Even Mini Me Has a Sex Tape

Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & True > Z List

No joke.

A Verne Troyer sex tape just found its way into the public space.

An agent is attempting to broker a 100k deal for it.

Good luck with that!

Please, bitch, Mini Me probably leaked this shit himself.

Screech did it first - and better!

Posted: Jun 25, 2008 at 6:15 pm / Email this »

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164 comments to “Even Mini Me Has a Sex Tape”

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Michelle Renee C says – reply to this

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I think i am going to puke..He probably has to fist the butch for her to feel anything..It is like having sex with a toddler..yuck
Kathryn says – reply to this

102

oh yuck
force says – reply to this

103

I just puked all over my new dress. Thanks perez
Lisa says – reply to this

104

wowwwww. can we say creepy, gross, and wtf is wrong with
that girl. what a grosssssssssssssssssssssss mental image. good lord.
I wou says – reply to this

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Honestly I would just watch it to see how the hell a little person that is smaller then average little people can have sex with a average woman…
Please tell me how is that possible especially when you aren't packing heat i saw surreal life there wasnt much to cover.
DeeDe says – reply to this

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*BARF*
Mrs.Johnny says – reply to this

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Nasty! She looks pissed to be there and not into it at all. He probably paid her to do it.
DB says – reply to this

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Apparently, you're no one until you have a sex tape out…and you're an even bigger star if it was "stolen."
eddie says – reply to this

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dont try and view the video it has been reported there is a worm on the link!

WARNING!
VAN H says – reply to this

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i wonder if his cock is as big as his tongue…
Brand says – reply to this

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who would want to watch someone getting banged by a tootsie roll……mwaaaaaah
Alexi says – reply to this

112

That's just plain NASTY!
fifi says – reply to this

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I have it on good authority that Verne was in Las Vegas at least 7 years ago (around the time after the first Austin Powers movie) that he came running into the Hotel saying he got laid…his friends said "what, she used you as a tampon!". He apparently likes long-legged blondes.
Say W says – reply to this

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Are you serious Perez? Nothing that comes out of that asshole Screech is 'better.' That dickwad can rot in hell!!
Lawzy Lawzy Miss Scarlett says – reply to this

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What's the guy in the white & green T-shirt lookin' at?
AND…….
Lawzy…..what on God's great green earth does this bent-up, gimped-up, 'flicted leprechaun have that he thinks we wanna see?
Certainly not his shillelagh.
Nina says – reply to this

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Re: No To – LOL dude what the hell is your problem? This is perezhilton not some politics forum.
Nikki says – reply to this

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Should this not have been posted under "for those of you easily offended?" ???? Come on Mario! I just puked.
WThot says – reply to this

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The…"girl" in the video looked like a guy,and Mini Me looked like Nosferatu-
emphasis on "eew"!
dante says – reply to this

119

Oh shit just the thought of that makes me want to literally throw myself through a fukkn window!!!!! "OH THE PAIN"!
Gag! says – reply to this

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When I see this sad, vile & depressing Hollywood news, I just think to myself "I'd sure like to see Kristy McNichol back acting again". She was a good actress, had class, was cute, and had the nicest smile. COME BACK KRISTY MCNICHOL, HOLLYWOOD NEEDS YOU!!!
Meg says – reply to this

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Oh god god why did I click??? Why!!????? On the other hand…I wonder if
mini- me has his own mini-me?
MARIA says – reply to this

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OMG IS SOOO DISGUSTING!!!!…
Celes says – reply to this

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i know this chick….she's dying to be an "actress". i wasnt surprised to see a video, she'd do anything for fame. Obviously, she dated him
maria says – reply to this

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EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
please, just kill me, that odd thing have sex
Simon says – reply to this

125

Gross!!!!
sweet says – reply to this

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They're great ! But I lve beautiful persons . And I'm always finding a hansome man as my boyfriend . At last , I found him.Thanks it:b l a c k w h i t e k i s s ,where everyone can get his or her happiness!
Tessaloniki says – reply to this

127

Oh. My. God.

:D
AC says – reply to this

128

that is not pretty…
MY EY says – reply to this

129

God, I will be Celibate 4evr after watching that clip, ugh OMFG SOMEBODY SHOOT MY LEFT SIDE OF MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!!! ***throws up using sound effects in South Park***
JT says – reply to this

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Was that picture taken at Prive in Las Vegas?
Lulu says – reply to this

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You'd make a sex tape with him, Mario if it could get you more fame or money. Admit it fat boy.
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Bambi says – reply to this

133

GROSSS MIDGET PRON!!!!
Curlysues says – reply to this

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ewwwwwwww
hos tongue is so gross in the clip of it.
maria says – reply to this

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gross!
Mr.Perfectionz says – reply to this

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I think i might buy the tape o.0 Midgets are sexy….
Damn says – reply to this

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Chick has to be a lesbian that doesn't like D*ck because surely anyone names MINI can't have one!. Whaaaat kind of women would get in the bed with him? A hungry one I guess. gross he is such a little perv.
gross says – reply to this

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Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Erin says – reply to this

139

Just puked in my mouth!!
tstep says – reply to this

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This came out a long time ago… it's been up for at least 6 months at efukt.com.
Anna! says – reply to this

141

Wowww,
That just sounds gross.
And beleive me, I will not wait in line to see that!
And what about the whole Death thing?
Who supposedly "died"?
steph says – reply to this

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I think I threw up in my mouth a little.
dates says – reply to this

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Damn, money CAN buy you sex!!
chris says – reply to this

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Re: Celes – sounds like you are the one "trying to become famous" miss celes acting like you know this girl. please, they havent event mentioned her name, you are an idiot and you sound like a jealous bitch who cant get a real job yourself.
EWWWW says – reply to this

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Ugh. Ugh. The tounge bit was vile.
EWWWW says – reply to this

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WTF?? Midget porn? who wants to see that shit? That's like child porn. UGH
ass says – reply to this

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"Please, bitch, Mini Me probably leaked this shit himself."
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Umm, well if you had the information that EVERY OTHER SITE HAS, you'd know that yes, it's common knowledge that Verne is the one trying to sell it.
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You just say shit like this so that later you can say, "See, we told you he was trying to sell it himself!!"
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You're such a fucking douchebag.
Andre says – reply to this

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EWWWWWWW CREEPERS
saybb says – reply to this

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I bet pedophile will love it.
skubi says – reply to this

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i wouldn't waste my time watching porn tapes like from Mini me. I'll rather get better porn videos from www.skeetube.com. im actually on my way to skeetube.com. those guys are great!! they even have these uncensored music videos,sex forum where u can get as dirty as ur spirit permits…..i mean so many options to choose from!!! guys im wasting time!im off to skeetube…hope to meet u there!!
Peach says – reply to this

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Nice….and my company used him as a "celebrity" to endorse us. Nice. Oh and yuck!
ivy says – reply to this

152

PEREZ I LOVE YOU FROM CHICAGO
Jacki says – reply to this

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Gross. Just gross. I have nothing against little people. Peter Dinklage is hot. But Verne looks like some sort of mutant. And that tongue…..Ewwwww.
Megroid08 says – reply to this

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wow. i uh just threw up in my mouth a little.
lil suhnshine says – reply to this

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thaat little kiid has a sex tape?! holy shit what's wrong with America?!
woahw says – reply to this

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Are we sure this is a woman?
i just saw "her" face so im not sure.
uhm ew. ew. ew.
Supia says – reply to this

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Verne Troyer is still in A-list movies, and to date has been in over 30 movies. Hell, he's a co-star in Love Guru, which just came out. Comparing him to Screech, a has been 90's after school sitcom star, is ignorant.
Linds says – reply to this

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FUCKING EW
marty says – reply to this

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I just saw his sex tape but it's too short. LOL!!!!!
jenbu says – reply to this

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so. nasty.
Binx says – reply to this

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Oh god what the heck does he think he's doing with that tongue?!?

GROSS GROSS GROSS!!!
sammi says – reply to this

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ewww just from that 25 second clip.. i want to throw up.
zeebz says – reply to this

163

ugh. ugh ugh ugh. UGH!

wtf, little man, ugh!

p.s. Elizabeth Taylor did not die.
Domina~*~Shanna says – reply to this

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A warning to everyone… this sex tape is horrible. Once you see even the briefest of glimpses of it you can never UNsee it. I saw a clip of it yesterday and I figure that I have six days left to live as this must be the actual video from The Ring. I know the MORBID curiousity is great, but watch it at your peril. I keep seeing it whenever I close my eyes… THE HORROR, THE HORROR…

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