Condomless Condoms!

Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & True

Just when you thought they couldn't improve condoms, they have.

New technology has allowed scientists from the Condom Consultancy in Germany to invent a new spray on condom!!!!

Wow!

The spray on condom will work by pumping liquid latex on the penis and then allowing it to dry.

The new condom will be the "perfect fit" and ready to use in about 20-25 seconds.

Removal of the condom will work like regular condoms, in that you will be able to just pull it off.

As for their future goals?

They hope to invent a condom that will dry in 10 seconds!

This sounds like a great idea.

Make safe sex fun!

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: Jun 25, 2008 at 9:15 am / Email this »

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143 comments to “Condomless Condoms!”

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shelb says – reply to this

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haha sweet!
Ash says – reply to this

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oooh baby!
adsf says – reply to this

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Ew!
aj says – reply to this

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fun! first!
holly says – reply to this

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DANG.
Jaye says – reply to this

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Hey i'll try anything once.

LOVES IT

xxx
haha says – reply to this

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hahahahahahahah
jw says – reply to this

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They had this on an episode of CSI last week. I thought it was fake!
laur says – reply to this

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uhhh YEAHHHHH
kait says – reply to this

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are they as effective?
deci says – reply to this

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I'm usually done in 20 - 25 seconds…
VAGEN says – reply to this

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FIRST BITCH
sara says – reply to this

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ohhh fuckkk !!! dood
The r says – reply to this

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Attuworld rocks!
marth says – reply to this

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second!
Jessi says – reply to this

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What a stupid idea. So now instead of having a tiny packet that fits inside the wallet, and is ready to use instantly, you have to carry around a spray can and wait for it to dry? Is that supposed to be convenient somehow?
mjcp says – reply to this

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I bet it's gonna be way more expensive than the real thing, and not very safe if you miss a spot. But yeah, it sounds hella fun. You know you'll be spraying people's faces with that shit!
kayce. says – reply to this

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but what about the 'resevoir tip'? =))
k=H=k says – reply to this

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{{{ yea, and in 5 yearz..U'r cock will drop off }}}}}}}}

{{{{{{{{ the chemicalzzzzzzzz ]]]]]] now that would b funn ]]]]
Bobbi says – reply to this

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Wouldn't these be prone to breaking since there would be no little 'reservoir' at the tip?
cooli says – reply to this

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it is great, except they plan on testing it on people in africa. nice…..
darkl says – reply to this

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See, this is genius! anyone nervous about ther first time doesn't have to worry about the right size!
Jill says – reply to this

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I can see it now, the liberal run schools will be teaching the adolecent children how to put this on to a cucumber. What's happening to this country?
hills says – reply to this

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Theyve had thease on csi mabey a year ago so its really not new
chiny says – reply to this

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25 seconds?? who can wait that long???
GENstar says – reply to this

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i dont know about that… :/
Abz says – reply to this

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Haha.
Thats amazing.
A little odd..
But amazing none the less.
janel says – reply to this

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FINALLY. now theres no excuse that 'i dont need a rubber cause i want to feel YOU.' and a surprise thats not really a surprise popping up 9 mos. later.
im celebrating.
dum d says – reply to this

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oh wow what a great idea…i think carrying a spray can in the back pocket is maddd seexxxyyy…and totally convenient ***sarcasm***
spark says – reply to this

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Now if only science could invent a better vibrator — to replace a man. Most don't know what women want anyway.
FReal says – reply to this

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Sounds like a great way to get AIDs and pregnant!
cat says – reply to this

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This is kind of old news. They've been talking about testing this stuff since last year.
Miek says – reply to this

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Old news!
anony says – reply to this

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i'd like to clear up some confusions. this is not a joke, as alluded to by the "condom distributer." the germans have been developing this product for years. the condom will include a resevoir tip and will be more effective- the device will, most importantly, put the condom on correctly. it will fit well, reducing the chance of the condom falling off and the resevoir is guaranteed (and important factor that most people are unaware of, increasing the chance of the condom breaking). no one is expecting you to carry the can around with you. it will be kept at home (where most people are having sex anyway). please educate yourself before making biased comments about the feasibility of their use.
AgentGiggles. says – reply to this

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Here's my question…Are guys going to be willing to carry around bottles as opposed to the condoms in the wallet? It sounds cool though. I'd want to try it just for the hell of it.
sarah says – reply to this

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LOL cant imagine what would happen if the guys poke the hole before that stuff dries, would it be like when 2 dogs stick together?……. lmao
JJAZZ says – reply to this

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GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I HATE CONDOMS…….THAT'S WHY I RARELY PLOW A GUY!!!
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TEE HEE………..I'M A BAD BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sperm says – reply to this

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so i guess i could spray this on my lil ass-cunt and all my boyfriends could squir their warm sperm up inside me!!!
vEE says – reply to this

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I CAN SEE IT ALL NOW…. SPRAY ON CONDOMS AND 99.9% GET PREGGERS… I CANT IMAGINE HOW SAVE THIS CAN BE
wooky says – reply to this

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Re: AgentGiggles. – sound like agent giggles is horny for some cock
Jess says – reply to this

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Where does the cum go?
kat says – reply to this

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this is old news. it was featured in CSI last season… get on with the news, Perez.
PrincessAndrea says – reply to this

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ughhhh
brieasy says – reply to this

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lol i wonder if it really works.
aj says – reply to this

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hmmm I wonder what horrible medical side effect will occur if you shove it up the ole vadge before it gets completley dry???????
Susan says – reply to this

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wow…what can I say? any side affect??
Choco says – reply to this

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What about the resivoir tip?
halo says – reply to this

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you're such a dick. this has been around for a while.
penis says – reply to this

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I prefer bareback! If you know your partner - you wouldn't need a condom……
ayu ayesha says – reply to this

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hope they'll come in different flavors..hahaha
Renel says – reply to this

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ooo…just imagine…blowing it dry….
apand says – reply to this

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Hells Yeah!! I'm buying it…
sami says – reply to this

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haha!! sweet! ill try using one!
Alla says – reply to this

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honey, this news is like a year or even more old. shame.
anaba says – reply to this

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wOoOoOo It's kinda great! …but maybe more expensive than the classic condoms …
..need to use it …too curious :=)
SE says – reply to this

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couldn't there be…um… pube issues?
Jane Doe says – reply to this

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Effective rate 10% at most??
How about just saying, "NO"!
Bridg says – reply to this

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Ok what happens if you miss a spot?!

AND…

WHERE CAN I GET THAT BAG???!!!!???!?!?!
~cplusg~ says – reply to this

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wtf….dumb ppl still wont use them…
kimwh says – reply to this

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a horny dude anxious to get laid will certainly miss a spot. I don't see how this will work besides getting more people shocked to find out they are knocked up.
K-Swa says – reply to this

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A perfect fit, maybe… but where is the little extra room for the semen? And, I can't imagine how bad it smells or what the cost would be.

Is it really THAT hard for guys to put on a condom? When my husband was my boyfriend it wasn't a problem for him. Something spray on would take longer, unless you're retarded and REALLY slow at putting on a condom.
Prego says – reply to this

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what happens when the guy cums? where does it go? does it have the extra pouch at the end like a condom that catches it all? I HAVE TO KNOW!!!!
nadia says – reply to this

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dammit dammit!! this was my million-dollar idea!!
Carly says – reply to this

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THIS PURSE IS A RIP OFF OF WWW.CARLYSCONDOMNATION.COM
SHE HAS RUN THIS BUSINESS FOR YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DUH says – reply to this

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IDIOT ____ They already had this on an espidose of CSI like 5 days ago —— any way enjoy your herpes
TINY says – reply to this

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Spray it on your tongue, Perez, you ass licker you.
perez says – reply to this

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Yeah perez you bitch, you must be gay if you think sex is not already fun. Are you doing something wrong?
kayla says – reply to this

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but where is all the… stuff…..supost to go?!
if you just spray it on..
that makes no sence.
STICK TO CONDOMS
their fun anyways
Kia_Dragon_Skullz says – reply to this

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Haha, let's see if it really works now, shall we?
tia-nicole says – reply to this

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hehehe thats funny but very kool
hotmu says – reply to this

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its about time, i hope this spray can be used to covers nutsacks too, they harbor all kinds of crusties!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Emmanuel says – reply to this

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um… yyyyeeeeeeah… maury show will be full of "who's your baby's daddy" lol
Maury: Ok, so what happen? how did you met this guy?
Coon Lady: Well mawry, i met this guy atta cl-uhb.. and he got this spray on condom!
*Audience* OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOO… *cough* WHORE!!
Coon Lady: WOREVAH!!! WOREVAH!! YALL DON' KNOW MEH!!!
Maury: So.. so… how do this spray on condom work?
Coon Lady: Well yall get it hard and do some Penile Graffiti, he got limp yeah! but it's all gooooood!!

Rotfl
honey says – reply to this

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wow.

does it come in different flavors?
Pamel says – reply to this

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I cant see myself spraying my mans dong and waiting for it to dry LOL… However, there are a lot of other fun things you could spray
johan says – reply to this

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I heard the accessories are a huge part of the revenue model for this product
* A little drop-cloth with a hole in it to protect your pubes & nuts
* A scraper to remove stray flecks or spills
* a brush or roller for those hard-to-reach spots
* a texturizing sponge

And for the full-time hooker, there's an industrial power sprayer.
Kathryn says – reply to this

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How can this work? Does the kit come with a tip of some sort for the sperm? Mario are you pulling an April fools joke on us late or very early?
babyg says – reply to this

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EW. sex is discusting don't know why people like it. Power to jesus!

That condom sound crazy…ickkkyyy
Linds says – reply to this

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AWESOME! XD best invention EVER. Lol!
becky says – reply to this

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I can just imagine some poor, desperate sap spraying this ridiculous stuff on…waiting the few seconds, losing interest, but gaining tremendous rash that he can't wash out fast enough. Too funny! Idiots.
Dr.St says – reply to this

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LET'S HEAR IT FOR GERMANY, PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shortie1234 says – reply to this

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Re: Emmanuel – LMAO. this made my day hahahaha thank you
blah says – reply to this

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lol
vanes says – reply to this

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wow what if you spray it on your pubes does it pull off easy lol feel sorry for dudes with alot of hair lol …
ro says – reply to this

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Hummm. This idea has holes in it and that's not a good thing for a condom. I'll wait for version 2.0
nobod says – reply to this

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This is old news…try to keep up.
kbaby says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHA INSANE. I WONDER IF THEY REALLY WORK….
melly says – reply to this

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yeah this is REALLY OLD news
sorry bud
Kaye says – reply to this

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…. what if you miss a spot?
evely says – reply to this

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its been out for a while now!
i heard about this in sex ed class last year lool
gina says – reply to this

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Come on now, if you can't wait 25 measley seconds for a condom to dry then maybe you shouldn't be having sex with another person. You should be having sex with yourself and cursing for 25 seconds.
hack says – reply to this

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pffffffffftttttttttttttt
Patri says – reply to this

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Boys beware! Even as a young woman, this sounds REALLY SCARY to me. Everyone with half a brain knows that condoms HAVE TO have a resevoir tip at the end for…well, you know. The little swimmers need a place to go. Besides, how many men were fucking stupid enough to participate in any trials to test the effectiveness of this?????
rache says – reply to this

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This was on CSI: NY! haha
Crybaby & says – reply to this

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Someone should spray their whole body with it and see what happens.
SPgir says – reply to this

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Re: Jill –
Um Ya Jill….go the fuck back to ur right wing convention! Don't Judge people because they think for themselves and don't FOLLOW people like ur precious George W. fucking Idiot! Have a GREAT day!
Eclectic84 says – reply to this

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This isn't new. I heard about this years ago.
Alyss says – reply to this

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haha
Conno says – reply to this

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Yeah but..are they as safe as the old school ones?
qwert says – reply to this

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Ok question… So if it sprays on and is a perfect fit…then how does one give it a resevoir tip? Less delicately perhaps: then where will the "product" go?
Yandr says – reply to this

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WOW!! AMAZING,LOL.

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