Even Mini Me Has a Sex Tape

6/25/2008 6:15 PM ET | Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & True • Z List

No joke.

A Verne Troyer sex tape just found its way into the public space.

An agent is attempting to broker a 100k deal for it.

Good luck with that!

Please, bitch, Mini Me probably leaked this shit himself.

Screech did it first - and better!

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perez says – reply to this

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who died?
tylerestwick says – reply to this

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fdfff
MOFO says – reply to this

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old news dumbass. WHO DIED? YOU SUCK! FIRST BITCHES
VEGAS says – reply to this

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SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Atika the Know-It-All Bitch says – reply to this

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Ewwwww, I would NOT want to watch THAT!!!!!!!!!!
kell says – reply to this

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OMG that made me wince! GAG!
nipsf says – reply to this

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firstt
ksjjj says – reply to this

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eww
tu vi says – reply to this

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….this feels sooo wrong and creepy…

stupid but i always wanted to do this…FIRST!!
annat says – reply to this

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Egad.
AndI says – reply to this

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Go to the National Enquirer website it tells the story. It was just hoax
eliza says – reply to this

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eww…..
wannabeaballa says – reply to this

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YEAH WHO DIED? somebody said it was elizabeth taylor. and nobody cares about this lame story anyway..who would REALLY want to see that tape? not me!
yajle says – reply to this

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ewwwww
maris says – reply to this

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FIRST,
thats disgusting.!
heeri says – reply to this

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Sorry Verne, but that's just gross.
jenny says – reply to this

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FIRST
amand says – reply to this

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…………….
Ashle says – reply to this

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haha has ben much??
sdf says – reply to this

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yuck
Cat says – reply to this

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who the fuck died?!!!! This is driving me crazy!
tu vi says – reply to this

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FUCK NO! i wasnt first?
that sucks….*pun intended*
josie says – reply to this

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I heard he has bigger balls than u perez
That says – reply to this

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EW. Why the hell would you want to watch that?!
D says – reply to this

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wow

hes doing it all
kel:) says – reply to this

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is it a short movie
j-sta says – reply to this

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Second! No one's dead?
chris says – reply to this

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ew
kmg says – reply to this

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Kermit Love died. The guy who made Big Bird's costume or whatever.
wannabeaballa says – reply to this

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WHERE DID ALL THE COMMENTS GO???
j says – reply to this

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that's terrible.
dud says – reply to this

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WHO DIED??????????????????????????????????????????
GirlsAloud says – reply to this

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Eww wtf. Sorry, but I dont want to watch a worm shoved into a coochie.
fdafa says – reply to this

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EW. 11.
Emili says – reply to this

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I just have one thing to say: EWWW
JayJ says – reply to this

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That's nasty Pun…And who is that dude he's with in bed?
Kel says – reply to this

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oh god… I just threw up a lil in my mouth……..
KriSs says – reply to this

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***********~ IT WAS ELIZABETH TAYLOR WHO PASSED AWAY TODAY. CHECK IT OUT ON WIKIPEDIA.~**********
sasha says – reply to this

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eww that is so fucking disgusting okay im gonna throw up
JOMOF says – reply to this

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OLD NEWS, IT WAS ON TMZ A LONG TIME AGO. WHO DIED? OH SHIT YOU SUCKITY SUCK SHITTY SHIT SHIT SHIT BLAH BLAH BLAH. I THINK IT WAS SOMEONE WHO DIDN'T REALLY DIE. I NEED A JOB. GOTTA GO, GOT AN APPOINTMENT AT THE UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE. WISH ME LUCK!
P.S. YOU SUCK.
www.mistressconcetta.com says – reply to this

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I saw it and it's DISTURBING omg omg omg ew
DUMMY says – reply to this

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Re: tu vi – Stupid is right. You weren't first. Try again. BTW, you don't win anything for being first.
yuk says – reply to this

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What is up with that chicks brow,sorry Verne I was more interested in seeing your little pecker.Its probably so small that even a Japanese guy could brag about being bigger.Hey Verne how do I even know when you are in me.
John says – reply to this

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I wanna see his mini me.
Tara says – reply to this

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No one died, he was just effin' with us! WTF Perez, if you didn't think it was even close to being true then why post it? Are your sponsors not satisfied with the number of hits the site is getting? I think that is EXACTLY it. Money driven.
secon says – reply to this

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Lisa I know youre on the Perez Hilton site and masturbating to juicy celebrity gossip but will you stop at the store and pick up some milk on the way over here. Thank you Dr Rand Pink gynecologist.
wannabeaballa says – reply to this

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ELIZABETH TAYLOR DIED.
kayce. says – reply to this

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O.
M.
G.
AndI says – reply to this

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It was Courtney Love. The Enquire said that there was a suicide hoax.
Lo says – reply to this

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I'm not so sure about that one
r says – reply to this

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u took down the post about a celeb dying….guess it wasnt true but WHO WAS IT???!!!!
kayce. says – reply to this

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Re: perez – i know, P yanked that blurb pretty fast… can't wait for the follow up!
mo says – reply to this

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I heard Paul Newman died in an airplane crash…….
Chris says – reply to this

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I watched a porno years ago that had a midget guy in it. He was letting some chick suck him off. What a small peepee he had. When he blew his load in her mouth, she looked like she wanted to throw up. I did to after watching it. I came real close to gouging my eyes with a fork.
Dawo says – reply to this

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OMG hahahahah OMG I can not breath OMG
me says – reply to this

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Is that Dannyboy from House of Pain and La Coka Nostra?
Anoni says – reply to this

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It's probably Liz Taylor who was rumored dead…it was on her wikipedia that she died today, but it's not now…wiki JUST pulled it off.
OMG says – reply to this

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I WANNA C
karen says – reply to this

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oh my god. ewness. look at the video on tmz it looks like a guy!! so nasty
Jon says – reply to this

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The Beloved Miss Elizabeth Taylor has passed away today… She will always be remembered as one of America's best actress, an icon…
repen says – reply to this

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TMZ reported that crap news 2 hours ago. Maybe they'll report who died first.
No To says – reply to this

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Obama is a racist white hating piece of shit, who REFUSES to salute our country's flag!, Who belongs to a Afrocentric "black" Church for 20 years! Who Worshiped Rev Wright and his beliefs, so much that he dedicated All of his books to Rev Wright! Obama is a flip flopper, who hates white but is half white himself, and now denys being Muslim, but his father was part Muslim! His Name is Barack HUSSIEN Obama! He called his grandmother a " typical white woman"!! He was part of a radical anti American group in Chicago, and lied about hearing any racist comments from wright! How many times can this man say the words "Um " or "Uhh" in a speech?? Seriously, Vote Nader!!
roach says – reply to this

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Give me a fucking break!! He's hired for comedy sequences only!! Him trying to play a hardcore gangsta no one would ever take seriously!! A sex tape probably, threw out some bills and some ho got him a ladder to climb on to fuck her in front of a camera!! I don't want to watch that!! Although severly drunk or high I would probably laugh myself to death!!!!!
KriSs says – reply to this

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******************** SOMEONE EFFED UP. JUST CHECKED BACK ON WIKIPEDIA, AND THEY TOOK DOWN THE ANNOUNCEMENT OF HER DEATH. THAT IS WHY PEREZ TOOK IT DOWN WITH A QUICKNESS, NO NE DIED… TISK, TISK.. NOT NICE TO SAY SOMENE IS DEAD WHILE THEY ARE ALIVE AND KICKIN!***************************************************
Luvli Mum says – reply to this

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Nasty!!
j says – reply to this

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no one died. well, kermit love did die, but that was confirmed this morning, therefore it cannot be what that mystery post was about. the courtney love thing on the enquirer's website said the suicide hoax was on JUNE 7TH, so that is not it either. what it is, is a ploy to bump up the numbers for the site for the day. if there really was even a rumor, everyone KNOWS that there is no way perez would just let it go…and not even follow up. no follow up = crappy ploy to get people to come to the site over and over to see who it is. smart business man……total hypocrite, but smart business man.
tkitt says – reply to this

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That may be the #1 most disgusting thing i have ever seen in my whole entire life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sylviaja says – reply to this

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can somebody told me who died???
Megan says – reply to this

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i would love to spread minis legs and eat his shit hole.Damn he is fucking hot.I saw the tape and I literally have four fingers in my vaginal wall.
olivi says – reply to this

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How is that even possible?

Is he like screwing a McDonalds toy or something?
curly says – reply to this

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gross…..so gross…i shouldnt of looked:(
iloveleland says – reply to this

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who the hell died????? c-mon tell us
jeff says – reply to this

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ewwww hes dick is probaly unotisable in the tape cause its soooooooo small
Sonia says – reply to this

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Oh man, now why did I see that? I wish I hadn't seen that. That does not turn me on at all. Not to mention how small his equipment must be. Now, how could anyone be turned on by that, unless you are a mini too? Oh geez, I wish I hadn't clicked on that.
Sz says – reply to this

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Ew that video made me barf a little :S yukkkkkk.
LkAtU says – reply to this

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Perez maybe you and teddy should do a sex tape. It would probably sell better than you flip flops.
fandj4ever says – reply to this

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okay, that is just EWWW!! I cant believe that. and 100K for it? someone lost their god damn mind.
Saruh says – reply to this

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SO GROSS!! I want to watch it just to see how big his thang is!! I wonder if it's a midget weenie.
Katha says – reply to this

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thnings that make you go , yeewwwwwwwww
Fay K says – reply to this

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Can you say FREAK SHOW?
s says – reply to this

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I don't want to watch it can someone tell me if his dick is a normal size or a baby dick?
DanaMarie=] says – reply to this

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ewwwwwwwwww
what says – reply to this

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i would rather watch verne troyer in a verne porno marathon than be subjected to 2 seconds of 'screech'
AM says – reply to this

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He was with Elizabeth Taylor in the video, dressed as her puppy.
420 says – reply to this

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Re: No To –
Amen! Suck it Obama!
mc says – reply to this

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this is worse than 2 girl and 1 cup.
Yuck.
julia gulia says – reply to this

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yes, david demo loves it and so do i!!!
noemiii says – reply to this

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EEEEWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwWWW
Rozzy says – reply to this

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That's effing gross… he's disgusting.
MsMeo says – reply to this

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Ummm…can anyone say….I C K Y! G R O S S! Of the brief flicker you see on TMZ…I nearly threw up! UGGG!! Good luck on that video Verne…Maybe you thought YOU were the LOVE GURU….NOT!!!!I'm hoping you were in some drunkin HELL…

Ok…giggle..as usual….
**Peace**
MsMeow
Jenni says – reply to this

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Oh no. OH NO! That is awful. But…I might have to watch.
me says – reply to this

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I"M CHOKING ON MY BARF
Riley says – reply to this

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Vern was on Howard Stern LAST WEEK and Howard asked him if he had a sex tape. Howard then said that he wasnt into midget porn but if Vern had a tape he would watch it just to see how big his weiner is.
WTF says – reply to this

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COME ON CHICA, TMZ HAS A CLIP OF THE TAPE ON THEIR SITE…..LETS GET WITH THE PROGRAM DOLL!
joey says – reply to this

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Damn that video is disgusting!!!! Verne Troyer is disgusting!
Hugs says – reply to this

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The saddest kiss of all time
Susie says – reply to this

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uhmm nasty.
thanks for runing my day bud
LOL says – reply to this

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Im a little grossed out. I dont want to see that….
xusze says – reply to this

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Gross! As if riding his scooter nekkid and pissing in the corner of a room wasn't bad enough. I'm definitely not watching him have sex. *shudder*
Suzie says – reply to this

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If there was is a sex tape, even Verne Troyer is doing it for the publicity. That's just plane gross. Sorry Verne.

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