No Show Wino

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The British media reports that Amy Winehouse chose hanging out with husband Blake Incarcerated at the jailhouse on Thursday over the star-studded Nelson Mandela photo call.

AND, she was also seen buying little bottles of whiskey and vodka after the jail visit.

Did things go that bad with Blaaaake, Ames?

Hey, booze is better than crack!

Photo snub aside, Amy is confirmed to perform at Friday's highly anticipated concert honoring Mandela.

In fact, we just heard from Perezcious reader Hayley who saw with her very own eyes Wino rehearsing on the concert stage in London's Hyde Park. According to her eyewitness account, Wino sang the song Free Nelson Mandela and sounded quite good.

There's some hope!

Amy's people should think about keeping her on lockdown ’til she's scheduled to go on stage. Someone's gotta help her stay sound enough to perform.

God knows what she can sneak off and buy tonight!

[Image via WENN.]

    Posted: Jun 26, 2008 at 3:17 pm / Email this  »

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    1. not f says – reply to this


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      Not First!

    2. e says – reply to this


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      ok

    3. jay says – reply to this


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      i love crack

    4. Yo Ma says – reply to this


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      Wow, how unexpected. WHATEVS!

    5. not f says – reply to this


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      Wow, I was 1st. I am a loser.

    6. emma says – reply to this


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      she looks like she's trying to fart. or her hair is tipping her over.

    7. sass says – reply to this


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      the way she is going she will be dead soon so sad great singing voice



    8. 8

      I Really hope she pulls her shit together. we cant afford to lose such talent in this talentless indusrty they are running

      get better amy
      And spare the negative comments people! its not necessary

    9. val71 says – reply to this


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      This biatch wants to die she doesn't give a fuck about her life so who cares. its just so sad she is so talented but I guess she prefers her smoking crack skillz over her career.



    10. 10

      Crack kills………FIRST!!!!!!

    11. dick says – reply to this


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      first
      she sucks

    12. Nilou says – reply to this


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      first



    13. 13

      she's such a mess! i used to a huge amy fan but seriously how can you b a fan of someone as tragic as that…..i hope she cleans her life up becuz death isnt worth it !

      I LOVE PEREZ



    14. 14

      She is just dead sexy.

    15. sexy says – reply to this


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      All I've gotta say is AMY DRINK UP GIRL just don't do DRUGS!!!!!!!!! I have always said why the hell can't they just drink why do they need to do the crack n smack!

    16. Teb says – reply to this


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      Who exactly is this Nelson Mandela fellow? Is he the colored guy who was in a foreign prison for a long time? What was his crime? Failure to speak Jive? What is it with these people don't they ever work??

    17. undec says – reply to this


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      This picture is disturbing.

    18. labby says – reply to this


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      GET YOUR LITTLE DRINK ON TONITE AMY (10,000 NOT ENOUGH AND 1 IS TOO MANY) STAY RELATIVELY SOBER TOMORROW AND PERFORM UR SKINNY LIL ASS OFF. MAKE US PROUD OF U AMY. SHOW ALL THESE TIRED ASS MOTHERFUCKERS ON THIS SITE THAT U ARE THE SHIT. LETS MAKE THEM NAYSAYERS LOOK LIKE THE ASSHOLES THEY REALLY ARE. FUCK NATALIE COLE TOO!!!

    19. Cryst says – reply to this


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      wow… wish we could all be this fucked up and still make millions… Amy is complete and utter joke and makes the record industry look extremely shitty!

    20. LaDiv says – reply to this


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      This girl needs some serious intervention from her parents, unless they plan on burying her soon. Look at Britney Spears, she is doing so much better now that her parents have intervened. I feel really bad for Amy.

    21. jstar says – reply to this


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      Why the hell would Nelson want this crack smoking whore performing at his 90th Birthday party? Surely he could have gotten someone with an ounce of respect for himself…

    22. Eric says – reply to this


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      Oh yea I WANT Amy, she is so hot. Her weave, bloated gut, sagging tits, horse face…she looks like an old mare on Animal Precinct, and crack. Get dead

    23. sarah says – reply to this


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      Her face says "i'm sarah bel and i've been with the whole graduating class of fordham 2008"

    24. Sofie says – reply to this


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      SHE IS FUCKING RANCID.

    25. yuck says – reply to this


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      she is so disgusting to look at, the drawings aren't even necessary

    26. jusme says – reply to this


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      i wish i lived in england, then i could use cool words like rancid and bloody.
      .
      if it weren't for the poor dental care i'd consider moving.



    27. 27

      I CANT HELP LAUGH AT THIS IT'S SOOOOO FUNNY

    28. KRKRK says – reply to this


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      Fucking hell she looks SOOOOOOOOOOO AWFUL!

      Like she's been in a concentration camp for 6 months.

      And shoved a lump of wig on her head.

    29. Tablo says – reply to this


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      I wish the sleazy tabloids and stalkerazzi would just leave this woman alone.



    30. 30

      ughhh I give her a month and she will be dead!!!every time i see her she looks worse and worse . damn shame she does have talent.

    31. roach says – reply to this


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      Poor Amy just give her a break!!!! U r watching a girl die slowly through drug addiction!! U can pray for the best but saying no to crack is a battle from hell!!!! Pray for her!!!! She's the only one strong enough to say NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    32. Magic says – reply to this


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      Sure she's a mess and an addict and alcoholic….but how come no one has questioned her mental state. ie bipolar, schizophrenic etc…sounds like a lot of self medicating.

    33. dd says – reply to this


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      GOOD. I WOULD'VE SKIPPED ON MANDELA TOO. THE ARROGANT BASTARD. "IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! OH YEAH, AND SOUTH AFRICA STILL SUCKS SINCE THE ANC TOOK OVER AND ALL THE INDUSTRY LEFT AND THE COLORED (MIXED) POPULATION IS SUPPRESSED IN FAVOR OF THE BLACKS. ISN'T FREEDOM WONDERFUL? SOUTH AFRICA = THE NEW ISRAEL.

    34. tre says – reply to this


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      Today in the new sister publication of British Tabloid OK Magazine, I'M NOT OK reports Winehouse saying," Me be British an me be not cleanin me teeth nor me puss in a while" Amy was scheduled to visit Dr Rand Pink and get advice regarding her crack addiction.He has been involved in progressive research that connects a dirty reproductive crack has a direct correlation to becoming addicted to cocaine crack. The commonality is when both use a form of pipe to get off. One might have someone lay pipe down below and one may smoke out of a pipe up above. Her terrible looks are due primarily to all the testing in Pinks clinic. She has been getting high and fucked for years all in the name of research and she should be applauded. When the research ends she will regain her health and then we must work on the ugly issues.

    35. lovel says – reply to this


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      she's a real mess! and she looks like a skeleton..yuck
      I doubt she's going to be around for much longer if she doesn't stop whatever she's doing thats ruining her..

      AND SHE IS SUCH A GREAT SINGER!



    36. 36

      I've seen somalian babies with more meat on their bones than this chick! No offense to anyone of somalian or african decent. No one can possibly not know that they are ghastly looking like she is.



    37. 37

      You would be suprised how long a dope feign can live in their disease. She does not want to deal with reality so she doesn't. Where is her homey, Pete whatshisname??

    38. desil says – reply to this


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      Somebody give that girl a sandwich. She needs help before its to late.

    39. unsit says – reply to this


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      this skank no-talent stink ass fucking bitch needs to hurry up and put herself out of her own misery. the world will be a better place without this waste of air.

    40. heyya says – reply to this


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      IBOGAINE CAN SAVE HER!
      IBOGAINE CAN SAVE HER!
      IBOGAINE CAN SAVE HER!
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      IBOGAINE CAN SAVE HER!
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      IBOGAINE CAN SAVE HER!
      IBOGAINE CAN SAVE HER!
      IBOGAINE CAN SAVE HER!

      Amy, please look into Ibogaine! It can save your life!

    41. !!! m says – reply to this


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      She only a fucking crack head !! … She not deserve to got emplysema but when you smoke crack everyday !… You're just a fucking idiot !.. !!!
      ….She Already dead for me… Cuz she not gonna quit those shit!!

    42. heyya says – reply to this


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      In the early 1960s, ibogaine was accidentally discovered to cause sudden and complete interruption of heroin addiction without withdrawal in a matter of hours. Since that time it has been the subject of scientific investigation into its abilities to interrupt addictions to heroin, alcohol, and cocaine. Anecdotal reports also suggest that ibogaine may have potential to drive introspection that helps elucidate the psychological issues and behavior patterns that drive addiction or other problems. ~ WIKI

    43. s says – reply to this


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      i think its so funny that out of all the millions of crackheads/heroin junkies in the world, we are only worried about this one… well she is fun to watch

    44. Megs says – reply to this


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      WOW, her body's so trashed. get yer shit together girl and take care of yourself! why is no one helping her??

    45. Abz says – reply to this


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      Oh dear.
      She looks –awful.
      : (
      It's a shame,
      She's actually talented.

    46. Cati says – reply to this


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      That picture is going to give me nightmares.

    47. doro says – reply to this


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      you go amy your husband is more important then a photo shoot love yaaaaaaaaaaa

    48. j says – reply to this


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      she looks like an ill bird!

    49. jimkh says – reply to this


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      I wish she would bring that whiskey, and vodka to the states and help me with some stuff around the house.

    50. Lisa says – reply to this


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      Wonder_Women, seriously, the reason why people are saying such horrible things is because we all KNOW her talent is obvious, SHE is the one smoking it away. SHE is her own worst enemy, none of us are.

    51. HELP says – reply to this


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      This is an old photo. The news is current, the photo is old. At least show current photos, Perez. They can be had on celebrity gossip dot net or gossip girls. She still looks really bad. And she did blow off the photocall; which was a really big deal, to go buy miniature bottles of liquor and visit her husband. Her family needs to intervene NOW!

    52. Nasty says – reply to this


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      Gawd, she looks like every other crackhead I see…like walking death. Put her out of her misery.

    53. richi says – reply to this


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      here head is so big it looks like she is going to topple over

    54. wtf? says – reply to this


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      Re: sexy – Yeah Amy, kill your liver instead. That's smart…NOT!

    55. south says – reply to this


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      I wish the Scientologists would come and save her with their drug and alcohol treatment programs!

      Why isn't Tom Cruise there to save Amy?????? He can't drive by a car wreck, but he isn't rushing to save this train wreck???

    56. tellt says – reply to this


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      somebody shoot her plzzzzzzzzz. she looks like vomit

    57. Erica says – reply to this


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      wow she looks like shit…. crack can really do shit to people… oh yeah does she not know what else to do with her hair other than that stupid beehive. I'm so sick of this girl..

    58. nena says – reply to this


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      WOW!!!!!!!!!!! THATS SO SAD!!!!!!

    59. EWWWW says – reply to this


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      Her blood is so saturated with drugs, they are falling out of her puss puss eh P?

    60. soso says – reply to this


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      I cant even start to imagine what her vajayjay smells like….

    61. Jewel says – reply to this


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      will someone please give this girl a good meal and some real clothes
      shes embarassing herself.

    62. Q says – reply to this


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      whatever…
      isnt it kinda obvious that by the end of the year she will be six feet under?

    63. pam says – reply to this


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      good lord she looks aweful!

    64. natt says – reply to this


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      hah she looks like a monkey!

    65. tina says – reply to this


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      she is gross.

    66. neesh says – reply to this


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      she is seriously disgusting and can't sing.

    67. Perez says – reply to this


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      Looks like no-one's told Amy; clothes are SO this season.

    68. VAN H says – reply to this


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      i would bone her oohhh so hard…

    69. Dr. P says – reply to this


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      FYI, Booze is NOT better than crack….

      It is actually more poisonous and habit forming than crack.
      Amy Winehouse just doesn't know how to balance the shiz out.

    70. VAN H says – reply to this


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      she makes me so horny,im jacking off as we speak..ohh im cumming…

    71. DB says – reply to this


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      Amy Winehouse just might be even more of a screw up that I've been. And that says a lot.

    72. VAN H says – reply to this


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      i just made a big mess in my hand ,im serious…

    73. Herr says – reply to this


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      Alien doesn't feel heat or cold.
      In space, no one can hear you scream.

      put a fuckin sweater on. grab one from one of the lackey's taking your pics. oh i fuckin forgot- you're in cuba in that picture.

    74. pete says – reply to this


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      why in the hell does anyone want to see this skanky,nasty,moron?this bitch is so disgusting,after i looked at the picture of this beast,i wanted to hurry up and get in the shower,this pig should be so grateful for the chances the skank gets. stop being so fucked up and look around you ugly bitch,see all the suffering going on in the world stinky,you skanky ass crack ho.please would you hurry up and O.D. SO WE NEVER HAVE TO LOOK AT YOUR UGLY FACE AGAIN.

    75. sarah says – reply to this


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      what is with that stomach of hers?!?!

    76. devra says – reply to this


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      honey i would love to help you if you will let me…..i want to help take care of you amy so please let me……i will organize you and take excellent care of you….i would even be willing to go into rehab with you for as long as it takes, though i am no longer addicted thank god… i truly know what you are going through and it is a bitch getting free of the demons……..i will stay with you as long as you need me…….sweetie most of all we need to GET YOU WELL…..i believe you are the greatest blues singer of our time….i love billie, sarah, ella and the rest of that era…..you just need someone to love you and point y0u in the right direction girl…..you need someone to promote a new image and get you on your feet….we need to reinvent you amy…….you are BEAUTIFUL on the cd frank and i know you can look like that again…..i am a hair dresser and makeup artist but most of all I have over 17 years experience in medicine……I have nothing holding me down here amy…..PLEASE BABY GIRL LET ME HELP YOU…….people on this blog do nothing but tear you down not offering any help whatsoever ,PEREZ fine example you set for the rest of them…..HAVE A HEART BUTT BOY……i am sick and tired of the media bashing you instead of trying to help you…..if you are interested in my hand extended to you, you can reach me at my email address: fortindeborah@aol.com

    77. me says – reply to this


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      oh god, I hope she straightens herself out. what a ginormous waste otherwise.



    78. 78

      She's a piece of poop. Please stop reporting on her.

    79. katie says – reply to this


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      eeeeew. her abdomen is all distended like an ethiopian child!!!!

    80. comeh says – reply to this


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      She looks like she's flippin 40 years old!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      that's what crack is gonna do to you kids. that isht is NASTY
      crackty, crack, crackhead



    81. 81

      Haha look atthe random guy in the back taking a picture!

    82. lozzy says – reply to this


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      SHE LOOKA LIKE E.T!!!!!!!

    83. ryry says – reply to this


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      hey dumbass dont give advice drinking is not any better or any worse than crack… it would just be a substitution you are such a douche

    84. i says – reply to this


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      God she's gross.



    85. 85

      OMG She is Disgusting. It sickens Me that young Girls idolize Her!

    86. JM says – reply to this


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      WHY BOTHER TALKING ABOUT THIS SKINNY BITCH WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE THAT

      NO NEED TO WASTE ANYONES BREATH!

      MARS CALLED. PEACE IT ON OUT CLOVERFIELD.

    87. J says – reply to this


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      Geez! This woman is only 24 years old and her body looks like a 50 year olds'. She has money. It's not like she can't get a nice haircut or buy herself a decent treadmill to exercise on.

    88. ricks says – reply to this


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      SHE IS A FREAK OF NATURE…………..SCARY



    89. 89

      she needs to smoke salvia divinorum

    90. sophi says – reply to this


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      those mini bottles are used to make crack pipes! I used to live in London and smocked crack there… That is what we were using.

    91. J says – reply to this


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      she is disgusting



    92. 92

      Alert. The creature depicted above is not human. It is an alien species of unknown origin. It is thought to be the counterpart to the Pete Doherty creature, but it is not known if they exist as "male" and "female" entities as we understand it on our planet. What they eat and their method of reproduction is as yet undiscovered.

    93. hickl says – reply to this


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      She looks dirty.

    94. Redde says – reply to this


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      She isn't going to make it much longer. Look what a mess she is………

    95. Sad says – reply to this


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      Re: sexy – Alcohol does just as much damage, drugs or alcohol really the same thing when abused and she abuses both, i will be surprised if she lasts another year if she doesn't stop abusing herself and i like her music but this is not Amy she's turned into a over 40 yr old women and messed up, if that stupid druggie Blake didn't come into her life she probably wouldn't be like this, sad, there are alcoholics whose brains are so shot from alcohol that even though they are sober they walk like they are tipsy and they speak like they are brain dead, kids don't do either they are no better than the other.

    96. heyya says – reply to this


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      Some one needs to drag her ass to Mexico for Ibogaine drug therapy. Perez, I thought you were her friend? Tell her about Ibogaine! It's the only thing that can save her now.

    97. dante says – reply to this


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      What planet is this chic from? I mean WTF!

    98. Barbi says – reply to this


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      Please dont waste your talent Amy :) go back to your roots !
      And WTF… Obama paying off a $2,500 campain debt of Hilary's to get the Democrats in the White House>">>> he will need the POPE to pull it off! PUT HILARY on the ticket! She got more voters to vote ever in the history of voting! come on :) :)

    99. Barbi says – reply to this


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      Please dont waste your talent Amy :) go back to your roots !
      And WTF… Obama paying off a $2,500 campain debt of Hilary's to get the Democrats in the White House>">>> he will need the POPE to pull it off! PUT HILARY on the ticket as VP! NO more bad karma! She got more voters to vote ever in the history of voting! come on :) :)

    100. Ashle says – reply to this


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      *GOODNESS knows

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