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Daddy HoHan Reacts To His Own News Of A Bastard Child!

Filed under: Legal Matters > Michael Lohan

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Give him a microphone or a platform and he won't stop yapping!

Michael Lohan released the following statement to TV's Extra, after news broke today, Friday, that he most likely fathered a child while married to Lindsay's drama momma, Dina:

"I met Christie (mother of bastard child) in 1982 in Houston. In 1995, when I was separated from Dina, she contacted me that she was moving to Long Island. She was going through a divorce at the time. I was with her for a week. Years later, while I was in prison, she contacted to me to say she had a paternity test done that revealed the child's father was not her husband. She said I was the only other man she had been with. My lawyers are dealing with this. When we find out the truth we will deal with it in the appropriate manner."

We're told that Lindsay found out about the news of her new sister by reading about it on our website.

Michael didn't even have the decency to tell his kids first.

Ewwwwww!

[Image via WENN.]



109 comments to “Daddy HoHan Reacts To His Own News Of A Bastard Child!”

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  1. 1

    can not wait to see her!

  2. Julia says – reply to this


    2

    Kewlio!!! 1st??

  3. arezo says – reply to this


    3

    FIRST!

  4. DEELI says – reply to this


    4

    WHO REALLY GIVES A FUCK

  5. livin says – reply to this


    5

    bahaha

  6. eva says – reply to this


    6

    haha. first?

  7. lbee says – reply to this


    7

    i think its awful that a child is still referred to as being a 'bastard'. it's 2008….

  8. Ko says – reply to this


    8

    Lindsay's dad is a bastard. My dad also has a bastard child from another woman while married to my mom, too. The woman is a slut because she knew my dad was married and had kids. She wanted to break my family apart.

    As for Michael's "another woman", she's a whore for all I know. Fucking bitch.



  9. 9

    HOW IS THIS NEWS… I MEAN HIM AND HALF ALL MEN

  10. Sarah says – reply to this


    10

    ALL the Lohan's are bastards . . . not just the illegitimate children. Jeesh.

  11. cryst says – reply to this


    11

    aw…it's not her fault she's a bastard kid. can't we just call her "illegitimate"? bastard is so harsh - like no one really asks to be born to poppa lohan.

  12. sylVs says – reply to this


    12

    i am so damn tired so seeing those ugly a$$, freckled up bitches around the web! i seriously HATE ali and LOVE/HATE lindsay…her family sucks BIG time…ugggh!

  13. Lyssi says – reply to this


    13

    Am I the first comment?
    I doubt it but anyway, It is one thing to call him a ho but do you really have to say "bastard child" it wasn't the kids fault.



  14. 14

    wowww like that wasent unlikely

  15. OB says – reply to this


    15

    michael lohan is a fing animal!

  16. punk says – reply to this


    16

    wow perez. i find it quite funny and hypocritical that you label everybody's kids "bastards" EXCEPT OF COURSE angelina jolie's!!! AHOLE!

  17. ANNA says – reply to this


    17

    not first and i think the bastard is somebody else's child.all these paternity test cases are so lame and disgusting espec.when you're married.Poppa Lohan won't have to worry about the child support.Lindsay will pay for him.besides those 2 creeps,him and orange oprah always lived off Lindsay's money.if i was her i'd do the same drugs as she does.

  18. ...lo says – reply to this


    18

    oh that poor family.

  19. jesus says – reply to this


    19

    is the bastard a freckle machine too?
    i would sure hope not.
    ’cause those lindsay n00dz made me wanna kill myself.

  20. Laura says – reply to this


    20

    this shit is golden!! you can't make stuff up like this, i can't believe she read it here first!! Go Perez!



  21. 21

    so are you going to refer to A. Jolie and B. Pitt's children as bastards from now on too? cause they are too.

  22. Marie says – reply to this


    22

    Stop calling the little girl a bastard you fat fucking prick!

  23. punk says – reply to this


    23

    i forgot to mention…. "OR madonnna's kid"! LOL!

  24. Valid says – reply to this


    24

    shouldn't this be called Breaking News?

  25. susan says – reply to this


    25

    hum…..what's next?

  26. Jon says – reply to this


    26

    Poor Lindsay her dad sucks… Love Lindsay excoted for her new movie Labor Pains and new cd coming out in November

  27. Valid says – reply to this


    27

    Re: Kathryn – Yeah, actually, now that you mention it, when do we get to see her???

  28. There says – reply to this


    28

    What About Brangelinas little bastard kids?? It' hollywood, most kids there are born out of wedlock you jerk. They are kids!! I feel much more sorry for your mother having to know that she raised such a biased prick

  29. Mdude says – reply to this


    29

    Can you imagine finding out that your father has a child with another woman by reading Perez's blog? That's even worse than finding out your father died via text message! Michael is an asshole!

  30. Sarah says – reply to this


    30

    I love you Lindsay…

    Your dad needs to get his head on straight!!!

  31. quite says – reply to this


    31

    I grew up without a dad, infact still do not even know who he is. I was called a bastard and it is very hurtful. Please do not call children bastards, it is not their faults. Rude, very rude!

  32. Marit says – reply to this


    32

    You need a correction fat ass. It's Non-Marital Child, not a bastard or not illegitimate. What kind of a liberal are you? Get your talk straight you fat whale.

    Good luck on losing the weight! Looks like it is working! Stay healthy fat boy, I'd be bored without your gossip.

  33. mag says – reply to this


    33

    Perez, good thing Linsey checks your website everyday, otherwise she'd never know what's going on in her family!! LOL!

    I do have to say I feel VERY sorry for this little 13 yr old! What a rude awakening …. just because you're related to these idiots you get to have your life splashed all over the news/tabloids and the fun of having papparazzi chase you everywhere to be the first with a photo!

  34. DM says – reply to this


    34

    perez–can u pls not use the word, "bastard." apparently there's a real girl out there with real feelings. she's not a celeb and never asked for this. but she might read your site. i know u have to be provocative to get people to read u, but have a heart!

  35. jenny says – reply to this


    35

    i like lindsay but her dad is a fucking weirdo. i wonder what the sister looks like!

  36. bree says – reply to this


    36

    whhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? oh snap! they're just as messy as the hogans/bolleas

  37. bree says – reply to this


    37

    i wonder if Lindsay will start taking pictures with this sibling at the Ivy and shopping on 5th ave?

  38. M says – reply to this


    38

    whatever perez, its likely lindsay read this news off of 3 other websites who reported it 2 hours before you did. so full of yourself

  39. @v@ says – reply to this


    39

    Is this saying that the first person he visited was his lawyer, and not his possible daughter? Really? If he ended up not being her father, a nice lunch at a restaurant on him with an ice cream sundae for dessert wouldn't hurt her. Priorities, Mr. Lohan. You don't always have to cover your ass first. It's OK to act human, and then call your freaking lawyer.

  40. kg says – reply to this


    40

    lindsay is sexy..

    i wonder if the new sister will try to get her own show as well.

  41. Cassi says – reply to this


    41

    WOW, I actually like, feel really bad for Dina and ALL the Lohan kids, finding this out online? I mean, hot damn! Have a heart, asshole. Some of these people on here commenting need a reality check too. How can you be so needlessly cruel to someone you've never even met? These people have done nothing personally to you. Who do you think you are, to judge people and say they deserve something like this? Until you personally get to know this people you have no right to say anything about their situation so STFU. I know the Lohans are probably reading this right now and I can't believe the cruelty of having to read this about your family and then getting this horrible comments on top of it.

  42. evie says – reply to this


    42

    you are such a moron Perez, calling a young child a bastard. By the way I read an interview about you saying you used to shit your pants till you were eight.

  43. bre says – reply to this


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    i hope she's way prettier
    than ali..and like, can sing
    and wants to break into showbiz..blahblah

  44. lola says – reply to this


    44

    what the hell is your problem with Lindsay Lohan, you write disgusting things about her and her family, Samantha Ronson and now calling this child a bastard. You will never be loved by a human being Perez that is your problem, have fun sleeping alone.

  45. Donut says – reply to this


    45

    Not surprising. These people are such white trash.

  46. Hyde says – reply to this


    46

    What a scumbag. Poor Linds!!



  47. 47

    Lindsay Lohan likes panocha

  48. Ssht says – reply to this


    48

    Obama, you have efffed everything up so royally! Dude, YOU SUCK! God Bless Hillary Clinton! (Obama's a disgrace.)

  49. Anon says – reply to this


    49

    I actually know how this feels… I hate Lindsay, but I can't make fun of this situation.



  50. 50

    … and I thought my family needed help.

  51. kate says – reply to this


    51

    It really made me sick to read this… is full of anger and frustration… BTW why is it that we never hear anything about your Dad Perezito??? ohhhh right isn't it that you are a bastard child too??? Gosh look at your obnoxious self first before being that "critical" or full of shit… you are not that fantastic or that great…

  52. j-b says – reply to this


    52

    snakeskin boots, bootcut jeans, bastard kids, baseball cap and an overcoat all in one package….T-R-A-S-H. You can smell the booze on his breath and the coke up his nose from twenty years ago. What was he divorced for two weeks from "Dina" before he was spreading his seed?

  53. bitch says – reply to this


    53

    what a stand up guy. Does he know my father????

  54. x says – reply to this


    54

    isn't this guy supposed to be a minister or something? from everything i've heard of him, he sounds like the most immoral person

  55. Haywo says – reply to this


    55

    How much are the tabs going to pay for the first pic? Will she be on the reality show?

  56. perez says – reply to this


    56

    mess sounds nothing like lo u fucking retard

  57. IsItT says – reply to this


    57

    Is there any truth to the rumor that Mr Lohan calls his pee pee (PEREZ) ?

  58. Celeb says – reply to this


    58

    Lindsay i'll make it better baby call me 732-***-7*1* ..lol

  59. e2 says – reply to this


    59

    WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM, CALLING A CHILD A BASTARD??
    Act like you've got SOME sense.

  60. melan says – reply to this


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    MUST the term "bastard child" be used in this day and age……..that term is just so wrong in every way!!!! We are talking about a child. Shame on those who use that term.

  61. Perez says – reply to this


    61

    "Christie (mother of bastard child)" - LMAO

  62. tb says – reply to this


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    Poor Lindsay! That sucks having to find out in such a manner. Lindsay is doing good for herself now so I hope this doesn't hurt her. LOVE YOU LINDZ!!!!!!!

  63. mike says – reply to this


    63

    LOVE YOU LINDSAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  64. mrmor says – reply to this


    64

    bastard, illegitimate, non-marital?? how bout just a kid for the Lord's sake.

  65. EFF U says – reply to this


    65

    It's fucked up for you to refer to her as the "bastard child" asshole. You could say illegitimate. Jerk!

  66. stan says – reply to this


    66

    Perez you suck…

  67. What? says – reply to this


    67

    Re: bitch – You didn't know? He is your father Luke, him and Darth Vadar. LOL

  68. B says – reply to this


    68

    seriously - what is wrong with these people? I mean who says "i found out about my illegitimate kid while i was in prison" they're all nutty

  69. loo says – reply to this


    69

    o calling her a bastard ya fat greasy cuban cunt!!!!

  70. lila says – reply to this


    70

    i love and support lindsay. you are cruel about her relationship with sam- who apparently is good for lindsay. i support that, if it is healthy and makes lindsay healthy. you are becoming so ignorant, perez. it's sad. no wonder half of hollywood hates you. angelina isn't a saint either, and you act like she is. she was sleeping with brad when he was still married.

  71. KIM says – reply to this


    71

    I never ever liked the B-word. You F-word!

  72. Jane says – reply to this


    72

    Quit being mean to MINORS Perez!
    What the Hell is Your problem!?
    Afraid of picking on Someone Your size??

  73. Jane says – reply to this


    73

    Quit being mean to MINORS Perez!
    What the Hell is Your problem!?
    Afraid of picking on Someone Your size??
    I'ts getting very DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!

  74. LINDA says – reply to this


    74

    Stick with the LEZney and SaMANtha Jokes!!!

  75. bst says – reply to this


    75

    The child is not a bastard, Michael Lohan is. Leave the poor child alone, please. Isn't it bad enough if it is truly the offspring of that ass? Does it need to be called names and hounded, too?

  76. Kate says – reply to this


    76

    I'm sorry, but anyone who doesn't feel bad for the Lohan kids has never experienced growing up with dysfunctional parents. I was never sympathetic to Lindsay when she was younger, but the more I learn about her family, the more I'm impressed by the fact that she's still alive. Seriously.

  77. bythe says – reply to this


    77

    dnt know what all the fuss is about!, perez is right, the child really is a bastard! LOL at least its a step up from whoreson(actual word)

  78. audre says – reply to this


    78

    poor linds and ali, take it slow guys, hope this doesnt hurt lindsay's recovery.

    AND BTW Perez is right, the child is a bastard it wasnt concieved by married parents, at least "bastard" is a step up from "whoreson"(ACTUAL WORD)

  79. Britt says – reply to this


    79

    I can't believe this story! how crazy it would be to find out about another sibling….good luck to the family! I love the show!



  80. 80

    Well his priorities seem painfully obvious

  81. perez says – reply to this


    81

    Easy answer…MAURY, MAURY, MAURY…who IS the father?!

  82. Valid says – reply to this


    82

    yeah, I Love You, too, Lindsay. and I always have.

  83. cutie says – reply to this


    83

    what you mean to tell me this dirty low down stuff happens to white folks.. illegitimate kids and drugs and child molesters… omg? i thought it only happen to minorities… hell any fool knows better than that.. they just hide it better.. look at the jamie spears, having a baby young and unmarried, but oh that only happens to black girls .. BULLSHYT!!!!!!

  84. dg says – reply to this


    84

    This cracker is crazy, if i may say so myself. In fact let's all call him 'the crazy cracker' from now on.

  85. Fluff says – reply to this


    85

    You're a cruel man..to call a baby who had no choice a bastard..get into the 21st century..

  86. Kiki says – reply to this


    86

    Who uses the word "bastard" to describe a child born out of wedlock these days? With the institution of marriage on the decline, an increasing number of children are born to parents who are not married. Some don't feel the need to prove their relationship and commitment with a piece of paper, and some would be single parents. Do we then label their children some archaic term like a bastard? Attitudes have changed. For someone who so often gets himself all in a sweat about discrimination (mainly when it's aimed at gay males), you sure do act like a hypocrite. In fact, a large percentage of kids born to the "celebs" you suck up to on a daily basis are bastards, including the kids of Ms Jolie and Mr Pitt, whom you called "perfect" the other day. You are so hyper-critical and rude about some people, yet expect all to accept your over the top gay persona without comment. Calling innocent kids bastards is just so distasteful regardless of who their parents are. Grow up, or at least be consistent in the way you treat people if that's not possible.



  87. 87

    Uh only Perez would think it's a big deal if a child is born out of marriage :\



  88. 88

    I have a child by him, too. Nothing I'm proud of. But I do plan to board the family gravy train to stardom and $$$.



  89. 89

    im not suprised. those dirty bastards.

  90. Mmk says – reply to this


    90

    Perez, Lindsay really reads your site even with all the horrible stuff you say about her girlfriend Samantha Ronson, calling her SaMAN and saying she should smoke herself to death, etc.? Is Lindsay a masochist wtf.

    I do feel kind of bad for Lindsay. Her parents continue to be crazy, desperate, hot messes that just can't stop talking to the media. Why she continues to associate with them I have no idea, so good luck, Lindsay.

  91. STOP says – reply to this


    91

    Mario , Perez.. what the fuck ever,
    You talk a lot of shit for a [erson who gets up in arms about descrimination against gays. LEAVE the girl ALONE. She has done nothing to deserve this. In this day and age people are more likely to be born OUT of Wedlock than in it.
    JUST ANOTHER REASON WHY PEREZ SUCKS!!!!!

  92. WhatW says – reply to this


    92

    All of Perez's insecurities seem to come out when he's talking about the Lohans.

    Self-loathing homosexual? Check.

    Shame about his own familial situation? Check.

    It's a good thing the Lohans aren't Hispanic, or we could find out how much he hates racial minorities, too.

  93. Blunt says – reply to this


    93

    Ohhhh, this Michael Lohan is such an asshole. And the mother is so clueless. I feel so sorry for the children. Look at poor Lindsay, she's so beautiful but so lost. I wish she were my girlfriend. She needs a lot of love to get out of this mess.

  94. Jules says – reply to this


    94

    Re: Kiki – I agree. Perez is ignorant for using such a word to describe this litte girl.

  95. Cami says – reply to this


    95

    Is anyone really surprised?
    Check out His confused druggy daughter LEZney! LEZho!

  96. EP says – reply to this


    96

    Shame on you Michael.
    I seriously doubt about what you wrote about this blog, Perez.

  97. bre says – reply to this


    97

    He should be neutered

  98. liar! says – reply to this


    98

    Poor Lindsay! How embarrassing! My father also fathered a bastard child while married to my mother. He used the SAME "we were separated at the time" bullshit excuse when in fact they weren't. Michael Lohan is a liar!

  99. hobie says – reply to this


    99

    It is really mean that you keep referring to her as "the bastard child", a term that is incredibly outdated and might be construed as offensive. This child did not ask to be born to unwed parents and to a father who was already married to another woman. Lay off her and stick to calling Mr. Lohan out for the scab that he is.

  100. eww says – reply to this


    100

    Lindsay's father is such a lying sack of shit. He probably made her gay. Watch asshole Lohan will be on tv preaching about forgiveness. Lindsay should never trust this loser. He'll only let her down.

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