Daddy HoHan Reacts To His Own News Of A Bastard Child!
Filed under: Legal Matters > Michael Lohan
Give him a microphone or a platform and he won't stop yapping!
Michael Lohan released the following statement to TV's Extra, after news broke today, Friday, that he most likely fathered a child while married to Lindsay's drama momma, Dina:
"I met Christie (mother of bastard child) in 1982 in Houston. In 1995, when I was separated from Dina, she contacted me that she was moving to Long Island. She was going through a divorce at the time. I was with her for a week. Years later, while I was in prison, she contacted to me to say she had a paternity test done that revealed the child's father was not her husband. She said I was the only other man she had been with. My lawyers are dealing with this. When we find out the truth we will deal with it in the appropriate manner."
We're told that Lindsay found out about the news of her new sister by reading about it on our website.
Michael didn't even have the decency to tell his kids first.
Ewwwwww!
[Image via WENN.]
can not wait to see her!
Kewlio!!! 1st??
FIRST!
WHO REALLY GIVES A FUCK
bahaha
haha. first?
i think its awful that a child is still referred to as being a 'bastard'. it's 2008….
Lindsay's dad is a bastard. My dad also has a bastard child from another woman while married to my mom, too. The woman is a slut because she knew my dad was married and had kids. She wanted to break my family apart.
As for Michael's "another woman", she's a whore for all I know. Fucking bitch.
HOW IS THIS NEWS… I MEAN HIM AND HALF ALL MEN
ALL the Lohan's are bastards . . . not just the illegitimate children. Jeesh.
aw…it's not her fault she's a bastard kid. can't we just call her "illegitimate"? bastard is so harsh - like no one really asks to be born to poppa lohan.
i am so damn tired so seeing those ugly a$$, freckled up bitches around the web! i seriously HATE ali and LOVE/HATE lindsay…her family sucks BIG time…ugggh!
Am I the first comment?
I doubt it but anyway, It is one thing to call him a ho but do you really have to say "bastard child" it wasn't the kids fault.
wowww like that wasent unlikely
michael lohan is a fing animal!
wow perez. i find it quite funny and hypocritical that you label everybody's kids "bastards" EXCEPT OF COURSE angelina jolie's!!! AHOLE!
not first and i think the bastard is somebody else's child.all these paternity test cases are so lame and disgusting espec.when you're married.Poppa Lohan won't have to worry about the child support.Lindsay will pay for him.besides those 2 creeps,him and orange oprah always lived off Lindsay's money.if i was her i'd do the same drugs as she does.
oh that poor family.
is the bastard a freckle machine too?
i would sure hope not.
’cause those lindsay n00dz made me wanna kill myself.
this shit is golden!! you can't make stuff up like this, i can't believe she read it here first!! Go Perez!
so are you going to refer to A. Jolie and B. Pitt's children as bastards from now on too? cause they are too.
Stop calling the little girl a bastard you fat fucking prick!
i forgot to mention…. "OR madonnna's kid"! LOL!
shouldn't this be called Breaking News?
hum…..what's next?
Poor Lindsay her dad sucks… Love Lindsay excoted for her new movie Labor Pains and new cd coming out in November
Re: Kathryn – Yeah, actually, now that you mention it, when do we get to see her???
What About Brangelinas little bastard kids?? It' hollywood, most kids there are born out of wedlock you jerk. They are kids!! I feel much more sorry for your mother having to know that she raised such a biased prick
Can you imagine finding out that your father has a child with another woman by reading Perez's blog? That's even worse than finding out your father died via text message! Michael is an asshole!
I love you Lindsay…
Your dad needs to get his head on straight!!!
I grew up without a dad, infact still do not even know who he is. I was called a bastard and it is very hurtful. Please do not call children bastards, it is not their faults. Rude, very rude!
You need a correction fat ass. It's Non-Marital Child, not a bastard or not illegitimate. What kind of a liberal are you? Get your talk straight you fat whale.
Good luck on losing the weight! Looks like it is working! Stay healthy fat boy, I'd be bored without your gossip.
Perez, good thing Linsey checks your website everyday, otherwise she'd never know what's going on in her family!! LOL!
I do have to say I feel VERY sorry for this little 13 yr old! What a rude awakening …. just because you're related to these idiots you get to have your life splashed all over the news/tabloids and the fun of having papparazzi chase you everywhere to be the first with a photo!
perez–can u pls not use the word, "bastard." apparently there's a real girl out there with real feelings. she's not a celeb and never asked for this. but she might read your site. i know u have to be provocative to get people to read u, but have a heart!
i like lindsay but her dad is a fucking weirdo. i wonder what the sister looks like!
whhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? oh snap! they're just as messy as the hogans/bolleas
i wonder if Lindsay will start taking pictures with this sibling at the Ivy and shopping on 5th ave?
whatever perez, its likely lindsay read this news off of 3 other websites who reported it 2 hours before you did. so full of yourself
Is this saying that the first person he visited was his lawyer, and not his possible daughter? Really? If he ended up not being her father, a nice lunch at a restaurant on him with an ice cream sundae for dessert wouldn't hurt her. Priorities, Mr. Lohan. You don't always have to cover your ass first. It's OK to act human, and then call your freaking lawyer.
lindsay is sexy..
i wonder if the new sister will try to get her own show as well.
WOW, I actually like, feel really bad for Dina and ALL the Lohan kids, finding this out online? I mean, hot damn! Have a heart, asshole. Some of these people on here commenting need a reality check too. How can you be so needlessly cruel to someone you've never even met? These people have done nothing personally to you. Who do you think you are, to judge people and say they deserve something like this? Until you personally get to know this people you have no right to say anything about their situation so STFU. I know the Lohans are probably reading this right now and I can't believe the cruelty of having to read this about your family and then getting this horrible comments on top of it.
you are such a moron Perez, calling a young child a bastard. By the way I read an interview about you saying you used to shit your pants till you were eight.
i hope she's way prettier
than ali..and like, can sing
and wants to break into showbiz..blahblah
what the hell is your problem with Lindsay Lohan, you write disgusting things about her and her family, Samantha Ronson and now calling this child a bastard. You will never be loved by a human being Perez that is your problem, have fun sleeping alone.
Not surprising. These people are such white trash.
What a scumbag. Poor Linds!!
Lindsay Lohan likes panocha
Obama, you have efffed everything up so royally! Dude, YOU SUCK! God Bless Hillary Clinton! (Obama's a disgrace.)
I actually know how this feels… I hate Lindsay, but I can't make fun of this situation.
… and I thought my family needed help.
It really made me sick to read this… is full of anger and frustration… BTW why is it that we never hear anything about your Dad Perezito??? ohhhh right isn't it that you are a bastard child too??? Gosh look at your obnoxious self first before being that "critical" or full of shit… you are not that fantastic or that great…
snakeskin boots, bootcut jeans, bastard kids, baseball cap and an overcoat all in one package….T-R-A-S-H. You can smell the booze on his breath and the coke up his nose from twenty years ago. What was he divorced for two weeks from "Dina" before he was spreading his seed?
what a stand up guy. Does he know my father????
isn't this guy supposed to be a minister or something? from everything i've heard of him, he sounds like the most immoral person
How much are the tabs going to pay for the first pic? Will she be on the reality show?
mess sounds nothing like lo u fucking retard
Is there any truth to the rumor that Mr Lohan calls his pee pee (PEREZ) ?
Lindsay i'll make it better baby call me 732-***-7*1* ..lol
WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM, CALLING A CHILD A BASTARD??
Act like you've got SOME sense.
MUST the term "bastard child" be used in this day and age……..that term is just so wrong in every way!!!! We are talking about a child. Shame on those who use that term.
"Christie (mother of bastard child)" - LMAO
Poor Lindsay! That sucks having to find out in such a manner. Lindsay is doing good for herself now so I hope this doesn't hurt her. LOVE YOU LINDZ!!!!!!!
LOVE YOU LINDSAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bastard, illegitimate, non-marital?? how bout just a kid for the Lord's sake.
It's fucked up for you to refer to her as the "bastard child" asshole. You could say illegitimate. Jerk!
Perez you suck…
Re: bitch – You didn't know? He is your father Luke, him and Darth Vadar. LOL
seriously - what is wrong with these people? I mean who says "i found out about my illegitimate kid while i was in prison" they're all nutty
o calling her a bastard ya fat greasy cuban cunt!!!!
i love and support lindsay. you are cruel about her relationship with sam- who apparently is good for lindsay. i support that, if it is healthy and makes lindsay healthy. you are becoming so ignorant, perez. it's sad. no wonder half of hollywood hates you. angelina isn't a saint either, and you act like she is. she was sleeping with brad when he was still married.
I never ever liked the B-word. You F-word!
Quit being mean to MINORS Perez!
What the Hell is Your problem!?
Afraid of picking on Someone Your size??
Quit being mean to MINORS Perez!
What the Hell is Your problem!?
Afraid of picking on Someone Your size??
I'ts getting very DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stick with the LEZney and SaMANtha Jokes!!!
The child is not a bastard, Michael Lohan is. Leave the poor child alone, please. Isn't it bad enough if it is truly the offspring of that ass? Does it need to be called names and hounded, too?
I'm sorry, but anyone who doesn't feel bad for the Lohan kids has never experienced growing up with dysfunctional parents. I was never sympathetic to Lindsay when she was younger, but the more I learn about her family, the more I'm impressed by the fact that she's still alive. Seriously.
dnt know what all the fuss is about!, perez is right, the child really is a bastard! LOL at least its a step up from whoreson(actual word)
poor linds and ali, take it slow guys, hope this doesnt hurt lindsay's recovery.
AND BTW Perez is right, the child is a bastard it wasnt concieved by married parents, at least "bastard" is a step up from "whoreson"(ACTUAL WORD)
I can't believe this story! how crazy it would be to find out about another sibling….good luck to the family! I love the show!
Well his priorities seem painfully obvious
Easy answer…MAURY, MAURY, MAURY…who IS the father?!
yeah, I Love You, too, Lindsay. and I always have.
what you mean to tell me this dirty low down stuff happens to white folks.. illegitimate kids and drugs and child molesters… omg? i thought it only happen to minorities… hell any fool knows better than that.. they just hide it better.. look at the jamie spears, having a baby young and unmarried, but oh that only happens to black girls .. BULLSHYT!!!!!!
This cracker is crazy, if i may say so myself. In fact let's all call him 'the crazy cracker' from now on.
You're a cruel man..to call a baby who had no choice a bastard..get into the 21st century..
Who uses the word "bastard" to describe a child born out of wedlock these days? With the institution of marriage on the decline, an increasing number of children are born to parents who are not married. Some don't feel the need to prove their relationship and commitment with a piece of paper, and some would be single parents. Do we then label their children some archaic term like a bastard? Attitudes have changed. For someone who so often gets himself all in a sweat about discrimination (mainly when it's aimed at gay males), you sure do act like a hypocrite. In fact, a large percentage of kids born to the "celebs" you suck up to on a daily basis are bastards, including the kids of Ms Jolie and Mr Pitt, whom you called "perfect" the other day. You are so hyper-critical and rude about some people, yet expect all to accept your over the top gay persona without comment. Calling innocent kids bastards is just so distasteful regardless of who their parents are. Grow up, or at least be consistent in the way you treat people if that's not possible.
Uh only Perez would think it's a big deal if a child is born out of marriage :\
I have a child by him, too. Nothing I'm proud of. But I do plan to board the family gravy train to stardom and $$$.
im not suprised. those dirty bastards.
Perez, Lindsay really reads your site even with all the horrible stuff you say about her girlfriend Samantha Ronson, calling her SaMAN and saying she should smoke herself to death, etc.? Is Lindsay a masochist wtf.
I do feel kind of bad for Lindsay. Her parents continue to be crazy, desperate, hot messes that just can't stop talking to the media. Why she continues to associate with them I have no idea, so good luck, Lindsay.
Mario , Perez.. what the fuck ever,
You talk a lot of shit for a [erson who gets up in arms about descrimination against gays. LEAVE the girl ALONE. She has done nothing to deserve this. In this day and age people are more likely to be born OUT of Wedlock than in it.
JUST ANOTHER REASON WHY PEREZ SUCKS!!!!!
All of Perez's insecurities seem to come out when he's talking about the Lohans.
Self-loathing homosexual? Check.
Shame about his own familial situation? Check.
It's a good thing the Lohans aren't Hispanic, or we could find out how much he hates racial minorities, too.
Ohhhh, this Michael Lohan is such an asshole. And the mother is so clueless. I feel so sorry for the children. Look at poor Lindsay, she's so beautiful but so lost. I wish she were my girlfriend. She needs a lot of love to get out of this mess.
Re: Kiki – I agree. Perez is ignorant for using such a word to describe this litte girl.
Is anyone really surprised?
Check out His confused druggy daughter LEZney! LEZho!
Shame on you Michael.
I seriously doubt about what you wrote about this blog, Perez.
He should be neutered
Poor Lindsay! How embarrassing! My father also fathered a bastard child while married to my mother. He used the SAME "we were separated at the time" bullshit excuse when in fact they weren't. Michael Lohan is a liar!
It is really mean that you keep referring to her as "the bastard child", a term that is incredibly outdated and might be construed as offensive. This child did not ask to be born to unwed parents and to a father who was already married to another woman. Lay off her and stick to calling Mr. Lohan out for the scab that he is.
Lindsay's father is such a lying sack of shit. He probably made her gay. Watch asshole Lohan will be on tv preaching about forgiveness. Lindsay should never trust this loser. He'll only let her down.