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Chicago Doesn't Heart Tara Reid

Filed under: Exclusives! > Wacky, Tacky & True > Tara Reid > Z List

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Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that Tara Reid's upcoming Chicago party isn't selling well!

No one is making reservations, so calls are going out to the town's party people saying, "Congrats! I'd like to offer you and all of your friends free tickets to see Tara Reid this weekend!"

It's cool, though. We doubt the club paid her more than a couple grand!

Tara should just relocate to Australia. At least she has some hope down under!

65 comments to “Chicago Doesn't Heart Tara Reid”

  1. Megha says – reply to this


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    first

  2. eric says – reply to this


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    she'll still get a better turn out than your hot topic premier did

  3. Freda says – reply to this


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    LOL

  4. emily says – reply to this


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    first!!!!

  5. amy says – reply to this


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    Chicago DOES HATE TARA!!! I go to that event With a perez poster, and ask her what it's like to work!

  6. A says – reply to this


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    HA she may be on the z list but I'd give my right boob to get a couple grand just to show my sloppy ass up to a party!! Well maybe not a boob… definitely a toe though



  7. 7

    Hilarious!

  8. sickh says – reply to this


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    Tara Reid is looking sexy again. She scared me for a minute!

  9. Lapam says – reply to this


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    lame…..who cares shes finished…. anyway we can expect more flashes from this ho…

  10. Tara says – reply to this


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    and Perez is a CUNT.

  11. sarah says – reply to this


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    Re: Tara – McCaIn 2008-we can wrestle for it!-wanna have fun FaceBook me Sarah Bel

  12. dibs says – reply to this


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  13. carri says – reply to this


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    poor tara…..why doesn't she just crawl under a rock and stay there?

  14. crong says – reply to this


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    she really needs to make porn, thats all thats left for this bitch now

  15. tarat says – reply to this


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    can't we all just get along. why so mean to others?
    : (

  16. Megha says – reply to this


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    It's TRUE! KISS 1035 here in Chicago is giving away 10 of those tickets to a caller every other hour. "One for you and NINE of your friends!" Who gives away that many tickets unless they couldn't unload them? Poor Tara, give her Paris Hilton's publistist's number……

  17. Casey says – reply to this


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    no one hearts tara reid

  18. perfe says – reply to this


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    whats up with her nose?

  19. EWW says – reply to this


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    I guess crobar is officially a dump now.

  20. Flubb says – reply to this


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    Poor little thing. Shes turning into Avril Lavigne.

  21. MissT says – reply to this


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    DUH!!!!!!!!
    I said a few weeks ago on this first post that people would rather go to the taste of chicago and be stuck against each other dripping with sweat than go to CroBar or Excal, where ever the hell it is! Also, the Tattoo Convent. is going on this weekend, also the Gay pride parade is going on! Too much other COOL shit to spend out money on! FUCK TARA REID, and whom ever said I was lame the last time FUCKING IS NOT A TRUE CHICAGOIN!!!
    GO CUBBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!! NUMBER , FUCK YOU SOX ASSES. AND YOUR DUG OUT PROB SMELLED LIKE PISS CUZ THE CUBBIES PROB WENT AND TOOK A PISS WHERE YOU HAD TO SIT AND WATCH US KICK YOUR ASSES!!!!!

  22. COCK- says – reply to this


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    SHE IS SO AMAZING GREAT ROLE MODEL HOT AS FUCK! SHE IS BETTER THAN ANY STAR IN THE HILLS. I WOULD PAY TOP DOLLAR TO BE AT THAT CLUB THAT NIGHT 2 PARTY MY ASS OFF! LIVE IN A DIFFERENT STATE OF MINNESOTA SO 2 FAR 4 ME! HER BODY IS A WONDERLAND!!!! XOXO

  23. Maddi says – reply to this


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    Hahhahahahahhahah, HA!
    Oh, man!

  24. CubsF says – reply to this


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    That and Kiss FM isn't exactly the hot radio station in Chicago either…

  25. sean says – reply to this


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    just leak a sex tape and get it over with…..

  26. Rufus says – reply to this


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    Perez is just pissed because she gave him his black eye.

  27. Sarah says – reply to this


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    I live in Chicago. Crobar is a totally crappy club, and only suburbanites go there.

  28. vikki says – reply to this


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    Such a shame she blew her $ up the nose

  29. aaaaa says – reply to this


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  30. 30

    Re: Rufus – That was make-up, moron. & tara reid is a talentless whore who can't act..which is why she hasn't been in any movies.

  31. dave says – reply to this


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    It's rather like one of your 'events', where no-one shows up!
    Take a look at these comments, Perez, you're fan's are turning their backs on you!
    Get rid of the advertisers, self-promotion, and get a real job! As for the your 'CLOTHING LINE' and your atrocious 'GOSSIP ON THE GO' ideas, give me a fucking break. Who the fuck do you think you are!?
    And I cannot believe you're guessing how much they're paying her - I'm not sure an event organiser would pay YOU more than a couple of grand!

  32. D says – reply to this


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    Who really wants to party with her saggy ass???She's below the D list!!!!

  33. Cubbi says – reply to this


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    She's coming during Pride weekend on top of the fact that she is, well, Tara Reid. AND, the Cubbies are playing the Sox. We have much better things to do with our time in Chicago……like get a Brazilian wax or dental work.

  34. WF says – reply to this


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    Ummm…….. Who would leave the Joys of BoysTown on the Weekend of Pride?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

    THEE 2nd largest Gay Holiday in the Mid-West

    Poor planning, someone's agent needs to be shot.

    *muah*



  35. 35

    if she aint hot now she was hot in the past ive got pics of her in black lingere that are really awsome



  36. 36

    Throw in a rim job from her and I'm there!

  37. cam says – reply to this


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    CAMERON DIAZ WILL YOU MARRY ME. I know we only met in the theatre and you were on the screen and I was in my seat but I felt a connection. I tried to feed you popcorn from the 22nd row but you kept missing even though your mouth was wide open. i will see you soon Dr Rand Pink.

  38. jc says – reply to this


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    Chicago doesn't put up with mess like that. People from Chicago don't go to bars on Ontario/Ohio - that's for Chicago's version of the Bridge and Tunnel crowd.

  39. 4tara says – reply to this


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    I'm not into shows hosted by radio stations. A DJ and mostly blaring advertisement for a radio station is not an exciting evening. It probably has more to do with this, and bad promotion, and bad timing due to more important must-see events in Chicago that weekend, rather than Tara. She probably shouldn't get involved with events like this; she'd be better off!

  40. shoep says – reply to this


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    you couldn't pay me to go to crowbar- ew!

  41. tara says – reply to this


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    how about a tour around your giant head ;;you are headicus maximus,,,even driving around your head would take a loooong time ,, luv tara

  42. PURE says – reply to this


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    SAY "PURE" AT THE DOOR FOR THE HOOKUP :)

  43. AMO says – reply to this


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    She needs to move on… the partying Tara Reid was so 8 years ago.

  44. AMO says – reply to this


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    Re: AMO – That's not the picture I chose, but whatever.

  45. Nadin says – reply to this


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    Doors at 9pm yo?

  46. Used says – reply to this


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    HILARIOUS, pre-sale tickets to that event are a whopping TEN dollars!! That is too funny, poor Tara!

  47. Cubbi says – reply to this


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    It makes sense that Tara would appear at a place like Crobar. Everyone in Chicago knows that it is a trashy club, which would go along the lines of the radio station promoting it.

  48. kate says – reply to this


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    i live in chicago. no one ever talks about tara reid here! like seriously who cares lol. i wouldn't waste my money on a ticket to see her

  49. anon says – reply to this


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    Wait- people still go to Crobar?! That place was old and tired 10 years ago. Tara Reid is washed up, but so is the venue.

  50. Cubbi says – reply to this


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    I am 25 and live in Chicago. A-crobar is a fucking dump. I wouldn't even show up there if someone paid me to. B-Tara Reid who…she can't act, she can't do anything, and she will be late if even show up at all like all those dumb skanks in Hollywood that do club promos. C-Perez fucking rules… and lastly D-thank you crobar for bringing a sexually transmitted infested whore to Chicago…just what we want our drunk guys fucking on one of the craziest weekends of the year! Woo hoo

  51. benic says – reply to this


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    You guys should really be ashamed of your selves. What has she ever done to you? You don't even know her the only thing we've ever heard about Tara is that she's a girl that likes to have fun. Who cares like we don't? She has never been arrested never got in trouble and has done over 25 movies everything you hear about her is just crap. She is an actress started off as one and because we sit here and write bad things about her for sure that is what is hurting her career where not even letting her shine. Think of the karma thats gonna come back to us by biting someone in the ass we don't even know. Give the girl a chance where hating on someone that been drunk danced on tables but that her biggest crime who cares like we've never done it? Or if one of our friends have we think there so funny and crazy and we love them. Why is she any different? you never here of Tara being mean or rude to anyone i've actually heard she is really a sweet girl and she is loyal to a fault. Let's stop picking on Tara and lets for once change are energy and be on her side watch we'll probably all see are luck change. Let's be mean to the one's that deserve it but in this case the punishment does not fit the crime. Also every celeb does club appearance's its fast easy money think about it ? wouldn't you? Perez does them to he has to stop picking on Tara it's just getting old period…..

  52. PDS says – reply to this


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    Re: benic

    Thank you for taking the high road and defending Tara. I am amazed at how Mario and people on this site continually project their self-hatred and envy on to Tara, a woman whom they've never met and who has likely accomplished more than Mario or any of the haters here. Tell me: does it make you folks feel good to call Tara a whore/slut/whatever? Does it make you feel like you are not the loser you secretly believe yourself to be when you declare, as if you know anything about the entertainment industry, that her career is over? If so, YOU are the one who will continue to attract negative energy in your life. As for Tara, I look forward to the day when she finally lands a film role that allows her to show the full range of her acting talents and gets her an acting award nomination.

  53. Clair says – reply to this


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    Fuck that………..You keep her

  54. missy says – reply to this


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    Crobar is about 2 blocks from my house, in a residential area full of mommys, daddys and little kids. Back in the day it was co-owned by Dennis Rodman. Today it is nothing but a quiet little bar tucked away from it all — this isn't Lincoln Park, Old Town, or even the Southport area. I am so tickled that she is there. Maybe I will sneak by while walking the dog and snap a couple of pictures for you, Perez.

  55. Melis says – reply to this


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    To MissT:

    Your entire park smells like piss. Last time I was at Wrigley I heard there were some drunken idiots "slip 'n slidin" through the trofts in the men's bathroom. Classy group of fans you got… And good luck trying to make the playoffs, you always start off strong every year and fizzle out by the end. The cubs are an embarrassment to Chicago.

    And US Cellular smells like delicious bratwurst and fried onions. Mmmm

  56. amy says – reply to this


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    The cell smells like drunk people and piss! How did you like that sweep we gave ya? Tara Reid probably smell like the chicago river

  57. Roxan says – reply to this


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    haha i hate that station, so annoying lol
    and she looks evil
    thank god ill be out of town tmrrw

  58. Regan says – reply to this


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    I live in downtown Chicago and if i was older (8 years to be exact) i would go into Crobar JUST to laugh in her face and smack her up side her head…UGHH!!!

  59. Ms. E says – reply to this


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    I agree..too much other fun stuff to go to Crobar to see her. Bring back the old crobar, new one SUCKS.

  60. North says – reply to this


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    Re: Melis

    It's hilarious when Southside Trash gets their walmart panties in a bunch b/c they can't afford to live on the northside. Northside Class forever, and you know it.

    Sweep Sweep Sweep (is that the sound of Cubs sweeping the Sox or you sweeping my backyard? LOL)

  61. proph says – reply to this


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    Greart poster.

  62. Aussi says – reply to this


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    OMG! Will you stop trying to pass your fucked up rejects onto us! We've had her here a couple of times to do some extremely budget commercials, thats it, nothing more to it, we cringe just as much as you do when we see her grace our televisions! She's a true American classes individual, take responsibility for her and stop this senseless "Australia will take her" bullshit Perez! Austaliatisic my ass, you've certainly lost my respect

  63. S-daw says – reply to this


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    I was just in Chicago w/ my boyfriend and I never heard one thing bout Tara's party. We went out every night last week. LOSER!

  64. danic says – reply to this


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    WHO'S GREAT IDEA WAS THIS ANYWAY..WHO THOUGHT TO THEMSELVES "PEOPLE WILL LINE UP OVERNIGHT TO CATCH A GLIMPSE OF TARA!" ………NOT LIKELY DONT BLAME CHICAGO ITS NOT OUR FAULT WE DONT WANT TO PAY TO SEE A TALENTLESS HACK AT A CRAPPY CLUB

  65. robbi says – reply to this


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    Perz why do u pick on tara reid so much?? what has she done to u?? you should be the one to get picked on…. you are such a low life who thinks he is great….your just jelous of tara and of other celebs because there better then u and can actaully get laid…. you just write good things about people when u rate urself above them… so go get a life and get a real job and stop acting like such a prick