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Sucks For Them

Filed under: Anglophilia > Coldplay

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Coldplay's free concert at Madison Square Garden this week has been getting consistently awful reviews.

Chris Martin forgot lyrics and chords on numerous occasions and the band just straight-up was not good.

Then again, the show was free for concert winners.

You get what you pay for!



112 comments to “Sucks For Them”

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  1. PEREZ says – reply to this
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    What do you have against Coldplay?

    Your taste in music SUCKS. You fat cunt.

  2. beth says – reply to this
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    FIRST!

  3. kat says – reply to this
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    idc. i still like coldplay, dude.
    and i like viva la vida.

  4. buss says – reply to this
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    What do you have against them?
    It's not like they promote violence
    or demean women.

    Seriously, what is it?

  5. d says – reply to this
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    I was at this show. It was fantastic. Yes there were some issues, and Martin did seem to forget some lyrics but his charm more than made up for it. And us fans appreciated the gesture of treating us to a concert for FREE.

    It was brilliant.

  6. gayyy says – reply to this
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    Listening to their new song as I type actually. Not sure why everyone keeps dogging on them. So far, their 2 new singles are AMAZING….better than some past ones. Plus, what kind of band that big plays a concert for free? That's extremely good on their part to not be paid for a gig. So what if they didn't sound perfect? Everyone has 'off days'. Big deal.

  7. 7

    lol. the only song i like is that viva la vida song. it's soo catchy. too bad they were displaying some bitchassness at the free concert. oh well like perez said hell it was free what do yu expect.

  8. penis says – reply to this
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    COLDPLAY SUCKS. RADIOHEAD WANNABES!

  9. betch says – reply to this
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    I love 'Violet Hill', 'Viva la Vida' (ridiculous name) and 'Lost' the rest of the new album pretty much sucks balls.

  10. Susan says – reply to this
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    I am paying to go to their concert!!!! >:p

  11. mad4m says – reply to this
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    madonna rocks.madonna is a huge friend of chris martin.so i like them too.love madonna u rock.queen of the world.

  12. Laure says – reply to this
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    This reviewer was overly harsh. I was lucky enough to have won tickets and ColdPlay did an amazing job. Forgetting lyrics? Um, it happens, jesus, I forgot my age sometimes! Chris Martin and his band got interactive with the audience, and maintained their "arena showstopper" reputation by spraying confetti all over the ground seats. I thought the concert was fun, and Chris Martin, although arrogant, was really animated.

  13. Jenny says – reply to this
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    New York Post review thought they were great as did the 11,000 who were lucky enough to go!

  14. xyz says – reply to this
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    Any takers if they were HIGH!!!! That wouldn't be the first for music, especially at a concert!!! Some people give the best performances while HIGH other seem to forget things!! Go figure!!

  15. marik says – reply to this
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    i was at that concert and i thought that it was great!!!!! and when he forgot the lyrics to fix you it was so funny and cute bc he started improvising. the only thing i really didnt like was that they didnt come back out for the encore…i've never seen a band do that at a concert. but i still love then…and it was free so i cant complain too much

  16. Chizz says – reply to this
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    You are constantly ripping on Coldplay for some unknown reason. Their new album is amazing. Go and suck a shit covered cock you fat Cuban fuck…

  17. JENN says – reply to this
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    BRODY JENNER HAS A small DICK!!!4REAL

  18. Valid says – reply to this
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    Coldplay is not an actual band… What it is precisely I do not know… It's a front for something though.

  19. Lori says – reply to this
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    I love Coldplay… and as my 4th time seeing them, it was the least favorite of my shows. But the tickets WERE free. I'm a huge fan. The fact that there was no encore was dissapointing. I sat there and waiting until way after the packed up the speakers. Bummer.

  20. eric says – reply to this
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    oh here fatty goes again.. trying to create some "bad" pr for someone who dissed him. So pathetic.. The shows have been great, and have been getting great reviews.. you are such an insecure, fat idiot. Guess they didn't lipsync like Kylie does… you fat piece of pasty-white, hairy shit. Like I have been saying Mario, your mom should have aborted you, not the (female) fetus she aborted a year earlier… our loss.

  21. d says – reply to this
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    the review was harsh. he forgot some of the words like any other artist, but that was the whole fun of it. he didn't try to pretend like he got it right. besides, the show was supposed to be a rehearsal of sorts before they embark on the tour. i thought martin had funny banter going on and it was nice to see them so unrehearsed. everyone makes mistakes and they had fun doing so. i don't think anyone that was there left dissappointed or thinking that they sucked.

  22. Fluff says – reply to this
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    I was there and it was amazing!!! It's a live show, there are bound to be some mistakes…the crowd didn't seem to care…in fact it made the performance seem more intimate & charming. I had a great time…no complaints. Thanks for the FREE SHOW Coldplay!!! Viva la Vida!!!!

  23. Moon says – reply to this
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    I was one of the lucky winners, but after attending the show, I wasn't so sure! The show was like a first time dress rehearsal that needed many more rehearsals. The sound system was the worst I've ever heard (there is nothing like the Dead's monster system). There was so much echo and distortion. I've concluded that Coldplay is a studio band and not to be enjoyed live. I do appreciate that effort they put out and that the concert was free. BUT I also went to the Madonna free performance at Roseland Ballroom and that was amazing. I may not agree with how much she charges for a ticket, but she is a true professional and an amazing performer!

  24. nahhh says – reply to this
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    what do you have against coldplay? Just because Chris doesn't adore you like Kylie and all those other "talented" females?

    Fortunately for the music industry, people only care about your gossip, not your taste in music.

  25. 25

    Some bands are meant for small venues. I think Coldplay is one of them. Even when I loved them, I thought it would be best if they stayed in the venues which add to the intamcy of their songs. Now…they are just a joke. They are trying too hard to be something they aren't.

  26. HOPE says – reply to this
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    but PEARL JAM TOOK MSG BY STORM LAST NITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  27. brown says – reply to this
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    WOW..PEOPLE ARE SOO F'NG DUMB….IT WAS A DRESS REHERSAL…FREE SHOW…WARM UP FOR THE TOUR…GET THE KINKS OUT..HENCE THE FREE FAN ONLY SHOW…..GOOD LORD…..I SAW THEM AT FAN ONLY SHOW DURING LAST CD AND IT HAD ISSUES TOO..IT WAS NOT MEANT TO BE FLAWLESS..

    IF ANYONE HAS EVER SEEN COLDPLAY LIVE..YOU KNOW THEY ARE AMAZING…

  28. PezDi says – reply to this
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    Re: Moon
    Actually, it was meant to be a dress rehearsel.
    These sorts of free shows are designed to help the band iron out glitches prior to their 'official' tours. They try out huge stage shows for the first time, and get things fixed on songs they've been practicing. Hence… why it's free. :)

  29. lisa says – reply to this
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    SHUT UP Perez. The show was great. Yeah they messed up but they called themselves out and laughed about it and were really friendly and funny. They even went towards the back in the audience so people with bad seats could see them better. It was SWEET of them

  30. Coldp says – reply to this
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    The show rocked! It was more fun to see the band having fun and being human in this FREE show! They were awesome as usual!

  31. Dezy says – reply to this
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    Dude…we get it! You don't like Coldplay! Who gives a F**k what you think!!! You're taste in music sucks!!! You're taste in fashion sucks!!! You're taste in women sucks(Dita Von Tesse?! Come on now!) Not to mention the celebrities you worship-Paris?-need I say more? No one gives a rats ass about your opinion so shut the f*** up! I can't wait till your 15 minutes is over n you're a washed up, fat ass, worthless human being!!! And just so you know…COLDPLAY ROX!!! Let their record sales speak for themselves!!! I LOVE YOU CHRIS MARTIN!!!

  32. vgrrl says – reply to this
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    Maybe the "Free" concert doesn't have all the theatrics, but the talent should not be lacking. If they agreed to it, then do it right.

  33. Sadbi says – reply to this
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    Oh Perez. Enough already. We get it, you "like" whatever's "hip and new". Basically whatever you can look up on the internet that other people are saying are hip and new. You've been stealing from other writers for years.

    The show was awesome, the mistakes were actually not a big deal and Chris ad-libbed HILARIOUS lyrics to cover. Everyone had fun. It's a fucking concert, douchebag—not a reading of Hamlet.

    You're just pissy that you don't GET invited to events of this stature. When will you understand you're just a sad little nobody who is getting less and less website hits and less and less 'famous'.

    You've become boring and redundant, Perez. You were always pathetic, so hey, at least that much hasn't changed!

  34. Man says – reply to this
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    Uh… I was AT that show.. It was GREAT! They played really well, and Chris Martin was a good showman. I thought it was a great show, and they played a lot of their older hits too.

  35. Carol says – reply to this
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    I was at the concert too and it was great. So what if they made a few minor mistakes, they even made jokes about how it didn't matter cause it was free. And actually the mistakes made everything more interesting because then they got to improvise and have fun with the audience. You clearly have no idea what you're talking about and have it out for Coldplay.

  36. Rache says – reply to this
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    Wrong!!! I went to the concert and it was incredible!!!! I closed my eyes and felt like it was their cd playing. The whole band was spectacular!. The only complaint i have is it should have been longer. Coldplay is amazing!

  37. liz says – reply to this
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    I'm not surprised. Their albums are good, but their horrible live. i saw them at the irvine spectrum years ago in CA & they bombed. Just buy their cd if you want to support them. ALso their tickets are extremly overpriced, their not U2 to be selling tickets that high

  38. OnceA says – reply to this
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    Dude…we get it! You don't like Coldplay! Who gives a F**k what you think!!! You're taste in music sucks!!! You're taste in fashion sucks!!! You're taste in women sucks(Dita Von Tesse?! Come on now!) Not to mention the celebrities you worship-Paris?-need I say more? No one gives a rats ass about your opinion so shut the f*** up! I can't wait till your 15 minutes is over n you're a washed up, fat ass, worthless human being!!! And just so you know…COLDPLAY ROX!!! Let their record sales speak for themselves!!! I LOVE YOU CHRIS MARTIN!!!

  39. pezdi says – reply to this
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    Re: vgrrl – Were you at the concert? Can you vouch that the 'talent was not there'? Oh, wait - you're taking PerezHilton's word for it, based on another angsty reviewer who totally missed the point of the whole friggin' night.

  40. 3Xcha says – reply to this
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    Dude…we get it! You don't like Coldplay! Who gives a F**k what you think!!! You're taste in music sucks!!! You're taste in fashion sucks!!! You're taste in women sucks(Dita Von Tesse?! Come on now!) Not to mention the celebrities you worship-Paris?-need I say more? No one gives a rats ass about your opinion so shut the f*** up! I can't wait till your 15 minutes is over n you're a washed up, fat ass, worthless human being!!! And just so you know…COLDPLAY ROX!!! Let their record sales speak for themselves!!! I LOVE YOU CHRIS MARTIN!!!

  41. lisa says – reply to this
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    WTF??? THEY WERE AWESOME!!! Best show I've been to in a long time. I can't wait to see them again when they come back to NYC!!!!

  42. Bush says – reply to this
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    I never liked Coldplay. Even their upbeat songs put me to sleep.
    Forgetting lyrics and chords! Not good. Martin pulled a Winehouse.
    "It's the little things that kill." ~ Gavin Rossdale

  43. deb says – reply to this
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    ok i was at the concert and it was soo amazing.. tho chris did forget a lyric or two, he made up for it by completely embarassing himself and amusing the crowd in the next verse!

    IT WAS FUCKENN AWESOMEE

  44. 44

    i dont get wht you have against coldplay, really. the show was awesome, yeah, he forgot some lyrics, but every singer does that at some point. coldplay put on a good show, and the review was very harsh.

  45. dmd says – reply to this
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    talentless sacks of shit

  46. Karen says – reply to this
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    I think coldplay is overrated. Chris Martin and Gwenyth are just annoying douches.

  47. dave says – reply to this
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    no, it's totally true - you do get what you do (or don't) pay for, but Chris seemed soulless, a big 'actor', no joke… I wonder if his bandmates get annoyed or embarrassed because of his ego… Will seemed real and brought it (he should try more solos and in small venues - he was just genuine), the other two were standing there, just doing another gig it seemed

  48. 48

    you need to freakin leave Coldplay alone Perez. You aren't going to make people like Coldplay any more or less. I am reading a few of the comments and quite a few concert goers enjoyed the show….

  49. Justi says – reply to this
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    A friend of mine went to see them. Said the show was short, sloppy and that the singer looked drunk. Like you said, you get what you pay for!

  50. ash says – reply to this
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    Coldplay have played quite a few free shows to promote this album. You can still listen live to one of them online free through BBC Radio 1. That show got awesome reviews all around and sounded awesome, even through shitty laptop speakers! I haven't liked every album Coldplay have made, but I really love the new one, it definitely gets better every time you hear it, like an Arcade Fire album.

  51. PEREZ says – reply to this
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    no ones perfect perez. i mean how many grammer errors and misspellings do you have on ur damn nasty website?

    coldplays good. get over it!!!!!!!!!

  52. melan says – reply to this
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    shut up you fucking cunt. Im so sick of your "expertise" when it comes to music…you have nooooooooooooooooooooooooo taste, not at all, who are you, frickin rollin stones magazine? stop postin about things you have no idea about like MUSIC, fashion, politics and "worthwhile causes"

    you're just a jealous little motherfucker who is too fat to attract other gays…and the only thing you should do-posting about gossip-you are not doing it properly because you are to busy to post shit about yourself…

    I come here to read about celebs not about YOU or your shitty opinion

  53. Vicki says – reply to this
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    I was at the show and I loved it! Yes, there were some mistakes but he made up for it with his charm and personality. Come on Perez, I love you but what do you have against Coldplay?

  54. YOU S says – reply to this
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    HEY FAT ASS>….. Why don't you blog about WHY you hate Coldplay SOOOOOO MUCH. DId you try to hit on chris and he turned your fat ass down?

  55. laur says – reply to this
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    perez, you're such a retard. just because you dont like coldplay (for reasons i will never been able to understand) doesnt mean you should go around making up ridiculous blogs about how "horrible" they are. I won tickets and the concert was fucking AMAZING! as one "source" says they're the next fucking U2, suck on that perez

  56. kames says – reply to this
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    Re: gayyy
    i'm going to agree with you
    and for the record, i'm a radiohead fan too

  57. perez says – reply to this
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    Re: 3Xcha – WELL DONE!!!

  58. SS says – reply to this
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    Gwenyth is one lucky lady

  59. ana says – reply to this
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    that it's just one review…

    they're are awesome.. probably the best band these days

    seriously, what is your problem with them?

    Viva la vida roooockkss!!

  60. Hana says – reply to this
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    Re: buss – He's just jealous of them.
    It was only ONE review..it doesn't mean anything

  61. Cici says – reply to this
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    Um I was there. Yeah he forgot some stuff but that's the beauty of a live show. They're incredibly talented and amazing performers. They even did an acoustic set IN THE AUDIENCE.
    Plus - not like this is the first time they haven't been a hit with the critics.

  62. Em says – reply to this
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    Jesus Perez. Get over the hate for Coldplay. Are you perfect? Hardly. Neither are they. You post this shit as if you just woke up on Earth today.

  63. 63

    hahahahahahahahaha coldplay are such the shitiest shit in the world

  64. COKEY says – reply to this
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    COKE—-LIVES YOUR BRAIN A LOUSY MEMORY. COCAINE! I NAMED MY KID APPLE!!! SNORT.

  65. Anna says – reply to this
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    Geez Perez, what is your problem with Coldplay?! I went to the show and it was great!! I had a brilliant time and everyone around me seemed to be really into the new stuff. Of course it was a bit rough around the edges - it was a REHEARSAL gig before the tour.

    The guy who wrote that review is just being a miserable b*stard. It was a FREE gig so people who went and then moan about it should just get over it and be grateful they got tickets. I am so sick of music wannabes trying to be soooooo 'cool' and slagging off Coldplay.

  66. Alli says – reply to this
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    the free show was awesome. the bad reviews are unwarranted. chris martins voice is so wonderfully effortless and even though he forgot lyrics he made up for it with charm and it added to the authenticity of the live show. it was a good mix of old and new stuff and they sounded great. and i was right next to them when they came out and sang in the audience and it was amazing. viva coldplay

  67. Jax says – reply to this
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    You really need to get over your hatred for Coldplay, Perez. No matter how hard you try, you cannot put a dent in how awesome they are.

    Please report on the gossip, not on what you desperately want us to think.

  68. Aliso says – reply to this
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    I was at the show and Coldplay was amazing, as usual. While it's true that Chris forgot lyrics to some older songs, he recove