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White Boys Can't Dance

Filed under: Music Minute


Dave Matthews attempted to do a little dance for his encore with the Dave Matthews Band at the Comcast Center in Mansfield, MA, on Wednesday.

The results???

HIGHlarious!

CLICK HERE to watch Dave do his dance.



468 comments to “White Boys Can't Dance”

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  1. Melan says – reply to this


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    AHHH Dave made it on Perez!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm in heaven!

  2. b says – reply to this


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    ooh!

  3. lvoer says – reply to this


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    haha has-been

  4. David says – reply to this


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    First Bitches!!!

  5. Melan says – reply to this


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    And I'd hate to be gay but damn I got the first post on it too. I am officially a loooser. Dave Matthews can white boy dance all he wants!

  6. adri says – reply to this


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    whaqt a dork

  7. fag says – reply to this


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    PEREZ IS MEAN AND DESTROYS PEOPLE'S LIVES AND IS GOING TO HELL! HIS MOM SHOULD BE ASHAMED TO HAVE A SON LIKE HIM! PEREZ IS MEAN AND DESTROYS PEOPLE'S LIVES AND IS GOING TO HELL! HIS MOM SHOULD BE ASHAMED TO HAVE A SON LIKE HIM! PEREZ IS MEAN AND DESTROYS PEOPLE'S LIVES AND IS GOING TO HELL! HIS MOM SHOULD BE ASHAMED TO HAVE A SON LIKE HIM! PEREZ IS MEAN AND DESTROYS PEOPLE'S LIVES AND IS GOING TO HELL! HIS MOM SHOULD BE ASHAMED TO HAVE A SON LIKE HIM! PEREZ IS MEAN AND DESTROYS PEOPLE'S LIVES AND IS GOING TO HELL! HIS MOM SHOULD BE ASHAMED TO HAVE A SON LIKE HIM!

  8. Jstar says – reply to this


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    Top 50! HA that's funny!



  9. 9

    Guess he was just being himself again… thank you.

  10. yep says – reply to this


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    I have heard that Sly Stone has a bad temper. I'd like to see him kick Dave's ass, haha!

  11. erin says – reply to this


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    Who cares if he "can't dance". How ’bout you listen to the lyrics and think about what you are judging. That's not cool Perez. He was in the moment and having fun. Relax man and let him be.

  12. stef says – reply to this


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    first

  13. Kayou says – reply to this


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    FIRST!

  14. hahah says – reply to this


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    hahahaha



  15. 15

    Aww, he's so cute…when he's not dumping shyte off bridges! lol

  16. bec says – reply to this


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    What the hell is he doing?

  17. hewhe says – reply to this


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    perez is online now..HELLO

  18. coolb says – reply to this


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    who is dave matthews? he isn't famous in the uk

  19. Sachl says – reply to this


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    He doesn't have to know how to dance. He's Dave Motherfucking Matthews!

  20. Krist says – reply to this


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    That's so funny! I

  21. c says – reply to this


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    hell yes i was there and i saw him dance and he CAN dance! it was amazing ur just jealous (which u should be BEST CONCERT EVER)

  22. davem says – reply to this


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    i fucking love dave matthew….rock on!

  23. Brit says – reply to this


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    Fucking terrible! Who are these clowns?????

  24. Abbey says – reply to this


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    Whatever Dave Matthews is awesome and can dance all he wants.

  25. katie says – reply to this


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    I find it ironic you are making fun of this man while he is singing a song about accepting him for who he is.

  26. Amy says – reply to this


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    I thought he looked cute… I loved his moves.

  27. DaveF says – reply to this


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    I love dave mathews and that video is exactly why. Not only does he write his own songs from the heart, he doesn't care what people think! That is why I love him!!!!!!

  28. vanes says – reply to this


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    thanx perez ;)

  29. Whate says – reply to this


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    WHO??? Never heard of them!!

  30. skubi says – reply to this


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    yes we agree we're not the best dancers……but we do all the best fuck on www.skeetube.com. all the best porn i've seen on skeetube involve thick cock white guys!!!

  31. Rick says – reply to this


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    HAHAHAH I WAS AT THAT SHOW!!!!!

    Although I don't remember that, I was pretty hammered.

    … now I wish I saw that part :i

  32. Kathr says – reply to this


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    He's a sexy bitch…no matter what he does

  33. yo mo says – reply to this


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    dave matthews can dance however he wants…he's the man

  34. Lilly says – reply to this


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    He can dance stupid all he wants - I would still bang him.

  35. MaRi says – reply to this


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    Let Me Show This Fine White Boy MY HIP MOVES lol



  36. 36

    He dance like Tina Chen LOL

  37. Me says – reply to this


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    Do you think Dave may be gay? He was pretty convincing when he was on "I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry". My brother even asked me if Dave was really gay………..cuz I'm a gossip princess who is addicted to the Queen of Gossip and Queen of All Media.

  38. Um. says – reply to this


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    I'm pretty sure Dave Matthews and his millions of fans/dollars don't care about what a purple-haired douche say about his dancing. At least "15 minutes of fame" doesn't mean anything to Dave.. right, Perez?

  39. DJB says – reply to this


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    At the end he looks like GROVER on Sesame Street!!! LOLOLOL

  40. LIZ R says – reply to this


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    HE DID THIS IN HARTFORD, CT AS WELL. DEFINITELY THE HIGHLIGHT OF THE NIGHT!!!!!!

  41. elle says – reply to this


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    whatever Perez!!! he is awesome & living in the moment and having fun - you must be jealous because you will never have an encore - sorry but ye u need to find better and more relevent things about juicy celeb gossip - i read everything u post here about an hour before its posted on your site . Pretty lame don't cha think??? AND DAVE MATHEW'S IS AWESOME!!!!

  42. Anast says – reply to this


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    I'll be the first to talk shit about Dave Matthews, but come on. The man was having a good time on stage. PHISH REUNION IS ON BITCHEZ!

  43. Ashle says – reply to this


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    I think that was sort of the point…

  44. Kat says – reply to this


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    I was at the show last night. He did the same thing in Saratoga last Saturday. I've been to a bunch of DMB shows, Dave goes crazy with the footwork, but normally doesn't put his guitar down. I think its awesome.

  45. Dave says – reply to this


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    Thats great…….Dave is funny with those dances, but he was probably drunk here like he normally is…lol

  46. JF says – reply to this


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    1) The dance was cute. 2) When one has as much talent (and money) as he does, he can dance any way he wants without caring what some second-rate writer-commentator has to say. 3) I would LOVE to see you attempt to dance. Now THAT would be worthy of posting on your blog and reading all the subsequent humiliating posts!

  47. Jho says – reply to this


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    Dave is HOOOOTTT! And his fine ass can dance all freakin' day if he wants. Damn, I'd do him!

  48. jjbea says – reply to this


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    oh for crap's sake..he is just having some fun!

  49. ESMER says – reply to this


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    IT'S DAVE MATTHEWS….HE CAN DO WHATEVER HE WANTS!!! I LOVE THAT MAN AND HIS DANCING!!!!

  50. brand says – reply to this


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    Don't be dissin' Dave punk Ass!!!

  51. hater says – reply to this


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    why is it ok to make a joke about "white boys?" Why is it ok to be racist against whites?

  52. Robin says – reply to this


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    Dave always dances like that……….that's what makes him great!

  53. Rapun says – reply to this


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    Ahhhh!!! My favorite! I can't believe he is on here. God I love that band.

  54. Mandy says – reply to this


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    wow this made my day!

  55. Jenni says – reply to this


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    Ok he's totally doing the signature gay dance!

  56. Popsi says – reply to this


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    Ed Grimley Lives!

  57. Court says – reply to this


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    He played that same encore and did that same silly dance at the Toronto concert, and it NEVER gets old! so silly! :)

  58. lol says – reply to this


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    Al Gore….watch him. All white in that man.

  59. racis says – reply to this


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    thats not a racist remark

  60. K says – reply to this


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    Aww Dave!! Did anyone hear him perform "Money" by Pink Floyd on this tour yet? Amaaaazing!! =)

  61. Brook says – reply to this


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    Yes!!!! Dave Matthews is a ROCK GOD!

  62. E says – reply to this


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    I love Dave and his dancing! Rock on Dave :)

  63. YUP says – reply to this


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    Shut it..you DID make me day.

    *stomping off and pouting* if you don't believe me that's YOUR FAULT. HAH

  64. ash says – reply to this


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    Seriously…. Lay off Dave. Everyone else in hollywood is fair game.

  65. E says – reply to this


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    Thank you Perez for posting about Dave! LOVE YOU DAVE!

  66. HotLa says – reply to this


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    Those muthafuckas can't fuck either. Boring as hell in bed.

  67. dmb41 says – reply to this


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    Pssshh what do you know fat boy.. let's see you bust a move and look sexy as hell while doing it. Dave Rocks My Socks!

  68. Kate says – reply to this


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    I was there, it was hilarious and it was even more entertaining with a little bit of substance imbibed :-D

  69. Grey says – reply to this


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    Ummm…….that IS Dave Matthews' dance. That is no attempt, sir.

    YOU are obviously not a fan.

    Those of us who are, LOVE the Dave dance. :)

    Thank you for making my day just posting that.

  70. Danci says – reply to this


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    Re: ArizonaLioness

    He wasn't even on that bus, you should get your story straight.

  71. Yup says – reply to this


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    Does it matter how he dances or if he's gay? He's very talented. Who fucking cares?????

  72. DMBFa says – reply to this


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    Sorry its not some lame ass dick sucking DJ behind a turntable spinning someone elses music while pumping his fists.
    This is what Dave does and anyone whos been to a concert will tell you hes just fuckin around to get the crowd into it.

    You really are so out of touch with the real world. Get AIDS and die like the rest of you people.

  73. funny says – reply to this


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    #35 lol me 2!

  74. FukDV says – reply to this


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    *'
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    Dave and his amangement have destroyed Charlottesville.
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  75. j says – reply to this


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    I LOVE DAVE!!! After seeing him tons of times live, I think this is the most I've ever seen him move!

    Loves it!!!

  76. Carly says – reply to this


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    It's obvious to me that Perez is not a DMB fan and has not been to a show or he would know that the Dave's little dance is a part of what fans love most about him and the show. Can't wait till August, 2 Texas shows!!

  77. DMBFa says – reply to this


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    Sorry its not some lame ass d*ck sucking DJ behind a turntable spinning someone elses music while pumping his fists.
    This is what Dave does and anyone whos been to a concert will tell you hes just fuckin around to get the crowd into it.

    You really are so out of touch with the real world. Get AIDS and die like the rest of you people.

  78. karen says – reply to this


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    Well…. He is better then Obama and Oprah combined!

  79. lol says – reply to this


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    Rambova? AZlioness…I noes your evil wayz. Hmmmmm

  80. Jen says – reply to this


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    I see nothing wrong with that.

  81. Liv says – reply to this


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    Looks like a rockin time

  82. cait says – reply to this


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    whatever, dave is fucking awesome.

  83. Mel says – reply to this


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    Um, I don't really get it. Dave is a white boy from Virginia. How is he supposed to dance? Like Michael Jackson?
    I think sometimes Perez picks the stupidest shit to bitch about. This is no exception. Let's see you dance Perez.

  84. Brook says – reply to this


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    I got no problem with that. Everyone should check out a DMB show at least once in their lifetime.

  85. perez says – reply to this


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    Why do these losers feel it necessary to come on this blog and judge the guy? If you don't like Perez-simple, don't fucking read it! Yay! everybody happy! As it is, this is HILARIOUS and I'm forwarding it to all. Thanks Mario! You rock!! All joy and good wishes to you!!

  86. What says – reply to this


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    That's not dancing; that's how he scratches his herpes sores!!
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    BBBOOOOORRRRRIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGG

  87. produ says – reply to this


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    White boys CAN dance, check out some Barenaked Ladies doing their encore!

  88. jesse says – reply to this


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    Dude, Dave is the SHIT! I've seen them 15 times and he always dance's around like that. He's having a good time, go with it.

  89. Cindy says – reply to this


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    i love you perez but Dave has been dancing like that FOREVER. DMB is one of the best bands ever and when he gets down like that the crowd goes wild. Kuddos for having them on your page though, too bad it wasnt for something positive that they do.

  90. NOYB says – reply to this


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    Of all the videos of Dave doing his TYFLMBN dance on this tour, you picked the worst! You'll find a lot better versions on YouTube, especially Hartford Night 2, that show him having a blast w/ his band and fans. The guys in his 40's…the man can dance…and has never taken himself very seriously. I

  91. Nacal says – reply to this


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    Dave Matthews is the man!!! He can dance any way he wants - I love it!!!

  92. Rosie says – reply to this


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    DAVE is great! WE LOVE YOU DAVE! My sister Ivy love you more!!!!



  93. 93

    I FUCKING LOVE DAVE MATTHEWS BAND. One thing you need to know about Dave is, he doesn't ATTEMPT to do a dance, he does a dance. His concerts are absolutely out of this world and the best fucking time you will ever have. Just the energy you see in that dance should be enough said!!!!!!!!!!!

  94. merce says – reply to this


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    hes dave matthews. a musical genius. he can do whatever he wants

  95. Liz says – reply to this


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    Dave is the shit…. Perez I love you, but how can you hate on Dave?

  96. DAVE says – reply to this


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    This man has more talent in his little finger than most. His "dances" always make me laugh and when he does break 'em out, they're often one of the highlight of the show. Dave and the band put on one of the best live shows out there…dancing is necessary.

  97. Taylo says – reply to this


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    Dave Matthews is one of the most talented musicians worldwide. The band has been around forever and are still greatly loved by their fans. Dave can dance as stupid as he wants.

    I'm a bit disappointed I didnt get to see his funny dance at the Toronto, Canada concert.



  98. 98

    Fantastic! See you in Phoenix DAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  99. Krist says – reply to this


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    That is part of Dave's charm. Any fan knows that. ;)

  100. Lover says – reply to this


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    I love Dave Matthews (and his band). So happy they're on here, because HAH, you're making fun of 'em? Precisely why he did that dance. during that song.
    He's fantastic, and I appreciate the fact that he is himself.

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