this cunt 50 times and then take her dead body and cut it up in little pieces and then put all the shit in bags and throw it in the sea …if the cops catch me i'll tell them it's your fault perez because you were always blogging about this horce faced cunt
"The song is all about fashion and all about her - shopping, clothes, her whole aura." WTF????? Her song is about fashion and shopping?! I just don't even know what to say - what is this world coming to. The girl is a FUCKING MORON - totally useless.
KILL THIS SKANK WHORE I WISH SHE WOULD JUST DIE HER AND THE OTHERS ON THE HILLS
Whatever Perez, You are such a fake ass sometimes. You act like you dont like Heidi & Spencer and PRETEND to talk shit about them but everyone knows your friends with them. Why else would you go to church with them? Your such a douche. When I first started reading your blog it was entertaining and you werent manipulated by anyone, now that you have SOME fame your whoring your site out and being paid off by certain people to say things about people and NOT say things about other people. (Ha Ha I dont think that made much sense) Your a sad man Perez.
Heidi has zero talent and the shit she produces is Garbage!! Spencer is even worse he's a classic closet case!!!! I bet Heidi puts a strappon and bends him over!!!!
Re: moon_the_pimp – Your too cute to be sounding so psycho LOL. Quit with that stuff =)
KILL this bitch I hate her stop posting shit about her
heidi ho's "career" is not going to last. her and spencer are not going to walk down the aisle in front of an mtv camera. here's why…..
heidi's his beard. spence and brody jenner are butt buddies (need I say more? hey, I have connections….)
DOES ANYONE CARE ABOUT THIS PLASTIC CUNT BITCH?? SHE'S A DISGRACE TO THE HUMAN RACE. WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE SMALL TOWN COLORADO GIRL? SHE TURNED INTO A FAME WHORING PATHETIC LOSER THAT THE ENTIRE WORLD FUCKING HATES. UGHH I HATE HER!!! SHE USED LAUREN TO BECOME FAMOUS AND NOW SHE THINKS SHE'S GOD.
I cannot begin to fathom how a woman who so many peple cannot stand smiles 24 fucking 7.
I think she is is the anti christ sent here to drive everyone fucking bonkers. Her and that ugly boyfriend of hers. WHAT A FUCKING WASTE THEY ARE TO SOCIETY.
i think heidi has talent but they always come out with some of the stupidest beats ive ever heard she should start singing ballads something nice then all buy her songs.
I am so sick of heidi, She is annoying and always in the celeb news for no reason…she is only well known because she stabbed LC in the back…she just needs to go away with her stupid boyfriend and shut up…..
Her music sucks. RedOne is actually Spencer, which might be why her music sucks. Wait, no, it sucked when David Foster, the best producer in the business, was working with her. BlueOne is the cinematographer for her video and GayOne is her lover, all happen to be the tool, Spencer Pratt.
z-list. just like you, Perez!
Is that a Hermes bag I see? Perez, please confirm!
Looks like the Kelly bag…Spencey Poo must be bringing in the $…cause thats one expensive bag, frankly Im jealous! Props to Heidi!
she is a TALENTLESS FAKE CUNT….i want to see her in new york so i can beat the living shit out of her.
Aren't her 15 minutes up yet? I wish she would go away, along with her little dog.
SHES A FAKE MOTHERFUCKING BITCH… HONESTLY
YOU ARE SO ON THIS LOTS PAYROLL. YOU EVEN PRAY TOGETHER. LOOKING FOR REDEMPTION PEREZ??? ….. (WHILST WEARING REAL ESTATE AGENCY CLOTHES, I MIGHT ADD!)
BTW if heidi (who has the personality of roadkill, lets face it) can get a record contract and become a 'celeb' than the toe nail clippings on the floor of my bathroom stand just as good a chance as her…..
Re: moon_the_pimp –
your fucking hot
DEAR HEIDI,
I'M SURE YOU READ PEREZ HILTON TO SEE WHAT PEOPLE THINK ABOUT YOU. I THINK YOU ARE A JOKE. YOUR RICH COLORADO PARENTS PROBABLY KNOW SOMEONE IN THE INDUSTRY AND ARE PAYING THEM OFF TO PIMP YOU AROUND. YOU CANNOT SING. YOU ARE AVERAGE LOOKING FOR A WHITE GIRL EVEN WITH YOU BOOB JOB. THERE IS NOTHING ABOUT YOU THAT IS REAL OR HAS TALENT. I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHO IS TELLING YOU YOU CAN DO THESE THINGS BECAUSE THEY AREN'T REALLY OUT FOR YOUR BEST INTEREST. IF YOU WERE MY BEST FRIEND ID TELL YOU THE TRUTH- PEOPLE ARE NOT LAUGHING WITH YOU THEY ARE LAUGHING AT YOU-YOUR VOICE IS MEDIOCRE AND YOUR JUST A PUPPET THAT PEOPLE LIKE TO PLAY WITH. IT MUST BE SAD TO WAKE UP EVERY MORNING AND TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE FAMOUS FOR PRACTICALLY NOTHING AND THAT SO MANY PEOPLE DON'T LIKE YOU. YOUR STILL YOUNG ENOUGH TO CHOOSE A DIFFERENT CAREER PATH OR MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO BACK TO COLORADO AND LIVE OFF YOUR FOLKS. THEY ARE THE ONLY ONES THAT LOVE YOU AND I DON'T MEAN THAT IN A HARSH WAY.
You do realize that producers always talk good about the people they're working with.
Its only afterwards they start spilling the beans.
i hate her she's too fake….. she and her disgusting boyfriend should be on her own planet n leave this one.
they're not celebrities they just desperate for fame
Perez…why are you always talking about Heidi and Spencer?? I saw a picture on E of you with them and yall were going to church together!!! So WTF?? Why are you being two-faced. I mean we all know how bad she sucks but we arent sucking her ass and going to church with her and her ignorant boyfriend
Re: kc – i said the same damn thing!!! he is a douche
UGH her music is AWFUL!!!!!!!! Give me a break!
this sluts career should be over come the new year…i'm sure we wont be hearing her name anymore!
Re: kc – kc has a point Perez =( forget those celeb bitches, you cant turn into those freaks…come back to the "nobody" side.
sometimes its good to be a nobody. =)
dont let hollywood in, they'll stab u in the back.
I just hope she doesn't think she can sing opera. Her voice is weak and generic. No real emotion behind it.
WHOA! SINCE PEZZIE DOTTED HER EYES W/ WHITE-OUT, I THOUGHT IT WAS TORI SPELLING. YIKES!
Re: moon_the_pimp – DUDE, YOU NEED THERAPY - DESPERATELY. I mean, granted, Speidi are the most annoying couple on the planet but seriously, what you said? GET ON ANTI-ANXIETY MEDICATION IMMEDIATELY.
I can't stand her. There are so many artists out there that can sing and write their own music and don't need there voices changed to make their records sound good and they can't catch any type of break. This airhead who can't sing has a record and is on friggen Letterman, what is the matter with this industry.
but lets be fucking dead serious. shes not fucking good at anything she does. embarrassing.
Re: HEIDI – touche.
lol thnx but im just sick of this bitch
Heidi…tee-hee! She's a JOKE!
LC Rulz!
OMG THIS BITCH DOESn'T DESERVE A KELL BAG. she only deserves to wear the trash she designed for anchor blue.
"Raaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllllphhhhhhhh"
ok so i had to actually listen to the song on youtube let me just say that agian like i said before she should kill herself i should punch her face for making my ears hurt like that i swear if i get another ear infection im going to sue her my little cousin was listenin to this song with me (who by the way thinks goofy sings great) said this song sucks i hate it please please turn it off and shes 8 i cant believe that some1 would waste money on her studio time my son was sleeping woke and and started screaming when this song came on he was crying so loud i prayed it would bust the speakers i couldnt even make it past 39 seconds of this crap Y IS SHE DOING THIS TO US I HATE HER SHE SHOULD BE PUNISHED I WISH SHE WOULD STOP TRYING TO EXTEND HER 20 MINUTES OF FAME LET IT GO WE ARE SICK OF U
HAHAHAHA how much was this loser paid to say that about horseface montag? how pathetic! someone needs to give this no talent loser a real job so she can finally go away.
ok so i had to actually listen to the song on youtube let me just say that agian like i said before she should kill herself i should punch her face for making my ears hurt like that i swear if i get another ear infection im going to sue her my little cousin was listenin to this song with me (who by the way thinks goofy sings great) said this song sucks i hate it please please turn it off and shes 8 i cant believe that some1 would waste money on her studio time my son was sleeping woke and and started screaming when this song came on he was crying so loud i prayed it would bust the speakers i couldnt even make it past 39 seconds of this crap Y IS SHE DOING THIS TO US I HATE HER SHE SHOULD BE PUNISHED I WISH SHE WOULD STOP TRYING TO EXTEND HER 20 MINUTES OF FAME LET IT GO WE ARE SICK OF U MY AUNT SAID IT SOUNDS LIKE HORRIBLE ROBOT MUSIC
He says she's a BORN star??? More like PORN star…
can someone give this horse a real job, please? she needs to get over herself!!!
the joke is back!! doesnt she realize her 15 mins are up? hahaha LOSER