Just Like Anne Heche

Not so well-known actress Kristianna Loken was just married to her husband last month in a trailer-trashtic wedding.
But, how'd that happen?
Kristianna is the same girl that was "dating" Michelle Rodriguez less than two years ago!
They met while costarring in Bloodrayne. (Yea, we didn't watch that movie either.)
Loken was rumored to be dating Rodriguez for some time and even did an interview with The Advocate where she came out about her relationship with Michelle relationship.
But now, after separating and apparently not gathering enough fame by being with Rodriguez, Loken has gotten married. To a guy.
Maybe she's bi?
Loken and her non-famous man were married on her parents' fruit farm in upstate New York.
Yes, on a farm. But she's not a fruit anymore!
Oh, and the wedding party took place in a tent between a pond and a petting zoo.
Fun!
CLICK HERE to see a photo of Loken's "beautiful" wedding. And HERE for a close-up look.
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Yeah, her husband looks REALLY straight…
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Her dress is gorgeous, but WTF is on her head? That thing just ruins it.
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and the links don't work
Damn! Us readers actually jammed up the site because its over capacity.
what the hell is she wearing on her head in those wedding pics??
BI? That's OLD….
Well the links to the wedding pics worked for a sec, now they won't! FIX IT
Aww. That's so sweet. An old fashioned-country wedding
"Relationship with michelle relationship"? - Seriously?
Oh and BTW… You spelled her name wrong! it's Kristanna you added an extra i!
if that's her husband in the white tux jacket, he looks gay gay gay
who the hell is she anyway?? first of all.
second off, she looks like washed out trailer trash ( u said it, perez!) who has no business being "famous" and doesn't even belong on this website.
is anyone else having trouble seeing the pictures???
wow, she's one fugly looking cunt rag
wow. Maybe we'll get to see the whole thing on an upcoming episode of "My Big Redneck Wedding"! Loves it.
I LOVE that picture! Just because you don't understand the beauty of a country wedding, doesn't make it "trastic". Grow up and develop a larger world view.
srvice is down on the links!!!!!!!!!!!!!
there is no such thing as bisexuals… only "still half in the closet" gay men, and serious sluts that need way to much attention. (like Tila)
anyone who claims to be "bi" is most assurdly one of the two…
That thing on her head in the wedding pic is NOT PRETTY!
Other than that it's a cute wedding photo. Good luck
How OLD is this 'news'?
And biphobic, for that matter?
Don't be an idiot, Perez.
the pictures aren't working!
What it world is on her head??? It looks like a chandelier….
What the fuck is that on her head?
I thought you were supposed to carry the bouquet not stack it on your head
I love her dress! But whatever shes wearing on her head isnt really working for me…
and this girl is an actress? kayy, youu know what?
this is like the first time ive like ever heard of this person in like my whole.
let alone, i frogot she was with Michelle Rodriquez.
i dont know, i just wanted something to bitch about.
what's wrong with a wedding on a farm? i got married on my husband's family farm under a tent, and it was awesome AND beautiful.
linx dont work!
have you ever heard of the word BISEXUAL?
Kristanna Loken is a turncoat bitch. SHUN HER!
she was the character shane's girlfriend in the last season of the L-Word!!
DUH She's BI! Get in the know Perez! You are lagging!
She did an interview quite a long time ago openly discussing her bisexuality. She is no Anne Heche, she is an open and honest bisexual woman who fell in love. End of story.
Painkiller Jane was total guilty pleasure. I hope she wasn't really pulling a Heche… so disappointing.
Is this another illustration of how people's sexuallity is fluid, choosen, and NOT genetic? How can you be "born with" a sexual identity if it can change at the drop of a hat?
perez - who are you to make fun of everyone? first off, the post making fun the stars from the 70's doing random events for extra cash is retarded. what the hell do you think you will be doing in a few years for extra loot? your 15 minutes is almost up fatty. and secondly, what is wrong with her wedding? if you had any taste whatsoever you would see that her wedding actually looks beautiful. also, did you catch her stint on the l-word? she was great. you are such a hater it's not even funny. you are ugly both inside and out…..
you are transparent too. it's so obvious which stars snub you and which don't. you are gross.
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ON HER HEAD??????????????? The dress is pretty but you don't even look at it because of that ATROCITY on top of her head. Poor thing………
I heard from a friend of hers that she's knocked up.
yeah it's the girl from the L-WORD ! And she played a bi too!!!! she turned out to be shane's girlfriend !
KFC TASTES SO GOOD MAKES U WANNA SLAP YO MOMMA
Again, hating on the women….for no reason?? So what, she is bisexual…she found love, good for her. I saw pictures of her wedding, I thought it was wonderful….beautiful photography, unique and gorgeous location. So, she wasn't all caught up in the materialistic "blah" boring generic weddings we're used to…that makes her "trailer trash" (what a crappy word choice on YOUR part, how DARE someone live in a trailer)
why is this news?
i hate it when people write perez hate comments…..like calling him a fatty is going to ruin his day. if you dont like him and think hes gay (GASP, he really is gay and proud of it!!) then why do you take time out of your oh-so-miserable life to tell him he sucks, he's making money on you leaving him hate comments. and by the way, hating perez is so 5 minutes ago, times are a'changin' buddy!
That…That is just beyond words, it's truly God awful. I guess whoever told her that looked good hated that crap out of her!
being gay these days gets you a lot of attention. Wouldn't surprise me if Lindsey Lohan is next to find a man.
Last again Perez, she'd did an interview late last year announcing her engagement to get marry to a man. In an interview on afterellen.com Kristianna Loken conceded she is bi-sexual…not a lesbian like you incorrectly identify her as being.
BISEXUALS ARE FILTHY NASTY THEY ARE FECES EATERS AND THEIR BREATH ALWAYS SMELLS LIKE URINE. THEY ARE UNNATURAL ANIMALS AND WILL BURN FOREVER THE WAY THEY DESERVE.
She came out as bi on afterellen.com. But don't all bi chicks end up marrying guys? Ugh.
What the fuck is on her head??
Info: She was also the female terminator in Terminator III The Rise of The Machines.
She's always been bi…
well her husband looks kind of gay as well
Duh. Everyone knows she's bi.
I have no idea who she is but seriously what the hell is on her head?!
Re: Leni – amen
i actually thought the pictures were beautifully taken. the only thing that's not beautiful is the bride's get-up.
At least they got married the way they wanted to, that's the important thing
The hick wedding photos wouldn't of been half bad minus the contraption on her head. LMAO….WTF is that…looks hidious!
Perez, Kristanna Loken never claimed she was gay - she's always been bisexual, not a lesbian. And had you actually done research, you would have known that she is quite a celebrity in the lesbian community for being open about her BISEXUALITY.
Perez, what do you have against bisexuality? Is it so hard to believe that a person can be equally attracted to both sexes? Personally, I've dated women in my past, but ended up marrying a man… and that does not negate my attraction towards women. Likewise, if I ended up with a woman that would not negate my attraction towards men. I have been bisexual for the last 15 years, and I don't see that changing anytime soon.
She's bisexual…get a clue Perez
Kristanna Loken Comes Out in Curve Magazine:
In an interview with Curve magazine in March 2006, Kristanna Loken said, "I think love transcends. I have dated and have had sex with men and women and have to say that the relationships I have had with certain women have been much more fulfilling, sexually and emotionally, than those with certain men."
you idiot!!
SHE IS BI
out and proud.
michelle is dating Otep Shamaya now. its on theinsider . com
She was the female Terminator in T3. Don't care much for the dress or whatever that is on her head.
WOW Perez/Staff Writer, introducing the concept that some people might actually be BISEXUAL? Astonishing! It's always made a big deal of here when someone dates a girl then "switches" to guys, or vice versa. It doesn't necessarily mean that they are gay then suddenly become straight, or straight and decide to be gay for a while for the hell of it. There's a huge bisexual population out there in the world.
Though I understand that in gossip it's probably a lot more exciting to present the idea of a person "switching".
Loken was also the bad girl terminator in T3 Rise of the macines. Just an FYI:).
Re: megan – Megan, if you looked 1/10th as good as her you might actually get out of your room once in awhile. Oh, she was also in terminator 3, which Perez conveniently forgets.
There is no such thing as Bi ! If your a woman, you either suck dick or you don't. I don't buy (bi) into that shit….
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If she has any of Michelle's asshairs still stuck in between her teeth, I'll lick them out for her.
I don't get it, what's wrong with this? I think it's cute lol
hey perez! I thought you liked us Norwegians!
Perez - she married her former co-star Noah Danby who starred with her on the show "Painkiller Jane".
I think she looks pretty. Her head wear is different but that doesn't mean it is bad; just different. Just something we're not used to seeing.
As with any promising marriage, I just hope it lasts. That's the main thing! Good luck, kids! Have a happy life together, and remember to stick together when times get tough. Looks like you have a lot of loving family behind you for moral support!
why is she wearing a jellyfish on her head?
she was the shitty woman terminator in terminator 3. fuck her, no one cares.
It's always fascinating to see how many people on the internet are still baffled by bisexuality.
wtf is that THING on her head?!?
HAZZBENN
Regarding the wedding pics: What the?????
Regarding the "story": Why are you picking on the common folk now?
this is supposed to be a joke, right? That headdress or whatever it is, is the funniest fucking thing I've seen all week! best wedding photos of 2008, hands down!
Love Ya Perez
Well…he's a helluva lot better looking that M Rodgriguez! But what the hell is that thing on her head??? Is that her bouquet??? On her head???? Other than that those pics are dreamy! i don't really see why the white trash comment??? Is that because you're an LA snob??? Trust me…everything outside LA is not white trash, you pig! You would have felt right at home at that petting zoo, Perez!
Isn't the chick that was dating Shane in the L word?
LOKEN NEVER CAME OUT TO CURVE ABOUT MICHELLE. She made a mildly hinting jest and YOU were the one who LIED about what went down in that interview and caused a sh*t storm. You'd think you would have learned your lesson from that, or maybe about your libel coke insinuations regarding Rodriguez. Perhaps you need another lawsuit? Maybe? Yes?
Re: FILTH –
I KNOW THAT LIKE PROJECTING YOUR DREAM SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS ON THIS BLOG, BUT CAN U KEEP YOUR SEX LIFE PRIVATE, BITCH? K, THANKS.
Its like a octopus took over her brain, and then forced its way out….
I love those pics! Don't like the thing on her head but looks like a lovely wedding
she is actually well known to fans of The L Word. she played Shane's gf for 2 seasons.
I never thought shes bi. i always thought shes pure lesbian. but whatever.
The photogs name is BJ Holmes??? hahaha
WTF is on her head? It looks like a windchime made out of seashells you buy at a cheap beach chain store.
Her husband is actor Noah Danby. They were co-stars on PainKiller Jane. I'm bummed it was cancelled after a season.
Actually, she gave an interview on Afterellen that said that she was bi. big scoop here, perez.
She did a very extensive interview on AfterEllen.com this past February where she spoke in depth about her bisexuality. It is completely unfair to compare her to Anne Heche. Excerpt from the interview: "Sure, I mean, it's not like something you choose. I certainly didn't choose [to be bisexual], so I think that's always going to be part of who I am and what I'm about. It was just a matter of the person. It could've been a woman just as easily, and it wasn't. But I also think it was where I was in my life that I really was ready to find a life partner. I was with a woman when I met Noah, so I really wasn't expecting something like that to happen, but who knows? Such is life." For those who don't know who she is, she is very well-known within the lesbian community. Besides Painkiller Jane and Bloodrayne she was also in Season 4 of The L Word.