This Is Not A Joke

Filed under: Personally Perez > Azis

Perez appeared live via satellite on Azis's TV show this week.

The Gossip Gangstar in Bulgaria!

International, bbs. Internacional.

CLICK HERE to check out a clip from our chat!

    Posted: Jun 26, 2008 at 3:10 pm / Email this  »

    94 comments to “This Is Not A Joke”

    1. sole says – reply to this


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      primerrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaa

    2. r says – reply to this


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      Mmm hmmm….

    3. s says – reply to this


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      I love the shameless self promoting
      you keep kickin Perez

    4. j*daw says – reply to this


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      way to go!

    5. yo says – reply to this


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      sped

    6. Nicki says – reply to this


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      Damn, you look like shit! Your ass is balding!!!

    7. SOPHI says – reply to this


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      ace, love ya perez!

    8. andre says – reply to this


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      YAY!

    9. hahah says – reply to this


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      someone's going bald!!

    10. LisaE says – reply to this


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      'PRIVATE PRACTICE' IS AN AMAZING SHOW!

    11. hmm says – reply to this


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      ARE YOU GOING BALD, PEREZ???

    12. LaDiv says – reply to this


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      You rock Perez.

    13. Alec says – reply to this


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      That was so cooooool,however I am not quite sure whether Azis really knows who Perez is…whatever,it was good;)

    14. o.k. says – reply to this


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      Hey Perez, I normally rag on you–i.e. call you a pig, homo, buttboy, worthless, a drain on society, a loser, fat, pathetic, etc. etc. But actually you seem like a nice guy away from this "celebrity" existence. You're o.k. Perez. Keep doing what you're doing buddy.

    15. meme says – reply to this


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      its too hard to understand….. too many people talking at once
      u look cute tho!!!
      skinny ;)

    16. FOREH says – reply to this


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      hahahahahahahah omg your forehead is huge , are you balding hahahhaha

      i really don't care who you're talking to i come here to read the latest news you are so kind to collect for us

    17. Mona says – reply to this


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      I love Azis!! What a hoot to see Perez on Aziz's show.

      Me thinks Perez should go to Bulgaria for a visit.

      BTW Perez, you are really looking thin. Now don't get too thin, honey.

    18. Rev J says – reply to this


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      this remind's me of the time I took this big dump and I had to get my camera to take a picture of it because I knew nobody would believe me and then I used it as a screen saver and titled it mario/perez hilton. I know this sound's stupid but it's about as stupid as this website and everybody that's argues on it like a bunch of 3rd grader's. this is exactly why I make up a bunch of stupid storie's and post them on this rediculous website that's run by a fat fag that I went to school with and know very well, he just doesn't know it's me but I alway's include clues hoping he might figure it out, now that would be funny. by the way mario, use spell check for now on because you sound really dumb. I thought you were smarter than you appear because we did go to a descent school.

    19. KateW says – reply to this


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      Christ alive, Mario, you're fucking elderly.

    20. Marky says – reply to this


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      Yes, you are a joke Mario. Your self-promotion knows no limits, unlike your talents which do.

    21. zoe says – reply to this


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      Rev J.
      Your English grammar and spelling is atrocious. You are some nobody who is jealous of Mario. Go Fuck off…Wierdo.

    22. Meesh says – reply to this


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      I love you perez, but it looks like you are going to have the star-jones thing going on where your head looks big because of all of the weight loss and your neck is skinny. Almost bobble-head-ish. But you are fabulous none-the-less and kudos for loosing weight

    23. Megan says – reply to this


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      Perez, babe, when did you start going BALD???

    24. umm says – reply to this


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      what?

    25. jAMIE says – reply to this


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      PEREZ…. CLOSE YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU ARE LISTENING… IT MAKES YOU LOOK SILLY.

    26. hap says – reply to this


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      Perez, you're going bald!!

      OMG, not a good look/… u should shave ur head

    27. w boy says – reply to this


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      close your mouth you fat fag

    28. (:-) says – reply to this


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      Looking good Perez, Okay, you're losing your hair but the weight you have taken off more then makes up for it. With the weight coming off, you can see you have a nice face, hair or no hair.

    29. Stef says – reply to this


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      Just a few corrections. I think Perez meant:

      "The self-proclaimed Gossip Gangstar in Bulgaria!" (The Gossip Gangstar in Bulgaria!)

      and

      "International, B.S. Internacional." (International, bbs. Internacional.)

      Now, I'm sorry but French is my first language so, how do you say "You're so fuckin' full of shit, Perez!" in English?

    30. rev says – reply to this


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      hey zoe, you must be a single white female that weights about 400 lbs and wishes you had a vagina as tight as marios

    31. kornd says – reply to this


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      where is bulgraia

    32. mistl says – reply to this


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      It's so cooool!!! Azis is a biggest star in Bulgaria.He is a phenomenon.He really knows what is the real show and he really makes show on the stage,in his songs,in his tv-show and in his life …. :) :* We loove ya Azisssssss !!!!!! :*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*

    33. mario says – reply to this


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      please don't defend me zoe because you make me look as stupid as you do. I think the rev was right about your weight too.

    34. JHR says – reply to this


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      You're going bald - shave your head.

    35. justi says – reply to this


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      I think zoe is a fat pig too. she acts like she know's mario personnaly. get a life pig.

    36. baldy says – reply to this


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      wow! you're really balding!!!!

    37. kasey says – reply to this


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      Re: Rev J – That was hilarious. Keep the funny stories coming, buddy.

    38. jeff says – reply to this


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      I think zoe is a kiss asss pig too



    39. 39

      what the fuck are you going to do about your receding hair?!!???? You are losing it really quick for a 30 year old…..

    40. lana says – reply to this


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      perez, u'r balding!!!!!!! oh no!!!



    41. 41

      AZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSS!!!!!!

    42. gordi says – reply to this


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      big kisses from bulgaria!!!

    43. rev says – reply to this


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      thank you kasey. zoe is just an uptight bitch. by the way my squirell just laid anotherclutch of egg's so when they hatch I will send you a little squirell hatchling

    44. Bulgy says – reply to this


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      i didn't know your moms waz Bulgarian. Wax girl, wax!



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      Re: Rev J

      Actually, it's 'decent' not descent. Why don't YOU use spell check, Dickhead.

    46. LkAtU says – reply to this


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      What a couple of tranny messes. Time to get a Britney weave Perez. It's terrible to be fat and bald.

    47. rev says – reply to this


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      hey flangie nopants, I don't have spell check on this program because this is a private government computer system and we are not allowed to make mistake's which equals no spell check for me. yall know what I meen anyway's.

    48. Stef says – reply to this


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      Re: rev
      "this is a private government computer system and we are not allowed to make mistake's"

      And now we know what our tax money is spent on — paying people who can't spell to visit blog sites on office equipement.

    49. toony says – reply to this


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      OMG so funny! I loooove Azis!!!! You have to go to Bulgaria and hand out, or better yet bring him to Hollywood!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    50. ANNA says – reply to this


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      perez you have lost some weight and it really shows but it's the first time i see you balding.there's so many things u can do about that.there are a lot of cosmetics for baldness(u can find the best in drug stores).so many people have this problem but when you're young you can stop it and look much better.

    51. Borin says – reply to this


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      If you're going to show Azis, bring on the nasty pee pee shots. That is the only reason I know who he/she is!



    52. 52

      LOVE LOVE LOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooVE HER!!!!!!!

      OMG Perez - you bitch you were on her show……that is wickedly awesome!!!



    53. 53

      WHAT??

    54. m says – reply to this


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      wow.. you're balding very badly.



    55. 55

      You look like you're balding, Perez. HAHA

    56. Errr says – reply to this


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      In Bulgaria, they probably have the "Running of the Jews" like in Borat, the movie. You think I kid?

    57. :)me( says – reply to this


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      perez,!
      what the hell did yu do to yur hair??! it looks like a grayish old man color and you have a receding hairline look (kinda looks like the dracula hair thing), and then the stubble???? ughkkl,change it plz! your not looking super fierce.
      sry..=0

    58. Jan says – reply to this


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      I had somebody close to me translate that Perez. That whore of a translator was lying to you. "She" said:

      She has a 300 mule that wants to fist you with a cloven hoof
      She wants to rub elderberry jam on your balding pate
      You stole Teddy's name from a housewife fan
      TMZ sucks

    59. Kasey says – reply to this


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      Re: rev – No problem Rev. I always enjoy reading your comments.

    60. Vix says – reply to this


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      I love love love Azis. Interesting he had you on there. Can't believe you didn't tell us that was coming up! Freakn Azis is THE MAN!!! And I love how he's so comfortable with himself. It was a bit of an awkward interview but I guess it WOULD be awkward if it was done via webcam and there was a less than enthusiastic interpreter :S

    61. Georg says – reply to this


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      "the most smashing party u been to lately??"….

      LMAO.. Your 30th!!! BDAY!!! wow add to the lamefest…. IN MARCH… well the queen of gossip is gettin much love from his supposably a-lister buds bash's…. hmmm .. pooor perez… no wonder he needs to down celebs with talent and successful careeers.. his 15 .. is gone and out! pce rez!!! The people have spoken.. offf with the queens head LMAO

    62. Anna says – reply to this


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      Totally awesome! You rock Perez!

    63. mili- says – reply to this


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      Perezyou were great! I hope you really do get to visit Azis in Bulgaria! You will have tons of fun over there! Bugaria loooveeeesss you Perez!!!! :) ))))

    64. s to says – reply to this


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      "eyeee lufff ju pehhhrrriss!!!!"
      lool goodstuff.

    65. Gia says – reply to this


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      You go perez! Rock on w/ your bad self! We all love ya!



    66. 66

      so much for slaggin off brendan fraser….ur going baldy urself batman!

    67. Blond says – reply to this


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      I love you to death Perez, but Azis is so crazy he actually makes you seem 100% straight!
      Are you sure you don't have a wife and 3 kids somewhere in Connecticut?
      Bx

    68. Shane says – reply to this


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      OMG

      Perez is going bald

      that is one of the worst thing that could happen to one of us fags yikes



    69. 69

      No thanks I'll just read the comments!

    70. Cecil says – reply to this


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      PEREZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!! YOU´RE HUGE HERE IN BRAZIL, COME VISIT US ANIYTIME SOON…XOXO

    71. heehe says – reply to this


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      he's big in Bulgaria.

    72. mila says – reply to this


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      omg, omg omg!!!!! you lucky bitch. Kakva kismet!!!! Obicham Azis! Mnogo mi lipsva Bulgaria!! What luck! I love Azis! I miss Bulgaria!!! I have to get my hands on the Azis show. Do you want help translating what he said after you went off?? I'm so jealous!

    73. mila says – reply to this


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      Re: Errr – Actually Bulgaria is one of the only countries that stood up to the Germans and saved their jews from the holocaust. Take a history lesson. And Borat was made for idiots like you to expose people's ignorance.



    74. 74

      Re: rev
      The more you need spell check, idiot, means lack of education. Brag all you like about going to a 'descent' school with Perez. How often did you attend 'cos you spell like the third graders you were talking about. YOU ARE THICK AS SHIT AND PROBABLY ATTENDED SPECIAL NEEDS OR TITLE 1 CLASSES JUDGING FROM YOUR POSTS. TWAT.

    75. your says – reply to this


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      hahahaha love how you make fun of a lot of guys on here for balding and that is just what your doing…sucks dude

    76. L says – reply to this


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      I used to live in Bulgaria and I can't believe Azis is making waves here…! As they used to say on Jem, "Outrageous!"

      If you bring Azis to NYC, I will be there front row, hoping he's oiled up his thighs and ass in his red corset, red stilettos, and red sequined visor. "Tochna Sega!!!!"

    77. nunya says – reply to this


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      You look pretty slack jaw there. close your mouth!! sheesh!

      Also.. way to dress up

    78. casey says – reply to this


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      OMG so cool! I'm a huge Azis fan! Don'y you wonder what they were saying about you after the translation stopped lol!

    79. ohple says – reply to this


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      That was awesome! i can't believe Azis has his own show, i would love to see more

    80. Bald says – reply to this


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      WOAH!!!!!!!! PigFace is going BALD !!!!!!!! HIS FOREHEAD LOOKS LIKE A JET RUNWAY !

    81. poli says – reply to this


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      subtitles?

      perez you rock!! loves it!!

    82. bulga says – reply to this


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      I DONT BELIEVE THAT YOU WERE TALKING TO AZIS! THATS AMAZING!! IM BULGARIAN, AND I LIVE IN AMERICA. TO BE ABLE TO SEE AZIS WHILE VISITING YOUR WEBSITE IS AMAZING! THANK YOU PEREZZ!! YOU GUYS BETTER DO IT AGAIN NEXT MONTH! ILL BE WAITING

    83. Marga says – reply to this


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      go to hairdresser,perez.you need some changes:))

    84. Juice says – reply to this


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      PEREZ YOU'RE LOSING YOUR HAIR ! TAKE FINASTERID !!!

    85. Mike- says – reply to this


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      Perez, i'M A HUGE FAN WITH A HUGE COCK, don't see what that has to wit hanything.

      but you look horrible in Azis' show! you look like an old pasty white dude…..kinda like a creepy child molester, or some run of the mill american.

      and also ttoally turned off by your awkward, condescending tone towards Azis' and his show… you're talking to Azis like he's retarded. He is not…. he is foreign but not retarded.

    86. asha says – reply to this


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      aww perez i love your smile, you're sooo sweet. but is your hairline receding?

    87. Porti says – reply to this


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      Wow.. P-Nasty you look fabulous.. Not that you weren't looking fabulous before.. But you look alot thinner and you seem alot more comfortable. Keep up the awsome work.. I love your website, clothing and everything else you do.. you keep it real and nasty boo boo. Your a ghetto fab-u-lous DIVA..

    88. Pelon says – reply to this


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      Don't know which is goingfaster…your hair loss, or your fan base. Karma will start to snow-ball now. Pay back's a bitch!

    89. Jen says – reply to this


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      I wanted to tell you that you look great! Congrat's on your weight loss! Keep up the hard work!

    90. Maddi says – reply to this


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      Thanks for posting this Perez! I LOVE me some Azis. He's the ultimate singer and talk show hostess.

    91. meUK says – reply to this


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      Re: Alec – yes he does, he is far from stupid and uninformed, I also watched the clip and I am Bulgarian

    92. Lija says – reply to this


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      Азис! Ја те волим! Питај га да иде у Америку, молим те Перез!!!!!!!

      Azis……….Mnogo žena nisu tako vesele…..jer tvoj šminka je najlepša

    93. Petya says – reply to this


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      Bravooo Azis, very good :)

    94. Petya says – reply to this


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      The New Azis song is very hot, Parez look vidio in "you tube"
      Azis & Malina - Nai krasivata ( The most beautiful )