Defeated!
Filed under: Anglophilia > Zportz
Talk about embarrassing.
Tennis "star" Maria Sharapova just lost big time to a player ranked at 154!
Sucks.
Sharapova was beaten during the second round at Wimbledon on Thursday by fellow Russian Alla Kudryavtseva.
She was defeated 6-2, 6-4.
Poor Sharapova.
Just four years ago, at the age of 17, she defeated Serena Williams at Wimbledon.
Looks like Sharapova spent too much time worrying about fashion with her "tuxedo" top and short shorts, when she should have been practicing to win.
Is it time to retire????
[Photo via Getty Images.]
Posted: June 26, 2008 at 2:18 pm



First? Haha.
LOSER
eeek!thats embaresssing FIRST!
that sucks!! haha she was spending too much time on her outfit and the stupid commercial with her dog
fierce!
>>>> Serena Williams looks like a beast…steriods?
Boo-Diddly-Hoo.
first
hairy legs!!!!!
first? too bad for her… not too crazy about the outfit!
Nice outfit. Cute dog.
I HAVE AN IDEA YOU FAT DISGUSTING PIECE OF SHIT. HOW BOUT YOU DRAG YOUR FAT ASS ON TO A COURT AND GRAB A RACKET. I'D LOVE TO SEE YOUR FAT ASS TRYING TO RUN AROUND. I CAN PICTURE IT NOW "OXYGEN, SOMEONE GET ME SOME OXYGEN!!!" YOU ARE ABOUT AS USELESS TO THE REST OF THE WORLD AS BEAUTIFUL WOMEN ARE TO YOU! DO THE WORLD A FAVOR AND JUST DISAPPEAR. I DON'T WISH DEATH ON ANYONE, SO MAYBE MOVING IN TO A CAVE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE WILL WORK. I'M SURE IT WOULD MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE. JUST TRY IT!!!
Now her endorsements may be in jeopardy. For every dollar she gets playing tennis, she gets $5.00 in endorsements.
Perez u should comment on male tennis player as well
Bob has issues
ah well, every star eventually burns out….
You are such a tool, Perez! Retire at 21? She'll be back and be fine! You, on the other hand, could disappear tomorrow and no one would mind!
I think that i might be first!…. But was that game in montreal? anyway, je taime maria!!! ton vetement est super!
time to retire? you're retarded perez.
Her endorsements aren't necessarily in jeopardy - they would be if she were to lose her good looks. Kournikova never won and she maintained popularity, Sharapova has won 3 tournaments. She's just incredibly inconsistent and she always has been, this is no surprise.
i watched this match and i'm glad that she lost
serena's going to win it
Re: Jill – NO, PEREZ IS THE MOST NEGATIVE FUCK IN THE WORLD. THE FEW PEOPLE HE LIKES HE PRAISES FOR NO REASON. THE ONES HE DOESN'T LIKE HE PUTS UP BAD PICTURES OF AND DOGS FOR NO REASON. OH, AND TALKS TO "SOURCES" THAT HAVE DIRT ON THEM. PEREZ IS A PIECE OF SHIT. AND IF YOU LIKE HIM YOU ARE PROBABLY 10.
Great outfit though.
Is that a record for you? I think that is the fastest you have turned on any celebrity.
hahah so rubbish for nike's new outfit.
perhaps next time they'll make sure their product actually gets across the public.
Re: Bob – shut the ffuck up BOB!!!!! if you hate perez get off his site!! anger management!! FREAK! go away!!!
I LOVE PEREZ forever and everr
In sports you can't win all the time and everyone has terrible days..leave her the hell alone…at least she does something besides post gossip on the internet
andy roddick is in trouble and james blake just lost too
-"Is it time to retire????"
Are you kidding? Do you just quit when things don´t go that well? Thats just stooopid. She will be fine.
lol, it sounds like you know almost nothing about tennis…
Too much sex. I can tell by the way she is walking that she has had too much sex before her match.
HJAHAHAAHAAAHAHAH Looks like it doesnt matter what you wear to the tourney now does it Maria? This selfish biotch drives me nuts.
I kept thinking what the hell does she have on. Looks good though for a tennis runway.
retire? god forbid somebody have a bad game. why don't you retire, you useless bastard?
Her legs are hairy.
I actually watched the match and while yes she focus' too much on her fashion something was really bothering her on the court today. However the other chick also had something to prove as she lost to Venus Williams last year and was determined to win. Just because Sharapova lost, does it not mean the other player could be good?
But she really did not play well and has had a string of withdrawals and did not play a lead up grass tournament to Wimbledon. This can be important as the surfaces are so different from clay which was her last tournament (the French Open). She even bragged about going home to Florida, not training and sitting reading cook books and drinking coffee.
As much as I might sound like a stupid pratt, something else was up with her on the court today. It could be her shoulder again.
Also just because she has a bad game doesnt mean you should retire. She just had a bad day!!!
Pff..is anyone really surprised? She is so over rated. If she had been ugly no one would hear of her. Justine Henin may be ugly but at least she can play the game.
THAT IS SOME DAMN SERIOUS CAMEL TOE! MOOSE KNUCKLE ALERT.
lol perez.. in this pic, maria looks like she pissed herself.
Very ugly outfit! Poor taste. She derserved to lose just because of that eyesore!!!
I JUST CAME IN MY PANTS A LITTLE
must've been the outfit that threw her game off.
.
or maybe she just sucks!!!!!
Re: jenny – ANGER MANAGEMENT. I'M THE NICEST GUY IN THE WORLD. I JUST HATE MEAN PEOPLE. WHICH IS WHY I AM ON THIS SITE. I GET ON HERE ONCE A DAY TO BASH PEREZ. LOOK AT HIS POSTS, YOU DON'T SEE THE OTHER PEOPLE ON HERE BASHING HIM. HE'S A TOOL. AND YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY STILL IN HIGH SCHOOL. AND YOU'RE ON THIS SITE BECAUSE IT MAKES YOU "FEEL" LIKE YOU ARE A PART OF HOLLYWOOD. GROW UP BEFORE I CALL YOUR PARENTS!
Everyone loses sometimes Perez…and sometimes they lose terribly. Go easy.
TMZ just reported ten minutes ago that Maria had been getting eerie and threating prank phone calls all evening before her match.The story goes on to say that she was told to touch touch his tennis balls and hold his racket with a tight grip among other things.Authorities got involved with the help of Scotland Yard and they found two 12 year old kids involved in this stunt. When the two youths were being put into the police car a scuffle ensued and the two youths were shot accidentally and are recovering.CNN reports that there was another irritation involved.Maria and her sponsor Tiffany were trying to branch into a new market and she had problems with a clit ring.It is a aignature line that she was going to promote throughout this summer.She had no right to left movement coming into the tournament so it was removed by Dr Rand Pink celebrity gynecologist
Um, gee I wish I could wear clothes like that!! Cute. And so she lost?? She wont lose them all. Retire?? Dont make me laugh. She was just "playing".
Yes it is time for her to retire.
Retire? Don't fucking talk about sports anymore, Perez. You're a fucking idiot if you think that she should retire after one bad match.
I have to admit. . .I'm starting to side with 'Bob'.. . .not his disgusting language but with the entire direction of this site. It pretty obvious who P likes and doesn't . .and the extremely overly dramatic writing is staring to get a little annoying and more like the National Enquirer "EVERBODY hates Lauren", Maria Sharapova "Is it time to retire??" I used to visit this site because it was a goofy and semi-entertaining site that poked fun at everyone. Now it seems more like a hard core bashing site for a slect few celebrities and political ranting outlet for its owner. . .it's getting old.
what do you call a quadriplegic when you throw him in the water
?
BOB
Perez is right: Maria should practice more and leave the fashion world for a while. Otherwise she will fast become a second Anna Kournikova and have to find a singer to keep her company. i would have loved to see her father's face when she lost, that guy is such an angry man when she loses. Next time maybe Yuri Sharapov !
Retire at age 21 and #3 in the world????? I think not. Stick to what you know, Perez-it clearly isn't tennis.
Must be that ugly outfit is not functional.
What do you know about Tennis? Fucker.
Good! Now we don't have to listen to her grunting everytime she goes to whack the ball.
What the hell Perez, how can you suggest that at 21, one of the most talented players of the moment should retire?! Ok she may have had a slightly fumbled tournament but give the girl a break! Since when were you a tennis expert?!
She is smoking hot!!!!!!! Like we say here in Brazil "uma delícia"!
No luck with the pants!
I like Maria. I saw that match and cringed. She hasn't lost this early since 2003. She was my pick to win this year, too. I can't even watch the Roddick match. He's not even trying. Yikes!
well, by the stains in her shorts the grunting was obviously her cumming.
I'm so sad Sharapova lost, but I'm still supporting her all the way. I don't think its necessarily appropriate to blame Maria's fashion choice for her loss. In fact, she chooses her outfits for tennis matches about 7 months ahead of time, so I doubt she was too busy worrying about that rather than practicing to win.
Perez, I'm pretty ashamed of you. Maria's an awesome player and she's serious about her game so she practices alot. As a tennis player, I would definitely be offended if someone claimed I wasn't working hard enough. Practice has nothing to do with why Maria lost. It was a mental thing, cause tennis is mostly a game based on mentality. Mentally, Sharapova just wasn't at her best state.
Do you even know one thing about tennis?
Seriously, she's the world ranked number 2 women's single tennis player and only 20 years old.
Yeah, Perez, maybe she should retire…
If that's an attempt at being funny, you failed.
You are a fucktard!
Learn some basics about what you are discussing before opening your giant WALRUS MOUTH.
Looks like she pee peed her pants!
Re: gfr –
Wow… You must be all sorts of proud of yourself for your clit quip.
Where did you learn your craft? Second City? Upright Citizens Brigade?
I can't wait for your sitcom.
Guess we won't be seeing her little designer outfits now! aaw!
are you kidding perez? get a life! she lost a match.. get over it!!! she is amazing and had a bad day.. so what?? everyone does…your damn lakers sucked too.. so just shut up! i dont see you out there at wimbledon playing!!
DAMMIT PEREZ!!! I have Wimby tivo'd and you just ruined it for me!!!! DAMMIT! (although I cannot stand Maria) I still would have liked to see it firsthand.
Maria will always be my hero for beating that hideous ugly, black, banana-eating, fat, bubble-assed, monkey-lipped Serena Williams a few years ago.
Awww, she probably needs a knee to rub on.
I have to laugh at your complete ignorance of sports (and obviously most of your readers). I am not a fan of Sharapova, but when you suggest that the #3 player in the world and the winner of a grand slam already this year should retire, you sound like a fool. All top players fall in earlier round from time to time, that's part of the appeal of any sport. Perhaps you should be the one that needs to retire from commenting on things you obviously know shit about.
She is a bitch and a nasty person. Very arrogant woman. I am glad she had what she had coming.
Maria wins when she loses. Her natural beauty and grace will carry her a long way thru life. Unlike some people who always have their hair dyed pink, blue, or anything for attention.
Yes, you should retire Mario. She (you) is very tired. How are the clothing sales? Is Paris Hilton still doing charity work by buying your stuff?
fucking dumbass!! i love proving all those idiots at espn wrong!! go Alla!!
Did She Piss Her New Uniform?!
Love ya Perez, but retire??? She had an off day…happens to all the best. stick to what you know.