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Even Mini Me Has a Sex Tape

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No joke.

A Verne Troyer sex tape just found its way into the public space.

An agent is attempting to broker a 100k deal for it.

Good luck with that!

Please, bitch, Mini Me probably leaked this shit himself.

Screech did it first - and better!

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164 comments to “Even Mini Me Has a Sex Tape”

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  1. 101

    I think i am going to puke..He probably has to fist the butch for her to feel anything..It is like having sex with a toddler..yuck

  2. 102

    oh yuck

  3. force says – reply to this


    I just puked all over my new dress. Thanks perez

  4. Lisa says – reply to this


    wowwwww. can we say creepy, gross, and wtf is wrong with
    that girl. what a grosssssssssssssssssssssss mental image. good lord.

  5. I wou says – reply to this


    Honestly I would just watch it to see how the hell a little person that is smaller then average little people can have sex with a average woman…
    Please tell me how is that possible especially when you aren't packing heat i saw surreal life there wasnt much to cover.

  6. DeeDe says – reply to this



  7. 107

    Nasty! She looks pissed to be there and not into it at all. He probably paid her to do it.

  8. DB says – reply to this


    Apparently, you're no one until you have a sex tape out…and you're an even bigger star if it was "stolen."

  9. eddie says – reply to this


    dont try and view the video it has been reported there is a worm on the link!


  10. VAN H says – reply to this


    i wonder if his cock is as big as his tongue…

  11. Brand says – reply to this


    who would want to watch someone getting banged by a tootsie roll……mwaaaaaah

  12. Alexi says – reply to this


    That's just plain NASTY!

  13. fifi says – reply to this


    I have it on good authority that Verne was in Las Vegas at least 7 years ago (around the time after the first Austin Powers movie) that he came running into the Hotel saying he got laid…his friends said "what, she used you as a tampon!". He apparently likes long-legged blondes.

  14. Say W says – reply to this


    Are you serious Perez? Nothing that comes out of that asshole Screech is 'better.' That dickwad can rot in hell!!

  15. 115

    What's the guy in the white & green T-shirt lookin' at?
    Lawzy…..what on God's great green earth does this bent-up, gimped-up, 'flicted leprechaun have that he thinks we wanna see?
    Certainly not his shillelagh.

  16. Nina says – reply to this


    Re: No To – LOL dude what the hell is your problem? This is perezhilton not some politics forum.

  17. Nikki says – reply to this


    Should this not have been posted under "for those of you easily offended?" ???? Come on Mario! I just puked.

  18. WThot says – reply to this


    The…"girl" in the video looked like a guy,and Mini Me looked like Nosferatu-
    emphasis on "eew"!

  19. dante says – reply to this


    Oh shit just the thought of that makes me want to literally throw myself through a fukkn window!!!!! "OH THE PAIN"!

  20. Gag! says – reply to this


    When I see this sad, vile & depressing Hollywood news, I just think to myself "I'd sure like to see Kristy McNichol back acting again". She was a good actress, had class, was cute, and had the nicest smile. COME BACK KRISTY MCNICHOL, HOLLYWOOD NEEDS YOU!!!

  21. Meg says – reply to this


    Oh god god why did I click??? Why!!????? On the other hand…I wonder if
    mini- me has his own mini-me?

  22. MARIA says – reply to this



  23. Celes says – reply to this


    i know this chick….she's dying to be an "actress". i wasnt surprised to see a video, she'd do anything for fame. Obviously, she dated him

  24. maria says – reply to this


    please, just kill me, that odd thing have sex

  25. Simon says – reply to this



  26. sweet says – reply to this


    They're great ! But I lve beautiful persons . And I'm always finding a hansome man as my boyfriend . At last , I found him.Thanks it:b l a c k w h i t e k i s s ,where everyone can get his or her happiness!

  27. 127

    Oh. My. God.


  28. AC says – reply to this


    that is not pretty…

  29. MY EY says – reply to this


    God, I will be Celibate 4evr after watching that clip, ugh OMFG SOMEBODY SHOOT MY LEFT SIDE OF MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!!! ***throws up using sound effects in South Park***

  30. JT says – reply to this


    Was that picture taken at Prive in Las Vegas?

  31. Lulu says – reply to this


    You'd make a sex tape with him, Mario if it could get you more fame or money. Admit it fat boy.

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  33. Bambi says – reply to this



  34. 134

    hos tongue is so gross in the clip of it.

  35. maria says – reply to this



  36. 136

    I think i might buy the tape o.0 Midgets are sexy….

  37. Damn says – reply to this


    Chick has to be a lesbian that doesn't like D*ck because surely anyone names MINI can't have one!. Whaaaat kind of women would get in the bed with him? A hungry one I guess. gross he is such a little perv.

  38. gross says – reply to this



  39. Erin says – reply to this


    Just puked in my mouth!!

  40. tstep says – reply to this


    This came out a long time ago… it's been up for at least 6 months at efukt.com.

  41. Anna! says – reply to this


    That just sounds gross.
    And beleive me, I will not wait in line to see that!
    And what about the whole Death thing?
    Who supposedly "died"?

  42. steph says – reply to this


    I think I threw up in my mouth a little.

  43. dates says – reply to this


    Damn, money CAN buy you sex!!

  44. chris says – reply to this


    Re: Celes – sounds like you are the one "trying to become famous" miss celes acting like you know this girl. please, they havent event mentioned her name, you are an idiot and you sound like a jealous bitch who cant get a real job yourself.

  45. EWWWW says – reply to this


    Ugh. Ugh. The tounge bit was vile.

  46. EWWWW says – reply to this


    WTF?? Midget porn? who wants to see that shit? That's like child porn. UGH

  47. ass says – reply to this


    "Please, bitch, Mini Me probably leaked this shit himself."
    Umm, well if you had the information that EVERY OTHER SITE HAS, you'd know that yes, it's common knowledge that Verne is the one trying to sell it.
    You just say shit like this so that later you can say, "See, we told you he was trying to sell it himself!!"
    You're such a fucking douchebag.

  48. Andre says – reply to this



  49. saybb says – reply to this


    I bet pedophile will love it.

  50. skubi says – reply to this


    i wouldn't waste my time watching porn tapes like from Mini me. I'll rather get better porn videos from www.skeetube.com. im actually on my way to skeetube.com. those guys are great!! they even have these uncensored music videos,sex forum where u can get as dirty as ur spirit permits…..i mean so many options to choose from!!! guys im wasting time!im off to skeetube…hope to meet u there!!

  51. Peach says – reply to this


    Nice….and my company used him as a "celebrity" to endorse us. Nice. Oh and yuck!

  52. ivy says – reply to this



  53. Jacki says – reply to this


    Gross. Just gross. I have nothing against little people. Peter Dinklage is hot. But Verne looks like some sort of mutant. And that tongue…..Ewwwww.

  54. 154

    wow. i uh just threw up in my mouth a little.

  55. 155

    thaat little kiid has a sex tape?! holy shit what's wrong with America?!

  56. woahw says – reply to this


    Are we sure this is a woman?
    i just saw "her" face so im not sure.
    uhm ew. ew. ew.

  57. Supia says – reply to this


    Verne Troyer is still in A-list movies, and to date has been in over 30 movies. Hell, he's a co-star in Love Guru, which just came out. Comparing him to Screech, a has been 90's after school sitcom star, is ignorant.

  58. Linds says – reply to this



  59. marty says – reply to this


    I just saw his sex tape but it's too short. LOL!!!!!

  60. jenbu says – reply to this


    so. nasty.

  61. Binx says – reply to this


    Oh god what the heck does he think he's doing with that tongue?!?


  62. sammi says – reply to this


    ewww just from that 25 second clip.. i want to throw up.

  63. zeebz says – reply to this


    ugh. ugh ugh ugh. UGH!

    wtf, little man, ugh!

    p.s. Elizabeth Taylor did not die.

  64. 164

    A warning to everyone… this sex tape is horrible. Once you see even the briefest of glimpses of it you can never UNsee it. I saw a clip of it yesterday and I figure that I have six days left to live as this must be the actual video from The Ring. I know the MORBID curiousity is great, but watch it at your peril. I keep seeing it whenever I close my eyes… THE HORROR, THE HORROR…

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