The Ho Ho Bus

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Give it up for the South Beach 'madame' who was diversifying her operations!

Christina Morta was arrested in Miami for operating what appeared to be a brothel on wheels.

Damn, yo! How come no one ever thought of this before???

Said bus contained five prostitutes on board that made regular stops along South Beach.

A Miami detective said, "One of our undercover officers saw the bus driving up and down Collins Avenue, was able to get on the bus for a certain amount of money, and saw the illegal activity going on inside."

The creative madame charged $40 for patrons to board the quarter million-dollar bus.

Once on board, prostitutes reportedly received even more money for performing lap dances and various sex acts.

Just join a band, boy. You'll get something called a tour bus..and the sex comes free!

Hey, after the South Beach Madame gets out of jail, though, she should go to business school.

She's quite clever!

[Image via WENN.]

    Posted: Jun 25, 2008 at 8:40 pm / Email this  »

    119 comments to “The Ho Ho Bus”

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    1. k=H=k says – reply to this


      101

      Re: ???
      You sound like: Hyper on one….perez waz fukin with ya, dude….
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      I luv Charley…I watch hiz show twice a day if I'm home.
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      The whore buz…great idea..too bad there ain't one
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      that drivez around and sellz weedz…………..☻☻]]
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    2. sabri says – reply to this


      102

      okay, is it just me, or does Charlie Sheen look COMPLETELY FREAKIN INSANE??????????????????????????????????????
      how anyone can side with this whackjob is beyond me.
      he's violent, he's abusive and he's an addict..

    3. melin says – reply to this


      103

      Go Charlie!! LOVE Me!! How come you NEVER talk about the fact that Denise worked for Heidie Fless???????? HELLO She was a prostitute!!!

    4. Lala says – reply to this


      104

      Charlie Sheen Is a PERVERT!

    5. KIM says – reply to this


      105

      He is a Druggy who happens to be a well known Actor. Who can buy His way out of almost everything!!!
      If He can't His Daddy (Martin Sheen) will help! Big baby!

    6. z says – reply to this


      106

      prostitution is not funny. You ever look at the women on the corner. It is sad. Anyone who gets a hard on from that deserves the lorena bobbitt okaaaay
      A pimp is an abuser and exploiter- NOT COOL

    7. comeh says – reply to this


      107

      Re: booga – you lie

    8. Larry says – reply to this


      108

      Probably they had horse-drawn bordello-wagons cruising the beaches in the Roman Empire too, especially at Pompeii and Neapolis. Our country is so rapidly falling back into the ways of ancient Rome that we now have such wagonellos in South Beach, our own little Pompeii-by-the-Sea.

    9. HAH says – reply to this


      109

      no kidding

    10. LadyT says – reply to this


      110

      This is soo crazy because i just came from visiting Miami about a month ago and stayed at The Kent hotel in the art deco area of South Beach on Collins. Me and friends would leave the hotel at night and see a party bus parked outside with women walking around in bikini tops and short shorts with thongs exposed. Each night they had on a different color. We assumed it was a guy having a bachelor party on the bus and was enjoying his weekend with friends. But after seeing this story im stunned that it was a “brothel on wheels”, lol. It all makes sense now its crazy.

    11. Layne says – reply to this


      111

      Yep, CHARLIE SHEEN
      does look like
      RICK SOLOMAN
      from
      'WHO WANTS TO MARRY A MILLIONA$RE . . . ?'

    12. dummy says – reply to this


      112

      you people are so dumb. Charlie Sheen is well know for his rounds w/ hookers, hence attaching his picture to this post. I bet he's taken a ride or two on that bus.
      .
      as for the dead celebrity… it was gay-wad Swayze… D-E-D.

    13. urdum says – reply to this


      113

      Re: melin
      uh, duh, that's how they met!!

    14. ptis says – reply to this


      114

      There is a pic of Charlie because he is well known to enjoy and pay for prostitutes. Duh, dumbasses, where have you been???

    15. wow says – reply to this


      115

      This is hilarious!

    16. noway says – reply to this


      116

      Re: ARTOF – NO WAY BROWN SCUM

    17. Nicol says – reply to this


      117

      That's not new, they already did something like that on CSI! It's common in Las Vegas, and it's legal!

    18. just says – reply to this


      118

      hey perez! i love you!! but they have those "brothels on wheels" all over germany!!

    19. NY says – reply to this


      119

      LOL! THAT IS INGENIOUS!

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