The Album You've All Been Waiting For
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Music Minute
This just in!
Lindsay Lohan's hotly anticipated third studio album will be called Spirit In The Dark, it's just been revealed.
The future Grammy-winning album will feature songs produced by Pharrell Williams, Akon, StarGate and Bloodshy & Avant.
The first single is NOT that Bossy piece of junk that's been floating on the internets.
Playground featuring Pharrell, will be released to radio in September.
Bossy was allegedly just a pre-single/buzz-track.
If you really want LezLo's Spirit you'll have to wait ’til November 4th.
Expect first week sales in the 900,000 album range! She could even sell more than Lil' Wayne.
People want this album THAT BADLY!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: June 26, 2008 at 11:03 am
she hasnt had her last dick
I think it'll be good xo
third?
OMG WTF WHO WOULD BUY THAT?!?!??!?!
first?
first
Lezlo and SaMAntha =DYKES!
4th
what's up with her lips? They look like little worms or pink twat.
spirit in the dark?
i smell a flop
OH GREAT! NOT!
People do NOT buy it and encourage Her/Him…whatever it is this week!
give up
GO LINDSAY!
haha, i can't wait!
yay i loved her last two albums cant wait
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but there is NO way she'd sell more than lil' wayne.. greatest rapper alive.
she suckkks
Wish she would just come out already….
Her voice is actually alright. I think she's pretty, but just confused. Hopefully she'll get her shit together, dump that hideous, crackhead looking dyke SaMantha, and light the screen back up with some quality acting.
1st time for everything PEREZ, I LOVE The drawing!!!
Disgusting, but made Me laugh!!!!!!
I smell crap!!!
she's ridiculous
I LOVED bossy. I cant wait to hear her new album
for real???? that badly???
I would only buy it if it had a bonus track where Lil Wayne beats her ass.
LMAO! SLACK! Although, I liked her first two albums. Someone stab me now.
LOVE IT! she's so hot!
You are being sarcastic about people wanting this album right?
lol no one is going to buy that
Her album should be called I Like To Lick Alot O Puss!!!!!
i wouldnt buy it. if you need some free mixtape downloads then swing by thatcrack.com
she look like her mom on that picture!
If Perez were a dinosaur he would be a Megasorass. I doubt he gets sore anymore though - practice practice practice.
It is a shame that you can't just report what is going on - you are nasty all the time. Where's the love?
Perez, are you CRAZY? Future grammy winner? Your politenes is becoming sickening! Don't be a sell out! Be true to who you are. You got to where you are by being P Nasty!
im buying it the day it comes out. i love her and her music, and i know who killed me, no sarcasm here im serious i saw it in the theaters and the drive ins and again an the theaters im a lilo fan and i always will be. you go girl!
ill buy it
Tabig…come on, can't you detect that his post is dripping with sarcasm?!
Let me know which radio station she'll be on so I can be sure not to listen.
I wouldn't call Lindsay Lohan a singer or an artist but more of a pop performer. Performers usually have to explain and compare their new music with other artists/performers as Lohan did with her upcoming album. She tried the Britney Spears and the Kelly Clarkson, and now she's wanting to try the Rihanna. In my opinion, she should take intense training in drama acting and comeback to the big screen or small screen a few years from now. She'll last that way but not by desperately teaming up with composers to make similar music of others just to keep being under the spotlight.
PEREZ, ARE THOSE YOUR LIPS FIRMLY PLANTED ON LINDSEY'S A$$?
DID SOMEONE PAY YOU T SAY SUCH NICE THINGS ABOUT HER NEW ALBUM?
SOMETHING SMELLS A LIL FISHY UP IN HERE……
Now I have second guesses about this "album"!
Spirit in the dark sounds cool and i love Lindsay fuck u haters
She has some good producers, but no one wants this hooker's album!
Third album?.
If that many of her albums sell, then I'll KNOW the Apocalypse is upon us. This little c*** has more people hating her than any "celebrity" I've ever heard of, and it's obvious why. She's just poison, all around, inside and out. A horrible example of a human being.
Sorry, but in all fairness I have to say it. Not just nappy-headed negresses are guilty of fake hair.
I am so sick and pissed-off of seeing this nympho-slut with a mane of fake hair extensions….I….could….just….lick a pu$$y.
PEREZ, IM STARTING TO THINK YOUR A FAKE. ARE YOU GETTING PAID TO POST THIS???????? I MISS THE OLD PEREZ….
Even if it had the best beats that i've heard in years i still wouldn't buy it i'm sick of her!!!Thats why people go away between cds.
Are you being sarcastic? I want to know what people? who are they? what are their names? lol give me an effin break
wooohooooo
zzz lindzay suckz azzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
{{{{ ain't no one better than ””lil wayne””””}}}}}}}}}
…mark that shit and effen remember it…………..
….♥♥♥ .=========== I luv Lil Wayne ♥♥♥}}
Perez, don't be that mean. Please. That's disgusting! Leave her alone. It's not of your bussiness.
This dumb cunt is so desperate for money. I can't wait until the CD is released and it bombs like her other two. There will be place to go but down for LaLohan. It's gonna hurt in a few years when she looks back at what might have been and she realizes she shit her career away to party. What a complete asshole she is.
I CANT WAIT, I WILL BUY THIS ALBUM 1000 TIMES OVER!!!
Actually Perez I will buy her album just to pissed you off and also buy eac of my friends one YOU WILL SEE
It's a shame that readers are actually taking this hilarious post seriously. He's being SARCASTIC, people! Get with it.
PLEASE tell me you´re beign sarcastic!!!!
Perez, were you paid to promote this album????? Sounds fishy!
Re: tabij –
Perez is using something called sarcasm, he doesn't think it will win a grammy. In fact, he thinks it will be so bad that it will be like the oposite of a grammy winning album…get it?….sarcasm.
cant wait
could you be a little less sarcastic?
and lil waynes album is hot, if he can be more than a pretty boy, maybe she can too…
I'm actually really excited for it.
Yeah, people are waiting for this CD just like people are waiting for Armageddon. I'd wager the same people are waiting for both.
i hope that was sarcasm.
’cause i'm not convinced 9 people will buy it.
let alone 900,000.
ok fuck you perez. Bossy is a really fun song, and this album I expect will be really good.
"hotly anticipated"? If that isn't sarcasm, it makes me very, very sad
uhh this is the first I've heard of it. I do not know ANYONE who wants this album
HORRIBLE HORRIBLE HORRIBLE. WHO THE HELL IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD BUY MUSIC FROM LINDSAY LOHAN!? SHE CAN HIRE ANY OF THE TOP PRODUCERS SHE WANTS SHE STILL CANT SING. WHAT A WASTE. GO BACK TO REHAB FOR A NICE VACAY. GROSS.
You have to be kidding. Sarcasm, right???? who is looking forward to this album? I didn't think anyone bought the other ones.
Last night I dreamt about fish, then I had fish for dinner!
it's funny how Lindsay and Jane Fonda got cast together for a film that turned out apparently pretty disastrous with Jane being the older/wiser advice-giver. The same part that Lindsay will play when (God willing!) she reaches Jane's age. But Lindsay is no more controversial than Fonda was when she was making bad films at Lindsay's age.
it's going to suck soooooooooooo baaaaaaaad .
might even be her silly sisters voice . hahahaaa
i won't buy , don't even want to hear it .
actors or so called actors should NOT try to be singers
and so called SINGERS showuld not try to be actors , same goes for models
should not try to sing or act and
soccer players should not try to act or sing…………
it's too much for all their tiny brains to compute .
too bad she cannot sing or act.
maybe she be a shop girl or go flip burgers .
this has to be a joke.
she is a bad actress, a good liar and a good drinker and drug taker.
forget about the singing and acting.
go back to nyc and stay there with mummy and the other want to be actors and singers in that hillbilly family .
I FEEL LIKE PHARRELL WILLIAMS WILL DO ANYBODYS ALBUM, AND EVERYBODYS. I WANT TO HEAR HER WITH SOMEONE WHO IS FRESH AND NEW! ILL PASS………
I miss seeing her on the big screen.
Re: tabij – How can u let sarcasm fly that high over your head?
ISSSSSHHHH FISSSSSSHHHHH!
To:Lorelei Lee- You Are A Racist Fuck head!
DYKE
DYKE
DYKE
DYKE
DYKE
highly anticipated grammy award winning ROFLMAO
i hope ur joking! there is no way in hell she is going to outdo LIL WAYNE!
She's pretty awesome!!!
i really hope your joking
cant wait~~~~~
i luv bossy
lilo cmon give us the best album
Lindsay had a terrible case of warts. She is devasted and as her doctor I don't want you to repeat this to anyone. She is with her new friend because she needs to step away from her former lifestyle and her words,"Chill, have some lesbian sex,go shopping,act,and sing" She will return to cock soon, this is just a phase.Dr Rand Pink said the warts were lasered and she is doing just fine.Some misfortune did occur when many of her freckles were taken off by mistake so she had to then have red freckles tattooed on her inner thigh because they could not find a body double for her film being released in the Fall,Beach Blanket Gang Bang. The movie also stars her mother who goes by the name CreamFace for this role. Her little sister worked behind the scenes for this film as a fluffer
Perez did they pay you to say nice
things about Lezlo's album?
she had two other albums out? who knew?
PLEASE TELL ME YOUR JOKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM BEYOND EXCITED ABOUT THIS ALBUM! I HAVE BEEN WAITING SOOO LONG FOR THIS! I LOVE LINDSAY'S MUSIC SOO MUCH!
Perez, I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or serious? Or you just spreading some good PR because LezLo's people are filling your pocket with some Sapphic change? Or cause that's the actual word on the street? It's hard to tell with you these days…
ii LLL♥vvvveeeee her!!!
She already looks like a 39-year-old tranny. It took Liz Taylor a hundred and sixteen years to look this turned-out "mature."
wow, the album we've been waiting for? um, has anyone forgotten that she has zero talent? She cant sing, she cant act, she's just another pretty face with nothing else going for her. Lame, I'd buy her album when hell freezes over.
no talent hack
You're kidding, right Perez?