Daddy HoHan Reacts To His Own News Of A Bastard Child!
Give him a microphone or a platform and he won't stop yapping!
Michael Lohan released the following statement to TV's Extra, after news broke today, Friday, that he most likely fathered a child while married to Lindsay's drama momma, Dina:
"I met Christie (mother of bastard child) in 1982 in Houston. In 1995, when I was separated from Dina, she contacted me that she was moving to Long Island. She was going through a divorce at the time. I was with her for a week. Years later, while I was in prison, she contacted to me to say she had a paternity test done that revealed the child's father was not her husband. She said I was the only other man she had been with. My lawyers are dealing with this. When we find out the truth we will deal with it in the appropriate manner."
We're told that Lindsay found out about the news of her new sister by reading about it on our website.
Michael didn't even have the decency to tell his kids first.
Ewwwwww!
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HAHAHAHA. What idiots, they are such an attn seeking family, lindsay is so fugly and that skank she rolls with is one of the nastiest things my eyes have ever saw….Who knows or cares how many offspring this idiot has- ONE is too many… Lindsay is a joke, she is a NOBODY and I get my daily laughs about her trying to act important when the pap's are around, trying to act like she doesn't want her pix made, or calling the cops for escorts, LMAO..
I see right through her and her family. I live in LA and work in the area, I almost gagged when I saw her on the street last week with her "man" lover.. These too look like a freak show, something in a circus! Lord help us, my daughter is 12 and even thinks she and her "sister" is trash! The stupid show with Mom & Sister is the biggest joke of all, they would do anything to feel famous or important… What idiots.. Lindsay acting is about the dumbest shit ever, she is such an attn seeker- out there begging for work, then taking these movies that NO ONE WILL WATCH! Get a real job honey, I hear they need people at McDonalds HAHA. You and your whole family should move out of LA and go away! Your not famous, your not important, your not pretty, you are just a trailor trash skank! I can't even bring myself to feel sorry for you, your just to stupid to feel sorry for!
ah! he told the entire world about it! and not his own ex family? that just sucks lame!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wonder if the sister is way prettier than lilo and lilo2.2
"So, mommy, did you tell him he might be my Dad?"
"Yes, dear, I did."
"What did he do? What did he say?"
"He called his lawyer. His lawyers are dealing with this."
"Oh."
Disgusting of You Perez to name call a CHILD!
Did Your Parents call You names??????
Re: eww –
Eww, if "lying sack of shit" parents made kids gay, we'd almost all be gay. I'm sure you'd use the same logic if she were (still?) running around from man to man. You'd say "She needs a father figure!" or some crap like that.
what year is this 1532 who says bastard child and more i mean seriously???
He is such a CREEP! I get nauseated just looking at his picture. Who would want to admit that he is their father and why would this woman go public with the story? I mean, he's done such a marvelous job raising his other children. Jesus, people are sick. I think the entire Lohan family is crazy. What a bunch of publicity seeking LOSERS.
Stop referring to the child as a bastard. I'm sure she has feelings that would be hurt if she reads this. She's a child and it's not her fault so leave her the fuck alone. Asshole.
My friend Jessica found out she was father was not really her father when he passed and she was going thru his things. Her mom passed several years back. Thru some investigation it turned out her real father was a married man in the little town where they all lived. She immediately dropped everything and went to confront him as to why he never tried to find her. The man told her he would never have a "Bastard child" and she obviously was a slut like her mother. Before slamming the door in her face he told her never to contact him again as he would press charges against her for harrassment.
She was so angry she made up flyers about what had happened and posted it around town. And what was the end result? Nothing. People could care less. It had a shelf life of about two days and everyone forgot what happened.
Anyway she took him to court and the judge ordered the DNA. It came back 96 percent positive but that 4% small room for error was enough for the judge to say they could not positively say he really was the father and he was off the hook. On the way out the courtroom he turned to my friend and said, "Once a bastard always a bastard." It has completely demoralized her. That name has somehow made her feel less than her worth. She can't seem to get pass this. Words hurt people, choose them carefully.