He Asked For It!

A picture of John Mayer playing the guitar.

Here's the sensitive singer, and our onetime makeout partner, making his signature O face at a concert in Manchester, U.K., on Wednesday night.

[Image via Abaca USA.]

Posted: Jun 26, 2008 at 11:11 am / Email this »

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Yummy says – reply to this

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LOVE YOU PEREZ!!!
sarah says – reply to this

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first?
mcyug says – reply to this

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first!
Sarah says – reply to this

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ewww
Trici says – reply to this

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17th?

I think he's ugly as hell
yeji says – reply to this

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first first first
robot says – reply to this

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I don't even know who this guy is! Apart from JA's bit.
littlelady45 says – reply to this

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he's so cute… haha
Becks says – reply to this

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What a loser. I really wish Jen would get rid of him ASAP!
Mayfa says – reply to this

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HATE HIM!! what a loser!
lola9 says – reply to this

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John mayer is sooooo hot
la mo says – reply to this

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first =)
love you perez!
arete says – reply to this

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He said the paps, not concert goers.
sarah says – reply to this

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My husband makes me watch live dvds of him and I can't help but watch for the face and laugh…
Norma D says – reply to this

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haha! Good one Perez )
whosthatgirl says – reply to this

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awww, just a little awkward
mel says – reply to this

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Perez, love you but seriously, are you not over the whole you and john mayer make out thing. Be happy for the guy..stop bringing up something that he did a while ago..beside, it wasnt even a shocker.i mean who hasnt kissed who in ! Stop bringing it up for attention!
linds says – reply to this

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hahahaha that's great.
Bob says – reply to this

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Christ, enough already with your fixation and anger on Mayer. Getting to the point of being sickening and ridiculous. Makes you appear to have mental issues.
m says – reply to this

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oh i'd let him show me his o face anyday
lucie says – reply to this

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He is one HOT TAMALE!!! Damn, now I want some tamales!
jamie says – reply to this

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i'm going to see him & colbie callait july 7th! woooooooot
Jen J says – reply to this

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Is it just me or is he getting scary skinny? Ive never been a big fan of his and hope he isn't going to "dump" jen aniston.
smith says – reply to this

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who cares, he gargles balls anyway
Jane says – reply to this

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DISGUSTING Drawing Perez! Is that suppose to be Yours??
You wish!!
court says – reply to this

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yeah, when i see john play i have to close my eyes and just listen because he makes those obnoxious faces!!
by the by, while in the UK, he's making a pit stop at Wimbledon :0
he's is the crowd now, watching James Blake play!
stevi says – reply to this

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**o-m-g perez made out with john mayer?! what new, exciting information!!**

PEREZ LISTEN — i love ya man but WE GET IT - YOU MADE OUT WITH JOHN MAYER! get over it pleaaseeeee
ames says – reply to this

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you wish he was your makeout partner. get over yourself perez!
jenny says – reply to this

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FUGLY!
Omg he is grossssss.
PEREZ says – reply to this

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PEREZ STOP DRAWING ON PHOTOS OF WHERE YOU WISH YOUR COCK WAS> FAT AZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ BITCH!!!!
clowclo says – reply to this

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Of course perez, you've choose that prettiest picture of his playing the guitar…
Leo says – reply to this

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Gah, perez is the best artist!! Good drawing!
slink says – reply to this

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Perez~ First of all, I have a reallllly hard time believing that this dude would 'make out'with you. I have a hard time believing ANYONE would make out with you…one would have to be seriously desparate & majorly intoxicated to even consider it. You're pretty hideous inside and out.

If it actually DID happen, you should be grateful that someone took pity on you long enough to give you fodder for your website which you can & have exploited endlessly. We're all sick of haring about it, K?
Peppe says – reply to this

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love him, so it doesn't matter what lies you spread about him cause he turned you down Perez. Get over it Perez and move on already! You have a way of obsessing! He didn't want you. We all get turned down. Get over it. It's been what a year and 6 months??? 1 and 1/2 years already…. move the fuck on!
meg says – reply to this

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get over it and yourself. For someone who claims to be so accepting of others (gay/lesbian/transgender/etc), you sure are judgmental. Practice what you preach!

I used to love you, but now you just seem jealous and bitter.
Lorelei Lee says – reply to this

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He be looking conspicuously emaciated. What's he doing, hanging out at Amy Winehouse's crackhouse skankhouse outhouse flophouse?
Jenni says – reply to this

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I CAN'T STAND HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
allyk says – reply to this

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if that's his "o face" i wouldn't fuck him for a dogs dinner.
ok says – reply to this

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basically, he wants to be seen as something other than anistons little bitch. good luck with that buddy!
mayer says – reply to this

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k says – reply to this

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This guy is just such a dick. I dated a guy like him once…what a womanizer. Here's the story…young guy looks like, acts like and gets treated like a turd in high school. Guy decides to learn how to play guitar with all of his anti-social free time. Guy develops an extreme resentment toward women since he was treated 'badly' in high school. Guy grows up and becomes a 'rock star' but still feels like the angry resentful turd he was in high school. Treats women like shit to get back at them…actually counts the # of women he has bedded to try to build up his ego. I would tell Jennifer to watch out, but she is a turd too.
PrincessAndrea says – reply to this

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jealous much?!?!?
Manis says – reply to this

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Q: What do you call the useless skin around a vagina?
A: Jennifer Maniston
Keith says – reply to this

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ok seriously Perez this is pretty pathetic are you jealous of the guy or something? I mean there are more important things going on in this fucked up world today then the facial expressions mayer makes. C'mon dude
usuck says – reply to this

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can't wait til you're the victim of this tasteless kindergarden abuse
marta says – reply to this

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perez, why do u constantly remind us about making out with him??
can't you just move on, like NOW!!!
TELLM says – reply to this

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YEAH…move on. BTW, was he a good kisser? What did he smell like? Too much spit? I HAVE TO KNOW DAMN IT!!!!
Marga says – reply to this

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you are sick,perez!
LoKay says – reply to this

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i love that o face
TEASE says – reply to this

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TRADE STORIES! I WILL IF YOU WILL!
... says – reply to this

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Re: Manis –
Anje? Is that you? What do you call the useless skin around your dick sucking lips?
kelle says – reply to this

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maxwe says – reply to this

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GET OVER IT PEREZ - John likes women more than you…..SO WHAT….You are so scorned by his rejection.
Marilyn0603 says – reply to this

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Perez, get over him already!! BTW, he can show me that or any other face anyday!
Bobby says – reply to this

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perez ur gay very gay
Jon says – reply to this

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shut the fuck up already.
Char says – reply to this

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boo on john mayer
adriana banana says – reply to this

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LOL.. you are a dork!
kiounne says – reply to this

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John Mayer looks like he bathes in bacon grease.
DALLA says – reply to this

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SICK OF HIM….never got what was so special about him
Meeee says – reply to this

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Is he the only person you made out with last year? Because you keep mentioning it like it's the only thing you have to keep you going. Must have been a good kisser.
Amy says – reply to this

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Nobody cares that you made out with him. Get over it and stop bringing it up. You look like a moron.
Jen says – reply to this

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He is just SO YUM!!!!!!!!!!
suppy says – reply to this

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Bitter much Perez??
talie says – reply to this

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i cant believe jen is datin him, he is prettttttty weird…
Nasow says – reply to this

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one time make out partner? muahahahaha. you guys are soooo ridiculous.
nikki says – reply to this

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Shut up about the making out already!

NOONE believes you and furthermore NOONE GIVES A FUCK!
emily says – reply to this

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Perez I've heard the full story on "your makeout session" but i don't believe you come on jennifer anniston was "rubbing his leg" bull
dmd says – reply to this

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I want that strat!
KATE says – reply to this

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i never really liked him, but the more you dog on him, Perez, the more i do like him, i think that you are a fat loser that only can talk shit about people.
Duh says – reply to this

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PIGrez did NOT make out with John Mayer. This is the FAT porker's way of trying to be cool. First of all dude, anyone who kissed you would turn into a Toad, cuz you be one fugly, gross, hideous creature. Piss off PIGman.
dani says – reply to this

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I am so ridiculously sick of these drawn pictures of cock, jism, and cocaine over a picture….lame, dude, lame.
kalia says – reply to this

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Perez, get over yourself already. There wasn't any makeout session. He probably kissed you for a laugh and since he is pretty much ignoring you, you have turned into a bitter hag. Let it go already. And stop with the drawings of dicks on the pictures. Looks stupid.
10b says – reply to this

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Perez….I'll say it again…he cannot admit it…even if it did happen. Come to peace with it bro. That face he makes when singing…HOT HOT HOT..and you know it!!
gina says – reply to this

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Perez YOU wish! John, shut up!
i lov says – reply to this

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hes in full sing! obviously hes gonna look not great.
I was there though, at the fornt and he said while playing "I sometimes think am I still the kid from kineticate or AM i really a fucking media whore? People always have something that brings me down, and I fee like i do something wrong by just being famous."
perez says – reply to this

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Perez is dreaming that is his ittie bittie dick in John's mouth - you're such a jealous queen perez - get a (sex) life & quit dissin peeps cuz they have a sex life.
ttt says – reply to this

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Jennifer Anniston is one of the celebrity filled members of Dr Rand Pinks Vaginal Boot Camp in Malibu.She joined to keep her money maker in shape for Mr Mayer as she was quoted in Women Whose Vaginas Look Like Animal Balloons Magazine. One women in the locker room heard Miss Aniston say she's just in it for a good time while she can still attract young men. She just hopes she doesnt receive any STD,s because she knows John is fucking everyone he can get his hands on.The woman in the lockeroom also reported and we are looking for a second source, but yes we have been told that she did not put her towel in the hamper,she left it on the floor.We will follow up on this shocking detail
Hyde says – reply to this

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You sure are a petty, vindictive queen, Perez. GROW UP.
jp says – reply to this

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leave my dude alone… i love his facial expressions
yuck says – reply to this

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get rid of your SUV you fucking hypocrite!
bigbigmayerfan says – reply to this

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P for Pig shit
E for Ewwwwwwwwww!
R for Rancid
E for Emo bitch
Z for Zipper envy

H for Ho
I for Indiscreet
L for Loose Lips sink Queens
T for Too fucking lame for words (but i try)
O for Other people are laughing their asses off over you
N for NOT GONNA believe your nasty skank bullshit!!!!!!!
isabe says – reply to this

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We've heard you dish Mayer over and over. beginning to think it's just jealousy and hatred…..that's so unbecoming of you…………….besides the "kiss" is so old news….come on
Novel says – reply to this

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Youre so goddamn deluded. Dream on, asshole.
Team says – reply to this

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You are making a fool of yourself with this make-out story. You tried so hard to make it the breaking story of the year but no one believed it and furthermore, no one cared. We like John and nothing you say is going to change that. You've been reading too much of your own press. You have ZERO power in Hollywood when it comes to genuine artists.

Please stop embarrassing yourself and annoying your readers with your John Mayer fantasies and hate. You have no idea the damage you are doing to your livelihood by taking all of your immature personal battles to this blog. You need to grow up and get a grip.
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Re: Manis[/re] WORST JOKE I'VE EVER HEARD…
IF YOU'RE OLDER THAN 11, YOUR I.Q. MUST BE 12.
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Re: Manis[/re] WORST JOKE I'VE EVER HEARD…
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GoJCM1983 says – reply to this

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perez get over your obsession with john mayer and move on!! you act like a child. mayer tops you a million times over. move on….
soo says – reply to this

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oh man, 9 days until i meet him in indy!

mayer=love
perez=scum
Tiffa says – reply to this

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Oh Lordy! Now we have to look at the FUG face! Bring back the pictures of him dropping off dry cleaning and drinking coffee!!!
murcat says – reply to this

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i'd love to experience that O face with him….sexiest. man. ever.
Chris says – reply to this

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PEREZ, YOU LOOKED FAB IN YOUR LAST VIDEO.

WAY TO GO ON THE SELF CONTROL, AND I THINK THE DARK HAIR DOES YOU FAB!

JOHN LOVES THE ATTENTION ME THINKS.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS BASS PLAYA?

HERE'S TO THE DIET/LIFESTYLE CHANGE!

I'M HEADING TOWARDS A BIKINI BOD MYSELF!

TOOTLES!
Rocco says – reply to this

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dude, you are a complete 'tard
ro says – reply to this

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Wow you must not get much action that you have to mention your "make out session" with O Face. Any recent make out sessions? Besides your dog.
x says – reply to this

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hahaha thank you
FuzzySweater says – reply to this

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I love John Mayer. I support whoever he dates, whatever songs he sings, and whatever he chooses to do as long as it makes him happy. Him and John Legend are the only two musicians from my generation that I can see making it through the long haul. I'll be extremely proud to tell my kids that I saw John Mayer and he was fabulous.
ivana jercough says – reply to this

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He is monotonous and overplayed. Simply put: Mayer is a media whore
lo says – reply to this

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oh my god he's beautiful.
ronni says – reply to this

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i thought that was DAVID HASSELHOFF at first, oh man.
Proph says – reply to this

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No news here.