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Are You Ready???

Filed under: Film Flickers > Christian Bale

Click here to read the very first review of the new Batman movie, The Dark Knight!

Posted: June 25, 2008 at 3:45 pm

101 comments to “Are You Ready???”

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beth says – reply to this

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first
Maria says – reply to this

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first bitches!
Hecti says – reply to this

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HAHHA..I'm first to comment…anyways that all i wanted to say! ;(
tattooed white trash says – reply to this

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Christian Bale = come fuck me anytime!!
hot says – reply to this

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HOTNESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS FIRSTTTTTTTT
missd says – reply to this

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first…

YUMYUM
Me says – reply to this

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Good Lord!….as in the Lord is good! I have loved Christian Bale since Empire of the Sun. He's HOTT!!!
Lizma says – reply to this

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good lord……THAT is a gorgeous man. **swoon**
der says – reply to this

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first! oh and batman sucks
cest says – reply to this

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Still cannot believe this is the same person as that little homely boy on the bicycle in Speilbergs war movie - was it Rising Sun? Unbelievable transformation!!
Miss Mac says – reply to this

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Hello Batman!
fifil says – reply to this

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Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmy!
becks says – reply to this

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WHEW!!! He is HOT!!! DAY-AM.
Yum says – reply to this

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He can sit on my face anyday!

I will glady eat out his rosebud.

Kyle
bjjer says – reply to this

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I'm ready for a blowjob .
lola9 says – reply to this

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RIP Heath Ledger
Q says – reply to this

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Yum
Oscar says – reply to this

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CB is haaaaaaaaaaaaaaawttttt as hell. An Awesome, dedicated actor.
maria says – reply to this

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I love Batman!
Batma says – reply to this

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There should be an oscar category "best shirtless" in a motion picture.
Suzie says – reply to this

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I can't wait to see it, it's gona be so sad watching Heath!
How Hot is this pic by the way?!
ANDY2 says – reply to this

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Christian, you can sit on my face and let me tongue-jack that asshole!!
Christian, you can sit on my face and let me tongue-jack that asshole!!
Christian, you can sit on my face and let me tongue-jack that asshole!!
Christian, you can sit on my face and let me tongue-jack that asshole!!
Christian, you can sit on my face and let me tongue-jack that asshole!!
Christian, you can sit on my face and let me tongue-jack that asshole!!
Christian, you can sit on my face and let me tongue-jack that asshole!!
Christian, you can sit on my face and let me tongue-jack that asshole!!
Christian, you can sit on my face and let me tongue-jack that asshole!!
Christian, you can sit on my face and let me tongue-jack that asshole!!
Christian, you can sit on my face and let me tongue-jack that asshole!!
Christian, you can sit on my face and let me tongue-jack that asshole!!
Christian, you can sit on my face and let me tongue-jack that asshole!!
Christian, you can sit on my face and let me tongue-jack that asshole!!
Michelle says – reply to this

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Now THIS is what I'm talking about!
Yummy, Yummy, Christian.
Even if the movie got bad reviews, which it hasn't, I'd still go see it!
Sonia says – reply to this

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I cannot wait to see this movie
JR says – reply to this

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That's not a review, that's just a lengthy summary of the events of the film.
ANDY2 says – reply to this

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Re: Yum – you're talking my language, buddy!!! come on over, we can eat eachother's asses at the same time. hit me up on aol instant messenger @ jumpinandy2
Melis says – reply to this

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Eeeeeeek!!
love Love LOVE Christian Bale!!
so excited )
sylviaja says – reply to this

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God, i fucken love Christian Bale!!! He's sooooooo HOTT!
Kate says – reply to this

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Upon seeing that picture what did you just say? What review? Who cares if he looks like that in the movie. LOL
KATY says – reply to this

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i kissed a girl and i liked it
Meeee says – reply to this

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Awwww, shit.
gina says – reply to this

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Screw the review, Christian is YUMMY in that photo!! Does he appear like this throughout the entire movie???
teeja says – reply to this

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God, Christian Bale is fwiiine as fuck! I just wanna do shots of tequila out of that sexy belly button of his. ~ yummmm!!!!
Robin says – reply to this

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OOOOHHHHH, I loved him in Little Women!!!!!!
dave says – reply to this

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I'd fuck him so hard. ’nuff said.
Carli says – reply to this

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perez, why did you fucking post that? it's not even a real review.

jesus…
sarah says – reply to this

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Re: dave – wanna have fun FaceBook me Sarah Bel
dammi says – reply to this

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DAMMIT! Scarecrow has a bit role??? WTF? I fucking love Cillian Murphy and his Irish sexiness!
jolie says – reply to this

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lol
m says – reply to this

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can't fucken wait!!!!!!!!!!!
ANDY2 says – reply to this

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Re: dave – hey, dave….come shove that hard dick up my ass…i'll let you
sssss says – reply to this

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i doubt this guy really saw the movie… i mean come on 'Ive kept this review as spoiler free as possible as I dont want to
ruin anything like someone did recently with another Christian Bale
movie!!'

the only proof to me would be if that guy would actually tell us something we dont know!
jenn says – reply to this

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everytime i see the trailer i get CHILLZ! poor poor heath…what more can i say!
CJ says – reply to this

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I cannot fucking wait to go see this!!!
jilly says – reply to this

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review is so good, even i may go see it and i am not a batman fan
beach says – reply to this

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omg… he makes me ovulate…
Wonder_Women says – reply to this

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I'm the nerdiest fan of batman, I cant wait to see the movie. I know it will be great! Im counting down the days to see Heath L be the joker, my most fav villan. im so excited
NcYBY says – reply to this

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OH NO I CAN'T TAKE THIS TODAY!!!
twink says – reply to this

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OMFG! can i drink his cum. let me suck his fat hairy cock about 12 times and he can squirt that warm sperm into a glass so i can have my daily dose of sweet man-nectar
twink says – reply to this

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Re: Yum – u sick nasty fuck. u sound like fun!
Andre says – reply to this

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Great review.. totally made me wanna go see the movie opening weekend!
hales says – reply to this

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SOUNDS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake says – reply to this

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YUMMY YUMMY SCREW
kiounne says – reply to this

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If I only had one day w/this man all to myself….. omg! I think my bf would understand, too…..
NcYBY says – reply to this

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Re: twink – OHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
xusze says – reply to this

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I don't find him attractive at all.
dibs says – reply to this

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dibs dibs dibs dibs dibs dibs dibs dibs dibs dibs dibs dibs dibs dibs dibs dibs dibs dibs dibs dibs dibs dibs dibs dibs dibs dibs dibs dibs dibs dibs

dibsmagazine.com
dibs says – reply to this

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Re: beth – Re: Maria –
dibs dibs dibs dibs dibs dibs dibs dibs dibs dibs dibs dibs dibs dibs dibs dibs dibs dibs dibs dibs dibs dibs dibs dibs dibs dibs dibs dibs dibs dibs

dibsmagazine.com
JB says – reply to this

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GOOODDAMN he looks so fukkin good! His body was bangin in American Pyscho too. That's one white man i'd defntly bone.
sm says – reply to this

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when i scrolled down to this pic, my jaw drop and a big loud ahhhhhhhhhhhhh came out. yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. what i could do, prez wishes he can wash his danties on that wash board, you remind me of the kid in school that was picked last for everything. sort of like myself, but im not bitter much. cuz i grew up now i dont give a shitttttttttt lolol. cuz i got my wish the haters are mostly fat nasty bald cellulite bitches with like 10 ankle bitters and a welfare check lol any way christiannnnnnnn my number isssssssssssssssss
D says – reply to this

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He's a horrible choice for a Action Hero movie!!!!!! Weak Face!!!!Not Batman at all!
spide says – reply to this

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That photo is from American Psycho
niki says – reply to this

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hellllllllllllllllllllllo nurse! thats quite the pic
JHR says – reply to this

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Check out more Batman goodness at www.worldsfinestonline.com.

www.worldsfinestonline.com
Tanya says – reply to this

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Damn, he is the best Batman in my books, I loved Michael Keaton……….but Christian Bale can fly with me anytime.Man can work some rubber!
Mars says – reply to this

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You..
..you read Aintitcool?
are you a closet nerd/hipster?
Patri says – reply to this

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Re: spide – Photo is from Equilibrium not American Psycho.
Michelle says – reply to this

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Re: Carli – "Why did you post this?" If you gots ta aks, then you'll neva knows!
Amy S says – reply to this

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I LOVE CHRISTIAN BALE! HE IS EFFING HOT!!!!!!
Love Love Me says – reply to this

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You should put a warning on that picture, Perez. The hotness of that man could cause a girl to pass out. 100% deliciousness.

Awesome movie review. I've been waiting forever to see The Dark Knight.
toadf says – reply to this

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he looks like an air-brushed Hasselhoff.
Presh says – reply to this

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God, he is gorgeous. Phew!!!!
anon says – reply to this

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HOT.
Dani Ale says – reply to this

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Sexy.
Shell says – reply to this

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read the Rolling Stone review . . .
kaye says – reply to this

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HOLY FUCKING CRAP. I wouldn't kick him out of bed except to do it on the floor!
MT BU says – reply to this

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OMG…he can be my AMERICAN PSYCHO anytime!!!!
nikki says – reply to this

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I am so looking forward to this movie!!!
Shhh. says – reply to this

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Re: Patri – Thanks Patri, now I don't have to correct them myself!
jenna says – reply to this

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CHRISTIAN BALE IS SO FUCKING HOT !
ID FUCK HIM ALLL DAY LONGGGGGGGG !
mered says – reply to this

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Heath should NOT be gone - its not right, I think I will spend more time crying watching this movie than anything else…
Randi-Canada says – reply to this

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DELISH!
MeeMe says – reply to this

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That's one fine azz white boy
Meg says – reply to this

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YES I am ready! Me and my husband are going to see this opening day!! We cannot wait, i loveeee CB!!!
nikki says – reply to this

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dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnn look @ christian bale. rawwwrrr lol
laureles says – reply to this

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OOO HOT!!
Heath says – reply to this

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He needs to get to the gym! He has really let himself go! HEE HEE lick me
Laurenconradisannoying says – reply to this

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yuuuummmm……mmmmmm…

www.laurenconradisannoying.com
K-Swa says – reply to this

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Spoiler free my ass! The first paragraph has spoilers! He's gonna get sued!

Who cares. Everyone already knows it's going to be amazing!
angie says – reply to this

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Holy Goddd!!!!! Sexiest. Man. Ever.
I want him so bad.
Maxim says – reply to this

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He says he keeps it spoiler free but it's a blow by blow of the film, and not in the good way. And what is the obsession with being first on a discussion board? x
poast says – reply to this

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dour ole sourpuss.
ever seen this phaux hamlet smile in a movie?
serious narcissus: not fun guy.
joke o de biz.
Lolo says – reply to this

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I think he should be my husband…………..
Cari says – reply to this

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OMG!!! I cannot WAIT to see this movie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think it'll be the biggest BLOCKBUSTER this year!!!!! And what a cast…a bunch of hotties Also, I know I'm gonna cry when I see Heath in this role…his loss is still sooo emotional to me.
lmo says – reply to this

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Who cares about the review - look at Christian Bale!!!!!!!!!! YUM!!!
Marco Pervo says – reply to this

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Re: Heath –

He's as fat as me. He was shredded in that serial killer movie set in the 80's, but not anymore.
GINGE says – reply to this

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YEAH THE DARK KNIGHT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Krist says – reply to this

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God I love him! He's the sexiest man on the planet. Thanks for the pick-me-up!
lava says – reply to this

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uuugghhhh skeezy! he looks like he's straight outta 1982!
Proph says – reply to this

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Was that picture necessary?

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