Condomless Condoms!
Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & True
Just when you thought they couldn't improve condoms, they have.
New technology has allowed scientists from the Condom Consultancy in Germany to invent a new spray on condom!!!!
Wow!
The spray on condom will work by pumping liquid latex on the penis and then allowing it to dry.
The new condom will be the "perfect fit" and ready to use in about 20-25 seconds.
Removal of the condom will work like regular condoms, in that you will be able to just pull it off.
As for their future goals?
They hope to invent a condom that will dry in 10 seconds!
This sounds like a great idea.
Make safe sex fun!
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Posted: June 25, 2008 at 9:15 am
haha sweet!
oooh baby!
Ew!
fun! first!
DANG.
Hey i'll try anything once.
LOVES IT
xxx
hahahahahahahah
They had this on an episode of CSI last week. I thought it was fake!
uhhh YEAHHHHH
are they as effective?
I'm usually done in 20 - 25 seconds…
FIRST BITCH
ohhh fuckkk !!! dood
Attuworld rocks!
second!
What a stupid idea. So now instead of having a tiny packet that fits inside the wallet, and is ready to use instantly, you have to carry around a spray can and wait for it to dry? Is that supposed to be convenient somehow?
I bet it's gonna be way more expensive than the real thing, and not very safe if you miss a spot. But yeah, it sounds hella fun. You know you'll be spraying people's faces with that shit!
but what about the 'resevoir tip'? =))
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Wouldn't these be prone to breaking since there would be no little 'reservoir' at the tip?
it is great, except they plan on testing it on people in africa. nice…..
See, this is genius! anyone nervous about ther first time doesn't have to worry about the right size!
I can see it now, the liberal run schools will be teaching the adolecent children how to put this on to a cucumber. What's happening to this country?
Theyve had thease on csi mabey a year ago so its really not new
25 seconds?? who can wait that long???
i dont know about that… :/
Haha.
Thats amazing.
A little odd..
But amazing none the less.
FINALLY. now theres no excuse that 'i dont need a rubber cause i want to feel YOU.' and a surprise thats not really a surprise popping up 9 mos. later.
im celebrating.
oh wow what a great idea…i think carrying a spray can in the back pocket is maddd seexxxyyy…and totally convenient ***sarcasm***
Now if only science could invent a better vibrator — to replace a man. Most don't know what women want anyway.
Sounds like a great way to get AIDs and pregnant!
This is kind of old news. They've been talking about testing this stuff since last year.
Old news!
i'd like to clear up some confusions. this is not a joke, as alluded to by the "condom distributer." the germans have been developing this product for years. the condom will include a resevoir tip and will be more effective- the device will, most importantly, put the condom on correctly. it will fit well, reducing the chance of the condom falling off and the resevoir is guaranteed (and important factor that most people are unaware of, increasing the chance of the condom breaking). no one is expecting you to carry the can around with you. it will be kept at home (where most people are having sex anyway). please educate yourself before making biased comments about the feasibility of their use.
Here's my question…Are guys going to be willing to carry around bottles as opposed to the condoms in the wallet? It sounds cool though. I'd want to try it just for the hell of it.
LOL cant imagine what would happen if the guys poke the hole before that stuff dries, would it be like when 2 dogs stick together?……. lmao
GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I HATE CONDOMS…….THAT'S WHY I RARELY PLOW A GUY!!!
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TEE HEE………..I'M A BAD BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so i guess i could spray this on my lil ass-cunt and all my boyfriends could squir their warm sperm up inside me!!!
I CAN SEE IT ALL NOW…. SPRAY ON CONDOMS AND 99.9% GET PREGGERS… I CANT IMAGINE HOW SAVE THIS CAN BE
Re: AgentGiggles. – sound like agent giggles is horny for some cock
Where does the cum go?
this is old news. it was featured in CSI last season… get on with the news, Perez.
ughhhh
lol i wonder if it really works.
hmmm I wonder what horrible medical side effect will occur if you shove it up the ole vadge before it gets completley dry???????
wow…what can I say? any side affect??
What about the resivoir tip?
you're such a dick. this has been around for a while.
I prefer bareback! If you know your partner - you wouldn't need a condom……
hope they'll come in different flavors..hahaha
ooo…just imagine…blowing it dry….
Hells Yeah!! I'm buying it…
haha!! sweet! ill try using one!
honey, this news is like a year or even more old. shame.
wOoOoOo It's kinda great! …but maybe more expensive than the classic condoms …
..need to use it …too curious :=)
couldn't there be…um… pube issues?
Effective rate 10% at most??
How about just saying, "NO"!
Ok what happens if you miss a spot?!
AND…
WHERE CAN I GET THAT BAG???!!!!???!?!?!
wtf….dumb ppl still wont use them…
a horny dude anxious to get laid will certainly miss a spot. I don't see how this will work besides getting more people shocked to find out they are knocked up.
A perfect fit, maybe… but where is the little extra room for the semen? And, I can't imagine how bad it smells or what the cost would be.
Is it really THAT hard for guys to put on a condom? When my husband was my boyfriend it wasn't a problem for him. Something spray on would take longer, unless you're retarded and REALLY slow at putting on a condom.
what happens when the guy cums? where does it go? does it have the extra pouch at the end like a condom that catches it all? I HAVE TO KNOW!!!!
dammit dammit!! this was my million-dollar idea!!
THIS PURSE IS A RIP OFF OF WWW.CARLYSCONDOMNATION.COM
SHE HAS RUN THIS BUSINESS FOR YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IDIOT ____ They already had this on an espidose of CSI like 5 days ago —— any way enjoy your herpes
Spray it on your tongue, Perez, you ass licker you.
Yeah perez you bitch, you must be gay if you think sex is not already fun. Are you doing something wrong?
but where is all the… stuff…..supost to go?!
if you just spray it on..
that makes no sence.
STICK TO CONDOMS
their fun anyways
Haha, let's see if it really works now, shall we?
hehehe thats funny but very kool
its about time, i hope this spray can be used to covers nutsacks too, they harbor all kinds of crusties!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
um… yyyyeeeeeeah… maury show will be full of "who's your baby's daddy" lol
Maury: Ok, so what happen? how did you met this guy?
Coon Lady: Well mawry, i met this guy atta cl-uhb.. and he got this spray on condom!
*Audience* OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOO… *cough* WHORE!!
Coon Lady: WOREVAH!!! WOREVAH!! YALL DON' KNOW MEH!!!
Maury: So.. so… how do this spray on condom work?
Coon Lady: Well yall get it hard and do some Penile Graffiti, he got limp yeah! but it's all gooooood!!
Rotfl
wow.
does it come in different flavors?
I cant see myself spraying my mans dong and waiting for it to dry LOL… However, there are a lot of other fun things you could spray
I heard the accessories are a huge part of the revenue model for this product
* A little drop-cloth with a hole in it to protect your pubes & nuts
* A scraper to remove stray flecks or spills
* a brush or roller for those hard-to-reach spots
* a texturizing sponge
And for the full-time hooker, there's an industrial power sprayer.