It Takes A Woman!
Filed under: Matthew McConaughey
Matthew McConogay just doesn't wake up with rock hard abs and stubby arms.
Well, yes to the stubs but no to the six pack.
The actor has to work at it!
And, thankfully, he's not doing push-ups on the beach anymore. Tres lame.
Mateo strapped on his weighted vest for a jog through Malibu yesterday, accompanied by his trainer.
Yes, that chick is his trainer. She's responsible for his bod.
If only she could get him to quit drinking beer, he'd look even hotter!
[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]
Posted: June 27, 2008 at 9:43 am
FIRST!!!
first??
She is working Him toooooo hard!!
He, for once, doesn't look good!
She is kinda freaky looking…
TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF MATTHEW!!
first
Ya Perez, becuz beer is Evil. Whatever dumbass.
BEER=YUMMY YUMMY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!
viva la cerveza Perez!!!
That's no woman, that's a man Baby!!
first bitches
1st
Re: SAM –
SIKE IM TENTH!!
Oh… what is the malt and liquor?
What gets you drunken quicker?
What comes in bottles or in cans? (Beer)
Can't get enough of it (Beer)
How we really love it (Beer)
Makes me think I'm a man (Beer)
I could kiss and hug it (Beer)
But I'd rather chug it (Beer)
Got my belly up to here (Beer)
I could not refuse a (Beer)
I could really use a beer, beer, beer
Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer
I can't remember how much I have had
I drank a twelve-pack with my dad (BURP!)
That's my son the drunken manly stud
I'm proud to be his bud
Here have some pretzels
No, I'll call it quits
Those things give me the shlits (ha ha ha)
Drink with your family
Drink it with your friends
Drink till you're fat, stomach distends
Beer is liquid bread, it's good for you
We like to drink till we spew! Ew!
Who cares if we get fat?
I'll drink to that
As we sing once more…
What is the malt and liquor?
What gets you drunken quicker?
What comes in bottles or in cans? (Beer)
Can't get enough of it (Beer)
How we really love it (Beer)
Makes me think I'm a man (Beer)
I could kiss and hug it (Beer)
But I'd rather chug it (Beer)
Got my belly up to here (Beer)
Golly, I adore it! (Beer)
Come on dammit, pour it!
Do it for me, brew it for me
Feed it to me, speed it to me (Beer)
The most wonderful drink in the world
HOORAY!!! (BURP!)
perez,
as one of the fattest, ugliest human beings alive, its laughable that you make any comments about looks.
Better than waking up to a stubby dick, the way you do!!!
Damn Perez… how fat is your fugly ass sitting at your computer writing trivial gossip all day and night. Your site definately wins the award for the website that has so much (pictures & words) and offers so little (information, truth, something posititve, something real)
Who cares about him?
However, I LOVE the Madonna divorce dirt. I know you love
her Perez, but most of us love to HATE her.
It's awesome because they was no prenup. I wonder if she
will stay in the UK and continue her fake accent or come
back to the states? We know we can count on you for all the Madonna divorce dirt.
Oh yeah and what do you drink FAT@SS???
Like you have room to talk about ANY kind of body flaw. Your body and shape is separated at birth with the fucking Elephant Man you freak.
This guy is an ugly freak. Why does everyone think he's so hot? Friggin' idiots!
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Perez you fag!!! Why the fuck would he stop drinking beers????????
yo yo
THATS HIS TRAINER?
I THOUGHT IT WAS A SKELETON.EWWWWWW…SHE LOOKS SICK AND MALNOURISHED.
WHoa!!! I like the fact that Mateo drinks beer, The fact that he is a man's man, rough around his gorgeous edges! that makes him sooooooo sexy. The man is a God. He is the one and only on my laminated Famous list!
whats wrong with beer? if he drinks beer and looks that good…why the hell not?
for gods sake perez, if people wamma smoke and drink beer then that's their choice! you are more likely to die of a heart attack fatty and you don't drink or smoke mr sanctimonious
WHY? WHY? WHY? Would he be hotter if he STOPPED drinking beer? That is the stooooopidest thing I've heard today. I think you say that kind of shit just to get people angry. Because there is no other reason for it.
26TH!!
IM SEXY
I just don't get it, he is not hot, he looks old and worn out, his head looks like a skull. I'd love to have his trainer's body though.
What the fucks wrong with beer
Like these two could give a flying fudge pack what a lard assed homo thinks of how they look!
They are laughing and jogging all the way to the bank you friggn hawg.
Mathew McConaughey is fuckin hot
he would look even hotter with his cock buried deep in my butt!!! oh boys miss analisa here needs a couple young hard beefy cocks so she can have one ramming her in her mouth and one deep inside her butt. cum for me boys cukmfor me
why would anyone want to quit drinking beer??
How about instead of making fun of Matthew and his hot body u get a number for this chick? lol Seriously, take a good and long look in the mirror and then judge - freak.
Re: Pils – that is the most awful poem EVER!! Do it for me, brew it for me
Feed it to me, speed it to me (Beer)
Fuckface Please
If I could look like him and drink beer I would. Is someone jealous? I bet he works out 3 times as hard as you and eats better, but he also has better genetics HAAAAAAAAAA.
He works hard- he gets to play hard- so fuck off Perez.
You push drag queens and cum stains down your website's audience throats but always admonish those who smoke or drink- your twisted moral code does not necessarily reflect everyone elses, douchebag. Talk about equal rights- stop discriminating against those who imbibe- which is the fucking majority of this country. IDIOT 30 year old fat queen with a hack job who dispenses morality to tweens-you are a bigger joke than Ann Coulter- she at least has an education- go suck Madonna's dick
Perez if you'd quit eating the Cheetos, you'd look better too!
There is something SERIOUSLY wrong with this man's face. I don't know if it's ill-fitting false teeth or what. I can't figure it out! And look at how BEAT he looks! No person who is fit looks like that no matter how long a run. What a show-off. No person who is dedicated to being fit goes and gets drunk like he does. Idiot.
Re: Meedee72 –
And he wouldn't have the orange dick!
Watching gay porn and eating Cheetos will do that to you Mario
LOL at stubby arms!! First time in months.
"Run Forrest" Has to be the funniest thing Perez had written across a photo - hands down!!!
Is it just me or does Matty look a little like Eric Idol in this picture…..
SERIOUSLY, quit drinking beer and he be hotter? some people like to have fun every once in while. not everyone sits on their computer 24/7 sucking celebrity dick. you're getting worst by the day.
Sure his VERY pregnant gf is just THRILLED about that. Geezus he's such a worthless douche. He should keep on joggin…right off a fuckin cliff.
He is hot… I give him that. But, he does have really short arms. Compare his to hers!! Kinda funny!!
Run Forrest!!!! LOL forever. Thanks for that one.
LOL! run forrest!
what is that hting on his chest? bullet proof vest?
she is soo un attractive.
Perez…Do you really believe the psyco bullshit you spew? Stop drinking beer? A little beer is actually good for you. Why don't you stop taking your boy's little cock in your ass and do a little research. Matt looks fine and the fact that you give him a hard time for drinking beer is really laughable.