Sucks For Them
Filed under: Anglophilia > Coldplay
Coldplay's free concert at Madison Square Garden this week has been getting consistently awful reviews.
Chris Martin forgot lyrics and chords on numerous occasions and the band just straight-up was not good.
Then again, the show was free for concert winners.
You get what you pay for!
Posted: June 25, 2008 at 11:14 am




What do you have against Coldplay?
Your taste in music SUCKS. You fat cunt.
FIRST!
idc. i still like coldplay, dude.
and i like viva la vida.
What do you have against them?
It's not like they promote violence
or demean women.
Seriously, what is it?
I was at this show. It was fantastic. Yes there were some issues, and Martin did seem to forget some lyrics but his charm more than made up for it. And us fans appreciated the gesture of treating us to a concert for FREE.
It was brilliant.
Listening to their new song as I type actually. Not sure why everyone keeps dogging on them. So far, their 2 new singles are AMAZING….better than some past ones. Plus, what kind of band that big plays a concert for free? That's extremely good on their part to not be paid for a gig. So what if they didn't sound perfect? Everyone has 'off days'. Big deal.
lol. the only song i like is that viva la vida song. it's soo catchy. too bad they were displaying some bitchassness at the free concert. oh well like perez said hell it was free what do yu expect.
COLDPLAY SUCKS. RADIOHEAD WANNABES!
I love 'Violet Hill', 'Viva la Vida' (ridiculous name) and 'Lost' the rest of the new album pretty much sucks balls.
I am paying to go to their concert!!!! >:p
madonna rocks.madonna is a huge friend of chris martin.so i like them too.love madonna u rock.queen of the world.
This reviewer was overly harsh. I was lucky enough to have won tickets and ColdPlay did an amazing job. Forgetting lyrics? Um, it happens, jesus, I forgot my age sometimes! Chris Martin and his band got interactive with the audience, and maintained their "arena showstopper" reputation by spraying confetti all over the ground seats. I thought the concert was fun, and Chris Martin, although arrogant, was really animated.
New York Post review thought they were great as did the 11,000 who were lucky enough to go!
Any takers if they were HIGH!!!! That wouldn't be the first for music, especially at a concert!!! Some people give the best performances while HIGH other seem to forget things!! Go figure!!
i was at that concert and i thought that it was great!!!!! and when he forgot the lyrics to fix you it was so funny and cute bc he started improvising. the only thing i really didnt like was that they didnt come back out for the encore…i've never seen a band do that at a concert. but i still love then…and it was free so i cant complain too much
You are constantly ripping on Coldplay for some unknown reason. Their new album is amazing. Go and suck a shit covered cock you fat Cuban fuck…
BRODY JENNER HAS A small DICK!!!4REAL
Coldplay is not an actual band… What it is precisely I do not know… It's a front for something though.
I love Coldplay… and as my 4th time seeing them, it was the least favorite of my shows. But the tickets WERE free. I'm a huge fan. The fact that there was no encore was dissapointing. I sat there and waiting until way after the packed up the speakers. Bummer.
oh here fatty goes again.. trying to create some "bad" pr for someone who dissed him. So pathetic.. The shows have been great, and have been getting great reviews.. you are such an insecure, fat idiot. Guess they didn't lipsync like Kylie does… you fat piece of pasty-white, hairy shit. Like I have been saying Mario, your mom should have aborted you, not the (female) fetus she aborted a year earlier… our loss.
the review was harsh. he forgot some of the words like any other artist, but that was the whole fun of it. he didn't try to pretend like he got it right. besides, the show was supposed to be a rehearsal of sorts before they embark on the tour. i thought martin had funny banter going on and it was nice to see them so unrehearsed. everyone makes mistakes and they had fun doing so. i don't think anyone that was there left dissappointed or thinking that they sucked.
I was there and it was amazing!!! It's a live show, there are bound to be some mistakes…the crowd didn't seem to care…in fact it made the performance seem more intimate & charming. I had a great time…no complaints. Thanks for the FREE SHOW Coldplay!!! Viva la Vida!!!!
I was one of the lucky winners, but after attending the show, I wasn't so sure! The show was like a first time dress rehearsal that needed many more rehearsals. The sound system was the worst I've ever heard (there is nothing like the Dead's monster system). There was so much echo and distortion. I've concluded that Coldplay is a studio band and not to be enjoyed live. I do appreciate that effort they put out and that the concert was free. BUT I also went to the Madonna free performance at Roseland Ballroom and that was amazing. I may not agree with how much she charges for a ticket, but she is a true professional and an amazing performer!
what do you have against coldplay? Just because Chris doesn't adore you like Kylie and all those other "talented" females?
Fortunately for the music industry, people only care about your gossip, not your taste in music.
Some bands are meant for small venues. I think Coldplay is one of them. Even when I loved them, I thought it would be best if they stayed in the venues which add to the intamcy of their songs. Now…they are just a joke. They are trying too hard to be something they aren't.
but PEARL JAM TOOK MSG BY STORM LAST NITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOW..PEOPLE ARE SOO F'NG DUMB….IT WAS A DRESS REHERSAL…FREE SHOW…WARM UP FOR THE TOUR…GET THE KINKS OUT..HENCE THE FREE FAN ONLY SHOW…..GOOD LORD…..I SAW THEM AT FAN ONLY SHOW DURING LAST CD AND IT HAD ISSUES TOO..IT WAS NOT MEANT TO BE FLAWLESS..
IF ANYONE HAS EVER SEEN COLDPLAY LIVE..YOU KNOW THEY ARE AMAZING…
Re: Moon –
Actually, it was meant to be a dress rehearsel.
These sorts of free shows are designed to help the band iron out glitches prior to their 'official' tours. They try out huge stage shows for the first time, and get things fixed on songs they've been practicing. Hence… why it's free.
SHUT UP Perez. The show was great. Yeah they messed up but they called themselves out and laughed about it and were really friendly and funny. They even went towards the back in the audience so people with bad seats could see them better. It was SWEET of them
The show rocked! It was more fun to see the band having fun and being human in this FREE show! They were awesome as usual!
Dude…we get it! You don't like Coldplay! Who gives a F**k what you think!!! You're taste in music sucks!!! You're taste in fashion sucks!!! You're taste in women sucks(Dita Von Tesse?! Come on now!) Not to mention the celebrities you worship-Paris?-need I say more? No one gives a rats ass about your opinion so shut the f*** up! I can't wait till your 15 minutes is over n you're a washed up, fat ass, worthless human being!!! And just so you know…COLDPLAY ROX!!! Let their record sales speak for themselves!!! I LOVE YOU CHRIS MARTIN!!!
Maybe the "Free" concert doesn't have all the theatrics, but the talent should not be lacking. If they agreed to it, then do it right.
Oh Perez. Enough already. We get it, you "like" whatever's "hip and new". Basically whatever you can look up on the internet that other people are saying are hip and new. You've been stealing from other writers for years.
The show was awesome, the mistakes were actually not a big deal and Chris ad-libbed HILARIOUS lyrics to cover. Everyone had fun. It's a fucking concert, douchebag—not a reading of Hamlet.
You're just pissy that you don't GET invited to events of this stature. When will you understand you're just a sad little nobody who is getting less and less website hits and less and less 'famous'.
You've become boring and redundant, Perez. You were always pathetic, so hey, at least that much hasn't changed!
Uh… I was AT that show.. It was GREAT! They played really well, and Chris Martin was a good showman. I thought it was a great show, and they played a lot of their older hits too.
I was at the concert too and it was great. So what if they made a few minor mistakes, they even made jokes about how it didn't matter cause it was free. And actually the mistakes made everything more interesting because then they got to improvise and have fun with the audience. You clearly have no idea what you're talking about and have it out for Coldplay.
Wrong!!! I went to the concert and it was incredible!!!! I closed my eyes and felt like it was their cd playing. The whole band was spectacular!. The only complaint i have is it should have been longer. Coldplay is amazing!
I'm not surprised. Their albums are good, but their horrible live. i saw them at the irvine spectrum years ago in CA & they bombed. Just buy their cd if you want to support them. ALso their tickets are extremly overpriced, their not U2 to be selling tickets that high
Dude…we get it! You don't like Coldplay! Who gives a F**k what you think!!! You're taste in music sucks!!! You're taste in fashion sucks!!! You're taste in women sucks(Dita Von Tesse?! Come on now!) Not to mention the celebrities you worship-Paris?-need I say more? No one gives a rats ass about your opinion so shut the f*** up! I can't wait till your 15 minutes is over n you're a washed up, fat ass, worthless human being!!! And just so you know…COLDPLAY ROX!!! Let their record sales speak for themselves!!! I LOVE YOU CHRIS MARTIN!!!
Re: vgrrl – Were you at the concert? Can you vouch that the 'talent was not there'? Oh, wait - you're taking PerezHilton's word for it, based on another angsty reviewer who totally missed the point of the whole friggin' night.
Dude…we get it! You don't like Coldplay! Who gives a F**k what you think!!! You're taste in music sucks!!! You're taste in fashion sucks!!! You're taste in women sucks(Dita Von Tesse?! Come on now!) Not to mention the celebrities you worship-Paris?-need I say more? No one gives a rats ass about your opinion so shut the f*** up! I can't wait till your 15 minutes is over n you're a washed up, fat ass, worthless human being!!! And just so you know…COLDPLAY ROX!!! Let their record sales speak for themselves!!! I LOVE YOU CHRIS MARTIN!!!
WTF??? THEY WERE AWESOME!!! Best show I've been to in a long time. I can't wait to see them again when they come back to NYC!!!!
I never liked Coldplay. Even their upbeat songs put me to sleep.
Forgetting lyrics and chords! Not good. Martin pulled a Winehouse.
"It's the little things that kill." ~ Gavin Rossdale
ok i was at the concert and it was soo amazing.. tho chris did forget a lyric or two, he made up for it by completely embarassing himself and amusing the crowd in the next verse!
IT WAS FUCKENN AWESOMEE
i dont get wht you have against coldplay, really. the show was awesome, yeah, he forgot some lyrics, but every singer does that at some point. coldplay put on a good show, and the review was very harsh.
talentless sacks of shit
I think coldplay is overrated. Chris Martin and Gwenyth are just annoying douches.
no, it's totally true - you do get what you do (or don't) pay for, but Chris seemed soulless, a big 'actor', no joke… I wonder if his bandmates get annoyed or embarrassed because of his ego… Will seemed real and brought it (he should try more solos and in small venues - he was just genuine), the other two were standing there, just doing another gig it seemed
you need to freakin leave Coldplay alone Perez. You aren't going to make people like Coldplay any more or less. I am reading a few of the comments and quite a few concert goers enjoyed the show….
A friend of mine went to see them. Said the show was short, sloppy and that the singer looked drunk. Like you said, you get what you pay for!
Coldplay have played quite a few free shows to promote this album. You can still listen live to one of them online free through BBC Radio 1. That show got awesome reviews all around and sounded awesome, even through shitty laptop speakers! I haven't liked every album Coldplay have made, but I really love the new one, it definitely gets better every time you hear it, like an Arcade Fire album.
no ones perfect perez. i mean how many grammer errors and misspellings do you have on ur damn nasty website?
coldplays good. get over it!!!!!!!!!
shut up you fucking cunt. Im so sick of your "expertise" when it comes to music…you have nooooooooooooooooooooooooo taste, not at all, who are you, frickin rollin stones magazine? stop postin about things you have no idea about like MUSIC, fashion, politics and "worthwhile causes"
you're just a jealous little motherfucker who is too fat to attract other gays…and the only thing you should do-posting about gossip-you are not doing it properly because you are to busy to post shit about yourself…
I come here to read about celebs not about YOU or your shitty opinion
I was at the show and I loved it! Yes, there were some mistakes but he made up for it with his charm and personality. Come on Perez, I love you but what do you have against Coldplay?
HEY FAT ASS>….. Why don't you blog about WHY you hate Coldplay SOOOOOO MUCH. DId you try to hit on chris and he turned your fat ass down?
perez, you're such a retard. just because you dont like coldplay (for reasons i will never been able to understand) doesnt mean you should go around making up ridiculous blogs about how "horrible" they are. I won tickets and the concert was fucking AMAZING! as one "source" says they're the next fucking U2, suck on that perez
Re: gayyy –
i'm going to agree with you
and for the record, i'm a radiohead fan too
Re: 3Xcha – WELL DONE!!!
Gwenyth is one lucky lady
that it's just one review…
they're are awesome.. probably the best band these days
seriously, what is your problem with them?
Viva la vida roooockkss!!
Re: buss – He's just jealous of them.
It was only ONE review..it doesn't mean anything
Um I was there. Yeah he forgot some stuff but that's the beauty of a live show. They're incredibly talented and amazing performers. They even did an acoustic set IN THE AUDIENCE.
Plus - not like this is the first time they haven't been a hit with the critics.
Jesus Perez. Get over the hate for Coldplay. Are you perfect? Hardly. Neither are they. You post this shit as if you just woke up on Earth today.
hahahahahahahahaha coldplay are such the shitiest shit in the world
COKE—-LIVES YOUR BRAIN A LOUSY MEMORY. COCAINE! I NAMED MY KID APPLE!!! SNORT.
Geez Perez, what is your problem with Coldplay?! I went to the show and it was great!! I had a brilliant time and everyone around me seemed to be really into the new stuff. Of course it was a bit rough around the edges - it was a REHEARSAL gig before the tour.
The guy who wrote that review is just being a miserable b*stard. It was a FREE gig so people who went and then moan about it should just get over it and be grateful they got tickets. I am so sick of music wannabes trying to be soooooo 'cool' and slagging off Coldplay.
the free show was awesome. the bad reviews are unwarranted. chris martins voice is so wonderfully effortless and even though he forgot lyrics he made up for it with charm and it added to the authenticity of the live show. it was a good mix of old and new stuff and they sounded great. and i was right next to them when they came out and sang in the audience and it was amazing. viva coldplay
You really need to get over your hatred for Coldplay, Perez. No matter how hard you try, you cannot put a dent in how awesome they are.
Please report on the gossip, not on what you desperately want us to think.
I was at the show and Coldplay was amazing, as usual. While it's true that Chris forgot lyrics to some older songs, he recovered well and in his recovery futher connected to the audience.
It's true that critics/media like to bring a good thing down! The show was for true fans and I'm sure they weren't disappointed.
The lack of an encore on the other hand…that was a tad disappointing.
tat is just way ovr the top STUPID!
Gwyneth is the new Yoko.
I had seats in section 345 and I got chosen to sit in the front row. I have been to 6 of their concerts and this one was equally as fantastic as the rest of them. So what, he mixed up one line and started laughing and everyone laughed with them..there was like one problem with sound for a whole 5 seconds before a song even started…IT WAS THE FIRST STOP ON THEIR TOUR!!! Just because they're famous rockstars doesn't mean that they're not fucking humans. People mess up…deal with it! AND IT WAS FREE SO STOP BITCHING!
"consistently" awful reviews… and link to 1 tabloid's review… well i guess 1 bad review is consistent enough. who reads nydailynews anyway???
Interesting because I was at the concert and didn't witness any forgotten lyrics or chords, you idiot.
What the hell kind of a pretentious asshole reviews a free practice run concert?
Oh wait, NY Daily News. My bad.
On that same note, what kind of fat tone-deaf blogger reports on the review of a free practice run concert?
I saw them during the X&Y tour a few years ago and it was the single greatest concert I've ever been to. Chris and the band were anything but anemic on stage and their sound was fantastic in a large venue. The only bad thing about that concert was having to sit through Fiona Apple as an opening act.
Reviewers are like management; they write tough to try to justify their existence. Musicians are human, the show was free, Coldplay is just starting to tour, and by the time the tour is in full swing every second of the show will go off like clockwork. Yup, even big rock stars have to iron wrinkles out at the beginning.
HMM WHATS WRONG WITH CHRIS???
MAYBE HE GOT PROBLEMS WITH GWYNIE?????
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PEREZ DARLING, WHO ELSE PLAYS FREE CONCERTS FOR FANS? TELL US!
CHRIS SEEM TO HAVE SOME PROBLEMS…DONT HATE BITCH
YOU KNOW THEY ARE GREAT, BUT THEY ARE ALSO ONLY HUMANS…
They suck anyway!
perez is an indeed an idiot when it comes to music; he's nothing more than a biased, predictable fag that jumps on one of two bandwagons–the kylie minogue/homo bandwagon or the obscure 'indie' bandwagon (you know, ’cause that's the proper hipster thing to do). in actuality, he should just stick to sucking cock. coldplay's new album definitely ranks close to a rush of blood to the head and parachutes. while lyrically it's quite straightforward and simplistic (not necessarily a bad thing), chris martin's voice, the melodies and instrumentation shine. 'lost', 'lovers in japan', 'yes' and 'violet hill' are real standouts in my book, with the remaining tracks still proving a decent listening. having said that, their live performance of songs off this album could stand to improve. i also don't give a shit whether or not chris martin is a dick with a bloated ego, standoffish, a diva, etc.–as long as he and his bandmates can churn out respectable music.
That's ONE review and the rest are glowing.
What is your proble? You loved them a few months ago and now because you didn't like the album you decide to slate them all the time?! Is stupid
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I went to the show with my company and we all thought they were amazing. The fact that he flubbed or whatever.. just goes to show he's human! And he was so charming about it. They sounded incredible and I totally disagree with those people who say it was awful. They were hilarious, charming, and sounded incredible.
I disagree! Neither my friend nor I are huge fans, but I got the free tickets, so we went. There were 2 times that they had some technical problems, but neither lasted more than a minutes. The lightshow (lasers, blacklight confetti, massive cool glowing spherical screens) was really well done, and the set was a good mix of old and new songs. The place was packed and everyone was on their feet the whole time. Chris Martin was really charismatic, they came out and sang a few songs in the audience, which had people flipping out. One of the best live shows I've been to, and I don't own a single album…but I'm going to buy the new one now!
why are they wearing these colored ribbons around their jacket sleeves?
I am a fan of Coldplay, and will always hold Parachutes as their best album, no matter what. I do really like their latest album though, and just LOVE "Strawberry Swing" and "Lost!", for the fun African-tinged rhythms and guitar. Yet, relating to the word on the street about the concert:
How do you forget the lyrics to your own songs??? Weird.
Chris Martin is a pretentious, condescending prick who thinks he is Lennon and McCartney. His music is very mediocre.
Once again, Perez is bitter because Coldplay wouldn't pay him to promote their album. If you look in the archives, he used to love Coldplay. And as for live shows, I've seen them twice, and they still remain one of the best live acts I've ever ever seen. Not too worried though….I don't think anyone takes this website too seriously in terms of music…
I was there. It was a great show and they rocked the house. Yeah he forgot a few lyrics but the crowded enjoyed his joking around. Good times. I read the Billboard Review and it was very slanted.
Aqualung is another British band that is less overrated and much more talented.
Well, I was there and it was GREAT!!!! The band was very cool, joking with the crowd, performed in the stands inches away from their fans, and the best part………it was free. They played a good amount of old songs and a few off their new album. They sounded great.
get over it perez!! what have u got against them?? they are amazing and the concert was fabulous!!!
itds just a hobbie for him, isn't his wife the bread winner. Coldplay =( shite )
I was there and it was REALLY GOOD!!! I really like that he forgot the lyrics, it gave more personality to the show, LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE THEM SO FUCKING MUCH!
I was at this show as well. i think it is very unfair for anyone to give a bad review. Chris said, straight up, this is a practice. i think the accidents and difficulties made the show that much better. you just didnt know what was coming next. it was also a FREE show. they didnt have to even come out and do this for their fans, but they did. being grateful is an emotion that many people are apparently lacking in.
This was actually a great show. Stay Catholic homies!
I saw them at the Grammy's live and they kicked royal bloody ass! They've lost that hunger. Too much fame for Chris. He should have stayed low and married someone else. Their music sound too like crap but their last album also kicked ass.
First off i was there at the concert i actually won the free tickets
and
wow if ppl dont know a joke when it hits them righ tin the face its pretty funny
chris was jut having fun the whole night, he didnt forget any lyrics he was singing to the song but lyrics for the crowd to laugh at.
he didnt forget anything, you need to check ur sources
and from the looks it everyone showed up and MSG was PACKED! it was crazy! it was amazing…
there one in a few bands that actually song good live. I loved every minute of it.
i don't get you…You have nothing good to say about them…u report that Katie Perry has become the number 1 single and she beat out Viva La Vida…but u yet forget to report that Coldplay has the number 1 album in the world!!!! love u Perez but u can be such a queen at times…get over yourself!!!
Maybe they got bad reviews because they absolutely SUCK! The only reason this douche has any kind of career is because he`s married to nepostar Gweneth.
you'd have to be a 10 year old girl not to know that these guys are the biggest TOOLS around. i can't believe they ever get decent reviews. these dorks make "the jonas brothers" look cool!!!
god perez, why dont you go to the coldplay fan sites and see how much the fans enjoyed the show?!?!? chills throughout the entire hour of hearing the nations #1 album and band