Mucca to 'D'lebrity Apprentice?

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The latest 'Celebrity' Apprentice casting news could've been slightly worse.

The British media reports that Heather Mills is desperate (what's new?) to be a part of the upcoming Donald Trump production.

The Donald is quoted as saying, "Everyone wants to be on Celebrity Apprentice. One is Heather Mills. We have tremendous people."

As we've previously mentioned, there's a rumor that Star Jones will be part of the new cast.

We'd love to see Star throw down with Mucca! You know that would be some good shiz!

Who would win that fight????

We say Heather - cuz she could beat Star with her fake leg!

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    Posted: Jun 26, 2008 at 12:26 pm / Email this  »

    46 comments to “Mucca to 'D'lebrity Apprentice?”

    1. ayesh says – reply to this


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      toh

    2. vucci says – reply to this


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      first!

    3. MOI* says – reply to this


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      Perez, what was that "R.I.P." post about yesterday???????

      How come you are not clearing anything up about that?!!

      We are all still wondering!

      WTF!

    4. hi says – reply to this


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      first
      mucca sucks

    5. camo says – reply to this


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      denise richards is a CUNT!!!!

    6. mmm says – reply to this


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      ugh I hate heather mills cant she drop dead?



    7. 7

      Love it!! She's so desperate.

    8. paulm says – reply to this


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      first….

    9. bates says – reply to this


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      Why doesn't she just go away? Yuck, fame whore…or just whore whore

    10. NT FU says – reply to this


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      PEREZ, YOU ARE SO IGNORANT, WHY WOULD YOU MAKE FUN OF SOMEONE WITH A PROSTHETIC LEG? THAT IS NOT FUNNY!

    11. Lucie says – reply to this


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      LOL Perez! That's funny. But Star could when….if…..'She sweeps the leg'! I hate her for what she's put her child through!



    12. 12

      she should be happy enough with the money she stole from paul..

    13. Andi says – reply to this


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      I would LOVE to see Trump and Mills fall inlove!
      They deserve each other.

    14. texas says – reply to this


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      Star vs. Mucca!!! LAMO!! I would actually have to cheer on Star! I can't stand Mucca!!

    15. Emily says – reply to this


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      Heather is a bitch she wanted to be able to tell everyone about what happened in the court she "babtized" Pauls lawyer because she said a cuss word. YOU DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT TO DO THAT YOU DIRTY WHORE

    16. LeoNa says – reply to this


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      donald (little "d" to match his dick) and HEATHER deserve each other!!!



    17. 17

      Well it is obvious that they should create a condom business on the show cuz they"ll have the poster girl for STDs on it. Better yet, how about a PR campaign promoting retroactive abortion?

      Plus I wanna see the squirt fest that would result from a Jones-Mills trib fest.

    18. Linze says – reply to this


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      The Donald is quoted as saying, "Everyone wants to be on Celebrity Apprentice.
      hahaha - YA RIGHT!!
      Too bad nobody watches it.

    19. DIANE says – reply to this


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      Nobody wants to see Mucca! Star should tell her to hop her one-legged ass out of there. And maybe Star could talk Donald into a make over. His skin and hair are horrible.



    20. 20

      She suck the donkey and the donkey feel good.

    21. LOU says – reply to this


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      I'm sorry i Love Perez I think he is awsome
      But this fucking shit about heather needs to stop
      for all of you who dont know she was sexully molested at the age of 8 when she was 9 her mother left, then her dad became imprisoned, so she went to go live with ehr mom and she hated it so she ran away years later while crossing a cross walk a fucking cop HIT her causing the loss of her left leg
      she has had it tough so perez you worthless mother fucker SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
      if i had not actually researched her i would have kept on believing she is a bad spoiled bitch
      when really your the spoiled fat bitch perez
      you could not handle the shit she went through if your life depended on it
      show some mother fuking respect

    22. abc says – reply to this


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      Star Jones would sit on and that would make her win
      HAHAHAHA She is a fatass!!!
      I LUV Paul McCartney
      I HATE Heffer Mills
      MUCCA IS A WHORE
      MACCA IS A LEGEND

    23. Jane says – reply to this


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      Perez You are DISGUSTING to make fun of Heather's leg!

    24. Deb says – reply to this


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      Re: camo – Jealous??

    25. Lala says – reply to this


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      I WILL watch the Old Donald if He has Those two interesting Ladies on His TV Show!

    26. Keven says – reply to this


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      Perez is that Your Cock in Her mouth? You like Her that much??????????????????

    27. allie says – reply to this


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      SHE'S A PORN STAR. I SAW HER SMUT MOVIES.

    28. janis says – reply to this


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      Heather was not molested at 8. It was she who molested her 6 year old friend. Her dad went to prison for trying to protect the lying bitch. Her mom was just besides herself. She tried to bring Heather up right but Heather was a bad seed. She was born evil.

    29. xtya1 says – reply to this


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      Does she realy have a fake leg???

    30. Tee H says – reply to this


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      People don't hate Heather for what she has been through - if you remember we all embraced her as Paul's new wife. We don't care for Heather because of how she conducts herself. She is a media whore, she talks to the press about things that aren't anyone's business.

      Not a classy lady, I'm sorry that she has been through so much. I'm sure that there is good in her somewhere I'm just not seeing it. Class less media whore.

    31. Kay says – reply to this


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      Two reasons NOT to watch the celebrity apprentice this year STAR JONES AND Heather Mills

    32. Craig says – reply to this


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      All it would take for Star is a bottle of ketchup and some charcoal, then Heather's remaining leg better start running from the grill!

    33. capit says – reply to this


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      Donald Trump is an utter baffoon.

    34. LINDS says – reply to this


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      DONT YOU DARE MAKE FUN OF TRUMP, PEREZ!! YOU WISH YOU COULD BE THE SHIT ON HIS SHOE. YOU CANT HOLD A CONDLE TO HIM SO DONT INSULT HIM WITH YOUR LOUSY, IMMATURE, HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WRITTEN CAPTIONS! JACKASS!

    35. T Bon says – reply to this


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      Hey that's not fair.. He is giving her a LEG UP on the other competitors isn't he?

    36. YUCKS says – reply to this


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      I thought Amarosa was the worst until this post. Mucca & Star what a complete waste of the airwaves. I hope Mucca and Donald are doing the nasty. They deserve each other. I wish I could get a set top box that would only let my TV show only the people I want to see. Star deserves a special place in the world of bullshit land. I can't listen to a word she says and , I loves me some big fat black women. If America was truly a great place we wouldn't see these losers on tv at all. Donald is a fluffed up, puffed up blow hard with not a single redeeming quality.

    37. Proph says – reply to this


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      That fake leg is a secret weapon. More in the next show!

    38. Laila says – reply to this


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      Separated at birth? I am not surprised these two will be together, maybe they will end up getting married.

    39. ann says – reply to this


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      I agree with Kay, two reason not to watch celebrity apprentice this year star jones and heather mills they both suck!!!!!!

    40. @v@ says – reply to this


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      I see that Trump and Mills have naturally found their level. I wonder if Trump is going to suggest where Mills should put her new found money.

    41. mccau says – reply to this


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      Wont be watching that season. Easy!

    42. fired says – reply to this


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      I love this show, and I can't wait to see which celebrities are cast. Why don't you try out for it, P-nasty?!

    43. hank says – reply to this


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      There should be a Trump cable channel. He really knows how to put on an entertaining show.

    44. dixey says – reply to this


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      what in F**ks name is up with Donald Trumps Teeth!!

    45. chach says – reply to this


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      why not add michael jackson, the hogan kid, his mom , amy winehouse, put all the losers on there! Apprentice for Losers

    46. Avery says – reply to this


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      I can't think whose more of a whore, Donald or Heather Mills?