The Album You've All Been Waiting For

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Lindsay Lohan's hotly anticipated third studio album will be called Spirit In The Dark, it's just been revealed.

The future Grammy-winning album will feature songs produced by Pharrell Williams, Akon, StarGate and Bloodshy & Avant.

The first single is NOT that Bossy piece of junk that's been floating on the internets.

Playground featuring Pharrell, will be released to radio in September.

Bossy was allegedly just a pre-single/buzz-track.

If you really want LezLo's Spirit you'll have to wait ’til November 4th.

Expect first week sales in the 900,000 album range! She could even sell more than Lil' Wayne.

People want this album THAT BADLY!

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: Jun 26, 2008 at 11:03 am / Email this »

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emmz says – reply to this

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she hasnt had her last dick
Mikey says – reply to this

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I think it'll be good xo
d says – reply to this

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third?
BRADY says – reply to this

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OMG WTF WHO WOULD BUY THAT?!?!??!?!

first?
cer says – reply to this

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first
KIM says – reply to this

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Lezlo and SaMAntha =DYKES!
leeah says – reply to this

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4th
ffghg says – reply to this

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what's up with her lips? They look like little worms or pink twat.
Kane says – reply to this

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spirit in the dark?
ehhh says – reply to this

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i smell a flop
katie says – reply to this

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OH GREAT! NOT!
Lala says – reply to this

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People do NOT buy it and encourage Her/Him…whatever it is this week!
skipp says – reply to this

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give up
jenny says – reply to this

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GO LINDSAY!
whosthatgirl says – reply to this

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haha, i can't wait!
mancunt says – reply to this

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yay i loved her last two albums cant wait
mimi says – reply to this

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4
whosthatgirl says – reply to this

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but there is NO way she'd sell more than lil' wayne.. greatest rapper alive.
moo says – reply to this

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she suckkks
Me says – reply to this

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Wish she would just come out already….
Vag says – reply to this

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Hmmm. says – reply to this

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Her voice is actually alright. I think she's pretty, but just confused. Hopefully she'll get her shit together, dump that hideous, crackhead looking dyke SaMantha, and light the screen back up with some quality acting.
JANE says – reply to this

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1st time for everything PEREZ, I LOVE The drawing!!!
Disgusting, but made Me laugh!!!!!!
dkalo says – reply to this

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I smell crap!!!
Nat says – reply to this

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she's ridiculous
Taylo says – reply to this

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I LOVED bossy. I cant wait to hear her new album
shesh says – reply to this

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for real???? that badly???
atlhotboi29 says – reply to this

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I would only buy it if it had a bonus track where Lil Wayne beats her ass.
Hairy says – reply to this

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LMAO! SLACK! Although, I liked her first two albums. Someone stab me now.
cocki says – reply to this

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LOVE IT! she's so hot!
alice says – reply to this

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You are being sarcastic about people wanting this album right?
lindz says – reply to this

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lol no one is going to buy that
Erin says – reply to this

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Her album should be called I Like To Lick Alot O Puss!!!!!
shirl says – reply to this

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i wouldnt buy it. if you need some free mixtape downloads then swing by thatcrack.com
clowclo says – reply to this

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she look like her mom on that picture!
Tee H says – reply to this

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If Perez were a dinosaur he would be a Megasorass. I doubt he gets sore anymore though - practice practice practice.

It is a shame that you can't just report what is going on - you are nasty all the time. Where's the love?
tabij says – reply to this

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Perez, are you CRAZY? Future grammy winner? Your politenes is becoming sickening! Don't be a sell out! Be true to who you are. You got to where you are by being P Nasty!
aweso says – reply to this

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im buying it the day it comes out. i love her and her music, and i know who killed me, no sarcasm here im serious i saw it in the theaters and the drive ins and again an the theaters im a lilo fan and i always will be. you go girl!
cody says – reply to this

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ill buy it
seesa says – reply to this

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Tabig…come on, can't you detect that his post is dripping with sarcasm?!
andi says – reply to this

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Let me know which radio station she'll be on so I can be sure not to listen.
BaWu says – reply to this

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I wouldn't call Lindsay Lohan a singer or an artist but more of a pop performer. Performers usually have to explain and compare their new music with other artists/performers as Lohan did with her upcoming album. She tried the Britney Spears and the Kelly Clarkson, and now she's wanting to try the Rihanna. In my opinion, she should take intense training in drama acting and comeback to the big screen or small screen a few years from now. She'll last that way but not by desperately teaming up with composers to make similar music of others just to keep being under the spotlight.
KriSs says – reply to this

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PEREZ, ARE THOSE YOUR LIPS FIRMLY PLANTED ON LINDSEY'S A$$?
DID SOMEONE PAY YOU T SAY SUCH NICE THINGS ABOUT HER NEW ALBUM?
SOMETHING SMELLS A LIL FISHY UP IN HERE……
me says – reply to this

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Now I have second guesses about this "album"!
Bitch says – reply to this

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Spirit in the dark sounds cool and i love Lindsay fuck u haters
Lexie says – reply to this

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She has some good producers, but no one wants this hooker's album!
pablo says – reply to this

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Third album?.
Anony says – reply to this

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If that many of her albums sell, then I'll KNOW the Apocalypse is upon us. This little c*** has more people hating her than any "celebrity" I've ever heard of, and it's obvious why. She's just poison, all around, inside and out. A horrible example of a human being.
Lorelei Lee says – reply to this

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Sorry, but in all fairness I have to say it. Not just nappy-headed negresses are guilty of fake hair.
I am so sick and pissed-off of seeing this nympho-slut with a mane of fake hair extensions….I….could….just….lick a pu$$y.
caty says – reply to this

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PEREZ, IM STARTING TO THINK YOUR A FAKE. ARE YOU GETTING PAID TO POST THIS???????? I MISS THE OLD PEREZ….
Pam says – reply to this

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Even if it had the best beats that i've heard in years i still wouldn't buy it i'm sick of her!!!Thats why people go away between cds.
Anon1 says – reply to this

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Are you being sarcastic? I want to know what people? who are they? what are their names? lol give me an effin break
PrincessAndrea says – reply to this

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wooohooooo
k=H=k says – reply to this

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zzz lindzay suckz azzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

{{{{ ain't no one better than ””lil wayne””””}}}}}}}}}

…mark that shit and effen remember it…………..

….♥♥♥ .=========== I luv Lil Wayne ♥♥♥}}
Bruno says – reply to this

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Perez, don't be that mean. Please. That's disgusting! Leave her alone. It's not of your bussiness.
Boosh says – reply to this

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This dumb cunt is so desperate for money. I can't wait until the CD is released and it bombs like her other two. There will be place to go but down for LaLohan. It's gonna hurt in a few years when she looks back at what might have been and she realizes she shit her career away to party. What a complete asshole she is.
LiLo says – reply to this

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I CANT WAIT, I WILL BUY THIS ALBUM 1000 TIMES OVER!!!
Alexx says – reply to this

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Actually Perez I will buy her album just to pissed you off and also buy eac of my friends one YOU WILL SEE
Sarah says – reply to this

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It's a shame that readers are actually taking this hilarious post seriously. He's being SARCASTIC, people! Get with it.
Paty says – reply to this

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PLEASE tell me you´re beign sarcastic!!!!
Tiff says – reply to this

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Perez, were you paid to promote this album????? Sounds fishy!
Lizzy says – reply to this

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Re: tabij –
Perez is using something called sarcasm, he doesn't think it will win a grammy. In fact, he thinks it will be so bad that it will be like the oposite of a grammy winning album…get it?….sarcasm.
jonat says – reply to this

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cant wait
rZa says – reply to this

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could you be a little less sarcastic?
and lil waynes album is hot, if he can be more than a pretty boy, maybe she can too…
Trevo says – reply to this

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I'm actually really excited for it.
Micke says – reply to this

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Yeah, people are waiting for this CD just like people are waiting for Armageddon. I'd wager the same people are waiting for both.
jesus says – reply to this

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i hope that was sarcasm.
’cause i'm not convinced 9 people will buy it.
let alone 900,000.
franc says – reply to this

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ok fuck you perez. Bossy is a really fun song, and this album I expect will be really good.
Naughty_Baby_Harley says – reply to this

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"hotly anticipated"? If that isn't sarcasm, it makes me very, very sad
evann says – reply to this

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uhh this is the first I've heard of it. I do not know ANYONE who wants this album
lezlo says – reply to this

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HORRIBLE HORRIBLE HORRIBLE. WHO THE HELL IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD BUY MUSIC FROM LINDSAY LOHAN!? SHE CAN HIRE ANY OF THE TOP PRODUCERS SHE WANTS SHE STILL CANT SING. WHAT A WASTE. GO BACK TO REHAB FOR A NICE VACAY. GROSS.
blah says – reply to this

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You have to be kidding. Sarcasm, right???? who is looking forward to this album? I didn't think anyone bought the other ones.
Nader says – reply to this

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Last night I dreamt about fish, then I had fish for dinner!
off t says – reply to this

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it's funny how Lindsay and Jane Fonda got cast together for a film that turned out apparently pretty disastrous with Jane being the older/wiser advice-giver. The same part that Lindsay will play when (God willing!) she reaches Jane's age. But Lindsay is no more controversial than Fonda was when she was making bad films at Lindsay's age.
sucke says – reply to this

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it's going to suck soooooooooooo baaaaaaaad .
might even be her silly sisters voice . hahahaaa
i won't buy , don't even want to hear it .
actor says – reply to this

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actors or so called actors should NOT try to be singers

and so called SINGERS showuld not try to be actors , same goes for models
should not try to sing or act and
soccer players should not try to act or sing…………
it's too much for all their tiny brains to compute .
ahaha says – reply to this

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too bad she cannot sing or act.
maybe she be a shop girl or go flip burgers .
joke says – reply to this

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this has to be a joke.
she is a bad actress, a good liar and a good drinker and drug taker.
forget about the singing and acting.
go back to nyc and stay there with mummy and the other want to be actors and singers in that hillbilly family .
naria says – reply to this

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I FEEL LIKE PHARRELL WILLIAMS WILL DO ANYBODYS ALBUM, AND EVERYBODYS. I WANT TO HEAR HER WITH SOMEONE WHO IS FRESH AND NEW! ILL PASS………
rocrmom94 says – reply to this

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I miss seeing her on the big screen.
Don says – reply to this

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Re: tabij – How can u let sarcasm fly that high over your head?
Harri says – reply to this

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ISSSSSHHHH FISSSSSSHHHHH!
HateL says – reply to this

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To:Lorelei Lee- You Are A Racist Fuck head!
LEZNO says – reply to this

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DYKE
DYKE
DYKE
DYKE
DYKE
%#@! says – reply to this

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highly anticipated grammy award winning ROFLMAO
RbEni says – reply to this

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i hope ur joking! there is no way in hell she is going to outdo LIL WAYNE!
hECTO says – reply to this

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She's pretty awesome!!!
Phili says – reply to this

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i really hope your joking
Angie says – reply to this

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cant wait~~~~~
i luv bossy
lilo cmon give us the best album
gtr says – reply to this

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Lindsay had a terrible case of warts. She is devasted and as her doctor I don't want you to repeat this to anyone. She is with her new friend because she needs to step away from her former lifestyle and her words,"Chill, have some lesbian sex,go shopping,act,and sing" She will return to cock soon, this is just a phase.Dr Rand Pink said the warts were lasered and she is doing just fine.Some misfortune did occur when many of her freckles were taken off by mistake so she had to then have red freckles tattooed on her inner thigh because they could not find a body double for her film being released in the Fall,Beach Blanket Gang Bang. The movie also stars her mother who goes by the name CreamFace for this role. Her little sister worked behind the scenes for this film as a fluffer
Jazmy says – reply to this

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Perez did they pay you to say nice
things about Lezlo's album?
sara says – reply to this

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she had two other albums out? who knew?
Paul says – reply to this

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PLEASE TELL ME YOUR JOKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joe L says – reply to this

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I AM BEYOND EXCITED ABOUT THIS ALBUM! I HAVE BEEN WAITING SOOO LONG FOR THIS! I LOVE LINDSAY'S MUSIC SOO MUCH!
carol says – reply to this

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Perez, I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or serious? Or you just spreading some good PR because LezLo's people are filling your pocket with some Sapphic change? Or cause that's the actual word on the street? It's hard to tell with you these days…
edwii says – reply to this

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ii LLL♥vvvveeeee her!!!
Oogac says – reply to this

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She already looks like a 39-year-old tranny. It took Liz Taylor a hundred and sixteen years to look this turned-out "mature."
Roseb says – reply to this

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wow, the album we've been waiting for? um, has anyone forgotten that she has zero talent? She cant sing, she cant act, she's just another pretty face with nothing else going for her. Lame, I'd buy her album when hell freezes over.
Roseb says – reply to this

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no talent hack
Judy says – reply to this

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You're kidding, right Perez?